kristoph waked up "ok its time for my meeting with professer means"
reccomended music: danganronpa v1 beautiful morning
kristoph was walking to means classroom
on the way atishon bumped into him "helo prisoner" "have u been feeling safer since my erection?" "yes" said kristoph "nice"
then kristoph went to the kitchen to get food for his date
gustavia said "hey just so u need to know" "humen meat is kinda gross and shit if u dont cook it first" "u can take some but il cook it 4 u later" "ok ty" sad kristoph
then while kristoph was walking he heard a scream
reccomended music: danganronpa v1 buzzkill
"AAAAAAA KRISTOPH PUT THE GAVIL DOWN PLS PLS" screamed means so loudly "RAAAAAAAAAWR IM KRISTOPH GAVIN FUCK YOUSE PROFESSER MEANS IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOUSE!" screamed some1 "WHAT" say kristoph then he RUNNED to means cell "YO WTF" SAID ENGARD AND HE RUNNED TO THE CELL TO
MOST OF PRISONERS WAS AT TE CELL WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED
then THEY OPENED the cell
AND A BIG MAN WITH A BADGE AND BLOND HAIR SAID "RAAAAAAAAWR IM KRISTOPH GAVIN AND I KILLED PROFESSER MEANS FUCK YOUSE" AND HE RUNNED OF
then they shruged and then loomed inside
reccomended music: danganronpa v1 despair polution noise music
they looked in the cell and means was DEAD on the floor and there was blood everwhere and his head was all smashed up and coverrd in bloode
and right next to it was his gavel
"it took me a hour to reelize i was screeming" said kristoph
he looked down at means and cryed
then every1 else runned in "RAAAAAAAW WTF WAS THAT" screemed tigre "PROFESSER MEANS NOOOO I FAILED TO PROTECT U" cried atishon who just runned in and saw the body "tee hee it is- ZVAAAAARRIIIIIIIIII" screamed atmey in shock "wait i think hes still alive" said retinz "professer meabs who killed u" "it was kristoph gavin" sai means with the last of his strenth and then he coughed and finally died
then the prison siryn went of and then the blue badgers voice echoed through the prison
"A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED" said blue badger "aftr a certin amount of time" " wich u may use however u like" "the prison trial will begin!"
prison games shooting bullet mayhem
chapter 1 - welcome to scum town prison
deadly life
reccomended music: danganronpa v1 despair-syndrome
"what no no it wasnt me!" said kristoph "bull fucking shit" said engard "we all just saw u and u were screaming prety loud to" "lmao can u rlly be sure" said simon keys "u werent there fuck face" said retinz "bro" said simon keys "were all fucked in the ass if we get this weong" "so we should be carefull even if its obviously kristoph" "ok fine good point" said retinz
"so how will we investigat this" say kristoph "RAAAAAAAAWR WELL WE SHOULD ALL KEEP A FUCKING EYE ON YOUSE SHOULDNT WE" "WE JUST FUCKING SAW YOUSE KILL THAT OLD FUCKER" shouted tigre "yeeeee-s goooo-d poooo-iiiint tiii-grreee" singed andistandhin with his guita
"ok fine im not the killer anyway ass hole" said kristoph "RAAAAAAAAWR LMAO SURE YOUSE NOT" shouted tigre back sarcastickley "what an ass" mumbled kristoph and he started investigateng
reccomended music: danganronpa v1 box 15
he saw the gavel next to means body
"ah so this must be the muder weapon" "the killee must have snached it then attacke him" "lets check it for finger prnits" then the blue badger flyed down
"if we did that u would solve every murder to easily" "stfu and just investigete other ways" said blue badger then he flyed back away
gavel was added to the truth bulets in prisoner diary
kristoph then inspected means body
he was a murderer to so hes experienced with dead bodys
"it seems the cause of death was being smsshed in the head" "this is so evil even for srial killer like me" "i will find the killer" said kristoph as he shed a tear looking at his teacher all smashed up
then the blue badger flied down
"shut the fuck up" "i already hae that info on this file"
and kristoph read it
"the victim is aristotle means, ultimate teecher. he was smashed over the head with in his cell. this was in the morning a hour after every1 waked up"
blue badger file aded to keistophs prisoner diary
then kristoph walk to the cell door and checked it "it seems the cell was left unlocked" "i think this was cus means was expecting me to come in and talk 2 him"
aristotle means cell added to kristophs prisoner diary
