Koihime Musou: Tales of the Armored Beat Riders

In a modern day city, it was a bright beautiful morning, everyone was getting up and start their morning ready to go to work or going to school.

"Hawawawa!" Well one certain Shokatsuryou Komei was not in a morning mood. "It's my first day as a transfer student, and here I am oversleeping. This is terrible!" Indeed she was late for her first day at school, the uniform she wore is the one of ST. Francesca Academy. As she runs, she turns around to the street and without knowing a motorcycle was going straight at her, Komei turns her head and froze. When the driver saw her, he hit the brakes, the vehicle slowly stopped until it only reaches a few inches on Komei. Then she fell on her knees in shock.

"Are you okay?" Asking the driver as he took off his helmet to reveal his face of a teenage boy with slightly spiked black hair with a ponytail. This boy is Nagata Oda. "You're not hurt are you?"

"Hawawa. That was too close." Komei uttered. "But I'm alright."

"I see that you're wearing a girl's uniform, you go to ST. Francesca Academy too?" He asked by looking at her uniform.

Komei saw the uniform that the boy wore was a boys' version of St. Francesca and to prove it he bears the academy's symbol. "I-I'm a transfer student, and this is my first day. But I overslept. Hawawa! So I'm late!" Komei flustered in embarrassing.

"Oh, so today is you're first day at our school?" He said. "Well, let me give you a ride."

"Huh? A-a-are you sure is okay for you, I-I don't want to be a burden." Komei asked as she didn't want to bother him for letting her ride on his bike and also nervous to be in a motorcycle.

"Is quite alright, besides I was heading to school as well." He offered her a spare helmet.

"O-okay," She took the helmet and put it on, she hop on the vehicle. He starts the engine as they rode the street.

-Cue the Flower of Bravery-

On their arrival Nagata meets up with the girls, Kanu, Chouun and Bacho, and he introduce them a new friend just then Chouhi arrives in a furry then she argues with Kanu for not waking her up.

Riri is going to her school as she wave to Kochu in crocodile tears. Then Iori is practicing in archery, he smile when he hit the perfect target.

Then in the school field, Masakata is running with Sonken, Kannei and Sonshoko behind, Shuuyu and Rikuson are coaching them while Daikyo and Shokyo are cheering for them. In the bathroom of an apartment, Sonsaku was brushing her teen not in a morning mood.

Mitsuki was walking in the hallways as he saw Kakoton and Kakoen waiting outside between the girl's bathroom, with already in mind he call out something which makes Sousou and Juniku coming out and then he says something which makes Sousou angry.

A limousine arrived in front of the school gate with Ensho coming out, Bushuu and Ganryo greets her, without even noticed Ensho slips from a banana peel but before she could fall to the ground Haru caught her.

Inside of a church, Totaku, Kaku and Kayu were praying and once they have finished they realized that Kayu was asleep this whole time. Hideyoshi and Kenshin were walking towards the school but when Keshin spotted a pair of cuties he goes after them leaving Hideyoshi with a signed. Then Ryofu was taking a showing until her dog jumps to her arms, then the shower broke which water splash her.

In class Kyocho was eating during lesson before Kashin caught her, she's now standing in the corridor with a buckle of water on her hand but she pulls a riceball to snack in. Then Kosonsan was having a dream in class that a male student won the Student Council War and given the council title to her, she wakes up from her desk and all the students starts laughing at her. Then Choryo was walking in the shopping district as she bumps to one of the three familiar faces, the leader say something which makes her beating them up.

-End-

It was lunch period, all the students were crowd in front of the bread store and Komei was trying to get pass the horde of students. "Um, excuse me, I'd like to buy bread too-" She was cut off when the students push her by getting through the crowd, she skips a few feet before face bumps to a pair of melons. "I'm sorry... Kanu-san!" Indeed, it was Kanu Unchou one of the students that Nagata had introduces to her when they were arrived and they have become friends. "So we meet again."

Kanu turns around Komei facing the crowd. "Well then, let's begin the attack!" She pushes her as they past the crowd without pushing anyone until they reached the bread store and starts ordering.


"I'm really grateful to you." Komei thanking Kanu as the two of them were outside after buying the bread and carrying bags to their hands. "You helped me to buy bread."

"We have to help each other out when we're in trouble." Kanu said.

"By the way, Kanu-san, were you going to eat all those breads?" Komei asked. She saw her bought a lot of breads in the bread store.

"No, I lost to my friends at Rock-Paper-Scissors. So I had to buy their breads, too." She explained.

"Aisha!"

"Speaking of which..." Running to them none other than Kanu's swore sister Chouhi Ekitoku. "Aisha!" Chouhi called her out as she reaches them. Then she asks her. "What took you so long?"

