"What am I to do? There is only so much time before the hand puts forth his plan into action! I must think of something to buy time so the others can get involved! But what...AHA! That's what I'll do! Now, I just need to get back undiscovered.", Ganondorf thought to himself as he pulled up to the mansion in the train car. Ganondorf, to put it, was extremely nervous that his plan would backfire before it even got started. To make matters worse, the villain smashers were already on Master Hand's bad side; one more mess up and they could be possibly kicked out for good. While it may seem like a good idea to be thrown out of the mansion, away from Master Hand's awareness, they needed to remain in the mansion in order to pull off the plan. If they were kicked out, they would be sent back to their worlds, under surveillance of everyone in that world; the plan needed to happen while they were under the roof of the mansion and to be a surprise in order to work. As the car pulled up closer to the mansion, Ganondorf looked out of the window to view the property. It was as dark as one could imagine, no one would probably make it out from the city if they looked over that way...except for one little detail. Ganondorf then turned his head toward the left a little before his face reeled back in horror by what he saw.
"Oh no...", he said to himself.
A light was seen on by the front window of the mansion...
Master Hand's office.
Ganondorf then laid down flat on the floor as the train car pulled into the mansion, hoping that the hand did not hear the car pulled in.
"No! Please no!", Ganondorf thought to himself as a million thoughts went racing through his mind, all of them about Master Hand catching him and finally getting rid of him and the others. The car then came to a stop before the doors then slid open as Ganondorf then crawled out of the car and inched his way towards the front right corner of the garage behind some boxes when he heard Master Hand from his office on the other side.
"Hey Mario, can you...", Master Hand spoke from the other side as Ganondorf sweated nervously.
"Oh no, he's got me!", Ganondorf thought.
"...hand me some more coffee?", Master Hand asked.
"Huh?", Ganondorf said quietly.
"Urgh...yes Master Hand.", the plumber responded before Ganondorf heard a seat be pushed back as footsteps were heard walking over to the other side of the office as coffee was heard pouring from a kettle. Ganondorf then smiled evilly to himself as he recognized his situation wasn't as hopeless as he thought.
"HA! I forgot his room was sound proof! He didn't hear a thing! Ironic, his wanting to not hear sound will be his downfall!", Ganondorf thought as he slowly cracked open the door and tip-toed over to Master Hand's office door and pressed his ear against it.
"Thank you Mario, doing all of this paperwork can be tiring.", Master Hand replied as a sipping sound was heard.
"Uh huh, no-a problem.", Mario replied before a crashing sound was heard and a tired groaned followed as well.
"Oh come now Mario! How will we ever get this done if you just grunt and moan there!? Get to work!", Master Hand commanded as Mario groaned in response as papers were heard being shifted. Ganondorf then quietly stepped away as he tip-toed down the hallway towards his room as he creeked it open just a little, not waking up any of his fellow villains. The villain smashers were snoring away as Ganondorf quietly got undressed and changed into a pair of his sleep clothes before tucking himself into bed; thankfully for him, he was at the bottom of one of the bunks. He then grinned evilly as he shut his eyes closed.
"Tomorrow, we might be able to get our plans rolling along faster if all goes well!", he thought to himself as he fell asleep. Meanwhile at Master Hand's office, Master Hand and Mario were working away at the papers until they were interrupted by a knock at the door. Mario then looked at Master Hand with a questioning look as the hand looked up at the door.
"Enter.", Master Hand replied as the door opened and Dr. Mario stepped into the office.
"Oh, it was just-a Dr. Mario.", Mario said as he resumed his work.
"Dr. Mario, what is it?", Master Hand asked.
"We might have a problem with-a the robots.", Dr. Mario replied as Mario stopped signing papers and looked up at his clone.
"What do you mean?", Master Hand asked.
"Unfortunately, when I was-a running some tests, the robot malfunctioned and blew some parts out of his body.", Dr. Mario explained.
"Oh no, this is bad.", Master Hand said as he leaned back in his seat.
"Wait, he-a said robots. As-a in more than one, were you planning to-a have more than one robot than what we saw today?", Mario asked.
