Ruining Disney Part 2: Tori, Beck,Cat, Andre, Robbie, and Jade
Two hours later the boys show up to watch the marathon of disney films with the girls after spending time at the arcade. Once they walk in Robbie notices his girlfriend is staring daggers at Jade.
" Babe why are you looking at Jade like that?" Robbie asks
" Because Jade's a dick" Cat says
" Don't get mad at me because you can't take the truth Cat remember it was yours and Tori's idea to play that fucking game so get over it" Jade says
" Are we missing something here ?" Beck asks
" Cat's mad at Jade because she wanted us all over here to watch the Disney movie marathon with her but Jade says she doesn't like Disney movies because they're fucked up so we decided to play a little game giving Jade Disney movie titles and she would tells us what's wrong with them so she did and now Cat's pissed and doesn't want Jade around her future children" Tori says
" Why would you want Jade around your kids anyway?" Beck asked
" Keep talking Beckett and I'll make sure you never have any" Jade says
" Well Disney movies are kind of fucked up when you think about it " Andre says
" Not you too Andre" Cat whines
" But it's kind of true Cat " Robbie says earning a slap on the arm from Cat
" Whose side are you on?" Cat asked
" Yours babe but Jade has a point too" Robbie says
" I think we should continue this game Alright Jade The Jungle Book" Beck says
" Who better than to tell their own story than you Beck tell them how you were raised by a bear and a jaguar ,hypnotized by a snake , almost killed by a tiger, and how you danced with King Louie and taught him all about man's red fire " Jade says
Tori ,Andre, Cat, And Robbie all burst out into fits of laughter and Beck flipped Jade the bird and sat down.
" Alright I got one Jade Snow White and Seven Dwarfs" Robbie says
Jade rolls her eyes and says" Snow white is a stupid whore who sings to woodland creatures and lives with little men who look like lawn gnomes" Jade says
Everyone laughs
" I mean she had to be fucking those Dwarfs all of them except dopey who was remedial as all get out and probably couldn't find the whole is there was a sign leading to it and what i dont get is the queen wanted to be the fairest in the land but she's the queen of the land who gives a fuck you're a ruler and what makes snow white so fucking stupid is you see an old hag who clearly looks like a witch and you still eat the fucking apple just plain dumb im done with this one next"Jade says.
" Alright Cinderella " Andre says
" Another dumb bitch who the hell spends years getting abused and not plot to kill those evil bitches instead befriending those rats she should have trained them to kill and she would have been out of that house sooner ok im tired of this game i dont want to play it anymore i feel like i killed half my brain cells explaining idiotic movies to the morons that love them im out of here" Jade says
" Jade if you leave then you'll miss the best one of them all that reminds me of you and Tori " Cat says
" And what's that beauty and the beast?" Jade asked
" Nope Pete's Dragon " Cat says making Jade's eyes go wide as she storms out.
