How You Doing Insane Gang!

The gang is 17 and half. This is a post-reveal and reveal.

Disclaimer: All rights belong to ZAG.


Alya can't determine when she was awakened but it was near the crack ass of dawn. She would be furious any other day but today will go down in history.

A loyal viewer of the Ladyblog DMed her with pictures of Ladybug and Chat Noir getting not so subtly handsy...that's saying a series of photos of Ladybug being pressed against a brick wall while Chat ravishes her like a cat starved for milk subtle.

Alya almost suffocated herself when she had to stuff her face in her pillow to quell her screams of enthusiasm. There is nothing better in this world than finding out one of your OTPs is canon. It's been three long years in the making.

Dressing in her comfiest sweats, she knew exactly should have the honor of seeing the pictures first; her best friend Marinette.

The designer would be proud to hear that one of Alya's dreams came true and recently she seemed to be coming around to the thought of LadyNoir. Maybe she should hit up Adrien after this since he was a huge shipper like herself.

The bakery lights were on since Tom and Sabine get up early to start preparing for the breakfast shift. Alya knocked on the glass door.

"Alya! What a surprise!"

"Hi Sabine, sorry I'm here so early but I have to tell Marinette news, it's urgent."

The mom clicked her tongue. "You girls and your gossip—she motioned her head to the stairs—go on up, but I don't want to hear Marinette complaining because you woke her up early."

Alya giggled, "Don't worry she will be happy she got up to hear this."

She took the stairs two at a time and didn't bother knocking on the girl's trapdoor to her bedroom.

"GIRL YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I UNCOVERED!"

A loud squeak was heard followed by a loud thud and deep groan.

Alya furrowed her eyebrows at the groan, it sounded far too deep to be Marinette.

"Mari?"

She inched closer towards the bottom of the ladder. Said sleeping teen in question shot straight up in bed.

"Alya!" Marinette pulled the covers tight around her chest.

"What are you doing here so early?"

Alya tapped her foot. "LadyNoir is canon!"

"Princess, why did you kick me off the bed?" A voice yawned.

Marinette's eyes widened as Adrien Agreste pushed himself off the ground and sleepily ran a hand through his hair. Normally she would find this view incredibly attractive except for he was in his boxers, her parents are right downstairs, and Alya is staring like she saw a ghost.

He noticed Marinette biting her lip with her eyes wide almost like a plea. Following her gaze, he nearly leaped out of his skin at Alya. He tried to tug the comforter to cover up only for Marinette to pull them back.

"Hey! I'm naked here!" She hissed, sadly it was loud enough for her best friend to hear.

Adrien stopped tugging to grin goofily at her. "Oh yeah..."

Alya held up her hands in a giving up gesture. "Okay! I don't know exactly what's going on here and though I approve, I want answers."

Marinette sighed deeply and pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Alright give us a second." She glanced over at Adrien who still gawked at her goofily.

Alya crossed her arms as she heard the commotion above her. A sharp smack and a whine from Adrien, had him finally scouring the area for his clothes. Marinette leaned down to pull on Adrien's black hoodie. It swallowed her petite frame comfortably.

"Alya, are my jeans down there?"

The reporter balled up the garment and tossed it to him.

"Thank you."

Marinette had already made her way down the ladder followed by Adrien who was still trying to buckle his belt.

Alya took a seat at the desk chair and crossed her arms. "You two have some major explaining to do."

"Uh...well...we're together..." Adrien twisted his miraculous.

"Yeah, no shit sherlock, since yall were getting it on all night!"

Marinette winced and rushed to grab Alya's hands. "Please, please, please, keep it down, my parents don't know he's here."

"And you girl!" Her eyes narrowed, "You haven't been able to have a straight conversation with Adrien and all of a sudden, he's in your bed?"

All the fight drained out of her. "I thought we told each other everything...at least I did."

Tears welled up in Marinette's eyes. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you but its complicated..."

Ayla made the move to get up and leave. "Friends don't lie to each other Marinette."

She shared a panicked expression with Adrien as she watched helplessly at Alya's retreating figure.

"Alya I'm Ladybug."

Those words froze her.

"I'm Ladybug and that's why I didn't tell you about Adrien because—"

"Ladybug and Chat Noir were spotted last night together," Alya whispered.

Marinette nodded meekly.

"But if he's Chat, how come you couldn't take to him?"

"We didn't know who was behind the masks until a week ago," Adrien added.

Marinette pulled her friend to sit beside her on the chaise while Adrien took the desk chair.

"Seriously, who's dumb idea was that?"

Marinette flushed, "It was too dangerous for anyone to know our identities, Hawkmoth could akumatize anyone and get our information."

"Obviously, if it was my call we would be having this conversation two years ago." Adrien mused.

"If you say so, Kitty."

Alya observed them, watching them interact without the masks was odd but it made sense. "I can see Mari as Ladybug because duh, she's bomb af but you Adrien you're Chat Noir?"

Marinette laughed, "Believe me it was pretty shocking."

If Adrien was in the suit his ears would have been bent back on his head.

"Well, Bugaboo you still fell for my charms in the suit."

He stretched his muscles and twisted like a feline.

Alya snickered, "Girl, you destroyed his back."

Adrien laughed as he tried to get a view. "And I thought I was the cat in this relationship."

"Shut up! Don't you have to get going anyway Alley Cat?"

"Right, I have a shoot this afternoon."

"You better keep your shirt on then Agreste, I would hate to see what your dad would react to that!"

"Very funny Alya, I guess you won't be getting an exclusive interview with this cat!"

He called upon his transformation, barely dodging the swipes from Alya and Marinette.

Marinette shook her head fondly at surveying her cat. "So are we friends again?"

Alya sweeps her into a hug. "Best friends but retribution starts now."

Marinette shot out of the hug alarmed, "Wait! Why?"

"A week you two have been together, and I had to hear it from a DM on the Ladyblog? I'm looking for exclusives, so tell me about the first time..."


Hope you guys enjoyed and I will see you next Monday.

Stay Crazy.