Hey, everybody! Welcome to 2023!
A quick heads-up before we begin: I know I said I was going to be revising my older documents, but I don't think I can do that right now; the reason being because I switched browsers from Microsoft Edge to Mozilla Firefox. You see, since last month, I've been having problems with Microsoft Edge, that being whenever I try to edit my FanFiction documents, Microsoft Edge keeps becoming unresponsive over and over again. And honestly: switching browsers wouldn't be THAT big of a deal, except that Firefox doesn't have the "Read Aloud" or "Find on Page" function that would make revising easier. I'm terribly sorry, but until Firefox decides to add those functions (or if I switch to another browser), maintenance will have to be put on hold. Alright...
Enjoy
Volume 16
During training, ten Pandora/Vikings were running thirty laps around Sun Lee; three laps remained.
"C'mon, maggots! Synchronize your movements! You might now become one in body and mind on your first try, but it's a start! After some practice, you'll surely become one with your teammates! First place will earn my entire porno stash for the night; last place will spend the entire night giving me a blowjob!"
"This is too easy~de arimasu!" Ra's was in first place.
"It's not over yet, motherfucker!" Satellite was in second place, desperately attempting to be #1. "I've got one more trick up my sleeve! ACCEL TURN!"
(Three Laps Later)
"Alright, ladies! The thirty lap run is over," announced Sun. "The winner is...Ra's Linchen! CONGRATULATIONS! I'll deliver my porno stash to your—"
"WHAT?! BULLSHIT!" Satellite furiously got up in Sun's face. "I GOT FIRST PLACE! I TOTALLY PASSED HIM WITH ACCEL TURN ON THE FINAL LAP—"
"Which is against the rules for this race," Sun interrupted.
Distraught, Satellite's entire body turned white as he fell to his knees. "Oh fuck! Suddenly, the days of Louisa's childhood sexual abuse are feeling much more enjoyable now..."
Rocky approached the distraught Pandora punk and place his hands on his shoulders. "Sorry, buddy. But thanks for saving MY mouth from being last," he whispered. "Here's some advice: make sure you brush you teeth and rinse your mouth as much as possible—before AND after the blowjob—because he ain't gonna stop until he cock droops...later, loser!" And so, he got up and proceeded to walk—
"Therefore," said Sun suddenly, "the one who'll be giving me a blowjob is...Rocky Elipton!"
"WHAT?!" Rocky shouted as his mouth boxed. "I PROTEST! YOU GAVE SATELLITE LAST PLACE—"
"...Until you started taunting him. THAT demoted your rank."
With that revelation, Rocky's entire body turned white as he fell to his knees.
Relieved, Satellite covered his mouth with his right hand to cover-up his laughing.
"Is something funny, punk?" asked Sun.
The Pandora punk responded by shaking his head, NOT want his coach to change his mind.
"You seem to have a serious problem, Satellite," Sun continued. "Pandora are not just paired with Vikings to to help you refrain from using Stigma abilities but to allow them to improve their Stigmata synchronicity. The difference in physical skills between Pandora and Vikings is like the one existing between an adult and child, THAT is the gap that Vikings cannot fill. I'm not sure if it's an innate defect or lack of training, but if this continues, you'll have a bunch of problems..."
After training, Satellite leaned against the wall in the shower room—thinking about what Sun Lee...
"You seem to have a serious problem, Satellite," Sun continued. "Pandora are not just paired with Vikings to to help you refrain from using Stigma abilities but to allow them to improve their Stigmata synchronicity. The difference in physical skills between Pandora and Vikings is like the one existing between an adult and child, THAT is the gap that Vikings cannot fill. I'm not sure if it's an innate defect or lack of training, but if this continues, you'll have a bunch of problems..."
"*SIGH* He's right. I gotta train harder...not just in Stigma compatibility, but in my body as well."
Just then, he looked to his side at the shower next to him and saw Osaka glaring at him, prompting the Pandora punk to cover his crotch with his hands. "What are YOU staring at?" he asked the Viking in disgust.
