Morning had come, and the mansion then stirred as they were getting ready for the day.
"Oh...morning already?", Mario asked drowsily as he sat up in his bed. The plumber had enjoyed what sleep he got, but found it to be fleeting as he now had to start work all over again.
"Unfortunately, it-a is...", Luigi said sadly as he also rose from his bed.
"I feel like this-a tournament just never knows when to stop.", Mario said as he put his head in his hands and shook his head.
"And I feel the same way with you. Shut up so I can sleep!", a new voice said as the plumbers groaned in agitation.
"Cloud, it's-a time to get up!", Mario said.
"No! Go away!", Cloud shouted back. Unfortunately for the two bros, since Mario and Peach's fight, Mario had looked for a room to stay at while Peach stayed in the room instead. Sadly, the only room opened to them was Cloud's since he had no roommate. To make matters worse, all three of them were heavy snorers which kept waking the others up during the night, thus why Mario enjoyed his sleep.
"We can't, Peach and Mario are-a still on bad terms.", Luigi replied.
"Then why don't you guys just go sleep on the couch in the living room!?", Cloud demanded.
"Because we want a nice bed.", Mario explained as Cloud griped in response.
"Then just put a barrier between you and Peach and let me enjoy my own room!", Cloud said.
"It's-a not that easy.", Mario said.
"Besides, I still have to find a new room to-a stay at! Link and Marth kicked me out of-a their room because they said I snored too loud!", Luigi yelled back.
"Shut up! I just want my room back to myself!", Cloud yelled.
"My, what a selfish swordsman!", Mario shouted.
"What a stupid plumber!", Cloud shot back.
"Want to-a go PlayStation boy!", Mario said as he held his fists out. Cloud then glared at the two before he stood up and readied his fists.
"Oh! It's so on now!", Cloud said as he and the bros jumped to the other and began fighting as a dust cloud then formed around them as names were called and punching noises were heard.
"At least I'm-a not a generic swordsman!", Mario cried out.
"At least I'm not fat!", Cloud shot back.
"Wake up you losers! It's time for another day of smash!", Crazy Hand yelled over the intercom. The dust cloud then settled down as the three heroes remained in their positions which included Luigi's fists in Cloud's face as Cloud's foot was in Mario's. Mario then gave a deep sigh as he removed the SOLDIER's foot from his face and set it on the ground as the other two got up and began to get dressed.
"There's got to be a way for-a this tournament to end!", Luigi said as he put his overalls on.
Worst part is-a that we jump right into the next one, no break!", Mario cried.
"Ugh...I already have a hard enough time here, now there's going to be new people to get used to!", Cloud complained.
"Tell us about it! We didn't start getting along until the-a end of the Brawl tournament!", Mario said.
"Man, the original and Melee tournaments are a wonder on-a how we survived each other.", Luigi then as he thought back on the previous tournaments.
"Well, let's-a just see if we can get by this-a tournament with relative ease!", Mario said as the three then finished changing and walked out of the room as they went down the hallway to the kitchen.
"And let's-a hope that there are no new villains!", Luigi said.
"Agreed!", Mario and Cloud said as the three continued their way to the kitchen.
*BEEP! BEEP!*
Oh my! I didn't know that Luigi had tought you well Mr. Game and Watch!", Peach exclaimed as Mr. Game and Watch gave a few beeps in approval. What Peach saw before her was a huge pile of waffles waiting to be rolled out for the smashers to eat for breakfast. At first Peach, did not know what to do since she was the only one in the kitchen since Shulk had stayed up late the previous night working on his Monado. But lo and behold, Mr. Game and Watch stepped in and helped her out in the breakfast making process. It turned out that he was a pretty fast at mixing and flipping the cooked waffles onto the plates for a guy that was flat as paper and two-dimensional. Peach then smiled as Mr. Game and Watch then took the breakfast cart and rolled it out into the kitchen.
"Breakfast is ready!", Peach said as a group of people then stood up and began to form a line for the food. She then looked over at the girls table and saw Palutena talking to Lucina and Zelda while Samus at the other side was petting Ivysaur as the grass-type Pokemon jumped onto his hind legs and rested against Samus's legs.
"Ivy!", he said as Samus scratched him underneath his chin.
"Aw! Does Ivysaur want some more?", Samus said as Ivysaur then nodded his head before Samus kissed him on top of his head. Suddenly, Pikachu was walking back with a pile of three waffles and a smile on his face that quickly disappeared as he looked and saw Ivysaur getting all the attention from Samus. Pikachu's jaw then dropped as did his waffles as he let them go before he glared at Ivysaur and stepped forward and hit the grass-type Pokemon's hind legs with his tail. Ivysaur then turned around and glared at the electric Pokemon before the two jumped at each other and began fighting as the girls laughed at the situation.
"Aw! It seems like you are very special to all the Pokemon Samus!", Palutena stated.
"Well, I guess I do have some charm!", Samus said as she twirled her hair and gave a wink to the goddess as Trainer Red walked by and looked at the two Pokemon wrestling before he sighed in grief.
"Oh come on! Ivysaur too! What is it with you and making bonds with Pokemon quickly!?", Red asked in annoyance as Samus chuckled in response.
"I don't know. Maybe I'm better at this.", she snickered as Red gave her a glare while the rest of the girls laughed at Samus's comment.
"Well, at least Charizard is loyal to me!", Red said as he looked at his fire-type Pokemon. However, Charizard looked at Samus for a second before stepping forward and nudging her with his head as Samus patted him on his head while Trainer Red's jaw then suddenly dropped. A few seconds passed before he digged into his pockets and threw his three Pokeballs at the bounty hunter while he turned around.
"Alright! I've had enough of this! You be their trainer now if they love you so much!", Red yelled as he stormed off away from them. After a few seconds, Charizard then pulled back his head and looked at Samus as she pulled out an apple and gave it to him.
"Good work buddy! Love the acting that you did there!", she said with a wink as Charizard winked back and began to eat his apple as the female smashers laughed in response.
"Oh Samus, you naughty girl!", Palutena laughed.
"You should apologize to Red later...after he gives you his Pokedex!", Zelda laughed as tears flowed to form in her eyes.
"You're such a bad girl Samus!", Peach said as Samus chuckled back.
"Oh, I know.", she said as the female smashers then bursted into laughter again. The kitchen door then opened up as Mario, Luigi, and Cloud walked through and went to a table near the waffles. Peach then quiclky turned her attention away and sighed in despair as the other female smashers raised their eyebrows at her.
"Hey Peach, what's the matter?", Zelda asked. Peach then quiclky glanced at Mario, then turned away as it looked as if he looked at her.
"Nothing. Everything is fine.", she said in a rushed tone. The rest of the female smashers then placed their heads in their hands and just sighed as Peach looked at them curiously.
"Uhh...what's the matter girls?", Peach asked.
"Peach, it doesn't take that much to see that you are lying.", Palutena said bluntly. Peach then widened her eyes before putting on a hurt look and scoffing at the goddess.
"HA! I find that funny Palutena! When have I ever 'lied'?, Peach asked in a snobbish tone.
"When you used to cheat on Mario...all the time...", Samus said. Peach then gasped and immediately put her hand over Samus's mouth before looking nervously at her husband.