"I'm sorry. The bead store was more crowded than usual." Kanu explained.

"I'll be taking this!" Taking the bag from her arms she went towards the tree where they going to have their lunches as she sings. "Baked, baked, baked, made from wheat. Even if it's rice, I don't care."

As Chouhi sits done besides Bacho Moki and Chouun Shiryuu she drops all the breads on the ground she then begins to pick the breads of her choice "Let's see, this one and this one are mine..."

"Oi, isn't that horsemeat sandwich for me?" Bacho said as she saw her holding the bread she wants.

"Oh, sorry."

"Hand it over!" As the two of them picking the breads Chouun opens her lunchbox and she smiles having menmas for lunch.

"Ah! It's not there!" Chouhi cried out. "There aren't any of my conger eel sandwiches."

"No, the conger eel sandwiches were sold out, so I couldn't buy one. But in exchange, I snuck in a richly-flavored ramen sandwich, whose aftertaste will leave you refreshed. Can you make de with that?" Kanu explained hoping that she could just skip eel sandwich for today.

"That's not good at all." Chouhi snapped out. "What if your stinginess cause me to go hungry, and air leaks from my belly button at a critical time?"

"Did someone said conger eel sandwiches?" A familiar voice catches their attention as they look none other than Nagata carrying his lunchbox in his right hand and a plastic bag in his left hand which he lifts it. "I have some in this bag, and I was hoping that anyone wants to share with me."

"Yeah, you're the best Nagata-niichan!" Chouhi jumps in joy as she snapped the bag from him and singing again her nonsense song. "Baked, baked, baked, made from wheat. Even if it's rice, I don't care."

"But where on earth did you get conger eel sandwiches, Gaim-sama?" Kanu was surprised to see him with a bag full of conger eel sandwiches. "They were sold out. Unless you bought them before they were sold out."

"Ha-ha, no, actually this morning before going to school, I went to the store and bought them." He explained. "I have a feeling that today they'll be sold out sooner or later, so I went the trouble just to get them."

"Oh, that's thoughtful of yours, Gaim-sama." Said Bacho.

"Yes, you just prevent a Sisters' Catastrophe that could destroy the whole school, good thinking Gaim-sama." Chouun teased.

"Come on, you all know that some people in this school loves conger eel sandwiches, so I just thought buying those for Rinrin just in case if they were sold out in the bread store." He explained.

"But what if they weren't sold out, would you eat them, Gaim-sama?"

"Sei, you know that eels are my least favorite." Nagata groaned, eels weren't his taste he could still remember the first time he ever taste it at the age of 8, he throw up when he took a bite.

"Ano... Why do you girls call him 'Gaim', isn't 'Nagata' you're name?" Komei was quite confused. Since this morning before arriving to school he introduce himself to her and she noticed that her news friends were address him with another name, what's it a nickname?

"Oh, you don't know, well you see..." Kanu begin to explain.

"Huh? All the boys in this school have some sort of codenames or stage names?" Questioned Komei after Kanu finished explained.

"That's right, and it was the principal's idea ever since he starts his job here. He thinks that'll make all the male students look very attractive to the female students' eyes." Bacho explained. "Dumbness idea ever, if you ask me."

"Well I think it is, there are some boys who are attractive in the 'You want to slept with one of them' list."

"Not funny, Sei."

Chouun continues. "And there are also less attractive boys in 'Those boys aren't that hot' list. Two of them will be in Student Council Wars, they'll never stand a change."

"The Student Council Wars? Have any of you been nominated for office?" Komei asked.

"No, this academy is just a bit different." Kanu begin to explain. "Each students compete in various events and gain points when receive from students who decides which is the best." Truth to be told, when each competitors manage to impressed the audience in the events the students will vote for the competitors of their choice. "It's a system where a winner becomes or giving the Student Council President title. The only students who could participate are male students."

"And Nagata-niichan is participating to it. And he'll give the Student Council President title to Aisha!" Chouhi points out before taking a huge bite on the conger eel sandwich. Nagata smiles and pated on Chouhi's head.


"Kannei, what's the meaning of this?" In the science room, Shuuyu was scolding Kannei.

"My deepest apologies, Shuuyu-sama." Kannei apologized.

"I told you to buy a conger eel sandwich for Zangetsu-sama, so why did you mistakenly buy a standard eel sandwich? This is more of a latenight snack." Shuuyu said angry.

"Shuuyu, is just a simple bread, I don't mind eating it." Masataka a.k.a Zangetsu said to her.

"He's right, so no need to scold her for it." Sonken agreed

"The Student Council War is in two days, Zangetsu-sama, you need to be in full prepare for the events." Shuuyu told him.

"I know that, but I got the whole time to prepare and don't worry about it, I'll try my best to win it." Masataka said.

