"For whoever controls the Stick… controls the universe." Cartman's voice said.
"It's gone. The Stick of Truth, the elves got it." Clyde said.
"That was your one damned job Clyde! To guard the stick of fucking truth!" Cartman shouted.
This summer...
"Humans and elves of Zaron, a great evil has descended upon us," Kyle announced to everyone.
Quick shots of the tall fortress of darkness and several army of darkness are seen.
"I believe we are facing a threat to our entire world," Kyle continues.
Quick shots of the alien ship falling and crush on South Park, government agents and aliens.
"Our only hope is for our two factions... to join forces." Kyle suggested.
"FUCK. THAT. We do not team up with fucking elves!" Cartman retorted.
"Only a good elf is a death elf!" Butters added.
"W-why don't you s-s-s-suck my Elven d-d-dick, Butters." Jimmy retorted.
Quick shots of both kingdoms of Kuupa Keep and Elven Forest, then quick shots of humans, elves and other factions.
"Tonight, we are not elves or Goths! Tonight... we fight as one!" Kyle declared.
A battle for their epic hot lifes...
"The New Kids have the power to make friends on Facebook faster than anyone." Kyle said.
"You have the incredible ability of making friends so quickly." Cartman said.
"Well..." A boy with brown hair with cropped bangs. "is not much of an ability, we just like making friends and meeting new people that's all."
Quick shots of four boys with different people, the humans, the elves, the Goths, the girls and the Community center.
Four New Kids enters the game...
"You guys ready?" Said the same boy with brown hair with cropped bangs to the other three boys.
"More than ever!" A boy with dark green hair tied in a manly pigtail and a birthmark shaped as a teardrop declared.
"Let's give it our all!" A boy with dark blue longflip hair and a scar under his left eye declared.
"I'm ready when you'll ready!" A boy with unusual white longflip hair and a mole or beauty mark declared.
"Then what are we waiting for?" The first boy asked. "LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS!" The four boys pull out their weapons as they charged.
Enemies strike...
A group of elves surrounded the four boys. Two boys knock out six elves. One boy shots his arrows at the elves. One boy uses his last ability to defeat the remained elves.
"OH SHIT! They're awaked!" Cried out an underpants Gnome.
Nazi Zombies attacks as the boys prepared themselves. A boy summons his magic as he blast the Nazi Zombies. One boy land on the NZ before stabbing it's head. A group of three boys peeks at the NZ who are eating their victim.
Betrayal...
"I... can't believe they switch sides." Said the boy with brown hair.
"Is not too late to join." Said the boy with white hair.
Allies...
"Whether we're humans or elves, it doesn't matter." Declared the brown haired boy. "Is time for us to stop fighting, joining forces is our only solution."
"We seek for your help, please, lend us your strength." Pleaded the boy with the pigtailed to the Dwarf faction.
"I am here to request of joining us to defeat a threat." The boy with dark blue hair with the boy with white hair besides him requested to a group of kids dressed like either ninjas, samurais or monks.
Mysteries...
"Why can't I remember? Why can't we remember?" Said the brown haired boy.
"They don't remember." The father whisper to his wife.
"OH! Well... y-you see... the reason why we m-move here... Oh! I think I hear the telephone ringing!" The mother said quickly avoided the boys' question.
"I sometimes feel like we should tell them the TRUE." The mother said to her father.
"One of the New Kids is the Dragonborn." Kyle said.
"Could it be that the prophecies are true? Could it be that the Dragonborn has come to at last in our hour of need?" Cartman said.
"He's some kind of Dragonborn!" Spoke a hallway monitor through the talkie-walkie.
"So it really IS the Dragonborn..." Said the Big Bad Government Guy.
SBBFF...
"I don't care whether we're blood related or not, we'll always be SBBFF." Said the brown haired boy before all four boys did knuckle punches. "Step Brothers Best Friends Forever."
"We swear to fight, sharing the same burden and die together!" All four boys raised their weapons in the air making their oath.
bloodyredrose1994 announced you the incoming...
South Park; Stick of Truth
Coming in a few days or lest...
I'm not kidding, I'm almost done with the first chapter and I'll probably update tomorrow or later.
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