Drunken Confessions: The HA Gang

" Alright guys drunken confessions whose going first?" Beck Asked

" I'll go one time I got pissy drunk and pissed all over the neighbors cat Freckles he was hidden in the bushes and after I was done it ran out hissing at me" Robbie says

Everyone shook their heads and laughed.

" Alright Me next I got super drunk and made out with Jade's mailbox " Cat says

Everyone burst into tears from laughing so hard.

" Ok I got so drunk I fell asleep in front of my trailer and woke up covered in bird shit " Beck says

Everyone held their stomachs as they laughed at Beck's confession

":Alright yall I got one I got so drunk I stripped butt ass naked and sang blank space by Taylor Swift in my grandma's church hat" Andre says.

The Gang laughed hysterically at Andre's confession.

" Alright I got shit ass drunk and I masturbated to Sailor Moon " Jade says

The Laughter Continued

" Ok I got one I drunk as shit and decided to surprise Thomas with a little strip tease cause he said he was going to be by himself that weekend so I put on a trench coat nothing underneath and go to his house and get the spare key from under the mat and I walked in and I thought he was sitting on the couch boy was I wrong I dropped my coat and walked over to what I thought was him and said come and get it big boy come to find out it was his grandpa and he was hooked up to an oxygen tank worst night ever." Trina says

Everyone continued to laugh and hold their stomachs.

" Alright Im the last I guess I got so drunk I dressed up in my dad's old clothes and put on my shades and acted like I was a cholo and danced to cartoon trap mixes until my mom came in and caught me" Tori says

hysterical laughter shot through the room.

" God we've really done some dumbshit while we were drunk" Beck says

" Yea we really have" Jade says

" But you know guys its never too late to do more dumbshit we can confess to later " Tori asked

With a devilish look in their eyes they went into the Vega's secret liquor cabinet and prepared for a night of foolery.