"No! Don't say that! I don't want anymore trouble!", she whispered quietly so that only the other female smashers could hear her. However, the rest of the females looked at each other and nodded their heads as Peach gulped at what they were agreeing on.
"What? What is it?", Peach asked nervously.
"Peach, it's obviously Mario.", Palutena stated as Peach finally gave in and sighed before collasping back into her seat.
"Ugh...guess I couldn't hide that one...", she groaned.
"What's the matter between you two if you don't mind me asking?", Zelda asked, intrigued by the situation. Peach then looked up as sadness clearly was all over her eyes.
"It's what he doesn't want.", she said.
"What do you mean?", Palutena asked.
"Mario said that we weren't going to have any children.", Peach finally said. The rest of the female smashers gasped in shock as they heard the news.
"What!?", Zelda whispered.
"But...but doesn't he know how good a family would be?", Samus asked, shocked by the news revealed.
"No, he says that we have too much 'responsibilities' to do here and back at the Mushroom Kingdom when we return. He said that we have neither the patience nor the time to raise a child. Can you believe it!? How can he say that we have too much responsibilities!? Why doesn't he see that we can have a healthy relationship and have a family?", Peach said as she looked down at the table and pounded the it with her fist. She then felt a hand on her shoulder as she looked up and saw Palutena shaking her head at her.
"Peach, I know how you feel, but I think it's more than that.", Palutena suggested. Peach then sighed in response before resting her chin on her head.
"I know...you're probably right...but still!", Peach began, but Zelda shook her finger as Peach then stopped.
"No Peach, you probably don't know why Mario says no. I feel that he is trying to protect you.", Zelda said.
"But I don't need protection!", Peach said.
"Uh...how many times has Bowser kidnapped you? Because I'm pretty sure that it has been a lot.", Samus stated.
"Yeah, and isn't Bowser still trying to force you to love him?", Zelda asked. Peach then lowered her head as the facts kept making her realize how wrong she was.
"Well...yes...", Peach said in defeat.
"I also think he's trying to make sure you don't go through any pain.", Palutena said as she looked at the plumber and rubbed her chin in an intrigued manner. Peach then raised an eyebrow in confusion as she looked at the goddess.
"Huh? What makes you say that?", Peach asked.
"Well...I think that he doesn't want you to go through the pain of childbirth. I've heard that it is one of the most painful experiences that anyone could go through. It's also possible that you could die.", Palutena said. Peach then widened her eyes in horror as she scooted back in her seat.
"Do...do you think...I will die?", Peach asked. Palutena then looked up before waving her hands and shaking her head.
"Oh! Sorry Peach! I didn't mean to scare you! That's happened in the past due to a limited medical knowledge, now childbirth has few risks.", Palutena explained as Peach then took a deep breath and sighed in relief.
"PHEW! Startled me there for a second!", Peach said.
"Well, what do you want to do about Mario?", Zelda asked as Peach looked at her husband before looking back at her friends.
"Sorry, but I think that we better let each other cool down before we discuss our problems to each other.", Peach suggested as the rest of the female smashers nodded their heads.
"I think that's a good idea Peach. I know Mario would probably appreciate that decision, I know that Link and Fox wouldn't be able to survive a day without their girls!", Palutena snickered as Zelda and Samus snickered along. Peach then laughed before a lightbulb went off in her head.
"Hey, why don't we do a girls sleepover in the living room? It would be a great way to escape our worries!", Peach suggested.
"Ooh! I know what I would bring!", Palutena said as she smiled at the thought.
"A sleepover!? That's wonderful Peach! I'll tell everyone else!", Zelda said. Peach then looked at Samus, who had an uncomfortable look on her face. Peach then frowned as she saw the bounty hunter's disapproval.
"What is it Samus?", Peach asked. Samus then looked at the girls before shaking her head in disagreement.
"Uh...I don't know girls...I don't do these sorts of things...", she said. The rest of the female smashers then gasped at Samus's statement.
"WHAT!? Samus, you are going to join us in this amazing sleepover! No 'if's', 'or's', 'but's' about it!", Peach stated.
"Listen Peach, I don't...", Samus started.
"Excuse me, did I hear something about a girls sleepover?", a British voice then asked as the female smashers looked behind them and saw Bayonetta, Robyn, Kamui, Lucina, Wii Fit Trainer, and Jigglypuff standing there. Lucina, Robyn, and Kamui then looked at each other and hugged each other girlishly as they squealed happily while Bayonetta gave an approved nod.
"Oh yes! This will be fun!", Bayonetta said as the rest of the female smashers excluding Samus agreed. Samus then turned around and stared at the ground as the others cheered.
"Oh come on Bayonetta! I thought you were as cool as I am!", Samus said. Bayonetta then chuckled as she put her hand on the hunter's shoulder, which was her blue zero-suit.
"Yes, but this will be exciting! Come on Samus!", Bayonetta said as the other female smashers cheered her on. Samus then looked at them before looking up at Bayonetta and giving a small smile of approval.
"You know what, I guess I can try something new...", she said as the other female smashers cheered in response.
"That's our girl!", Bayonetta said as Samus chuckled in response.
"Yeah yeah, go get your food!", she laughed as the witch and Robyn, Lucina, Kamui, Wii Fit Trainer, and Jigglypuff then walked away with smile on their faces. Suddenly, Samus felt a tap on her shoulder as she turned around and saw Fox standing beside her with a smile on his face as she returned a smile back.
"Hey Fox, how are you doing?", she asked.
"Great babe! You know, we should really have a date tonight. We could watch a movie in my room on the couch...close together.", he said with a hint of optimism in his voice on the last part. Samus then giggled in response.
"I'm sorry, but I already promised to do something else tonight.", she said. She then giggled as Fox's smile then went away completely before he turned around and glared at Pikachu, who was still wrestling Ivusaur.
"That cursed mouse! Why do you always have to spend time with him!?", Fox shouted. Samus then giggled as Fox gave her a puzzled look.
"Sorry, but I'm actually going to a girls sleepover tonight in the living room.", Samus explained as Fox's eyes widened in response.
"But...what!? Don't you want to spend your time with me!? Don't you like my fur? Or how I kiss you? Or snuggling up with me?", Fox asked flabbergasted. Samus couldn't help but laugh as Fox began to pout and look away.
"I'm sorry, but a promise is a promise.", Samus said.
"So that's why you never make promises with me...", he said in a hushed voice as the female smashers laughed at him. Samus then stopped her laughter and kissed Fox on the cheek, which made him purr in response.
"Tell you what, I promise that we will have a date night soon, just that it will be at my room.", she said.
"Well, your couch is more comfortable...and wider.", Fox said in response.
"Thank you.", Samus said before giving the pilot a hug. Suddenly, Pikachu and Ivysaur then stopped wrestling and looked at the alien vulpine before a fire built up in their eyes.
"Pika...", Pikachu said venomously.
"Saur...", Ivysaur agreed.
"Squirtle...", Squirtle suddenly jumped in as the three then leaped at Fox and tackled him down as he glared at them.
"OH GREAT! A POKEMON BATTLE!", he yelled before he began fighting against the three as the female smashers laughed at the situation.
"Aw, poor Fox can't catch a break!", Peach teased.
"No moment with Samus for him!", Palutena said as the others laughed along. All of a sudden, Falco came running into the room with his cellphone pressed up against his face as he immediately grabbed a waffle before putting into his pant pocket while he struggled to put his coat on.