"Yes, just in case it's an all villain battle or if everyone is sick. Unfortunately, that may not happen for a while.", Master Hand said.
"It's-a even worse. The DNA scanning isn't properly finished yet, meaning we still need-a some time.", Dr. Mario said. Master Hand remained quiet for a few seconds before speaking up.
"How much time?", the hand asked.
"Most-a likely two weeks, maybe even-a longer.", Dr. Mario replied. Master Hand then groaned as he leaned back in his seat.
"Plus the robot needs some work, this is just my lucky day.", Master Hand groaned.
"What-a should I do?", Dr. Mario asked.
"Hide the robot and return to your normal routine. When the parts come, I'll let you know. For now, stay under radar and get some well deserved rest.", Master Hand said as Dr. Mario nodded in response.
"Thank you Master Hand, and-a good luck!", Dr. Mario said as he closed the door. Master Hand then looked up at the ceiling as he sighed in despair.
"Ugh, just when everything was moving along fine, this happens. Well, at least the doc is getting his rest.", Master Hand said.
"Which would-a apply to me as-a well...good night!", Mario said as he slowly crept up to the office door. Master Hand then looked before shooting up and pointing at the plumber.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!? GET BACK TO WORK!", Master Hand shouted as Mario then drooped forward in despair as he turned around, revealing his mustache also drooped down. Mario then slumped his way back into his seat as Master Hand laughed evilly at his expense.
"Sorry Mario, but a promise is a promise. And I am not letting you break it!", Master Hand said as Mario then placed his head in his hands and began to weep.
"Oh no...", the plumber cried.
*Beep! Beep Beep!*
"*Yawn!*, Another day in this mansion...", Cloud said as he got up and stretched his body out before opening his drawers and pulling out his black coat and pants before changing into them and leaving his room. The SOLDIER had been having difficulty getting some sleep the previous nights before. He had some weird feelings that something was not right in the mansion, but he could not figure out what is was. And he did not bother anyone else since there seemed to be no problem lurking aside from the villain smashers.
"Maybe they're what I'm feeling right now. They've been more vocal than ever before.", Cloud thought to himself as he opened the dining room door and saw some others getting breakfast. He saw Peach and Zelda chatting to each other, Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch coming out of the kitchen with food that they had prepared, and Falco and Captain Falcon arm wrestling at one of the tables. Cloud then chuckled as he watched the racer over power the avain as Captain Falcon then bragged about how strong he was while Falco argued that he wasn't at his best at that moment.
"Hmm, seems that you two have a lot in common, like Fox. Come to think of it, I haven't seen you with Fox lately, what gives?", Cloud said to himself as he observed the two space warriors.
"Hey Cloud, come join us!", a voice called out as Cloud turned around and saw Shulk and Bayonetta at a table, enjoying their breakfast. Cloud then walked over before sitting down with them as the two greeted him.
"Hey sweetie, how's it been?", Bayonetta asked in a teasing voice.
"Oh, it's been good, but it would have been better if you didn't call me sweetie.", he said as he glared at the witch, who was smirking at the thought of possibly getting under the skin of the SOLDIER.
"That's good to hear, Bayonetta and I were talking about this country called Great Britain since she says we both have accents that come from there. But I don't even know a single thing about Britain.", Shulk said.
"Not even a scone or how you mix up American football with British football. You must visit Britain some time.", Bayonetta said.
"Hey guys, have you noticed how Falco is spending more time with Captain Falcon than he is with Fox? Is there something going on?", Cloud asked. The two others then looked at each other before shrugging their shoulders.
"Sorry Cloud, but I haven't noticed since I'm usually working on the Monado on my free time.", Shulk replied.
"I can't give you an answer either. Samus hasn't been hanging out with Fox anymore than she has these previous months, so it's not like Falco doesn't have time with him.", Bayonetta answered.
"Well, thanks guys. I just don't understand how quick Falco turned over to Falcon in an instant.", Cloud said.
"Maybe it's because they're finding out how much they are like each other.", Shulk suggested.
"You're probably right, it's probably only for a short time.", Cloud said.
"WHERE'S-A BREAKFAST!? I'M-A HUNGRY!", a rude voice suddenly shouted outside of the dining room door. The three then facepalmed themselves as they saw the doors being swung open.
