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Chapter 25
"When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!" —Chapter 4, The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill
Erebus tried to take a step back into the shadows when he felt something pressing into his back. "I wouldn't be doing that, little boy." Came the gruff voice of Zabuza as Erebus's eyes widened at the sudden appearance of the man behind him. 'Shit I'm doomed.' He thought to himself as he tightened his fist at his side.
Meanwhile, Deathstroke narrowed his single eye at the shirtless man standing behind his prey with a massive clever-like sword being held in his hand. "What do you think you are doing, pretty boy? This is a private conversation." He growls out.
Zabuza snorts at the man's words. "Really? To me it appears you two are threats to my little friend and the dumbass, She calls her father. So I figure, I'll handle the problem before it is able to progress." He tells the man before his onyx eyes move towards the new pest that had followed the little girl home.
"Hey! I didn't even know he was following me." Erebus said with panic lacing his voice, not wanting this to be placed on him, he already had enough problems as it is.
"I don't give a fuck." Growls out Zabuza.
Erebus only felt a fear like this only twice in his life. Now this fear has just returned, returning to take him away from his Princess. "But…But…" He begins to whine out.
Zabuza, as well as Deathstroke, shot the boy a glare as they didn't have time for a sniveling little brat. "Shut up." They both growl out as one.
Caught off guard, Erebus takes a step back, freezing in place when his back meets the tip of the man's sword. A water clone had appeared behind him. Now Zubuza had pushed himself around the annoying little brat. "You are not going anywhere brat. If anything, you will be having a nice little meeting with Ibiki." He tells him with a smirk behind his bandages.
Moments earlier
Unknown to Narumi and the others, a few werewolves had broken off from their hunt. A massive black werewolf along with an almost as big gray werewolf look down at the man dressed almost like their favorite chew toy, talking to the brat that already had placed their little Princess friend in danger to suit his own needs.
Soft growls drift down into the alleyway as Zabuza's water clone holds his massive sword to the boy's back.
Present
Low growls slowly begin to fill the alleyway as something hard digs into the bricks of the building walls on either side of them.
Zabuza's eyes shift around his surroundings, as if knowing what is coming their way. 'When did she summon them?' His mind races with questions, then his eyes widened when it came to him, they had followed him after she had summoned them to take care of those fucking fools back at the tower.
Slowly, a dark smirk creeps across his lips as a dark glim is caught in his eyes by Deathstroke, so he slowly takes a step back, his single eye widening with horror from the sound and the glint in the man's eyes. "What the hell is that sound?" He demands as the horror shifts to anger.
"Werewolf Pack." Zabuza simply answers the man.
Then two loud thumps echo throughout the alleyway, heavy breathing between growls sending chills down Deathstroke and Erebus spines as they try to look around from where the sounds are coming from. "Show yourselves." Deathstroke growls out as he narrowed his single eye at what he might be seeing.
When he saw nothing, His single eye moved back towards Zabuza. "Your childish Genjutsu isn't going to faze me." He growls out, trying to put fear into the man standing before him.
But all he did was cross his arms across his broad chest and smirk down at the man. "I didn't do anything." Zabuza tells him.
Then, finally stepping out of the shadows are two massive werewolf-like creatures, the black werewolf's muzzle shifting into a large toothy grin. "We do not answer to him." Growls out the massive black werewolf.
"We are here to take care of any problems that threaten our Princess." The Gray werewolf growls out at Deathstroke while mirroring the other's smirk.
As the black werewolf moves to attack Deathstroke, the merc quickly threw down a smoke bomb, covering the place in thick grey smoke just as the black werewolf moves to claw the man into pieces, only to meet thin air. With the smoke clearing up, Deathstroke had vanished, and Erebus had taken this time to slip into the shadows and run away, leaving the werewolves and Zabuza standing there glaring at each other.
"We will be keeping to the shadows, if either of them return, the Merc must be eliminated, and the demon child brought to the princess and her family." The black wolf growls out, with the gray werewolf growls in agreement.
"Not sure if bringing a goth boy to Blondie is such a good idea, but fine. I'll be waiting for our next meeting, but right now I need to find the shop where she had taken them too." Zabuza tells them as he places his sword back onto his back, then shifts his hand into his black spikey hair with a heavy sigh.
"Don't worry Mist Demon, I shall direct you towards Narumi and the others." Akumu tells him as he appears on Zabuza's shoulder.
Zabuza grunts at the creepy cat sitting on his shoulder. "Fine, whatever." He tells Akumu as he glances at him out of the corner of his left eye.