"ARE YOU ALRIGHT!? PLEASE TELL WHAT YOU NEED, I'LL GET IT!", Falco yelled as he finally put his coat on.
"Uh oh! I'm coming Falco!", Fox said as he pushed all if the Pokemon off if him and raced over to his friend.
"OKAY! GOT IT! SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT! BYE!", Falco said before hanging up and Fox came up to him.
"Hey Falco, what's wrong?", Fox asked as he placed his hand on Falco's shoulder. Falco then turned around as he had a nervously look on his face.
"It's Katt! She needs me right now!", Falco said as Fox widen his eyes in response.
"Oh uh! What does she need?", Fox asked.
"Just a couple of grocery items. I'll pick them up on the way to her.", Falco said.
"Hey, let me help you!", Fox said as he extended his hand. However, Falco shook his head as he pushed Fox's hand back.
"Thanks Fox, but I already have help.", Falco said as Fox raised an eyebrow.
"Who?", Fox asked as Falco pointed behind Fox as Fox turned around and saw Captain Falcon with a smile on his face.
"Don't worry Fox, I've got Falco's back!", Captain Falcon said with a smirk.
"Thanks Falcon, you've been a great help for me over these past months!", Falco said as Captain Falcon shook his head in response.
"No, you've been a good friend to me!", Captain Falcon responded.
"No, you've been the good friend!", Falco said with a smile as Captain Falcon smiled back.
"Thanks! I do try to do the best for my friends here!", Captain Falcon said.
"Thank you for doing so, now let's go before Katt kills me!", Falco shouted as he rushed towards the garage.
"Hey! Did you grab a waffle for me?", Captain Falcon yelled as he ran after Falco into the garage. After a few seconds, a loud noise was heard as everyone looked out the window and saw Captain Falcon's Blue Falcon race off into the distance and towards the city. The smashers then looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Man, and to think that those two used to be rivals in some ways!", Zelda said.
"I-a guess that they got over it, as have we!", Mario said as he motioned around the room. However, the villain smashers then sneered at the plumber as everyone glared at them.
"HAH! You couldn't be more wrong Mario!", Mewtwo yelled as he munched on a waffle.
"What makes you think that we get along!?", King Dedede mocked.
"Yeah! Just because Captain Falcon is helping him, doen't mean that they are friends!", Bowser said.
"Yes! I cannot see this 'friendship' that Captain Falcon stands up for to be an actual thing! It is just a false idealogy!", Ganondorf stated. However, the hero smashers then glared at them.
"A false idea? What happened Ganondorf, somebody made you upset or didn't do something your way?", Shulk said in a babyish voice as everyone laughed along while the Gerudo turned red in embarrassment before glaring at Shulk.
"NO! That is none of your business!", Ganondorf yelled before he turned away.
"Aw, nobody obeyed Ganondorf!", Fox snickered as the Gerudo gritted his teeth.
"No! Ganondorf is right! This 'friendship' is only here because you need it to stand a chance against us!", Mewtwo exclaimed as the rest of the villain smashers cheered along.
"You tell them!", Wario said.
"Then tell me Mewtwo, what is different from your group?", Palutena asked. The villain smashers then looked at each other as they then began to think of something to say back.
"Well... you see...uh...shut up!", Bowser yelled before slamming his fist onto the table.
"It's just an organization! We just hang out because we know that we belong with each other!", Wolf snarled.
"Yeah! We don't want to associate with you 'heroes'!", King Dedede said.
"Then you all are truly selfish...", Meta Knight said as the villain smashers then glared at him.
"Whatever blueberry, just leave us alone!", Dark Pit said as the villain smashers then focused their attention on each other, murmuring about how the hero smashers were about friendship. The hero smashers in response shook their heads before returning back to their conversations.
"Well, at least we have each other!", Fox said as Mario, Luigi, Cloud, and Shulk nodded their heads in approval.
"Yeah! We have each other to-a fight back against evil!", Luigi commented.
"If you-a guys didn't help, I may have never married Peach!", Mario complimented as the others closed their eyes and simply waved their hands in disapproval.
"No no Mario, no need to thank us for our heroic and amazing help. You can just cheer instead!", Shulk joked as everyone else snickered.
"My my, aren't you conceited Shulk?", Cloud asked in a joking tone. Shulk then grinned naughtly as he made a pose.
"Conceited? I don't know what you're talking about! Now sculpt a statue of my greatness right now!", Shulk said as the group laughed in response, tears coming out of their eyes. Mario then wiped the tears away before he looked and saw Peach talking to the female smashers, his grin then slowly slid away as he sighed sadly.
"Oh man, I was-a hoping that Peach would be-a ready to talk with me...", Mario said in a disappointed tone. Fox then looked over at the female smashers table as his smile fell away while his ears laid flat in despair.
"Yeah, I wanted to have a date night with Samus, but she is apparently having a girl's sleepover night with the others...", Fox said with a defeated tone.
"Wait, a girl's sleepover?", Cloud asked as he, Luigi, and Shulk raised an eyebrow in as their curiosities were piqued.
"Yep. They plan to have it in the living room. Such a shame, the only good thing that comes from this is that Pikachu won't be with her tonight.", Fox said as a little smirk crept on his face as he looked at Pikachu, who had gone back to fighting Ivysaur as the two Pokemon stood up on their hind legs and wrestled against each other with their two front ones. Squirtle had left and went over to Charizard, leaving the two to duke it out.
"Uh oh, I hope they asked Master Hand about this.", Shulk said. Suddenly, the hand himself then entered the room as he floated over towards the beverage table to get himself a cup of coffee. The female smashers then looked at each other before Peach stood up and scooched her feet nervously as Master Hand was preparing his coffee. Master Hand then turned around and saw the princess slowly walking towards him as he waved at her.
"Well, good morning Peach! How are you doing?", Master Hand asked. Peach then gulped nervously as Master Hand then raised a finger in confusion.
"Um...good.", Peach said hastily.
"Uh...is there something you want Peach? I can tell when you want me to do something.", Master Hand stated. Peach then bit her lip as she closed her eyes and lowered her head.
"I was wondering if...THE GIRLS AND I COULD HAVE A SLEEPOVER TONIGHT!", Peach suddenly bursted out. The room remianed quiet as the others turned their attention to the princess and the creator of the tournament. Moments passed by before Master Hand made his answer.
"Uh...yes...you didn't have to ask me though. You have to talk to your fellow female smashers and decide which room to have...", Master Hand started before Peach bit her lip again.
"Oh...uh...I meant to ask if we could have it in the living room?", she asked. Master Hand then stopped speaking and stared at her for a few seconds before pointing at her.
"NOW SEE HERE! YOU JUST CAN'T ASK ME TO BORROW ONE OUR OF MAIN ROOMS TONIGHT FOR A CRUMMY SLEEPOVER AS YOU GIRLS STAY UP LATE, GIGGLE LOUDLY LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK, AND KEEP US MALES UP ALL NIGHT! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT OUR LIVING ROOM IS!?", Master Hand suddenly shouted as Peach widened her eyes in fear.
"Uh...no...", she stammered. Master Hand then looked back a certain way before floating beside the princess and pointing a finger at the children smashers' table.