Instead of answering, Osaka looked away. "Don't think you'll win. I'll do whatever it takes to prove that I'm better than you in everything..."
Meanwhile, Arnold, Alessandro, and Creed sat in the student council room. "ARGH! It's no fair!" Alessandro shouted. First Team 13 gets new different outfit, now they get to follow a new curriculum?"
"This is complete discrimination!" yelled Creed. "Why the fuck do they care about the stupid Viking faggots? Dissent is growing in this academy!"
Arnold stared out the window at—
"HEY! ARNOLD! Are you seriously gonna just stay silent about this situation?" the Shining Trickster shouted.
"Huh? What are you guys so worried about?" asked Arnold. "Are you thinking this dissent will lead to rebellion?"
"Dude, the Vikings pass us by and don't even acknowledge us: their fucking seniors? Do they think we're the academy's elite?" Alessandro snapped. "I've got nothing against all those third-years, but if this keeps up, even Satellite and the Pandora members will starting looking down on us!"
"Aren't you guys getting paranoid? You don't REALLY think he'll do something like that, DO you?"
"I-I DON'T KNOW! That punk's always been against us! We've gotta do something about this! NOW!"
"Maybe he's just acting the way he does because Elliot ain't around anymore," suggested Arnold.
His words caused Alessandro and Creed to look at him in shock.
"...I-I'm sorry, guys..." said the white-haired Italian Pandora. "It's just—"
"Never mind," Arnold continued. "You know I'm not nearly as strong or intelligent as Elliot was before his retirement. so I won't act rashly. I mean, I'm NOT a "Mad Dog" anymore. I am ARNOLD MCMILLAN! AND I WILL SETTLE THINGS MY OWN WAY! We'll stand side-by-side next time we have to fight, so try to be tolerant, you two. See ya!" And with that, Arnold departed.
"Indeed...the main problem is with them taking separate classes...this makes them look like a privileged elite team," said Student Body Council Secretary Morgan in the student council room. "Most likely, this is the main reason of the student's dissatisfaction right now."
Across Morgan, Tommy sat in his desk in silence.
"Maybe you should personally take the matter in you own hands, President Tommy. Isn't this also a good opportunity to show your skills after taking office?"
"*SIGH* I'm not really THAT worried about Team 13 right now...but if I were to act rashly now, the general dissent may grow even more..."
Later that day, Charlie and Citrine sat in the cafeteria eating their lunches.
"Hey, man..."
Looking up, Charlie noticed Rocky, Carter, Satellite, Ra's, and their respective Pandora partners (minus Ra's') standing at his table.
"Do you mind if we sit here?" asked Rocky.
"Uh...sure, go ahead," Charlie quickly said a he stood up. "But I gotta go now! C'mon, Citrine, let's—"
"HEY! HALFLING BRAT!" called out the angry Immortal.
"Don't call me that!" Charlie yelled.
"Just listen: I'm sorry about your mother, but THAT happened because of the Chevalier, so you gotta stop being emotional and sorry for yourself."
"*SIGH* I've got nothin' to say, pal," Chalire snapped back. "But you really shouldn't look down on people so easily. Like you said: Maria Spencer was rightfully held responsible for the E-Pandora Project's failure; however, my behavior has NOTHING to do with her. I can't stand to fight alongside the E-Pandora. They're just too immature for my liking, and THAT is exactly why the project failed. Fortunately, the situation was uncovered by Chevalier and easily dealt with. It's stil my opinion that those with power must follow orders and now act on their own! Ain't that the reason ya didn't side with the E-Pandoras, zombie punk! INSTEAD OF EONDERING WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG, YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ORDERS AND TURN ON YOUR COMRADES! THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A PANDORA! I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WHO MAKES ARBITRARY DECISIONS BASED ON THEIR EMOTIONS AND THEN SIDE WITH THE ENEMY! Y'ALL DON'T HAVE MY TRUST...AND NEVER WILL. SO FUCK YOU ALL!"
End
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