"And speaking of short...", Cloud whispered as Wario trudged in, his face having grumpy and irritable written all over. Following behind were a sour King Dedede and Mewtwo, an angry Bowser and Bowser Jr., an edgy Dark Pit and Wolf, and a somewhat sleep deprived Ganondorf. The villains then stormed into the dining room as they grumbled to themselves before Wario suddenly stopped, making everyone behind him come to a complete halt.
"WARIO! HOW DARE YOU STOP US!", King Dedede shouted.
"What's the big idea maggot!?", Bowser Jr. yelled as he stood up in his Koopa Clown Car. Wario then began to drool as his tongue rolled out of his mouth before pointing in front of him.
"THERE!", he shouted excitedly as the villains then looked up and saw Pichu walking in front of them. The villains then turned towards Wario with angry and disappointed looks at the fat man.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU STOPPED US FOR YOU STUPID YELLOW MIDGET!?", King Dedede shouted angrily.
"I don't want to eat a Pokemon for breakfast Wario!", Wolf growled.
"No! It's-a what he has!", Wario said as he pointed again towards the little mouse. Pichu was carrying a chocolate chip pancake, though only one due to his small size, which the pancake was nearly the size of him.
"A PANCAKE!? WARIO, THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST STUPIDEST THING TO GET EXCITED AB...", Ganondorf snarled.
"PANCAKES!", King Dedede and Bowser Jr. yelled happily as they began to drool and had their tongue roll out of their mouths as well. The rest of the villains facepalmed themselves as the three idiots raced up to the counter and began their search for the pancakes.
"OH BOY! PANCAKES! THE BEST THING THAT MARIO AND LUIGI MAKE!", King Dedede shouted as he threw the yogurt and fruit salad from off the counter top.
"WHERE ARE THEY!? I WANT SOME!", Bowser Jr. demanded as he threw the eggs up into the air, which splattered and stuck to the ceiling.
"HERE THEY ARE! THEY'RE ALL MINE! AHAHAHA!", Wario laughed as King Dedede and Bowser Jr. then stumbled over and began fighting Wario over the pancakes. Bowser Jr. punched Wario in the nose while King Dedede slapped him before Wario head-butted Bowser Jr. and kicked King Dedede in the stomach. The three then fell down onto the countertop before looking at the pancakes when Wario grabbed one in the blink of an eye.
"TOLD-A YOU THAT THEY WERE MINE! AHAHAHA!", Wario yelled before chomping down on the pancake and chewing it into little bits before swallowing...and spitting it right back up as he gagged. Wario then grabbed some napkins and began wiping his tongue from the crumbs that were on it.
"HEY! WHAT GIVES WARIO!?", King Dedede shouted as Wario then looked up at him with an angry and disappointed look.
"THEY ARE-A TERRIBLE!", Wario screamed.
"WHAT!?", Bowser Jr. screeched.
"HOW SO!?", King Dedede asked, horrified by the thought of any pancakes being bad. Just then, Luigi came out of the kitchen with some eggs that he was going to set down, but saw that the eggs he had placed out earlier were on the ceiling.
"WHAT THE...!? WHO-A DID THIS!?", Luigi shouted as he looked down and saw the villains in front of him. The three trouble makers then got up and tackled the Green Thunder while glaring at him with his vicious eyes.
"LUIGI! WHY DID-A THE PANCAKES SUCK!?", Wario yelled as his garlic breath made its way into Luigi's nostrils, making the poor plumber smell the retched stench.
"WHAT-A PANCAKES!?", Luigi gasped.
"THESE!", Wario screamed as he brought a pancake and held it in front of Luigi's face. Luigi then saw the pancake before making an 'ahhh' sound.
"Oh, those are-a whole wheat pancakes.", Luigi explained. The three villains then reeled back in horror as their eyes widened in response.
"W...WHH...WHOLE WHEAT!?", King Dedede shouted.
"Yes, they are better for your body then regular pancakes and help you get ready for a day of work-out.", Wii Fit Trainer said before picking one up and getting an egg for her breakfast.
