In A Name
"I think it's a girl,"
"Really? That's nice,"
"Yeah,"
"What shall we call her? Dorothemalia? Moragolily? Agraphasia?"
"Very funny,"
"I'm just thinking of names that match with Nymphadora,"
"Our kid's name is going to be two syllables tops,"
"Alright, how about Myrtle?"
"Shut up,"
"Dolores?"
"Remus,"
"Hmm?"
"If it's a boy d'you think we could name him after Moody?"
"Mad-Eye Lupin? Alright,"
"No, you goon. Alastor. For a middle name, perhaps,"
"Yes. Yes, that'd be nice,"
"He'd obviously think it sounds dead soppy,"
"I think it sounds perfect,"
"If it's a girl we could give her your Mum's name as a middle name, if you like,"
"Ah yes, Theodoramiloo Hope Lupin,"
"I will strangle you".