"Do you have idea what happens when the Nintendo Switch is taken away from them? They go on a rampage worse than any monster movie that you know!", Master Hand whispered as the children smashers then looked at each other before shrugging their shoulders.
"Do you guys have any idea what he is saying?", Toon Link asked the others.
"Probably about the ice cream last night. It was a good thing that he and Mario came in enough time to take care of Bowser Jr. for me and knock him out, that brat nearly took my ice cream!", Ness said angrily as he remembered the previous night before slamming his fist onto the table.
"Whoa Ness! Calm down!", Popo advised.
"Yeah! We don't want another Giygas incident!", Nana said as Ness groaned in response before he lowered his head and recalled the moments that happened during that time.
"Ugh...did you have to bring that up? It's been like...four months since!", Ness said as he counted his fingers.
"Well, it was an interesting time.", Villager said.
"Yeah...but that brings back bad memories!", Ness said.
"But look at what happened in the end, you won! Besides, you taught us that we should always try to help our friend, not push them away!", Toon Link encouraged as Ness looked at him and gave him a small smile.
"Well...it came at the cost of my sanity nearly being broken, but we won!", Ness said as he stook out his hand as Toon Link shook it while they other children smashers cheered on.
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that you weren't the one who beat Giygas, but you'll never convince me that we helped!", Toon Link said with a smirk on his face.
"And you'll never convince me that you didn't help me survive to the end!", Ness said. Ness then turned his head towards Lucas before a memory went came back to him.
"Oh! Lucas, what's your story about your family? I've always wanted to know.", Ness asked. However, Lucas's smile then faded away as he turned around and looked away from his group of friends.
"Trust me guys, you wouldn't want to know; neither will I tell you.", Lucas said. The children smashers then looked at each other before they stood up and surrounded the boy as Lucas looked up at them, his face now filled with sorrow and grief. Ness then put his hand on Lucas's shoulder while offering him a warm, but small smile.
"Hey man, if you don't feel comfortable telling us about it right now, don't. No one is forcing you to tell your story.", Ness said. Lucas then gave a weak smile as a few sniffs could be heard.
"Really? You mean it?", Lucas asked.
"Yeah, just as many times we describe the villains here, like how Dedede is fat!", Toon Link laughed as the other children smashers laughed along while Master Hand and Peach watched; the latter confused at the action going on in front of her.
"Uh...Master Hand...why are you watching them? You just became quiet and watched them.", Peach asked as Master Hand began to quiver a little.
"Oh man, what are they planning to do to me? They're all huddled up and planning my demise!", Master Hand said fearfully. Peach then raised an eyebrow in confusion as she looked at the cowardly hand.
"What!? What makes you think that they are plotting against you!?", she asked.
"Ever had a bunch of savages come together whee you are the subject of their matter?", Master Hand asked.
"I thought you were afraid of Samus, Bayonettas, and Tifa hanging out tog...MPPH!", Peach exclaimed as Master Hand quickly covered her mouth with his...uh...hand.
"SHH! DON'T MENTION THAT TRIO TO ME! NO LIVING BEING WANTS TO CROSS PATHS WITH THEM WHEN THEY ARE TOGETHER!", Master Hand whispered again, only this time much louder. After a few seconds, he removed his...hand...away from Peach's mouth as she looked at then and for a it before regaining her composure.
"Well, may we have a sleepover in the living room tonight?", she asked as Master Hand thought on it before he groaned in response.
"FINE! JUST DON'T RUIN ANYTHING!", he exclaimed as Peach and most of the girls besides Samus cheered on and pumped their fists into the air.
"ALRIGHT! THANK YOU MASTER HAND!", Robyn shouted joyfully.
"WE'LL BAKE YOU COOKIES FOR THIS!", Palutena yelled in excitement.
"I'd rather not have any of your cookies Palutena...", Master Hand whispered to himself as the female smashers continued cheering. He then cleared his throat as the girls settled down and listened to him.
"Now, before we start our new tournament, we need to have some medical check ups. Today, I would like everyone to visit Dr. Mario's office as he checks your health today.", Master Hand stated. The room then became quiet as everyone stared at Master Hand with a worried look on their faces. Nana then raised her hand as Master Hand noticed her.
"Uh...Master Hand...will we have to be given some shots?", she asked nervously as evident by her quivering in her seat.
"Unfortunately for you, yes. Everyone will take a medical shot when they visit Dr. Mario.", Master Hand said. The children smashers then huddled together as they began to shake in fear.
"NO! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A SHOT! THEY'RE PAINFUL!", Toon Link cried.
"PLEASE DON'T MAKE US HAVE ONE!", Lucas begged as he fell to his knees and held his hands together while crying his tears out.
"Children! It'll be alright! Dr. Mario can help me reassure you.", Master Hand said as he motioned towards the door as Mario's clone then walked through and nodded his head.
"It is-a okay, the shots won't-a hurt a bit! I-a promise!", Dr. Mario said as he placed his hand over his heart. The children smashers then looked at him for a few moments before they broke up and went back to their breakfast. Dr. Mario then returned to his business as he grabbed an apple and a cup of coffee before leaving the room.
"I'll-a see you all later!", he called out before heading back down the hallway to his office again. Master Hand then turned around and nodded his...uh...body...before he too exited the room.
"Now, make sure you guys visit him today on your off time, we have a busy schedule today and I have a ton of paperwork to do!", he said as he took off, leaving the room to return to their discussion...and wrestling since Pikachu and Ivysaur returned immediately to that.
"A medical checkup? I haven't had-a one of those for a while.", Mario said as he scratched underneath his chin, recalling his last appointment.
"Uh oh...shots...", Luigi said as he began to kneel down and covered his head with his cap.
"Luigi, there's nothing wrong with a shot.", Shulk said, but Luigi shook his head in disapproval.
"No! Shots are-a the worst! I don't-a want to take one!", Luigi said as he continued to quiver in fear.
"It's-a okay Luigi, I'll go with you right now if you want to-a get it over with.", Mario said as he patted his brother's back. Luigi then looked at his elder brother and forced a smile to come up as he did his best to stop shaking.
"Uh...thanks bro! I...do... don't-a know what I would do without you...", Luigi said in between his shaking.
"And I wouldn't-a know what to do without you, brother.", Mario said as the two brothers then exited the dining room and went to Dr. Mario's office.
"Poor Luigi, he's still in his brother's shadow after all these years.", Fox said as he shook his head.
"Guess there's somethings that never change.", Shulk stated.
"Come on, let's get some breakfast.", Cloud said as the three went to get their food. However, just as they were getting their waffles, a loud crash was heard at one of the tables.
"IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY WAFFLES, I'LL CLOBBER YOU!", King Dedede shouted from the villain's table. Mewtwo then pushed the penguin in the face as Dedede fell back into his seat.
"SHUT UP DEDEDE! WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO BE TALKING ABOUT!", the psychic Pokemon yelled.
"Oh, you do believe in comradeship!", Fox yelled back in a teasing tone.
"SHUT UP MCCLOUD!", Wolf shot back as the villains returned back to their conversation.
"BAH! I've had enough of their 'friendship'! It's driving me crazy!", Bowser said as he munched onto his waffle.
"Yet you want a relationship with Peach?", Palutena asked.
"I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!", King Dedede shouted.
"These heroes are annoying!", Mewtwo said as drank from his coffee cup.
