"Oh damn," Conker the Squirrel said in surprise while looking around him for he was quite curious yet getting turned on by these Fire Emblem ladies he happened to spot within the world of Askr. "I didn't think this would happen when I got sucked in. Maybe I'm luckier than I thought I'd be-"
"Oh look at that! A talking squirrel!" Female Robin exclaimed while she was reading through her spell book. "Maybe he knows what to do with us as a team!"
"Well not really no." Conker admitted while brushing his bushy tail. "I was just wondering if any of you wanted to get a drink-"
"He'll be perfect for our team!" Fem Byleth proclaimed as she grabbed Conker and dragged him into a random map with several characters already fighting each other.
"What the hell?" Conker bawked in disbelief for he noticed a bunch of generic units and opposing versions of the established FEH characters aiming towards him, prompting him to sigh and whip out his frying pan that he used to bash them. "Might as well make the most out of this I guess..."