I blinked.

I blink again, and again, and again.

I turned my head to the right, then to the left.

'What have I been smoking?' You see I think anyone in this situation would say the same thing.

I bet you'd like to know what said situation is. The answer is rather simple...

The world is a rainbow.

Yes, I'm being serious. The world is quite literally a rainbow.

So back to my originally question 'WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN SMOKING!'

'Okay, deep breathes must stay calm. Calm thoughts kittens, puppy's, eating ice cream while watching Netflix, annndddd.'

'I'm floating.' I try to turn around. It kind of works, I can turn but not completely.

'This is so weird.' It's like I'm in space, it's kind of cool but now that I'm thinking about it its terrifying.

I've heard of people having an out-of-body experience but the thing that terrifies me isn't the out-of-body experience.

It's the fact that the world is a rainbow and I'm free floating.

'I'm dying aren't I, oh god, I died of an overdose didn't I!' I started panicking, moving my body in random direction trying to grab on to anything to help me.

This continued for a few minutes until I eventually started to slow down, breathing deeply. I turned my head a few times looking around. Then I stilled for a moment and began to hit myself. 'You stupid idiot.' I hit myself a few more times. 'How can you die of an overdose, you don't take drugs you stupid pea brain.' I take a deep breathe. 'Okay, what happened how did I get here.' The last thing I remember doing was getting home from work and going to bed almost imminently. It can't be because of work today was (yesterday?) by far one of the slowest days I have ever had. I work at a office building creating small websites for things like fundraisers or coffee shops. Nothing big, but slow enough to last from 9:00am to 9:00pm, not including the drive to and from.

I shake off that line of thought, nothing from today seems likely to cause my current problems. I sit (float) there for a few minutes trying to think about what happened to me. I start to slowly frown because the answer to my problem seems to be this more and more likely. 'So, I'm dead.' It seems likely that's what happened, I'm floating in the middle of a rainbow void, what else could it be. To think I dead, I wonder what the cause was. Because as morbid as dying of boredom is, I can't think of any other reason for my rather untimely demise.

'If you want to know you could just ask.' said a voice in a sing-song tone right behind me.

I don't care what anyone says, I Ron Evans did NOT jump (well move because you void) and scream like a little girl, thank you very much. Nope, I calmly turned with my arms cross like a badass.

Anyways, because of my awesome turn. I am now slightly facing the person who so unkindly spoke behind me. And man, what a person that is. Standing a little over 6ft tall, is a well fit elderly man wearing a black dress shirt and black pants with what appears to be a black cape and white gloves. He has white skin and a full head of grey hair with what must one of the finest beards I have ever seen but what really stands out about him are his eyes, they seem to have a crimson glow that just draws me in and... and his eyes have... slits.

'No fucking way, Theres no way he's a vampire that's silly and yet...' I just can't look away from his eyes, they just glow in the hypnotizing light like if I keep looking everything, I want will be mine.

With a will I didn't know I had I manage to look away right at his shit-eating grin where I noticed something I missed before; he has fangs. Two fangs coming from his upper lip. He looks at me with clear amusement in his eyes, he opens his mouth and licks his fangs.

And just like that I'm so out of here, I try (try being the key word) to turn on my heel with a scream at my lipping. Just to remember I can't move and that I'm screaming but no noise is coming out.

I feel my body moving for the first time in this place, pulling me and turning me around to face the what-I'm-sure-is-a vampire, his grin has somehow deepened, and eyes are dancing in amusement. I see movement out of the corner of my eye, and I have to double take. The rainbow is moving me, I look back to the vampire and notice something else. The rainbow is dancing around him like an ocean current or a great wind, he also seems to be standing on it.

'I have a great feeling about you.' He speaks to me again and there's no denying the amusement in his voice, he's enjoying's this the sonofabitch.

'You really shouldn't talk bad about the person who holds your life in his hands.' Even as he says that there's no threat in his voice, just pure amusement. His eyes danced some more, and I realize he's reading my mind. I'm screwed, aren't I.

'W... w... what do you want?' Even as I say that I cringed trying not to piss off the vampire a few feet in front of me.

'What I want you say?' He adopted a thinking pose, that scared me more than I'd like to admit. He looked me up and down and said, 'I want you to have fun.' He said that with so much cheer that I felt a straight shot of fear shoot right down my spine like nothing else before.

'...' I'm speechless I really am. The vampire just continued to smile and pointed to his left. I follow his finger with my eyes, and I see a portal...

My brain at this point just seems to shut down, as the vampire just walks towards the portal with me floating behind him. By this point I can see inside the portal and I really don't know what to think about anymore. Inside the portal is what I think is earth, it's a bird eyes view looking straight down. I see a land mass with a possible ocean to the east.

The vampire stops at the portal and looks at me and says, 'now I hope you entertain me, alright I'll be a shame if you die early on.' I started floating toward the portal 'oh, and before I forget have fun!' with that he pushes me in, and I black out.