Quest: Steal your foe's treasure. A Thief's Trick

The inn of the Giggling Donkey, a place where warriors of Zaron come to rest after a long quest but now it is a place for scum and taking a drink, -okay, is actually Jimmy's house and they only use it when his parents are out of town- but let's get back to the role, since then no one's has the courage to go in the dangerous inn, except for one.

Opening the door to enter the inn was a boy with dark blue longflip hair, a scar over his left eye, his skin looks a little paler, and he wears a blue cloak, a black shirt under it red gloves and black pants. The boy looks around to see several tables and chairs in the living-room where scum were sitting and having a drink and then a bar with the bartender.

The boy walks straight to the bar, the mustached-boy bartender saw him coming before he sits on one of the chairs. "One glass of Ruby-Mary." He spoke.

The bartender took out three drinks; Fruit Punch juice, Gatorade Red Drive and Red Bull. He was about to mix them together in one cup but the blue cloaked boy made a sign to stop.

"In a BIG cup." He said while smirking.

"2 inches?" The bartender asked.

The boy shocks his head. "No, 3 inches." The bartender took a bigger cup then mixing the drinks, once they were mixed he serve it to him. The boy took sip of his drink before he speaks to the bartender in lower voice. "I heard that you know everything in Zaron."

The Bartender raises an eyebrow before he spoke but in a lower voice this time. "Well, not everything. Deepens on what people want to hear, and deepens on what YOU want to hear."

The boy smirks as he took out a five dollar bill and slides it to the bartender which he took it. "So, what do you want to hear?" he asked.


In a different part of the neighborhood lies an abandon house surrounded by tall grasses, so old and so big with only three floors and an attic, which is the perfect place for the elves' secret base and hiding... their treasure. The same boy from before was hiding behind the bushes as he saw two elves walking around the house patrolling, the boy smirks as he puts on the blue hooded-cloak over his head.

The elves that were patrolling salute to each other when they walk pass, as they keep walking having their backs turned an arm came out of the tall grasses grabs one elf and pulled him in into the tall grasses before a 'PAM' is heard.

"Eh?" The elf looked around only to found his comrade gone. He calls out. "Hey, dude! Where did you g- ARCK!" He was cut off when a fist came out of the grasses hits his face and collapse unconscious.

The tall grasses in front of unconscious elf makes hisses sounds before revealed to be the same boy from the bushes. He had hid himself in the tall grasses so the elves couldn't see him walking towards them, he had knocked out one of them before knocked the other. The hooded boy look around the area before turning to the window close to him, he look through as he saw several elves in the living room without letting them notice him, he then go to another window to see through as he saw another group of elves in the dining room and he may not have the bestest eyes but he could also see some of them in the kitchen.

"Great..." He snorted, if there was a back door he could infiltrate through the kitchen easily but with the elves in the kitchen there was no way of getting inside. He gazes at the house to see if there's another way to get inside before he spotted an air duct.


The hooded boy was inside of the air duct as he walks in four, it was a place full of spider webs, dusts and even rats' skeletons, he cursed the elves to pick this old place, couldn't they pick a better place? Well, this is what happens when you're a thief. He keeps moving until he came out, he looks around to see that he was in the hallways with five doors probably for rooms and a bathroom and there was also some fantasy decorations to fit in their game, he also noticed stairs that goes down and goes up he must be in the second floor, but he also noticed that there wasn't any single elf patrolling this area so he took this chance to look around for their treasure.

Minutes later, the hooded boy came out of the room as he close it, this made the fifth door! Two of them are for rooms, one is for a bathroom and the last two for a big library. The hooded boy's only option is to go to the third floor.

After getting to the third floor's hallways, he looks around to see that the floor has also fantasy decoration as well and two doors, one of these doors must lead him to the treasure. Just he was about to approach any further one of the doors open letting out five elves, when they saw him they were shock but they immediately pulled out their weapons preparing to put him down.

"I hope you gentlemen wouldn't mind, but…" He said pulling out his woodened dagger from his cloak. "…I came to steal."

Two of the five elves charge at him raising their weapons, as they getting close the hooded boy duck from their attacks before rolling himself then behind their backs as he hits them with his dagger multiple times before he kick one in the guts pushing him. Then the three other elves join the fight with their weapons raised, the boy see it coming before he charge at them, he blocks an elf's wooded sword then another elf came to attack him but he kick him on the stomach before he could do it, then he push the elf he was blocking away before dodge a third elf's attack before he stomp he's leg putting him in one knee then he did a spinning kick on the face sending him backwards.

The two elves from behind recovered from the attack before they charge at the boy, the hooded boy saw them coming before he pulls out two darts and then he throw one by one hitting their hands making them to drop their weapons in pain, he then saw an incoming elf charging at him but he blocks his attack before punching him in the face four times then a karate chop on the neck knocking him out cold before he throw him at one of the elves making him out cold as well.

The elf who drop his weapon picks up his weapon back before he and the other two remained elves surrounding the hooded boy which he smirk, as the three elves starts to attack him, he grabs the right side of his cloak then he spins around as his cloak hits the elves' faces like a whip, he then stop before he hits an elf with his dagger five times before knocking him down before he went for the other two, he grabs their wrist and then he flips them up before they fall to the floor, they were about to get up before the hooded boy did two karate chops on their necks knocking them out.

Seeing that the elves are knock out he continues with his search, he reach to the first door were the elves came out, after open it and enter the room, he noticed that he was in a bedroom judging by a big old bed, and without hesitate he looks around opening every drawers he founds searching for the treasure, so if he was lucky enough he could find a key which could probably lead him to open a chest, hey who said that a chest could open that easy?