"WORK-OUT!? I AIN'T DOING ANY OF THAT LADY!", King Dedede shouted at her.
"LUIGI, WHY DID YOU MAKE WHOLE WHEAT PANCAKES INSTEAD OF REGULAR PANCAKES!?", Bowser Jr. screeched directly in the plumber's face.
"I didn't, it's-a just that the regular ones ran out already.", Luigi explained.
"Oh! If that's the case then, make me ninety four pancakes and make it snappy!", King Dedede commanded.
"What!? NO! YOU HAVE TO-A WAIT FOR THEM AND YOU ARE-A NOT GETTING THAT MUCH!", Luigi yelled.
"WHAT!? WE HAVE TO WAIT!? BUT I WANT THEM RIGHT NOW!", Bowser Jr. yelled as he stomped his foot onto the ground.
"Sorry, but Pichu was the last one to get a regular pancakes with chocolate chips.", Luigi said. The three then looked up and saw that Pichu had just found a seat and was ready to dine on his breakfast when they all charged at the mouse for the last chocolate chip pancake.
"NO GUYS! PICHU GOT-A THAT FAIR AND SQUARE!", Luigi shouted as he got up.
"YOU FOOLS! STOP THAT!", Mewtwo warned, but it was too late. The three then honed in on their target as Pichu was about to take a bite.
"Pichu!", Pichu said happily right as he bit down, only to feel his teeth and not any pancake. Pichu then looked at his paws and saw no pancake, then looked up and saw a smug Wario as he held it up high in the air. Pichu then stood up on his hind legs and tried to jump up and get it, but could not make it far off the ground.
"Pichu pi!", Pichu pleaded as tears began to form in his eyes as Wario laughed at him.
"I don't think-a so rodent! It's-a survival of the strongest!", Wario laughed as he turned his head around and saw Bowser Jr. and King Dedede closing in on him.
"GIVE ME THAT PANCAKE WARIO!", Bowser Jr. yelled.
"NO! IT'S MINE!", King Dedede yelled back.
"Speaking of-a which...", Wario snickered as Bowser Jr. leapt towards him, only to be kicked in the chest by Wario, which sent him flying back into King Dedede as the two rolled along on the floor and back to the villain smashers.
"SON!", Bowser yelled in horror as he bent down and checked up on his Koopaling as King Dedede groaned in pain. Pichu then began to cry as Wario lifted the pancake up to his mouth.
"BOTTOMS UP!", he yelled as he threw it into the air. The pancake went flying into the air before stopping and fell back down to the ground as Wario opened his jaws, awaiting the treat as Pichu began to cry even harder. But just as the pancake was a foot away from Wario's mouth, it was snatched away as Wario clamped on nothing but his teeth, which gave him pain in the process.
"OW! WHO-A DID THAT!?", He yelled as he turned his head around and saw Samus behind him, holding the breakfast treat. She then knelt down next to Pichu and handed it back to him.
"Here you go.", he said softly. Pichu then stopped crying and looked at her with awe in his eyes before smiling and jumping on her and hugging her.
"PICHU!", the Pokemon said happily before he grabbed the pancake and jumped down before munching on it. At this point, Wario was fuming as steam came out of his ears while he pointed at Samus.
"HEY! NO-A FAIR! I TOOK IT FAIR AND SQUARE!", he yelled at her.
"Sorry, but you stole it from him. You didn't deserve it.", Samus said coldly as Wario glared at her intensely.
"CURSE YOU SAMUS, THAT WAS OUR LAST GOOD PANCAKE! I'M GONNA CLOBBAH YA!", King Dedede shouted as he pulled his hammer seemingly out of nowhere and charged at her while lifting the hammer high above his head. He was then six feet in front of her when he came slamming down with all of his strength.
"AAAHHH!", he yelled, but he was cut off short as his hammer suddenly stopped midway. Unfortunately for Dedede, he was foolish for putting his face directly behind his hammer, which collided with the head of the hammer facing him and badly damaged his nose. King Dedede then pulled his head back and screamed in pain as he grabbed his nose with one hand.