"That's right! Zan-niichan is amazing and cool, those unlucky competitors won't stand a chance!" Sonshoko said encouraging Masataka.

"Thanks Shao-chan." Masataka smiled.

Just then, the door opens reveal the twins, Daikyo and Shokyo. "Sorry we're late!" After the twins arrived everyone begins to eat.

"By the way, Sonken, Shao-chan," Masataka address to Sonken and Sonshoko as he is between them. "How's your sister's doing, did she found a job yet?"

Sonken and Sonshoko looks at each other before they respond. "No… Aneja hasn't found a job yet…" Sonken said like if someone had died.

"Or continue her education, and we haven't seen a trace of her since graduation." Shuuyu said in a melodrama.

"…you do realize she's still alive." Masataka sweatdrop but continues. "But anyway, if she's has some problems I'll help her find a job."

"Really?!"

"Arigato Zan-niichan!" Sonshoko hugs Masataka. Everyone is quite happy of the boy's help.

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Meanwhile, in the apartment Sonsaku was playing a video game of Bayonetta. "Alright, that big tentacle angel didn't stand a chance!" Sonsaku cheered as she defeated a boss. (A/N: You know, I think people had made her a lazy butt, I mean how exactly did she pay the bills?)

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"Man, they sold out all the conger eel sandwiches this sucks!" Complained Kenshin a.k.a Kurokage as he took bite on a sheep meat sandwich. "I bet is that little tiger that bought them all, I heard that it was her favorite."

"Kenshin is just a little girl and I doubt that she could eat them all, besides conger eel sandwiches are very popular amongst the youth." Said Hideyoshi a.k.a Gridon as he eating his lunchbox.

"Also, you could have buy in a convenience store in the morning there they sell conger eel sandwiches." He suggested.

"Have you forgotten that we were almost late this morning I didn't have time to buy one in the convenience store!" Kenshin said.

"And whose fault is it." Hideyoshi points out. "When we were walking through school you stop every time you saw some girls and try to flirt with them. You know, Kaku is starting to doubt that you can't win the Student Council Wars and so am I."

"I'll definitely win the Council Wars! Besides, even if I couldn't win you could always give the council president post to Yue." True to be told the two of them are participated the Student Council Wars to win the council president post to Totaku, they believe that she is the most intelligence and kindhearted to be council president for the great of the school, even it means they'll compete to each other.

"Fair enough." Hideyoshi nodded. "Remember that we're doing this for Yue-hime."


"Saa, ladies and gentlemen, the day of the St. Francesca Academy Student Council Wars has finally arrived!" The MC announces. Today is the day of the Student Council Wars to began, over a month many boys have been work, train, sweat to be their best for the competition.

"This is it!" Bacho cheered.

"Show them whose boss Nagata-niichan!" Chouhi encourage to Nagata.

"Oda…" The group stops walking and they saw Mitsuki a.k.a Baron with Sousou, Kakoton, Kakoen and Juniku.

"Akechi,"

"Sousou-dono,"

"Hope you're ready for the competition, but let me tell you something; even if you have your Crouching Dragon friend I'll crush anything she advice you." Mitsuki said with confidence.

"W-wha?" He was confused at first but before looking at Komei in surprised.

"I'd heard that you were one of the greatest geniuses in the land." Kanu said in surprise. "But I never knew you were the 'Crouching Dragon.'" Chouun added.

"Wow! Sugei! No wonder how you give good advice to Nagata-niichan!" Chouhi said. Before the war was started Komei have been giving advices to Nagata for each evens.

"Like I said I'll crush you and win the President title to Sousou." Mitsuki said. "And probably win your girlfriend's smooth and glossy hair for the loli."

SMACK!

"Ow!" Mitsuki clenched his foot after Sousou had step on it.

"Mattaku, even if I don't mind wanted Kanu's hair, but what did I deserve to have a stepbrother like you?" Sousou signed in irritated.

"OH yeah! What about me? What did I do to deserve a stepsister like you?" Mitsuki said. "You short-breast loli." He whispered.

"Ugly man!"

"Princess lesbian!"

"Banana Man!"

"Perverted Pipsqueak!"

"KNIGHT OF IDIOTS~!"

"LOLI OF ALL LOLINESS~!"

"Meet the duo stepsiblings, Komei-dono." Chouun chuckle as the group watches the stepsiblings pull each other cheeks. The Kako sisters sign in a long suffering manner and Juniku tugging the edge of her napkin with her teeth. Meanwhile, Kanu is blush beet red when Mitsuki call her Nagata's girlfriend even Nagata is blushing.

"Seems like those two are ad it again." Nagata's group saw who was talking it was their friend Iori. "Hello, minna-san."