He search everywhere and with the last drawer open and looking at it he then closed seeing that it was empty, he had searching every drawers, sure he had found some money and junks that he could sell them back to the shop but none of them keeps the key, he even check under the bed and the closet, but none. He then and to his surprise saw a big map (made of childish drawing) taping on the wall, he was so absorbed by his goal that he didn't noticed it, guessed the elves were having a meeting for a plan.

"Hmm..." Just by looking at it, it seems like it looks like a map of location, probably for hiding treasures or hideouts. He'll probably take a picture of it. He pulled out his Iphone, took a picture and then he texting to his fellow Thief.

"To; ...Craig... I found this... map inside of... one of the elves'... hideout and I... think ...it may be a ...map of location ...for hiding treasures ...or hideouts, I'll send a ...picture to you ...right ...now." He finishes texting before sending it. He then went out of the room seeing there was no treasure, his last option is the second and last door.

He opens the door and seeing that there was a stair probably straight to the attic, after walking straight upstairs he reach the attic, he saw that there was some furniture and other stuff being covered in cloth, few lanterns and there was a cardboard with a picture of a balcony and trees, he walks a little bit before his eyes caught the sign of yellow treasure chest.

"Jackpot," The boy smirk before ran to the chest.

"Too easy." The boy opens the chest only to find it empty. "What the-"

Just then, some of the cloths fly away to revealed elves with their weapons coming out of their hiding places surrounding the stunned hooded boy, one elf with blond hair, Chris Donnely, approached. "HA! You're trap like a rat! We got you now, human!"

The hooded boy frowned as he raises his hands in the air only to reveal a smoke bomb in one of his hands, the boy smirk before he throws the smoke bomb to the floor causing smoke to appear and cover up the attic. The elves were caught off guard by the sudden act as they try to see through the smoke, but just then, one by one they are being knock out before fallen to the floor unconscious, the other elves were put in their defence as either ready to defend themselves or try to attack him random.

Just then, broken glass was heard as three elves turns around to see a lantern who has it's glass broken by a dart, then they heard a sound of fart before the lantern explodes knocking out the elves, the explosion was caught the attention of the elves as they try to figure out what's going on.

As the smoke clears out, it reveals that half of the elves were knock out and the hooded boy was nowhere to be seen. Then Chris Donnely order the elves. "Search him! He must still be here!"

As ordered, the elves search everywhere in the attic even lifts the cloths to see, but then to their shocked, an 'elf' hits another elf knocking him out with a wooded dagger then he karate chopped another one on the neck knocking him out as well, then he picks up a bowling ball before he rolled it straight at three elves as it hits them and knocking them out cold. The 'elf' looks around to see the elves looking at him in shock and angry even asking 'what the hell are you doing?!' the 'elf' just smirks as he grabs his shirt before throwing the rest of the cloths to reveal the hooded boy in disguise.

Seeing that it was the hooded boy disguise as one of them, the elves charge at him with their weapons in anger, the hooded boy keeps smirk as he ran straight at them before slide like a baseball player then with his dagger he hits the first elf multiple times before he kicks him sending him back, then two elves charge at him before he back-flips to dodge their attacks then a side flip before he stops, his hand reach to his cloak as the elves charge at him again before he throws marbles he had on the floor the elves didn't pay attention as they being slipped by the tiny balls before they fell to the floor hitting their heads hard to knock them out.

The boy looks at the remained elves before they charge at him, then he runs then to the furniture before he did a back-flip jump and landed on a furniture before he jumps to furniture to furniture and as each furniture he jumps his getting higher while the elves chasing him, he did one last jump and while in the air he pulls out two more darts before he throws them at two elves at the same time, the two darts were nailed to the floor with the elves' pants as they try to pull their pants, the hooded boy landed on the floor before he slide kick one elf then raising himself performing an uppercut to another elf knocking him out, the elf that he slide kick rise up and he was about to attack him only for the hooded boy performing a spinning kick at him sending him to the chair and fell knocking him out. The hooded boy then saw two remained elves charging at him only for him to throw two paint balloons at their faces blinding their sight, he ran at them before he performs a kick at one of them sending him to the other two having their pants stuck before the of them were knock out to the floor.

The last elf, Chris Donnely, who finally got the paint off his face, saw what happens only for him to have a knee on the stomach making him cough off air out of his lungs and then he was hit on the back making him fallen to the floor but still conscious. The hooded boy turns him around before grabbing him by the collar.

"Okay, where's the real treasure?" He asked.

"Screw you!" Chris Donnely retorted. "I'll never tell!"

"I asked nicely, but." He signed before he pulls out a pepper spray and sprayed him on the face as he cried out in pain.

"In the guitar case!" Chris Donnely cried. "Is in the guitar case, the black one with tourist pictures!"

The hooded boy punches him in the face knocking him out cold, he then walks around to find a black guitar case with tourist pictures, after a few seconds he found the guitar case, he then open it, looking inside he saw a small pirate treasure chest before he took it and open it to reveal gold and jewelry (plastic) necklaces, bracelets, rings and a tiara. He smirked as he close it before taking his leave.

"A pleasure to make business with you." He said before taking his leave, leaving the elves behind.


Later in Kuupa Keep

"Wow! These are amazing!" Scott Malkinson cried in amazed in the shop when he saw the small pirate treasure chest. "Where did you get those?"

In front of him was the same the hooded boy who just shrugged his shoulders. "I've found them." He said casually.


Sorry it took so long, hope you all enjoy it.

Next time: Slay the vampires. A Jew's Respect