"OOOOWWWW!" WHO DID THAT!?", King Dedede demanded before looking in front of him and seeing Ryu block the hammer with one hand as he held his ground with a defensive pose. King Dedede's eyes then flared with anger as he saw the wandering warrior interfering with his attack.
"RYU, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS!? LET ME TEACH SAMUS A LESSON!", King Dedede shouted. Ryu then clenched his fists as he began to stand up.
"No, it's time someone put you in your place.", Ryu said as he pushed the hammer into the air as King Dedede stepped backwards before Ryu took one step and did a side-kick to the penguin's face. King Dedede then rolled backwards before sitting up and grabbing onto his nose again as it began to bleed a little.
"OUCH! WHY DID YOU KICK ME IN THE NOSE WHEN YOU KNEW I HAD HURT IT! OUCH!", King Dedede shouted as Ryu kept his ready pose as Wario joined up with King Dedede.
"Come on Dedede, they can't-a take us both!", Wario said.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY SON!", Bowser suddenly roared as he and Bowser Jr. took battle stances.
"LET'S BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF THEM DADDY!", Bowser Jr. cheered as he and Bowser were ready to attack.
"NO FOOLS! YOU'LL GET US INTO MORE TROUBLE!", Ganondorf warned.
"STOP THIS BOYS!", Wolf joined in.
"AW, DON'T WORRY WOLF! WE'LL JUST-A BEAT THEM UP QUICKLY! BESIDES, THEY-A DON'T STAND A CHANCE, ESPECIALLY RYU! HE COULDN'T BEAT THAT CRAZY RED-HAIRED FREAK WITHOUT-A US!", Wario scoffed. Ryu then tightened his fist as his pupils shrunk in disbelief at what Wario said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY WARIO!?", Ryu suddenly yelled as Wario grinned evilly at the martial artist.
"YOU HEARD-A WHAT I SAID! YOU NEEDED HELP AGAINST YOUR-A OLD ENEMY YOU BIG-A BABY!", Wario sneered before laughing his head off. Ryu then began to shake violently as the others in the room took notice of this.
"RYU, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!", Bayonetta encoured.
"We'll take them from here!", Cloud said as he drew his Buster Sword while Shulk pulled out the Monado from behind his back.
"Ryu?", Peach asked quietly, when all of the sudden Ryu took off at full charge while bringing his fist back.
"AAAHHHHHH!", Ryu yelled before shooting his fist forward and colliding with Wario's nose. The sheer force of the punch sent Wario flying through the air and bounced him off the wall while tables nearby were flipped over by the shockwaves produced by the punch. Some of the smashers nearby were even sent back a couple of feet by the power of Ryu's punch. Everybody then looked up from where they were and saw Ryu bent over, breathing heavily as his fists clenched even harder than before.
"That power...", Zelda said in awe.
"Wait, that means...RYU! STOP!", Cloud warned as he realized what might happen if nothing was done. The dining room doors then bursted open as Master Hand and a very sleep deprived Mario came racing into the room.
"WHAT'S GOING ON!? CAN'T I HAVE JUST ONE NORMAL MORNING WITHOUT YOU GUYS TEARING UP THE...", Master Hand started, but then he and Mario saw Wario bouncing off the walls while screaming before he landed on the floor with a gigantic thud. Master Hand then looked over at the villains and saw Ryu hunched over, angrily breathing as he looked at his fists.
"RYU! WHAT'S THE...WAIT...OH NO! RYU, STOP!", Master Hand yelled as he recognized the situation laid before him as he flew over to Ryu and grabbed him by the shoulder to make him face the hand.
"Ryu, are you alright?", he asked as Ryu kept breathing heavily, making Master Hand worried if Ryu was either recovering or losing control. After a few more seconds, Ryu took a deep breath before letting it out.
"Better now.", he said sternly as Master Hand sighed in relief. Wario then got up from the floor, completely unharmed from the punch somehow, before he pointed at Ryu and began yelling at him.
"IT WAS-A RYU! HE CAUSED THIS!", Wario said as he motioned around the room.
"The mess, or the fight?", Master Hand asked as he turned around to Wario. The fat man then began to sweat as Master Hand clearly gave him an angry glare.