Ignoring Zabuza's glare, his eyes shift towards the two werewolves standing before them. "I would advise you to step back into the shadows and begin your hunt, Maybe calling for some more aid." Akumu suggested to the two wolves.
"We have already called for some aid, and will begin hunting them down immediately." The black werewolf tells them as he holds up some scraps of fabric in its massive claws, no doubt from their prey's clothes they somehow manage to tear off.
A feral smirk grew across Akumu's muzzle with a crazed glint flashing in his green eyes. "Excellent, well good luck on your hunt." He tells them with a flick of his tail as his claws graze across Zabuza's right shoulder.
A painful hiss followed by a growl escaped Zabuza's lips. "Damn demon cat, Watch your claws." He growls/hisses at Akumu.
Nonchalantly, he looked at the Mist Demon with a smirk and raised paw. "Don't be so fussy Mist Demon, I didn't dig my claws into your skin that deeply, look the marks aren't even bleeding." He tells him while touching the scratched area with his paw to show him, though it did little to make the large man happy or like him more.
Meanwhile, with a booming howl the two werewolves step back into the shadows and vanish from sight. Allowing them to see the other end of the alleyway.
"Now Come on. We need to find our little blonde lolita and the others." Akumu orders Zabuza as he points his right paw in the direction of Tarrant's little shop.
With a grunt from Zabuza, they walked out of the alleyway and moved towards the shop that Narumi loves so much.
With Narumi and the others.
Tarrant's eyes glint with excitement as she looks at Nyx and Haku. "Ooooh, I am going to have so much fun dressing you two." She Squeals out with excitement.
To the girl's confused discomfort. 15 minutes later, Tarrant looked down at Haku with a massive smirk on her face. "Oh my dear little Haku, you look so adorable in that cherry blossom pink Lolita dress." She cheerfully tells the girl standing before her.
Haku softly blushes while looking up at the woman wearing a tophat and a black pinstripe steampunk jacket, a white ruffle blouse and black pinstripe skirt with knee high steampunk boots. "Thank you." She softly whispers to the hyper woman.
On the shop counter, Narumi smirks while kicking her feet. "She is adorable. But i think she'd look even better with her long hair in its usual bun with a matching top hat" She agreed while pointing out what could make this better.
''Good idea Naru, we'll find her a nice hat later, but first...'' Tarrant said while looking at Nyx, who was wandering around the store looking at dresses and other outfits that look so amazing to her it made her eyes grow larger with awe.
"Have you found anything you like yet, little kitten?" Questions a mischievous voice coming from the doorway.
Nyx's looks towards the open doorway to see Zabuza along with her big brother Akumu come in, and she welcomes him with a large smile on her face. "A lot of things , big brother, but nothing I want to wear right now." She tells him with a bright and blinding voice to match her smile.
Jumping down from Zabuza's left shoulder onto the wooden floor, he moves towards Nyx until he's only 2 feet away from her, and then looks up to flash her a smile. "Take your time little kitten, and when you find something you do want to try on, say it. And don't worry about the price, your new big sister will pay it for you. If she isn't able to, your new nutcase daddy will." He tells her, a smile turning into a smirk with a mischievous glint in his green eyes.
With a nod, Nyx moves past her brother and Zabuza while looking up at the former Mist nin with another smile, which he returns under his bandaged mouth, and then turns a corner of the store. 10 more minutes of searching later, she stopped before a soft mint green Qi lolita dress, with wide sleeves and a puffy skirt. On the skirt are pictures of white bunnies with snowflakes falling onto their soft pink noses. Amazed, she reaches up for the dress to take back to show the others.
Meanwhile, Tarrant's eyes sparkled at the sight of Zabuza standing inside of her shop, while he was on edge from the woman that stood before him looking at him strangely. "Why are you staring at me like that?" He questions her while his onyx eyes drift towards Narumi for help.
Narumi just giggles at him as she offers him a small wave.
"Thanks brat." He grouches out at Narumi, who just giggles at him more.
"I'm just glad I've finally got to meet you. I had looked up everything on all the famous swordsmen in the elemental nations, and you're by far my favorite." Tarrant tells him as her eyes move towards his sword.
Zabuza was getting pretty uncomfortable now, not sure what to think about the woman standing before him. "Umm…thank you." He tells her with slight nervousness in his voice.
At that, Tarrant clapped her hands before her while keeping her grin. "No prob. Oooh, I just got an idea! How about we set you up with a new look for your new life?" She questions him with joy lacing her voice.