kristoph looked all over the wall in means cell "it seems that means tried fighting back" said kristoph "there is a cardbord badge on the florr that means is cluching in his hand" "it has a bit of a shirt farbic on it wich was not from means shirt" "so it must hav been from the kiler" say kristoph
cardbored badge added to kristophs prisoner diary
"i tink thats enough for now" said kristoph "if i wana solv this mureder i hav to talk to every1"
kristoph went out and talked to roger retins
"so where where u during the murder" "oh no" said retinz and he played with coin "surely u do not suspect me" "i suspect rvert1 rn" said krisyol "k" said retinz "well i was with detectiv atmey in caf" "he wanted to find out the secret behind my trick" "he eventully agreed that its real magic" said retinz "do ask him if you doubt my claim" "ok" said kristoph and he went to where atmey was investigatin
"hey mr atmey" said kristoph "tee hee it is brcomhing clear to me wonderfuly ZVARRI u want me to confirm retinz alibi right" said atmdy back "yes" said kristoph "he is teling the truth" said atmey "we were 2gether in the cafeteria and he was showing me his magic" "i couldnt work out the trick behind it so i agreed its real" "ty" said kristoph "np now let me investigate in PEACE PEASANT!" said atmey
atmey and retinz account added to kristophs prosoner diary
"mr tigre" said kristoph "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR GET OUDDA MY SIGHT MURDERER" shouted tigre and he PUNCHED kristoph so hard "ugh" said kristoph and he coghed blood "what an ass"
then kristoph went to gustavia "mr gustavia what were u doing" said kristoph "i was cooking in the kiitchen alone" said gustavia "thats a bit sus bro" kristoph "well i can proove it" "in the kitchen check the oveb u will see jill cranes head" "obviously i cold not have chooped up her body unfreezed it and cooked it wile i waz killin professer means in his cell" "ok" said kristoph then he went to check the kitchin
"yep everthing is as gustavia says" say kristoph
gustavias account added to kristiphs prisoner diary
and he checked the foods but he was alot confused
he saw horass knightleys body "this man the ultimat bodygurd simon keys helpd kill him so i geuss thats why he herr" "what happen to his blond hair" and kristoph tapped his hed and noticed he was bald like uncle fester from adams family
knightley looks like fucking uncle fester added to kristophs prisoner diary
then kristoph went to the arts and craft area and paul atishon was there "mr atishon" "what wherr u doing" and atishon pointed at his palinquinn "I WAS MAKING THIS FOR MY REELECTION AS THE GROUP LEEDER" "U KIDS RLLY NEED TO PAY MOR ATTENTION 2 POLITICKS" "bro thats a bit sus" say kristoph "u could hav kill prof means then make that before or after his murdr to fake ur alibi" "WHAT" shouted atishon and he crushed his placard "BUT SOME1 WAS HERE WITH ME 4 A BIT THEY CAN CONFIRM" "oh yeah WHO" said kristoph "THE TIGER MAN" "HE RAN IN HERE SCREEMING AND HE WAS MAKING SOMETHING OUT F CARDBORD AS WELL" "ASK HIM IF U DONT BELIVE ME" "ok" say kristoph
kristoph asked atishon if they could ask tigre 2gether "O CORSE MY FELLOW PRISONER I THE GREAT PAUL ATISHON WILL HELP ANY1 IN NEED" shoured atishon
"YOUSE WHADDYA WANT" said furio tigre "did u see me make palenquinn" say atishon "YEA SURE WHATEVER FUCK OF" shout tigre "ok" say kristoph
paul atishons alibi added to kristophs prisoner diary
then he prison siryns went off
"HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING SO GOD DAMN LONG" shouted the blue badger "ITS TIME FOR THE PRISON TRIAL" "GO DOWN 2 THE COURT ROOM ON THE FIRST FLORE"
"hi guys" said kristoph "RAAAAAAAWR SHUT THE FUCK UP U MURDER!" screamed furio tigr and he punched kristoph in the dick "OW" said krosyoph "LMAOOOOOOOOOO UR A MURDERRER AS WELL U HIPPOCRIT!" screamed simon "mear bugs" said von karma "we cannot know until the prison triel" "yee-ss i-iii aaaa-greeee vooooo-nnnn kaaaaaa-rrrmmm-aaaa" singed andistandhi "y'know that singing is fucking annoying y'see" said blase "yes i agree bro" said von karms
they went down on the elevetor "professer means u were such a cool teecher" thought kristop "u let us all use our ds in class and u used to picto chat al of us" "I PROMISE I WILL AVENGE UUUUUUUU" crIED KRISTOPH LOUDLY AND EVERY1 STARTED AT HIM
ti be continue