"Master Hand, it was Wario, King Dedede, and Bowser Jr. They attempted to steal breakfast and caused the fight to break out.", Zelda explained as Master Hand then looked at the other two culprits, who also began to sweat in fear. Master Hand then looked at the other villain smashers.
"Did you partake in this?", Master Hand asked.
"No, the others can vouch for us.", Mewtwo answered as some of the hero smashers nodded their heads in approval. Master Hand then sighed as he took his...uh...hand...off Ryu's shoulder.
"Well, I'm sorry that you have to put up with this. Wario two days in a row now.", Master Hand said.
"Don't be, those three idiots only damage themselves.", Dark Pit said as the three villain smashers gritted their teeth at them.
"Well, something has to be done in order to fix this.", Master Hand said. The villain smashers then looked at each other before groaning and facepalming themselves in embarrassment.
"I can't believe we're asking this, but what do you need help with?", Wolf asked through his teeth. The room remained quiet for a minute before Master Hand then pointed at Mario.
"Quick Mario! Get my journal, the villains actually asked to do something!", Master Hand teased as the villain smashers then growled at him while Master Hand laughed at their embarrassment.
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY! JUST GIVE US A JOB!", Mewtwo yelled as Master Hand thought about it for a minute before snapping his fingers.
"I KNOW! You can go shopping for me!", Master Hand said. The room remained quiet for a few seconds before protests were heard.
"SHOPPING!? NO WAY!", Wolf growled.
"THAT'S BELOW ME TO DO!", Mewtwo exclaimed.
"NO WAY WE'RE DOING THAT! THINK OF...", Bowser yelled.
"We'll do it.", Ganondorf stated simply. The other villain smashers then looked at him with wide eyes as Master Hand even had a shocked expression on his body.
"Really? Huh, didn't expect that from you Ganondorf.", Master Hand stated as the Gerudo King huffed in response.
"Why bother to protest when we get this over with.", he stated.
"BUT GANONDORF, WHY ARE Y...*MPPH!*", King Dedede started, but was shut up by Ganondorf clenching onto his mouth, squeezing his nose in the process which made King Dedede scream while muffled.
"Just deal with it and we'll get through you idiot! Now, where's the list?", Ganondorf asked.
"Why, I have it right here. It is a lot to buy; thankfully, you and Bowser might be able to carry most of it.", Master Hand said as he handed Ganondorf the list. Ganondorf then looked at it for a second before nodding his head in agreement.
"Okay, but it might take a while.", Ganondorf said.
"That's fine, none of you were scheduled today. It'd be best if you go now.", Master Hand advised.
"Point taken. Let's move now.", Ganondorf commanded the other villains as they made their way to the train car in the garage.
"You'll have some explaining to do.", Mewtwo said lowly as he levitated out of the room.
"You've really gone soft Ganondorf.", Bowser said as he and Jr. left the room.
"But Ganondorf, I just want to know why...", King Dedede began.
"Just keep moving you tub of lard!", Ganondorf said before he lifted his foot up and kicked Dedede out of the room. Ganondorf then nodded his head to Master Hand before he left the room, leaving no villain smashers. The room then averted their attention to Ryu, who looked down at the floor, his fists still clenched tightly as ever.
"Now Ryu, please let me...", Master Hand said.
"I'm going to go train now. I'll talk to you all later.", Ryu said sternly as he left the room, opening the door just as Link and Fox came walking in. Link and Fox were still in their sleeping clothes surprisingly, with Link having his hair unkept and Fox wearing a robe and slippers for the first time he was in the mansion. The two then looked at the room before pointing their thumbs back at Ryu.
"What's with him?", Link asked.
"Trust me, you don't want to know. And did you two just get up?", Master Hand asked.
"Yep! That was a glorious ten hours of sleep!", Link said as he put a proud smile on his face, which made Zelda facepalm in embarrassment.
"You're so lazy.", she said.
"Hey Fox, I've never seen you wear a robe or slippers before. What gives?", Master Hand asked.
"Well, they were a gift Peppy sent for me at Christmas. I didn't need them until now.", Fox explained.
"Well, that's interesting. Also, this is different from your usual sleeping schedule, what made you sleep in?", Master Hand asked. The two then looked at each other, surprised by the fact that Master Hand knew when the two would usually get up.