"Indeed! Why do they believe that they can help each other out!? It never worked with us!", Ganondorf said.
"Let's forget what they have to say! We need the energy today so that we can finish them!", Wolf growled as he tore into his waffles.
"I for one have to agree with Wolf! Ain't no good fighting on an empty stomach!", King Dedede said as he began filling his mouth with waffles from his large stack of them on his plate.
"Let's trash those maggots daddy!", Bowser Jr. said as he jumped up and down in his seat. Bowser then gave his son an evil smirk as he bit into another of his waffles.
"YES! LET THEM SEE THAT THEY ARE WEAK AND THAT PEACH NEEDS ME!", he said as he glanced ate her before returning to his food. However, Kamui noticed the Koopa's stare and gagged in disgust.
"Bowser was looking at you again.", Kamui warned as she took a sip from her orange juice as Peach facepalmed herself before rubbing her temple.
"Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, why don't you give up?", she asked herself as the other female smashers sighed along with her.
"We're so sorry for you Peach. At least Link gives me a loving stare.", Zelda said.
"Same with me since Fox always gives me the same.", Samus said as she looked down and saw Pikachu and Ivysaur still wrestling with their arms locked against the others' as Samus giggled.
"And Pikachu too...", she said with a slight laugh as Pikachu and Ivysaur glared at each other. Pikachu then smirked as he noticed Ivysaur's hind legs before drawing his leg back and kicking Ivysaur in the shin. Unfortunately for Pikachu, Ivysaur had the same idea and kicked Pikachu in the shin with his other foot at the same time. The two Pokemon then clenched in pain as they rolled into their backs and grabbed their foot while rolling around and whining. The female smashers couldn't help but giggle madly as they saw the two Pokemon roll around. Samus then stood up and picked up Pikachu while Zelda grabbed Ivysaur and took him over to Trainer Red.
"Here, he's better off with you rather than with Samus and still fighting Pikachu.", Zelda said.
"Thanks Zelda! I need to go and get everyone checked up on anyways, so you made my job easier!", Red said.
"No worries, we should get going now.", Zelda said as she was returning to the female smashers table when the intercom then came on.
"I forgot to mention, grocery shopping will be done by Ganondorf today.", Master Hand said over the intercom. Everyone's faces then turned pale as they looked around and saw the Gerudo's face turn red.
"WHAT!?", he yelled.
"Oh! And be sure to pick up some wine while you're out!", Crazy Hand said over the intercom.
"CRAZY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!", Master Hand yelled before a tumble was heard as the intercom suddenly cut off. A few seconds passed before the smashers exited the dining room.
"Sorry Ganondorf, but there's nothing I can do.", Wolf said as he quickly left the dining room.
"Have-a fun!", Wario said irritatedly as the villain smashers left the room, leaving Ganondorf the only one left in the dining room. However, as soon as everyone left, an evil smile spread across Ganondorf's face as he looked outside the window.
"PERFECT! This gives me time to stop by and see how Giygas is doing!", Ganondorf thought to himself as he got up from his seat and went over towards the garage before entering a train car and pulling out to go into the city.
"Again, thanks for your help! I don't know what I would do if you weren't here!", Falco said as he and Captain Falcon went down another aisle. The two were at one of the stores that the smashers usually shopped at and were getting a couple of items before heading out to Corneria and visiting Katt. The two then walked down the dairy aisle as they looked at the ice cream selections, which Katt told Falco to do before he came over.
"What do you mean? Wouldn't have you asked Fox to help you out?", Captain Falcon asked, confused by Falco's statement.
"Well, he is pretty busy with Smash and all that stuff, he is one of the original smashers.", Falco said.
"But so am I.", Captain Falcon said as he put his hand on his chest.
"Yeah, but I think that he always has something else to do. You and I, and mostly everyone else, usually don't have anything else other than Smash.", Falco explained. Captain Falcon then scratched underneath his chin as he thought about it before smiling and nodding his head.
"Yeah, I guess I can see it that way. Still, I think we all do something other than just Smash.", Captain Falcon said.
"Eh, usually complain about our game's reviews or lack of games.", Falco said. Captain Falcon then groaned in response before lowering his head as Falco facepalmed himself in embarrassment.
"Oh! So sorry! I forgot that you haven't had a game in a while.", Falco apologized.
"Thanks for reminding me...", Captain Falcon grumbled as he looked at the different ice creams. Falco then scratched the back of his head as he chuckled nervously.
"Still, must suck huh? I remember not having a game for the longest time, and the latest one sucked horribly.", he said. Captain Falcon then turned his head around and gave a chuckle in response.
"Well, at least that's an upside for not having any games!", he said with a smirk.
"Hey! I'll have you know that Star Fox is still popular!", Falco said as he pointed at the racer.
"When it was still on the Nintendo 64!", Captain Falcon laughed as Falco cringed at first before giving a slight chuckle.
"Well, that is true...", he said.
"Guess we're both the same peas in the same pod!", Captain Falcon said as the two chuckled.
"Yeah. It is funny though, we are good friends; yet, we were the worst rivals at first. It's strange, don't you think Douglas?", Falco asked as Captain Falcon shrugged his shoulders.
"It is weird, but I guess things change over time. Look at Mario and Link, they were the worst of enemies during the first two tournaments and became best friends halfway during the third tournament. And Fox and Samus, they used to hate each other, now they can't be separated from the other. I guess you could say that we are the same.", Captain Falcon said.
"Hmm, I never really thought about it like that before.", Falco said.
"Yeah, but have you thought about joining the F-Zero races? You would be one of the best!", Captain Falcon said with a smirk on his face as Falco chuckled in response.
"Really? You're still trying to make me join that pathetic race tournament? I could win even with my eyes closed and hands tied behind my back!", Falco laughed as Captain Falcon gave him a competitive look.
"Oh? Is that so? We'll just have to settle this in a race when we get back to the mansion!", he said as he pointed at the avian.
"Heh heh! Watch me win that race!", Falco said with a competitive smirk. Suddenly, Falco's phone went off as Falco picked it up and placed it against his head.
"Hello?", Falco asked.
"FALCO! WHERE ARE YOU!? I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW!", a voice from the other side suddenly yelled which was recognized as Katt's. The two space pilots then jumped up in fear as Falco grabbed a carton of ice cream before the two rushed to the check out line.
"OH! SORRY! I'M ON MY WAY! SEE YOU IN A BIT! BYE!", Falco yelled as he turned his phone off and groaned in response.
"Ugh...nine months pregnant and cravings, not a good combination.", he said as the two rushed to the check out.
"Next-a please.", Dr. Mario asked as Link came out of the office and smiled at the rest of the group.
"Don't worry guys, it'll be all over in a minute!", he said as the children smashers entered the office as Dr. Mario closed the door behind them as everyone remained in their seats. Pikachu was sitting in Samus's lap and was shivering in fear as he dreaded his turn. He had seen everyone else so far go by and say that it was fine, but the mouse still feared the needle. Across from them, Mario and Luigi were leaving the room and both had a smile on their face.
"See? That wasn't-a so bad, was-a it Luigi?", Mario asked.
"No! It was-a actually fine!", Luigi said as the two bros then noticed Master Hand coming into the room.
"Ah! I see that you two have taken your shots! How excellent!", Master Hand praised the brothers.