Arching a raven brow at the suggestion, he looks towards Haku, who is dressed similar to Narumi, with a frown on his face. "I will not be wearing what my daughter is wearing, or what you are wearing for that matter." His gruff voice tells her.
"Oh no, no, no, no, no! Oiju Lolita wouldn't fit you, nor would steampunk lolita or even Punk Lolita. You have way too much muscle mass for those." Tarrant tells him with a manic grin now on her face before spinning on her heel and rushing over towards her counter. Once there, she opened the bottom drawer under the counter and pulled out one of her design books, then looked over at Zabuza and waved him over to see.
With slight uncertainty in his step, he moves towards her, stepping around several displays so Kubikiribocho wouldn't knock anything over or cut into it.
Flipping open the design book, she flips a few pages until she comes to a stop on a page with a pair of pants on a male model with a black skin tight tank top. "Here, these pants would work well for you." Tarrant began telling Zabuza while pointing at the black graphic print flap pockets attached to straps cargo pants with a crimson Uzu swirl sporting a leaf pattern layered underneath it. The bottom of the cargo pants there are cuffs tight around the ankle with a crimson wrap look to it.
Zabuza looks down at the details of the pants with a grin on his face. "Ok, that I like. One question tho: Why is the Uzumaki swirl stitched on it over a leaf." He points out the design.
This is where Narumi grins at him. "Because, Uzu was once the sister village of Kohona by virtue of my great aunt marrying the first Hokage. It was our family, our clan, the Uzumaki Clan who built this village. Making the Uzumaki clan the original founders of Konohagakure, not the Senju Clan or Uchiha clans for they did not have the funds to even dream about buying this land from the Firelord of the time, who was also an Uzumaki." She tells him with a smirk, then lets out a little snort while shaking her head. "The only contribution Madara put into it is coming up with the name, while Hashirama built the village's foundation. As for my Great Aunt Mito Uzumaki, she had gone and forged a bond with other Lands and villages, giving the other lords the idea of building their own Hidden Shinobi Villages in their lands. But no matter how great other villages become, Uzu will always be the first of all the Hidden Villages." She tells him with a long sigh.
Zabuza's head snaps over at the little blonde sitting next to the design book, his eyes widened with shock at hearing that. "I….I hadn't known that." He tells her with slight awe as well as shock in his voice.
"Yeah well, not that many people know that. Our lovely little Civilian Council along with the even lovelier Elders have done all in their power to erase all connections the Uzumaki Clan has within this village." Narumi tells him with a slight frown on her face.
Then everyone turned their heads at the sound of Nyx walking up behind the man, mint green dress in hand.
"I think I found a dress I like." Nyx tells them with a small shy smile.
Narumi jumps off the counter, landing on the floor with a smile on her face, walking over. "So you like the Qi Lolita dress Style?" She questions with a huge smile.
"Mhm." Nyx's hums with a nod of her head.
"Alright then, let's take you to try it on." Narumi tells her while taking the little girl's hand and walks away, leaving Zabuza and Tarrant with Haku, who chose at this moment to find something else. She liked the dress, but it wasn't to her liking with her fighting style.
"Alright, now that we're alone and that you like my idea, what do you say we take your measurements for the pants before we move on to the top." Tarrant suggested with a smirk while taking out a roll of measuring tape.
Zabuza arches a brow at the woman before him, not liking how pleased this idea made her look. "Yeah, sure" he answered nonchalantly, and a bit reluctantly gave her his consent, watching as the smile kept growing on her face.
"Sweet." Tarrant answered with a chirp as she walked around the counter heading over to another corner of the store, where a platform with five mirrors surrounding it stood. "Then I'll need you to come stand on that platform right there please." She tells him while pointing at the thing.
With a grunt, Zabuza walks over to the platform, placing Kubikiribocho against a chair next to one of the mirrors so he is able to keep an eye on his precious sword while the woman does her thing. Afterwards he takes a step forward onto the platform and turns around to face the insane woman.
"Good, now move your legs apart more and then don't move please." Tarrant tells him with a smile before getting to work, and moves her right arm up with the tip of the measuring tape raising up to his waist as her left hand moves the bottom of the tape to his ankle for the first measurement of his right side.
Meanwhile...
"Where's my two Princesses?" Deadpool suddenly cries out as he comes rushing into Tarrant's little store.
"We're over here daddy." Narumi calls over to the insane man, who is looking around frantically for where his oldest princess voice comes from.
