How You Doing Insane Gang!

Part 2 is here. Same rules apply. I'm taking a short break from posting for finals week so don't expect to see a post next Monday. I will be back to posting when winter break starts. More HTTYD content will most likely be the next thing I post as there is a new short coming out tomorrow.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.


His leg was very stiff the next morning. He found himself limping.

"How are you feeling Kitty?" Marinette asked as she got ready for the day beside him.

"Sore, like really sore, I might need to lean on you throughout the day."

She smiled shyly, "I wasn't going to leave your side anyway."

The pair walked to the garage without Nathalie or Gabriel seeing them. Fishing his keys from his bag, he started his black Bugatti Noir. The engine purred to life sounding like the cat himself.

"I still can't believe you got this car."

Adrien shrugged, "It was named after me, I had to get it."

He parked his car next to Chloe's white self-driving Tesla. Of course, she got the best spot in the lot and wouldn't dare have any else besides her other than her dear Adrikins.

Adrien tried to hide his limp as best as he could but it was still obvious.

Nino and Alya greeted them at the entrance. "Sup guys! Dude, you look like shit." Nino greeted him with their special handshake, slapping his hand twice then hooking their thumbs together bringing their hands up to eye-level then back down again for a grasp and finishing it with a fist bump.

"Alya should have filled you in, Akuma problems," Adrien told him.

Nino raised an eyebrow and turned his head back to glance at Alya. "No...I didn't hear anything."

Adrien sighed. "Alya, you still can't be guilty of last night. I'm honestly fine."

Alya hugged herself. "Says the guy who can barely walk."

He placed a hand on her shoulder. "Trust me when I say that I've been through worse."

"I can't imagine anything worse," She frowned.

The warning bell rang for students to get to class.

Marinette had her arm around Adrien's waist while his arm was around her shoulder. To the outside, it would just look like classic PDA but it was to help him walk.

"Hey, hey, hey, the daily dose of Adrienette is early today." Kim called out, "What's the occasion? Did something happen last night Agreste?" He childishly wiggled his eyebrows.

"Stuff it, Kim, I can't walk."

Marinette let him go to hobble to his desk.

"It is 96.3% likely that it was the cause of the Akuma last night." Max adjusted his glasses.

"Bingo, I got bit to hell from those mangy dogs."

"Can we hear the story?" Juleka asked.

Adrien locked eyes with Marinette. "End of the day."

It rolled around quicker than expected. The class was all huddled into the room, the door was locked and the shade pulled down so no one can see them.

Adrien and Marinette sat together on top of the teacher's desk while the others congregated close.

"Last night an Akuma struck named the Dog Trainer." Marinette started, "We were thinking about bringing some of you to for a test run but I'm glad we didn't Hawkmoth made sure this one was deadly."

"How come we didn't hear anything about it on the Ladyblog?" Rose questioned.

All heads whipped back to stare at Alya.

"I do have video and I was going to post it until Adrien got hurt."

"Awesome! Alix exclaimed, "Can we see it?"

Alya looked toward Adrien and Marinette for permission. They both consented.

She extracted her phone from her back pocket and hooked it up to the projector.

The first scenes were of Alya stalking the Dog Trainer, it got interesting once she was seen.

The class gasped once Ladybug was taken down by the dog only to be saved by Chat.

The film was garbage once Chat picked up Alya but they could tell once he's been bitten by the gut-wrenching yowl and the crunch of them hitting the ground.

The phone work was shaky until Alya was able to adjust it again to Chat Noir standing his ground with a pack of dogs in front of him.

Kim was the first one to notice his calf. "Holy shit! Do you even have a calf left?"

The others directed their attention towards the injury. Groans and gasps could be heard.

"Don't look Mylene." Ivan directed his girlfriend into his chest.

Alya held her hands up. "My bad, I forgot to tell yall viewer discretion is advised."

They all flinched again when the dogs clawed him and bit into his shoulder.

Alya stopped recording when Chat fell to the ground in pain after chucking his baton.

"I don't think I've seen you that angry before bro," Nino commented.

Adrien rolled his eyes. "I was just upset that I couldn't get to her to fight the Akuma, that's my job. When all of you are ready you will each of an assignment for when we face Akumas."

Alix clapped her hands together. "Alright, let's see the damage, strip Agreste."

"Oh my god..." He sighed but complied anyway. Marinette rolled up his jeans while he shed his two shirts.

"Not much to see, Marinette bandaged them last night after stitches."

Nino twisted his cap in his hands. "Is this something that we might have to get used to?"

Marinette sighed heavily. "I hope you guys know that being a hero isn't just about saving the day and being liked by a whole city. What we do is dangerous that can get us injured or even killed."

"But you guys won't have to worry about that stuff as the two of us will handle the very serious Akumas and we will always take the blows for you guys," Adrien said trying to lighten the mood somewhat.

Marinette rolled down his pant leg for him and double-checked the rest of the injuries.

"I think we can loose the chest one Kitty Cat, it looks healed enough."

She pulled back the gauze on his chest, to reveal four pink, jagged lines right in the middle of his chest. It also uncovered his tally marks.

"Cool tattoos Adrien," Juleka remarked.

"I agree, I didn't peg you as a tattoo guy," Rose acknowledged.

Nino pursed his lips. "When did you get those and why do you have two?"

"These aren't tattoos, it's a Chat Noir thing." He nodded his head to his chest.

"Destruction serves as a protector to the power of creation and sacrificing yourself is part of it."

Mylene looked worried. "You don't get hurt that often do you, Adrien?"

Marinette snorted. "In the beginning, he did, not so much anymore."

"You're doing great Adrikins, only getting hurt twice in three years."

He shook his head. "Chloe, these tally marks represent how many times I died."

Kim choked on his spit and Chloe let out the loudest gasp. Others had to physically take a step back to process this information.

"Y—you can't be serious Adrien." Nino stuttered.

"There's a myth that black cats have nine lives for a reason. Now outside the suit, I can't come back from the dead but if I'm Chat Noir I have nine tries to protect her." He gestures with his head to Marinette.

Kim placed his hands behind his head. "That's fucking insane."

Marinette rests her cheek on his shoulder, "Technically, he has 13 tries, as Ladybug I can take away four marks." She brushes her thumb over the marks to get them to illuminate green.

"Pretty." Rose gushes.

Chloe walks up to touch the marks and fails to get them to light up again. "Hey, what gives?"

"Only Ladybug can get them to do that because she's connected to me."

A knock on the door interrupts them. "Class, I need to get into the room to grade papers." Miss. Bustier orders.

Adrien hastily puts on his clothes. Marinette trots over to unlock the door. "Remember guys—"

"Miraculous stuff stays between us." The others recite on command.

The duo smiles at each other before opening the door.


I had this idea for a while as I really wanted to see other reactions to Adrien potentially dying. Also, I know it was a stretch for Adrien to own a Bugatti, let alone drive his own car with his dad making him have a bodyguard and everything but as soon as I heard that they named a car Bugatti Noir, I just knew he had to have it. I think it's a very Chat thing to do really.

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