"Uh...Master Hand... I have a question...", Mario asked.
"Hmm? What is it Mario?", Master Hand asked.
"I was-a wondering...could I help-a you with your paperwork?", Mario asked. Master Hand remained quiet for a few seconds before coughing his throat.
"Uh...it's not as easy as you may think...paperwork can cause a lot of stress...", Master Hand said with a hint of disapproval in his voice. However, the plumber did not sway as he shook his head in response.
"No! It's-a okay! I'll help! Just let me-a do it!", Mario pestered. After thinking about it for a few more seconds, Master Hand finally caved in and nodded his...uh...body.
"Okay, we'll begin tonight. Just be prepared.", Master Hand said as Mario winked and gave a thumbs up.
"YES! LET'S-A GO!", he said cheerfully as Master Hand floated away.
"Good grief...", he sighed everyone watched him go away.
"OW!"
"HELP!"
OUCHIE!"
"AAAAHHHH!"
Pikachu then turned around and began to quiver more as he heard the children smashers from the other side of the office receive their shots. He then tried to jump out of Samus's arms, but she kept a tight hold on him as she brought him back to her lap.
"It's okay Pikachu, don't be scared.", she said comfortably, but to no avail as Pikachu began to whine in fear.
"Aw, is the wittle Pikachu scared of a tiny shot?", Fox teased in a baby voice as Pikachu shot a glare at him. Suddenly, Dr. Mario's office door then opened as the children smashers then walked out not only with a bandage on each of their arms, but also a lollipop in their satisfied mouths.
"Thanks Dr. Mario!", Ness called back as the children smashers walked out of the office and went down the hallway.
"Next.", Dr. Mario said as he looked at the three patients in the waiting room. Fox and Samus then stood up as Pikachu squirmed in her arms, but failed to escape. The three then walked into the office and sat on the examining table as Dr. Mario walked over to his counter and pulled out three shots. Pikachu's eyes widened in fear as he squeezed Samus's arms and hid behind them.
"It's okay Pikachu, I'll show you.", Samus said as Dr. Mario came up to her. However, the clone then stopped as he studied her suit with his eyes and gave a nervous laugh.
"Uhh...I need to-a take your shot from your arm...but...", he said as Samus stopped him in mid-sentence.
"Oh! It's okay! I wear a bra underneath!", she said as she unzipped the back of her zero suit and brought her left arm out for the shot.
"I'm glad that you were concerned though. That must have been embarrassing for you to ask.", Samus stated.
"Eh...not really that...more-a like your boyfriend and Pokemon pal.", Dr. Mario explained.
"I have no idea what you're talking about.", Fox said as he placed the vase back down on the computer shelf.
"Pika!", Pikachu said as he pulled his already static tail away from Dr. Mario's arm. Dr. Mario then rolled his eyes as he gave Samus her shot. Fox then winced as he saw Samus's blood go up the tube and into a container before Dr. Mario pulled the needle out and patted the puncture spot with a bandage.
"All done!", the doctor said as he took the container and put it into a machine before typing away on his computer for something. Samus then looked at Fox and noticed his changed behavior before putting her hand on top of his.
"Hey, what's wrong?", she asked as Fox gave her a saddened look.
"It's nothing...it's just...I don't ever want to see you lose blood...or get hurt...or...", he began to say before Samus placed a finger over his lips. She then pulled away as Fox sat up and listened to her.
"It's okay Fox, I won't be able to always not get hurt, it happens all the time. Don't try to make me do something I can't do forever.", she said as Fox's ears laid down in sadness.
"Okay...", he complied.
"Thank you!", she said before she leaned in and kissed him on the cheek. Fox then smiled back before noticing Pikachu and sticking his tongue out at him.
"Sorry pest, she's mine!", he said as Pikachu grumbled some remarks. Dr. Mario then stood up from his computer and grabbed another shot before heading over to Pikachu and grabbing the mouse's right paw.
"Okay, this may-a hurt a bit, but don't get scared.", Dr. Mario said as he inserted the needle into Pikachu's paw. Pikachu then widened his eyes in pain before closing them and screaming at the top of his lungs.
"PIKA! PIKACHU!", Pikachu began to cry as tears rolled down his face before Dr. Mario pulled the needle out and placed a bandage over the mouse's puncture mark.
"Aw, Pikachu, it's alright!", Samus said as Pikachu looked away and held onto his paw while continuing to cry.
"Pika! Pika!", Pikachu cried as a couple of tears fell down from his eyes. Samus then picked him up before wiping away his tears as she gave him a sympathetic look.
"It's okay Pikachu, I'll be here for you.", she said as she kissed him on the top of his head. Pikachu then gave her a saddened look before slowly nodding his head.
"Pikachu...", he said as Fox laughed at him.
"HA! What a baby! Can't handle a little shot?", Fox teased as Pikachu glared at him while Fox rolled up his sleeve as Dr. Mario came back.
"Alrighty! Just-a one more...", Dr. Mario said as he began to give the final shot. However, Fox widened his eyes in pain and immediately jumped back.
"OUCH! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME!? KEEP THAT NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME!", Fox yelled as he pointed at Dr. Mario, who had an unimpressed expression on his face.
"Fox, I-a barely scraped your skin.", Dr. Mario stated. Fox then turned red in embarrassment as Samus and Pikachu then snickered quietly to themselves. Dr. Mario then took a step forward as he held the needle up.
"Now come-a here.", Dr. Mario said. However, Fox drew back and ran over to the office door.
"You'll never come near me!", he yelled as he grabbed the door handle and began to turn it. However, the door was locked as Fox did his best to turn it.
"Come on! Come on!", he said to himself as he turned his head around and saw Dr. Mario walking towards him. Fox's eyes grew in fear as he did his best to open the door.
"NO! STAY AWAY FFOM ME! NO! NOOOOO!"
"So, anything that I should know about our new 'allies'?"
"Yes, there is much to share.", Ganondorf said with a wicked smile on his face. He had just finished shopping and was heading back to the mansion, but then used his time to stop in and check up on Giygas. The Universal Cosmic Destroyer was pleased to see him and was eager to find out more about the other villain smashers. Giygas then pushed a button on his keyboard as the huge computer screen on the wall then showed Bowser in all of his terror.
"So, what do I need to know about the Koopa?", Giygas asked.
"He is the strongest of our group and one of the strongest in the mansion. He has deadly magic and an army to work with. But he is also very stupid. He ranks number two in our group.", Ganondorf explained. Giygas then pressed another button showing Bowser Jr.
"And him?", Giygas asked. Ganondorf then snorted in response.
"Him? He is ranked eigth on our list, the lowest of us all. He is useless, whiny, pathetically weak, incredibly stupid, and has an ego even bigger than Bowser.", Ganondorf said.
"Okay, how about Mewtwo?", Giygas asked.
"Very intelligent, pretty powerful, and his telekinesis is very deadly. However, he has the biggest ego of us all. He believes that he is supreme and that he is the ultimate being. He ranks number three.", Ganondorf said.
"Anything else I should know about the others?", Giygas asked.
"Dark Pit is overall good, but is just an emo. Wario is our second strongest, but like Bowser, lacks in intelligence. Wolf is very clever and cruel, but is our second weakest and can be easily defeated. King Dedede is just pathetic overall, he is our second lowest due to his stupidity, laziness, cowardness, and ego.", Ganondorf said. Giygas then scratched his chin as he looked at the different villain smashers.
