Hero Usernames (As of now)

Deku- Izuku Midoriya

Nitro - Katsuki Bakugo

Ingenium- Tenya Iida

Pinky - Mina Ashido

Earphone Jack - Kyoka Jiro

Chargebolt - Denki Kaminari

Froppy - Tsuyu Asui

Tentacole- Mezo Shoji

Celsius - Shoto Todoroki

Invisible Girl - Toru Hagakure

Cellophane - Hanta Sero

Red Riot - Eijiro Kirishima

Can't Stop Twinkling - Yuga Aoyama

Tailman - Mashirao Ojiro

Creati - Momo Yaoyorozu

Uravity - Ochaco Uraraka

Anima - Koji Koda

Sugarman - Rikido Sato

Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami

MindJacker - Hitoshi Shinso

Lemillion - Mirio Togata

AirBurst - Nejire Hado

MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume

5:00 pm on a Saturday

BANNED FROM THE BIBLE BELT

Deku: I forgot about this.

Nitro: Oh God no.

MindJacker: After 5 years of Inactivity

Pinky: IT'S BACK!

Pinky: So...Jiro? How's life married to Midori.

Earphone Jack: It's good. Eri's in her first year at UA and Tosh and Hisashi are going to preschool.

Uravity: And how's that going?

Earphone Jack: Well all the other parents at the preschool hate Izzy for reasons unknown but they act civil with the twins.

Ingenium: Midoriya! What did you do to cause all the parents to hate you so much?

Deku: You remember the incident me and Shinso got into in Alabama during the first concert we did with Kaminari playing guitar while I did the vocals?

Nitro: See what happens when you don't take my advice? Now all the parents hate you for simulating anal sex with eyebags on stage.

Creati: WAIT, WHAT?

Chargebolt: I forgot about that. They even got a strap on that shot lube out of the tip to make it look real.

Ingenium: Have you no shame?

Deku: I do have shame. Unlike Mineta I didn't actually penetrate him and I used a fake cock.

Chargebolt: Might be too soon to mention him.

Deku: It's been way more than half a day. We can joke about it now. Besides he knew the risks of participating in gay porn in Vegas without using protection. He died of aids. Just like Houdini.

Earphone Jack: Half a day?

Deku: For a normal person it's three days.

Invisible Girl: That's just wrong.

Froppy: More wrong than that time Hatsume tricked Midoriya into wearing that off-brand Iron Man armor.

Deku: I didn't have a choice in the manner.

Red Riot: What about the time it happened two years ago?

Deku: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?

Red Riot: Got to back the wife on this one.

Pinky: I forgot all about that.

Invisible Girl: When did that start up again?

Froppy: Remember that Christmas party?

Deku: The one that was all sixes and sevens.

Pinky: ?

Earphone Jack: The insane one.

Deku: Hatsume got us all so drunk.

Froppy: Yeah we woke up in the same bed, which I think was Yaoyorozu's.

Deku: Cause she was all like tea kettle.

Red Riot: After that we just sort of clicked.

Froppy: And we've been married for three years now.

Deku: And then she sat on a turtle.

Earphone Jack: I remember walking into the laundry room the next morning and seeing Izzy sleeping on top of the shelf we kept the laundry detergent while cuddling a pineapple. We didn't even have a pineapple in the kitchen.

Deku: I'm still trying to figure out how that happened and where it came from. It's been 10 years next month.

Uravity: So the bands still together?

Nitro: Now under the name The Pro Heroes.

MindJacker: We still can't perform in the bible belt.

Deku: Cause of the strap-on incident.

Earphone Jack: Still gets used frequently though.

Deku: KYOKA JIRO-MIDORIYA DON'T TELL THEM THAT.

Earphone Jack: Relax Izzy. We're all 25 now and we have two three year old boys now. I think they can take hearing about our sex life.

Deku: Does it have to be so specific though?

Pinky: So that's what you two are into.

Pinky: *sighs* Kinky…

Earphone Jack: It helps keep him from trying to assert dominance over me.

Nitro: I guess Deku's now like the American taxpayer.

Red Riot: How?

Nitro: He gets fucked up the ass.

Deku: And who's the last person you fucked?

Nitro: …

Deku: Exactly

Tsukuyomi: What a mad bouquet of darkness.

Authors Note: Chapter 1 of the ten years later version of 1-A Groupchat. I couldn't get this out of my head since I announced it. I'm still doing the reference thing from 1-A Groupchat in this one also. Told you the jokes were more NSFW.

As Always

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