How Weird Sex Sent Me To The ER: The HA Gang

Hollywood Hospital:

Beck, Andre , Cat , Jade, and Tori were currently seated in the waiting room for the doctor to give them word on Robbie who was rushed to the hospital just an hour before they had all arrived.

" Anyone know what happened?" Beck asked

" No and his mom was way too hysterical to say anything " Tori said

" I hope Robbie is going to be ok" Cat said as she held on to Mr. Purple

" I'm sure whatever it is Robbie is going to be ok little red" Andre said

" There's no doubt in my mind that whatever happened had something to do with god damned puppet" Jade said as she took another swig of her coffee.

A few minutes later Robbie's mom and dad came out the visitors doors and Robbie's mom was still crying causing the others to think the worst.

" What's wrong Mrs. Shapiro is Robbie Alright?" Cat asked on the verge of tears herself

" Kids Robbie had a freak accident earlier he was electrocuted" Mr. Shapiro said

" Oh my God how did it happen?" Tori asked

" Well Tori since you guys are his closest friends I might as well tell you Robbie purchased a animatronic sex doll online and as he was trying to you know take care of some business the doll short circuited and electrocuted him resulting in minor burns on his genital area" Mr. Shapiro said making Jade spit out her coffee and the rest of them stare at him wide eyed

Mrs. Shapiro began to cry even louder while Mr. Shapiro held onto her.

" You guys can go in and see him but be aware that he's still knocked out from the medication" Mr. Shapiro said walking his weeping wife out to the parking lot.

" What in the actual fuck!?" Beck said

" A Sex doll ? Where the hell did Robbie get the bread to pay for it?" Andre asked

" You know Robbie's really good at saving money" Tori said

Andre shook his head and Cat hadn't said anything.

It was starting to get late and since they could only go in 3 at a time Andre and Cat went first.

" Wow can you really believe it that Robbie got electrocuted by a sex doll?" Beck asked

" It doesn't really surprise me that he turned his cock into fried bologna tampering with something like that" Jade said getting stifled laughs from Tori and Beck

" I mean he walks around with his hand stuck up a puppet's ass all day so him buying a defective sex doll wouldn't be too far off" Jade said

Tori and Beck held back tears as they laughed at Jade's remarks but quickly straightened up when Andre and Cat came walking up to them.

" How's he doing?" Beck asked

" He's heavily medicated right now but he has a few burns here and there but other wise he's going to be ok" Andre said

" His hair looks like he's been struck by lightening" Cat said

" Well in a way he kind of was Cat" Beck said

" Well it should serve him right playing with one of those things silicone and plastic are no substitute for the real thing what the hell was he thinking? I've been practically throwing myself at him for months and he'd rather fuck a robot well I hope he's happy now that his dick looks like a burnt hot link and his nuts look like fried meatballs Ugh take me home Andre I'm mad" Cat said as she stormed out of the hospital

By now Tori and Jade are in full blown hysterics laughing their asses off holding onto each other for support. Beck ran his hands through his hair as he tried to keep the laughter that was building up in the pit of his stomach contained.

" Alright yall I'll see you later let me get Cat home before she does something she'll regret " Andre said bidding his friends goodnight

Tori, Beck, and Jade made their way to Robbie's room and opened the door. The sight alone made them want to laugh even more. Robbie was laying there with his hair sticking up all over kind of like Albert Einstein's and it smelled like burnt broccoli.

Jade's curiosity started to get the best of her as she watched Robbie sleep. She just had to know if the things Cat said before she left were true so she did what any other person would do in this situation. Jade pulled the blanket down just enough to expose the bottom of the hospital gown that was concealing Robbie's junk.

" Jade what the hell are you doing?" Beck asked

" I'm satisfying my curiosity Beckett" Jade said

" Jesus Jade you have no shame do you?" Tori asked

" None whatsoever Vega" Jade said

" Well I'm not just going to stand here while you expose what's left of his man parts" Beck said

" Well either turn around or get the fuck out of here that goes for you too Vega" Jade said

Tori rolled her eyes at Jade but had to admit to herself that her own curiosity was getting the best of her and just like Jade she had to see for herself.

Tori walked over to Jade and stood by her side getting a smirk from the raven haired girl. Beck turned his head as his ex girlfriend and bestfriend prepared to lift Robbie's hospital gown.

" Alright Vega this is it " Jade said as she proceeded to lift the gown

Tori stood wide eyed as Jade exposed the reason for their curiosity. Jade stood next to Tori in amazement before they burst out laughing.

" Oh my God" Tori said as she laughed

" She was right about the fried meatballs part but the dick itself looks like a burnt bread stick" Jade said making Tori laugh even more

" Alright Jade enough is enough you've had your fun now let's get the fuck out of here" Beck said

" Jesus Beck you sure know how to take the piss out of everything" Jade said letting go of the hospital gown and pulling the blanket back up.

The three friends quietly left Robbie's room and headed home.

A week after Robbie's accident he was released from the hospital and back in his own bed. He was kind of miffed that his mother ordered his father to get rid of his doll but then again it was for the best because honestly speaking after his ordeal he was scared to death to test it out again.

Robbie was currently watching old reruns of The Twilight Zone when he heard a knock on his door.

" Come in" Robbie said

The door opened and Robbie was pleasantly surprised that it was his friends probably coming to check on him.

" Hey Guys" He said happily

" Hey Rob how are you feeling man?" Beck asked

" Much better" Robbie said

Andre , Tori, and Jade greeted Robbie before taking a seat on the couch that was on the other side of Robbie's room.

Robbie looked at Cat who hadn't said a word to him yet.

" Hey Kitty what's the matter?" Robbie asked the Red head

Cat didn't say anything instead she charged towards him and slapped Robbie across the face causing all their friends to gasp.

" Cat what the hell?" Robbie asked

" You listen to me Robert Shapiro and you listen good I have been throwing hints at you for months and you act like you're completely blind to the fact that I've been trying to have sex with you but no more so the next time you think about getting another doll you won't have to worry about it barbecuing your dick because I'm going to cut it off do you understand!?" Cat said pointing her freshly painted finger in his face.

" Yes Ma'am" Robbie said frightened

" Kk now scoot over so we can cuddle Robbie" Cat said climbing into Robbie's bed and cuddling into his side

The rest of their friends laughed at the two as they all turned towards the television to watch the Twilight Zone.