"Hmm, it seems that most of them have an ego problem.", Giygas stated.
"Unfortunately, yes. However, that won't be much of a problem when we set our plan into action. By the way, how's it going?", Ganondorf asked, eager to find out if his plan was flowing smoothly.
"Unfortunately, I'm not good at building it. We need more people to build it efficiently and correctly. That's why I need to see the others very soon.", Giygas explained. Ganondorf then rubbed his beard for a little bit before nodding his head.
"Understood, I need to head back anyway before they get suspicious.", Ganondorf said.
"Thanks, with knowing how to deal with the others and getting other people's help, we should be able to get this plan moving.", Giygas said with a smirk as he began typing away on his computer. Ganondorf then smiled evilly as he began to leave the room.
"Oh, believe me, that's all I want to hear!", he said as the two laughed evilly before the Gerudo left the building and made his way back to the mansion.
"OH, DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!"
"BUT KATT, I DID RUSH OVER HERE AS FAST AS I COULD!"
Captain Falcon couldn't help but hold onto his mouth as he tried to stop himself from laughing like a mad man. The two had taken a teleporter and came into Corneria as they stopped by Katt's place. Captain Falcon remained outside of the house and by his Blue Falcon as the Cornerian residents walking by gave him raised eyebrows as they were not quite used to humans in their world. However, Captain Falcon did not mind it as he simply waved at them whenever they went by. He still was a bit cautious though, he rembered how the smashers were attacked a while back when they had a beach party nearly a year ago when Fox and Samus began dating. He didn't hold a grudge, however, against the city. He understood it took time to get used to reaching out to other worlds. Still, it didn't help that they were attacked though. Thankfully, the racer was pulled out of these thoughts as he heard more shouting coming from inside the house as he snickered to himself at Falco's misery.
"YOU WEREN'T HERE FAST ENOUGH! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO CARRY A BABY IN YOUR BODY FOR NINE MONTHS!?", Katt yelled.
"NO! BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT THAT YOU MADE A HUGE DEAL ABOUT GETTING ICE CREAM FOR YOU! ICE CREAM!", Falco yelled back.
"I CAN BARELY MOVE WITHOUT EXPERIENCING PAIN! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU THAT I'M THIS WAY!", Katt yelled as Captain Falcon snickered quietly.
"ME!? IT WAS YOU WHO KEPT ASKING ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU!", Falco yelled back.
"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE THOSE HOTEL NIGHT ARRANGEMENTS!", Katt hollered from inside her house.
"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BEGGED FOR ME TO GO WITH YOU! THEN YOU ASKED ME TO DO IT ONE WAY AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE!", Falco screeched. Captain Falcon then dug out his phone from his pocket as a sly smile crept onto his face.
"Maybe I should record this?", he said to himself as he heard another explosive argument go off in the house.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? I PLEASURED YOU ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES, IT WAS ONLY FAIR THAT YOU DID IT WITH ME MY WAY ONE TIME!", Katt yelled.
"OH YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF BLAME! I WISH WE HAD NEVER HAD...OH PLEASE DON'T START CRYING NOW! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! NO! DON'T HAVE AN EMOTIONAL SWITCH NOW!", Falco cried as Captain Falcon heard a couple of sniffs from inside the house.
"YOU...*SNIFF*...MEAN THAT...YOU...*SNIFF*...DON'T WANT A FAMILY!?", Katt cried before Captain Falcon heard her burst into tears. The racer then heard Falco hug and embrace her as the feline continued crying her tears out.
"No...no...I want a family with you. It's just that...that this is a whole lot to take in now. We're expecting newcomers soon as the next tournament begins, and here I have a pregnant girlfriend who needs all the help I can give...and she switches between emotions every five minutes.", Falco said as Katt then stopped crying and gave a little giggle.
"I...I guess it is stressful for you...I never thought about the crazy stuff that goes on with being pregnant. I...I...OH FALCO! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!", Katt cried as Captain Falcon snickered as Falco groaned.
"It's okay, I forgive you. Now please remove your head from my shoulder, I don't want a wet jacket.", Falco said as Katt gave a weak giggle again.
"Falco...when we finally have our baby boy...where will the two of us live? Will we be allowed to live in the mansion and stay in your room?", Katt asked.
"I don't know. I know that Master Hand would hate to have a baby in the mansion and would complain about how our child would use up all our money; but he's not cruel either and would try to help still. Maybe he will allow you in and stay in our room, but he would keep an eye on us; the dude is strict when it comes to our smashers being frisky.", he said as Katt laughed in response.
"Please! After this, that would be the last thing that I would think of!", she said as Falco laughed in response.
"Yeah, but I don't know. Mario and Peach are married and share a room while Roy and Liliana are as well, but are unable to see each other, and she's pregnant!", Falco said.
"What does that mean?", Katt asked.
"I think that you would probably have to be a smasher in order to live in the mansion.", Falco stated as Captain Falcon cringed in response.
"Uh oh! Better hope that Master Hand has a plan for that!", Captain Falcon thought as he listened in on the conversation. However, just before doing so, he smirked and pressed the share button on his phone to every one in the mansion.
"Oh no! And interviews are over aren't they?", Katt said in a fearful tone.
"Sadly, yes. But we'll see if we can work something out.", Falco said. Captain Falcon then heard the two brush up against each other in a hug.
"Thank you Falco. I love you so much.", Katt said.
"And I do too.", Falco replied. Captain Falcon then peeped inside as he saw both of them in the house hallway before Katt laced her hand behind Falco's and brought him downward.
"Mmm...", she said as the two locked into a kiss with each other. After twenth seconds, Falco's phone went off as he pulled away and opened it.
"Huh? What's this?", he said as he opened up his messenger. His face then turned red as Katt noticed what he was watching and quietly snickered in response as Falco turned his head around and glared at the racer.
"YOU!", he yelled as he dashed after Captain Falcon, who had a mischievous grin on his face.
"YES!", Captain Falcon said as he laughed while he raced over to the Blue Falcon.
Back at the mansion, Mario entered Master Hand's office as the hand was busy getting things done for the day. The hand then noticed Mario as he motioned the plumber over to a seat next to him.
"Okay Mario, I guess I better show you how these things are done! First, sign your name at the top! Then...", Master Hand started.
"Master Hand, you act like-a I don't know this stuff already.", Mario said in a dull voice. Master Hand then looked at the plumber before clearing his throat and handing him a pile of paperwork to work with.
"Alright Mario, you seem to be able to do this. You work on this stack, and I will work on mine. If you need any help or need any information, just ask me.", Master Hand said as he began immediately on his share. Mario then looked at the paperwork in front of him and laughed in response.
"Aw, no biggie! It-a can't be that hard!"
"So, how was your shopping Ganondorf?", Bowser teased as the Gerudo entered the villain smashers' room as the others joined along in snickering with the Koopa. Ganondorf then growled at Bowser as he sat on his bed and lied down in relief.
"Shut up Bowser! At least I'm able to get every item on the list correctly.", Ganondorf snarled as Bowser then stopped laughing and glared at Ganondorf.
"HEY! LOW BLOW THERE GANONDORF!", Bowser roared as Ganondorf smirked in response.