"Iori"

"Ryugen-dono,"

"Hope you're ready for the big games, Nagata." Iori said. "One of us has to do our best." Nagata nodded. Iori is a friend Nagata and the girls, they have agreed that should one of the two of them lose the other will try and win. "We better go now, the competition is about to start."

"Right," Nagata nodded.

"We will now begin the opening ceremony. I've invited our extraordinary school nurse, Kochu-sensei, to provide color commentary today." MC said having Kochu sitting next to her.

"Glad to be here." Kochu said.

"First, all contestants will enter the stadium." MC said starting with the contestants.

"'Advancing!' Let's all welcome Baron!" MC announced as Mitsuki walks forward, within in the crowd many girls squealed.

"KYAAAAAA!"

"Is him!"

"Baron-sama~!"

"He's not only handsome to the ladies but he also has battle strength, which makes him more attractive to the ladies." Kochu commentated as Mitsuki walk passes by.

"'Ready to Strike!' the boy from 'Those boys aren't that hot' list, Kurokage!" MC announced as Kenshin walks by.

"It seems like he has confidence today. We will see if he could hold for long since he only use the brawl rather his brain." Kochu commentated.

'Oh, come on, is that all I got for a comment?' Kenshin though.

"'Hammer Time!' A lame catchphrase, Gridon…also a lame name." MC announced.

"I wonder if the boy's intellect will help him in the competition, unlike Kurokage he has more brain but lest brawl." Kochu said as Hideyoshi signed by the comment.

"'Authorized by Divine Providence' Make way for the academy's White Devil, Zangetsu!" Masataka walks as the girls squealed like they did for Mitsuki.

"KYYYAAAAA!"

"Finally more handsome boys!"

"Zangetsu-sama~!"

"I hope the last one is from 'Not so Hot Boys'."

"A healthy young man who train under kendo and very intelligent. Also, that mole on his face makes him handsome." Kochu said which makes Masataka blush a little, within the crowd Sonken has her eyes close but one of her eyebrows twisted from all the girls squealed at him and Kochu comment him being handsome.

"'I Always Hit my Mark!' Dunno which mark, Ryugen!" Now it was Iori's turn to enter, like Mitsuki and Masataka the girls squealed at him.

"The academy's Eye!"

"Those fox eyes are sooooooo kawai~!"

"Hau~ Omochikeari!"

"Ara, if it isn't my little assistant and my daughter's babysitter. You ladies better fight for each other if you want him as the father of your future children." Kochu said. Iori scratch his cheek when she said that, she'll sometime tease him in a good opportunity.

"'Arriving On Stage!' Gaim!" Then Nagata arrives, seems like he also has some girls squealed at him.

"I didn't know Gaim-sama has some admirers." Komei said surprising to see some girls admired to him.

"Gaim-sama is part of the kendo club, three months ago the academy's kendo team have manage to win the competition." Kanu explained.

"I'm looking forward to see what the young man is capable of." Kochu commentated.

"'Sanjou!' The only thing he could talk is his fist, Knuckle!" Then lastly Haru came giving punching in the air. Like the other four the girls went squealed even a certain blond.

"KYAAAAAA~! HARU-SAMAAAAA~!~!" Ensho cried out loud.

"Seems like the young man will be solving problem with his two strong fists." Kochu said.

With the last of the contestants, within in the crowd there are several boys who are angry from jealousy or envied because some of the contestants are handsome boys which the all girls had been calling out there name and squealed. Heck, they're even jealous that they receive comments from the hot nurse of the academy, what's worst is there are angry at Iori because he could see her more often.

"Damn them all!"

"What do they have that we don't?!"

"Well at least there are two of them who aren't special to the girls."

"Why god, whhhhhhy~!"

"And now, a few opening words from the Principal." MC said.

A tall man stood on stage, he was bold but the only hair he has are tie in pigtails and a beard cover the whole chin, wearing a dark purple tuxedo. "I am the Principal of St. Francesca Academy." He said before ripping off his cloths showing his smoothes half-naked body vey muscles, luckily he wore a pair of…pink panties. "Chosen that's me~!" He said in a feminine-like tone taking a pose, then pulls out his tongue and giving a wink.

The next thing that happens, everyone had fallen to the ground being disgust by the Principal's action. "Oh boys, please do your best in the Student Council Wars. Okaaaay? Smooches!"

"Arck! I'll have nightmares." Kenshin shivered.

"That'll hunt me for the rest of my life." Iori said with eyes wide open.

"I think I'm gonna skip lunch today." Haru said.

"Can anybody tell me why he's the principal of this school?!" Mitsuki questioned.


Here's a part of an incoming story, an OVA of Kamen Rider Chrome's Koihime Musou: Tales of the Armored War Gods.

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