Enjoy
(Third-Year Dorm Pool)
"Change of plans, boys,' Elliot said to his fellow third-years the next morning. "Satellite L. Bridget is NOT to be trifold with."
"Say WHAT?!" screamed Alessandro.
"Let's pit it THIS way: if neither our fifth-ranked, Creed, nor our fourth-ranked, Arnold, could defeat the Untouchable King, then we better get used to it for now."
"SPLASH*
"So that's it?" another third-year asked after submerging from the water.
"You seen his power, Igor, right?" Elliot began to strip down to his naked, muscular body. "I don't know why, but I'm somehow intrigued by it."
*SPLASH*
Meanwhile, Satellite laid in his bed, wearing only his briefs; his TV was on, but he paid little to no attention to it "I STILL can't get over what I said..."
"You KNEW you couldn't help, yet you decided you WOULD...AND JUST LOOK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU! HELL, YOU COULD'VE...COULD'VE...FUCK THIS! I AIN'T WASTIN' NO MORE TIME WITH YOU, YA BLOODY CUNT! I'M GOING HOME!"
"Genetics Shintoshi~food theme park is now open!" said the TV suddenly.
The Pandora punk snapped back to reality just in time to hear the announcement. He rose out of bed and turned to the TV.
"The one year construction and half year preparation periods are now over! At last, we'll be open for business this month on the 15th! Come enjoy heaping helpings of luxurious foods and delicacies from all around the world! We cater to the gourmet in you! Please make sure to come! In commemoration of our grand opening, there are also many couple events! You are the main character here!"
Kazuha, on the other hand, laid o top of her bed in her dorm room, wearing only her bra and panties, thinking about...
"You KNEW you couldn't help, yet you decided you WOULD...AND JUST LOOK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU! HELL, YOU COULD'VE...COULD'VE...FUCK THIS! I AIN'T WASTIN' NO MORE TIME WITH YOU, YA BLOODY CUNT! I'M GOING HOME!"
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Huh?" Kazuha rose from her bed and headed to the door.
*CLICK* *CREEK*
"Hello?" Kazuha asked as she peered her head out the door; to her surprise, her unofficial partner was waiting on the other side with a big nervous smile on his face.
"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...?!" Kazuha looked around the entire amusement park. "THIS IS SO COOL!"
Satellite stood right behind her with his hands in his pockets, looking not too please, despite the fact it was HIS idea to go to the amusement park with Kazuha.
"COME ON, LITE-SENPAI!" Kazuha yelled as she grabbed Satellite arm and pulled him along. "LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT!"
The two teenagers spent most of their looking around at all the attractions, most of which interested Kazuha more than Satellite.
"Maybe this WASN'T such a good idea..." thought Satellite. "...I mean, I'm glad Kazuha's happy, but—"
"HEY!" cried Kazuha. "Check THIS out!" she pulled the Pandora punk to a sign that read...
Couples Eating Contest
"Come on, Lite-senpai! Let's join!"
"I-I-I don't know, Kazuha," said Satellite nervously. "Eating's not really my—"
"WELCOME TO THE COUPLES EATING CONTEST, YOUNG CUTE COUPLE!" shouted the announcer suddenly, startling he pair. "In commemoration of the food theme park's opening, we holding a dream event just for couples! The rules are simple! The couples participate! And they must scoff down plate after plate of food brought out! The last remaining couple will be crowned the winners~! To the winning couple we present this: THE LATEST ALBUM FROM SOCIAL PSYCHO!"
"Social Psycho?!" the "couple" exclaimed awkwardly.
"MUST...HAVE...THAT ALBUM!" screamed the male Pandora in excitement. "SIGN US UP, BUB! WE'RE IN!"
Kazuha stared at Satellite awkwardly. "Oh yeah...Social Psycho is Senpai's favorite band...and I STILL need to—"
"Gene-senpai, LOOK!" A couples eating contest! We should join!"
"The HELL we should! Come on, Arturia, I'm seriously getting bored of this place!"
Kazuha suddenly noticed a familiar couple stepping up to the contest. "Arturia! Gene-senpai!"
"Huh?!" Gene turned to the dark blue-haired Limiter girl. "Oh, it's just Kazuha and...SATELLITE L. BRIDGET! What the hell are YOU two doing here?!"