"Grow up Bowser!", Wolf said as he returned to his computer screen. He and Mewtwo had hacked into the mansion's security system and were enjoying pictures and videos of Samus.
"Oh! Here's one where she is going to the showers!", Wolf said as he and Mewtwo looked eagerly at the screen.
"Please show us inside of the room! I need to see the body of the person who will bear my offspring!", Mewtwo said as he stared at the screen with lust in his eyes.
"Please! She's going to be mine!", Wolf said as Mewtwo glared at him.
"BAH! Why stare at a computer screen when you can-a go see the real thing right-a now?", Wario said as he opened the door to the villain smashers' room.
"Wario, I'd advise not peeping in on the female smashers' sleepover.", Ganondorf said.
"You could get into some big trouble!", King Dedede advised. However, Wario laughed in response as he began to tiptoe down the hallway.
"HA! They won't-a catch me!", Wario boasted as he began to creep down the hallway. After making silent moves and careful steps, he made his way in front of the door of the living room and peeped into the keyhole of the room where the female smashers were having their sleepover.
"Alright girls, are we ready to get this night started!?", Peach exclaimed as most of the female smashers aside from Samus cheered in response.
"YEAH!", Robyn yelled while throwing her arms in the air.
"Let's get this party on!", Palutena exclaimed as the female smashers huddled together.
"Alright, let's begin with questions. First off, what do you girls hope to have?", Palutena asked.
"I hope me and Popo will be able to be the first people to climb every mountain from every world!", Nana said as she jumped up and down in excitement.
"I hope to have a better relationship with Mario as we both govern the Mushroom Kingdom and hopefully have a family if he changes his mind.", Peach said as she sighed happily at the thought.
"And no kidnapping from Bowser, right?", Bayonetta asked.
"Of course!", Peach giggled in response.
"I hope me and Link will live a happy life as we protect Hyrule and the rest of the world from the forces of evil.", Zelda said.
"Aw, you're too kind Zelda. As for me, I wish for humans of my world to live happily together without any trouble from the underworld.", Palutena answered.
"I hope me and Robin will get married without any difficulty.", Lucina said.
"What difficulty? Him reading too many books?", Peach asked.
"No. My father causing trouble.", Lucina laughed as the other females laughed along.
"I hope to be the best tactician in my army so that we will be unconquerable.", Robyn said.
"I wish to unite me and Corrin's families and bring peace to the land.", Kamui said.
"I wish to watch my Lumas grow into strong, capable Lumas that will one day become a galaxy!", Rosalina said as the Luma in her lap jumped up and down in joy from hearing her wish.
"I hope to be there when Daisy marries Luigi!", Palutena suddenly said.
"Oh my word! How could I forget that!? We need to be there for that!", Peach exclaimed as the other female smashers nodded their heads.
"Yeah, by that time I hope Fox and I will have settled down and enjoy a peaceful life instead of fighting.", Samus said. The female smashers then looked at Bayonetta and gave her curious smiles.
"Alright Bayonetta, what do you want? Probably a boyfriend I guess.", Palutena said. Bayonetta then laughed in response as the others gave her puzzled looks.
"No! I already have a boyfriend!", she said as the others widened their eyes in response.
"No way!", Rosalina yelled.
"Who is it!? Who is it!?", Robyn eagerly asked. Bayonetta then winked in response as the others groaned.
"Sorry girls, but I can't tell you right now. Let's just say that he is mischievous and a lot like me.", Bayonetta said.
"A lot like you how?", Samus asked as Bayonetta snickered teasingly.
"You'll see. By the way, have you girls seen my new dress?", she asked as the others shook their heads.
"No.", they all answered. Bayonetta then stood up, ready to go get her new clothes.
"Alright, I should...", she started.
"Hey Wario why are you peeping into the living room?", Falco's voice suddenly said as the female smashers then froze up as they looked at the living room door. They then went over to it and opened it up to see Wario with his backed turn to them as he motioned for Falco and Captain Falcon to go away as the two shrugged at each other.
"YOU TWO! GO AWAY! THIS IS-A GREAT! THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I'M-A HERE!", he yelled.
"Until you were caught of course...", Palutena suddenly said. Wario then froze up as he turned around and turned pale as he saw the female smashers in front of him. His legs then began to wobble and his mustache drooped down.
"Oh no...", he said.
"Oh yes! I think it's time to punish this pervert!", Peach said as the others suddenly pulled out their weapons as Wario began to sweat.
"YEAH! PUNISH THE PERVERT!", another voice rang out as everyone jumped in shock and turned around and and saw Snake in the living room. The female smashers then noticed the cardboard box in the room as Snake's face went from happy to fearful as the female smashers glared at him.
"Oh no...", he said fearfully as the female smashers took a step towards him.
"ANOTHER PERVERT!? LET'S TEACH THESE BOYS A LESSON!", Bayonetta screeched as Snake tried to jump away, but was caught by Jigglypuff and Kamui. He and Wario were then dragged into the room as the female smashers began to enter, but stopped when they saw Mario walk down the hallway. Peach then lowered her head as cleared her throat as Mario drew closer and closer to them.
"Oh...hey Mario...I just want you to know that...", she said.
"Too-a much paperwork...", Mario said as Peach lifted her head in shock.
"Huh?", she asked. She then noticed that Mario's face had lost a little color and his eyes were bloodshot as he moved like a zombie down the hallway.
"Too-a much paperwork. Too-a much paperwork...", he continued saying as he passed them and went away into the hallway. The female smashers then looked at each other and giggled at what they saw.
"HA HA HA! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!?", Palutena asked as she wiped a tear from her eye.
"I can explain.", Master Hand said as floated over towards them.
"What happened Master Hand?", Samus asked. Master Hand then chuckled as he looked down the hallway.
"Poor Mario asked me to let him help with my paperwork. Unfortunately for him, he was not prepared. Now he has to deal with this problem as he helps me fill out my paperwork.", Master Hand laughed as the female smashers laughed along.
"Oh...poor Mario!", Bayonetta teased.
"Well, I'm off to bed, have fun girls!", Master Hand said as he began to float away.
"Thank you, we will!", Peach said as she and the other female smashers went back into the living room. Master Hand hadn't made at least ten feet away when he heard two thwacks from the living room.
"ARRRGHHHH!", a voice that sounded like Wario's yelled.
"AAAAHHHH!", another vojce which sounded like Snake's followed. Master Hand then looked at the living room door, but then turned away and went back on his way.
"Nope. I'm not dealing with that tonight.", he said as he went away, leaving the two perverts at the mercy of the female smashers. And unfortunately for them, there was no mercy.
(Author's note)
Hey guys, sorry for the late upload! I had a lot of tests to take and I just had my wisdom teeth removed today. Thankfully, this chapter is much longer than my two previous ones, which would explain why this one took longer to upload. Thankfully, we will make some true progress in the next chapter as it focuses more on upcoming events. Now, I know that there are some questions that are asked. Don't worry, these questions will be answered in this story, it just hasn't reached their time yet. I also wanted to let Captain Falcon and Falco receive more attention, since they are the two main characters or this story besides Ganondorf and Cloud. Well, better end it here guys. Please leave your comments and critiques in the reviews and I hope to see you next chapter. Until next time, aloha! I don't own any of the characters, all characters belong to their respective owners.