"Oh thank Spider-Man, you two are safe." Deadpool cries out as he slides over towards Narumi on his knees, and wraps his arms around his oldest Princess.
But, Narumi just tilts her head to the right, looking down at her daddy in confusion. "Daddy? Don't you mean Thank Kami or God?" She questions him, wondering where the "Thank Spider-Man" thing came from.
"Nope." He answers her with a slight crazed giggle.
"Umm…Okay daddy." Narumi said with uncertainty at his more interesting antics.
After a moment of hugging her, he let go to Look around for little next, but only spotted Haku peeking around a clothing rack at the nutcase sitting on his knees on the floor holding his daughter. "Oh hey there Haku, So what happened when you left the old man's office after talking to him?" He questions.
"All I can tell you is that Nyx told us something wasn't right and that we had been followed." Haku answers him honestly. "My dad can tell you more himself. Zabuza ordered us to leave them so they could talk in private, and so I took the girls through my mirrors outside of Tarrant's store to check out some new outfits." She tells him In hopes he would go to question her dad and leave her alone.
"Thank you Snowflake." Deadpool chirps out with a massive grin.
"Ahuh…You're Welcome?!" Haku answers with confusion at him giving her a nickname when she was not even adopted by him.
At the measuring platform, having heard someone else talking to Haku, Zabuza leans over a little to see who his daughter is speaking to, then leans back with a roll of his eyes. "Great." He grumbles, now he'll have to talk to that moron.
Having heard that, Tarrant looks up at the man she had paused taking his measurements of his shoulders for him to check on his daughter. "What is it? You look like you've seen some sort of demanted clown just walked in?" Tarrant questions him.
"It might as well be, it's that Jackass Deadpool who just showed up and is freaking out my daughter." Zabuza tells her as he closes his eyes, not wanting to see the crimson monster that will surely be coming his way soon.
A snort escapes her lips. "Should have known. But don't act like that, he's not that bad." Tarrant said with amusement lacing her voice.
Eyes opened wide, he looked down at the shorter woman like she just said the most horrific thing in the world. "Are you kidding me woman. The man is a Psycho that no single Loony Bin could contain. You'd have to break down every single asylum known to man, then combine them into a single facility in another dimension where there's no intelligent life to keep him away." He said in all seriousness, even though his words sounded like a joke.
Tilting her head to the right, Tarrant now locks her eyes on him with a serious face of her own. "Ok, now you're just being dramatic, the guy has a wife. If a hot woman like Kurenai agreed to marry him, then he can't be as crazy as you make him sound." She told him.
"Yeah, or she's just as Loony as he is, but does a better job at hiding it." Zabuza tells her with a snort.
Tarrant shakes her head at him. "If that's the case, Mister. You just might be a little unhinged yourself, since you are agreeing to hang around him at all." She tells him with a smirk on her face now.
"I might be." Zabuza agreed as he looked back at the mirror before him, his eyes now resting on his reflection as well as the reflection of the moron he had just been talking about. "What do you want now, Clownboy?" He demands of the man standing behind him now.
Without missing a beat, Deadpool smirks under his mask before speaking. "Oh you know, World Peace, Enough Food to End world Hunger, things like that. If I am unable to have those, then I would take World Domination, and a dozen chimichangas to go." He answers the man.
"Honestly? I would have never thought of you as an advocate for world peace or domination. " Zabuza tells him with a frown under his bandages.
"I need to make this world ready for when my Daughters become adults. So they can live happy lives free of worry, maybe with tons of hot guys groveling at their feet." Deadpool tells him with a little giggle. "But enough sharing our dreams for the future, I am here mostly to find out what had happened with that little brat and the guy you ran into, so spill." He tells him, a switch having been flipped from goofball to a man on a mission.
"The kid was talking to some knock off version of you. But, he had a black and orange, some lameass pirate boots on and was wearing a mask that showed only 1 eye." Zabuza tells him as Tarrant went back to measuring him.
"Really? So Deathstroke is still alive. Huh?" Silently talks to himself as he moves his right gloved hand up to his chin, rubbing it slowly. "I thought he died in that last firefight." He adds as he turns his head to the left to look over his shoulder at his wife walking into the shop.
"So those people you had called, will they be able to handle that guy and the Shadow Kid?" Zabuza questions him.
"I believe so. They've faced worse than a cheap knock off of yours truly and some kid that hides in the shadows" He answers as he looks back at the mirror reflection of the swordsman. "And If not, I have a few other friends I could call up." He tells him.
"Alright." Zabuza answers with a slight nod.
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