How You Doing Insane Gang!

This is based on my favorite song Blood Sweat and Tears by BTS. Characters are aged up to around 18.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.


It's hard to say when they became each other's everything. When Hawkmoth's influence grew so did their time together. They were the only two people in the world who could understand the sacrifices they make to protect Paris. Lack of sleep, paranoia, missed assignments, and the change their miraculous brought with them.

2 years into the superhero business, hours of everyday tuned them to each other.

Adrien mused once to Plagg that it couldn't be healthy for him and his Lady to be sleeping with each other but his thoughts were all consumed by her. Plagg just waved off his nonsense with a flick of his paw.

He stared at his ceiling, unable to go to sleep. He couldn't stop thinking about her dark hair, her bluebell eyes, and the way she sticks the tip of her tongue out when she's concentrating on something.

To his credit, he wasn't the one who turned their safe house into a love nest. It first happened when Chat Noir took another hit for Ladybug. After the fight, they retreated back to the safe house; an old abandoned building that they kept medkits and snacks for their kwamis.

"Here...sit up and take off your suit."

"Are you sure that's wise My Lady? You might not be able to resist this beautiful body." He teased despite the pain.

"How can you make jokes right now?"

Chat eased the spandex off his shoulders. "It helps through the pain."

Ladybug sat on her knees towards the middle of the queen sized bed. It was a little worse for wear, Chat surprised her by bringing new sheets in case they wanted to take a power nap before facing the outside world.

3 claw marks marred both his shoulder blades as it cut its way down his back.

Ladybug opened up the kit to begin her work of disinfecting it. Plagg will be able to heal some of it with his magic but considering how big and deep it is, it will leave some scarring.

Chat's suit pooled at his waist, his arms and hands were free as well, he watched his gloves dissolve into green light.

Ladybug hit a particular sore spot.

"Easy there Bugaboo."

"Sorry, Kitty."

She worked in silence except for the occasional wince and whine from her cat.

"I wish you wouldn't do this anymore Chat."

"Do what? Believe me, Ladybug I wish I didn't get injured often." He snorted.

She swatted his bicep.

"You know what I mean."

Chat made her pause so he could get a good look at her.

"No, I don't know."

"I want you to stop stepping in front of me."

Chat scratched his head. "Why would you ever ask that?"

"I can't stand seeing you hurt like this."

"Tis just a flesh wound My Lady."

Ladybug huffed and placed a palm on his cheek to force him to face directly ahead. She finished wrapping the last scratch but neither of them made a move to get up.

"I know I shouldn't do it but I can't help it." Chat whispered lowly.

He was shocked when he felt Ladybug's real hands fall upon his skin. A purr bubbled in his chest and up his throat but he forced it down.

"What are you doing Ladybug?"

Instead of answering, she brushed her lips against the nape of his neck. Goosebumps littered his skin. She placed a soft kiss on each of the claw marks. At each one, Chat would release a shaky breath.

Ladybug peeled the top half of her suit off, laying carefully on his back and wrapping both of her arms around his neck.

Chat could feel his cheeks set aflame. "Ladybug..."

She kissed the shell of his ear.

"Kiss me."

He bit his lip before allowing her to bring him in for a real kiss.

"We really shouldn't be doing this." He groaned.

Chat pinned Ladybug to the bed contradicting his statement.

"I don't see you stopping."

Chat laughed. "My Lady, you are as bitter as you are sweet."

She rolled her eyes before pulling his frame back down onto her.

They both laid in bed panting, the covers pulled up to her chest and his waist. Ladybug was tucked against his side, her head on his chest.

"Does your back still hurt?"

He glanced down at her. "It doesn't matter how bad I get hurt because I cannot worship anyone but you and I knew the grail was poisoned but I drank it anway."

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Adrien groaned, releasing a cold breath. He reached under him to stuff a pillow over his face.

My blood sweat and tears

My last cold breath

Take it all


I haven't done a steamy one-shot in a long time but I hope you guys enjoyed it.

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