kristoph gavin was in his solitare cell "yo" said the guard "gtfo out of there" "wee moving you to a new prison" "ok" say kristoph and he got NOCKED UNCONCIOUS

then he waked up at a new prison

reccomende d music: danganronpa v1 beautiful morning

kristoph was confused "hee hee ha ha oh i see who u r" say a man with a pretty god damn long nose "ZVARRI u also got nocked out and got sent here" "yea" say kristoph "I DONT GET IT THIS DOSENT MAKE SENSE" said a man with purpil hair then kristoph said "wow thats red white the blue corp man every bad guy wants to be like him" thought kiristoph in his head "and thats the ace detective best detective ever" and then this man wit a long fucking beard and a fire coughed "thats the ultimate child care giver hes known for being an awaome dad" "y'see i dont get this y'know" "i was just chillin in my cell then this fucker nocked me out and now i'm here y'know" "that happened to ALL of us u dumb mother fucker" say dahlia "I HAVE EXTERRESTRIEL RIGHTS THIS CANT BE HAPPENIN TO ME" said a old man "his is quercus alba hes one of the best bad guys ever" said kristoph in his head "maybe this place wont be so bad after al" so kristoph spoke to every1 and tried getting there names and shits

"hee hee oh i think i know who u r" "ZVARRI U R ULTIMATE DEFENSE ATTORNEY KRISTPPH GAVIN" "I AM MY NAME IS LUKE ATMEY"
say atmey
luke atmey
talent: ultimate detective

"and who r u"
"mear bug i am manfred von karma the best prosecuter ever"
said von karma
talent: ultimate prosecuter

"yo dude this shits weird af" say matt engard "what do u do" say kristoph "oh yeh i was the jamming ninja"
matt engarde
talent: ultimate actor

"huh wtf is this" said dain gustavia "yo who r u" "oh yea im a chef and stuff"
dane gustavia
talent: ultimate chef

"WHATS UR NAMEEEEE" say some1 else "huh well my name is a name" "AWSOME I AM RED WHITE PRESIDENT OR L PRESIDENTE OF BLUECORP" "MY FRENDS CALL ME BLANCO NINO BTW"
red white
talent: ultimate fluent prodegy

"my fellow prisoners wtf if this" "idk" said atmey "vote me bitches"
paul atishin
talent: ultimate politician

"the ends justify the means"
aristotle means
talent: ultimate teacher

"GRAMAREEEEEEEEEEEE"
roger retins
talent: ultimate magician

"hey guys im peeslubn andistandin im a chill dude bro"
peeslubn andistandhin
talent: ultimate musician

"y'see this shit is kinda dumb af y'know"
blase debeste
talent: ultimate child care giver

"how about another joke"
simon keys
talent: ultimate clown

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR IM PHENIX WRITE" "o shi didnt know u went to jail" "YOUSE IDIOT I AM FURIO TIGRE I FAKED THAT" "IM ULTIMATE IMPOSTER"
furio tigre
talent: ultimate imposter

"tee hee fuck you"
dahlia whorethorn
talent: ultimate gold digger

"EXTRATERESTRIALL RIGHTS"
quercus alba
talent: ultimate ambassador

"so now that i know yall" say kristoph "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS " "he he its very cleer 2 me" say atme "i belive ZVARRI this is a killing game were forced to kill ppl and stuff" "y'know this seems fake as shitl" said blaise then a MONSTER POOPED UP

IT WAS THE BLUR BADGER

"hi guys welcome to scum town prison" said blue badge

reccomended music: danganronpa v1 despair-syndrome "AAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS THE BLUEB BADGER!" shouted a scared engarde "shut the fuck up u annoying mother fucker" said dahlia "so whats we gonna do here" say dahlia
"puhuhuhuhuhuhu" laughed the blue badger "so u ppl are the worlds biggest fuckin scum" "so i sent u all to this prison where even the other prisoners wont have to look at u fucks" "so whats the poojt of this how do we get back to our normal prison" say kristoph "oh its very easy" "the fucker with the long nose was right" "u guys are all murderers so this should be easy 4 u" "u would just hav to kill another prisoner and if u dont get caut" "u get to not just leave the prison but enter humen society again!" say blue badger "RAAAAAAAAAWR LMAO THAT SOUNDS EZ AF" say tigre "hmm we will see" say blue badger "y'know heres the thing" "what if u get caugjt y'see" say blase "oh its easy" "u get executed" "WJAT" say alba "BUT I HAVE EXTRATERRESTRIEL RIGHTS I SHOULDBT HAV-" then blue badger slapped alba on the ass "lmao" "u think i give a fuck?" "this is a prison bitch" said blue badger "BUT BUT THIS IS JUST EVILICIOUS!" shouted red white "I CANNOT COMPREHENDE THIS!" puhuhuhu im evil? u ppl got here for killing ppl u get what u fucking deserve" "anyway guys go to ur cells were gonna have a nice n ew day"
we all went back to our cells
our cells were actually kinda comf this was way better then our normal prisons
but the problem is
theres gonna be a greedy fucker trying to enter normal humen society again

then the INTRO POPPED UP
reccomended music: danganronpa v1 dangan ronpa!

kristoph gavin was reading a book and it sai
KRISTOPH GAVIN
ULTIMATE DEFENZE ATTORNEY

luke atmey was inspecting a rat and it said
LUKE ATMEY
ULTIMATE DETECTIVE

manfred von karma was slamming his head and it sai id
MANDRED VON KARMA
ULTIMATE PROSECUTER

matt engard was on his phone and it said
MATT ENGARD
ULTIMITE ACTOR

dane gustavia was cooking a awsome burgee and it said
DANE GUSTAVIA
ULTIMATE CHEF

red white was shining his nails and it said
RED WHITE
ULTIMATE FLUENT PRODIGY

paul atishon was in his advertising thing and it said
PAUL ATISHON
ULTIMATE POLITICIAN

aristotle means was drawing on chalk board and it said
ARISTOTLE MEANS
ULTIMATE TEACHER

peeslibn andistandhin was playing guitar and it said
PISSLUBN ANDISTANDHIN
ULTIMATE MUSUCIAN

blase debeste was playing with light e and it said
BLASE DEBSSTE
ULTIMATE CHILD CARE GIVER

simon keys was stabbeng a guy in the eye with a pencil and it said
SIMON KEYS
ULTIMATE CLOWN

roger retinz was doing a magic trici and it said
ROGER RETINZ
ULTIMATE MAGICIAN

furio tigre was in the white house with the president outfit
FURIO TIGRE
ULTIMATE IMPOSTER

dahlia whorethorn was digging for gold in a garden
DAHLIA WHORETHORN
ULTIMATE GOLD DIGGER

quercus alba was cutting hks plants
QUERCUS ALBA
ULTIMATE AMBASSADOR

to be continue