"Oh, hey, Kazuha-san!" said Arturia kindly. "Are you and Satellite-senpai on a date?"
"A date?" Kazuha blushed and held the back of her head. "Not really, we were just—"
"Were you and Satellite going to join the eating contest?"
"Well, yes. Lite-senpai's really excited about the prize. Were you and Gene-senpai planning on joining as well?"
"We WERE, but I changed my mind after—"
"Change of plans, Arturia! We're joining" yelled Gene. "This is my chance! I ain't losing that prize to that punk!"
Kazuha and Satellite stood among the participants, along with Arturia and Gene.
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!" yelled the announcer. "Welcome to the Couples Eating Contest! We have eight couples consisting of sixteen participants in our contests. The rules are simple: eat all four presented dishes. The last remaining couple who manages to eat ALL meals will win the latest album from Social Psycho! And now, presenting our first meal: FIVE ENORMOUS BOWLS OF RAMEN! READY? SET? GO!"
And so, the 8 couples began scarfing down bowl after bowl of ramen.
"NEXT MEAL: TEN SETS OF TAKOYAKI!
"NEXT MEAL: FIVE SERVINGS OF MEAT BUNS!"
By the time the third challenge was completed, only four participants remained: Kazuha, Satellite, Arturia, and Gene.
*BURP*
Gene burped for a loud and long time.
Arturia's belly was ginormous.
Satellite held her held over the table, panting at everything he had to eat.
Kazuha held her mouth. "I come so far to lose, but my stomach just became full! Lite-senpai seems to be at his limit as well...maybe we should...NO! WE CAN'T! I'VE ALREADY BURDENED SENPAI ONCE! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN!"
"AND NOW," yelled the announcer, "HERE COMES OUR FINAL MEAL: ONE HAMBURGERS!"
When Satellite heard the final challenge, his eyes widened as the meals were presented in front of the contestants.
"Here we go!" Kazuha reached for her—
*SNATCH* *SNTACH* SNATCH*
Satellite suddenly snatched all three burgers from right under his competitions nose and stacked them all onto HIS hamburger, right before scarfing them down at once, much to the shock of everybody who witnessed this, especially Kazuha and Gene.
"WHAT'S THIS!" shouted the announcer. "THE LEGENDARY BURGER STACKING TECHNIQUE! I'VE NEVER SEEN A TECHNIQUE LIKE THIS BEFORE!" By the time he was finished talking, Satellite had finished all the burgers. "AND WE HAVE A WINNER!"
Later that evening, Kazuha and Satellite sat by the docks, looking at the sunset; Kazuha held her hand over her stomach while holding onto Satellite's newly-won Social Psycho album.
"You okay, Kazuha?" the Pandora punk asked his Limiter.
"Huh? Oh, I'm fine," said Kazuha, "what about YOU, Lite-senpai?"
"I'm good. Thanks for participating with me?"
"Oh, sure." Kazuha gave a bright smile.
"Wow, Kazuha's willing to do EVERYTHING for me," thought Satellite. "Is she ALWAYS like this?"
"So, we're still gonna be partners, right?" asked Kazuha. "Now and forever?"
"'Now and forever'?" repeated the blushing Pandora punk. "...Sure...as long as you take care of yourself as well...just so we can work together for a long time..."
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
*BAM*
"DAMMIT!"
Gene furiously punched the contestant table over and over and over again; he had never left since he was extremely pissed off about losing.
"HOW COULD I LOSE TO THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH?!" Gene screamed. "HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY FAIR; HE STOLE MY HAMBURGER, AND EVERYONE ELSE'S, AND STACKED THEM ONTO HIS OWN! HOW COULD NOBODY SEE THAT AS CHEATING?!"
Next to the outraged red-haired Pandora boy, Arturia laid on the ground, unconscious, and with a belly so fat that she almost appeared pregnant.
End of Volume 4
Cast:
Olivia L. Bridget: Miki Ito (Japanese); Nancy Sherrard (English)
Thanks for reading another great Volume of "Freezing". But like EVERY Volume finale, now I'm taking a break to get back of "Heaven's Lost Property". But don't worry, as a certain Austrian actor said: "I'LL BE BACK!"
Later