"Well, we were helping Mario yesterday.", Link explained as Master Hand had a puzzled look on his body.
"Huh? I don't remember Mario setting an arena ready or preparing food yesterday.", Master Hand said.
"No, we helped with paperwork.", Fox explained. Master Hand then became quiet as he heard those words, troubling the two as they wondered what he thought.
"Uh...Master Hand? Are you alright?", Link asked. Master Hand remained quiet, unsure of how he was going to respond...before bursting into laughter as he pointed at the two.
"AHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! YOU TWO!? PAPERWORK!? AHAHAHAHA! I THINK EVEN PIKACHU AND KIRBY WOULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN YOU TWO DOOFUSES! TEE HEE!", Master Hand laughed heartily as the two then glared at him.
"HEY! WE JUST WANT TO HELP MARIO! IN FACT, LET US HELP AS WELL!", Fox shouted. Master Hand then stopped laughing and looked at the pilot...before laughing even harder than before.
"WHAT!? I MUST BE DREAMING! YOU TWO WANT TO HELP MARIO! OH HO HO! I BET LINK DOESN'T EVEN KNOW PRINT OF ALL THINGS!", Master Hand laughed.
"Uh...I don't...", Link said as he rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment as Fox and Mario facepalmed themselves.
"You shouldn't have said that...", Fox said as Master Hand then grew quiet before bursting his lungs into the hardest laughter he had ever done. Not only him, but the entire room aside from Mario and Fox began laughing at Link.
"OH MY WORD! THIS CAN'T GET ANY BETTER! AHAHAHAHA!", Master Hand yelled at the top of his lungs as he rolled along the floor and wheezed out his breath, his voice cracking from all the laughter he had done. After letting out a few more giggles, he then looked up and saw the two with serious faces before he coughed and floated back into the air.
"Well, your heroism is admirable. But I don't think this will help you or Mario. This is some tough paperwork that you have to deal with, and you might need help from either me or Mario.", Master Hand warned.
"Please Master Hand, Mario needs it. Just look at him!", Link said as he pointed at the plumber. Master Hand then looked at Mario and saw the hero as a living zombie. Mario's eyes had dark bags underneath them, his face was drooping, and he could barely keep his eyes open from falling asleep.
"Oh my, I have worked you to the bone, haven't I?", Master Hand said to himself before he looked at Link and Fox. Master Hand then contemplated on it before he let out a sigh.
"Well, they can be taught...", Master Hand said as the two brightened up with smiles.
"Really Master Hand?", Fox said as Master Hand nodded his body.
"Yes, you two will help cut out time from paperwork. I'll teach you later, just let Mario finish his work for today at one o' clock.", Master Hand said as Mario looked up at Master Hand with a weak smile.
"Y...you really mean-a it Master Hand?", he asked as Master Hand nodded his body in approval. Mario then smiled before he jumped into the air in excitement...which was only a foot due to how tired he was.
"YAHOO!", the plumber yelled as he ran out of the room to go finish his work as quickly as he could.
"I would recommend you two go get showers to cleanse yourself.", Master Hand advised the two new additions to his paperwork crew.
"All right, let's go Fox.", Link said as the two left the room. After they had been gone for a second, Master Hand then turned around and looked at the others in the room.
"So, how long do you bet it takes until Link learns copy?", Master Hand asked as everyone in the room then bursted into laughter again.
"Hmm...I think-a I have it...", Dr. Mario said as he tightened a screw on whatever he was working on.
"Oh Dr. Mario, are you in their?", a voice from the other side of the doctor's door was heard. Dr. Mario then looked up and recognized the voice as Master Hand's. The clone then got up and walked over to the door and opened it as the hand made his way in.
"What is-a it Master Hand?", Dr. Mario asked.
"I'm just checking up on you, seeing how you are taking care of yourself.", Master Hand explained. Master Hand then looked at the table and saw a weird metal device laying on top of the table. The device was circular and looked somewhat like a collar.
"What is that Dr. Mario?", Master Hand asked as he pointed at the device. Dr. Mario then looked over and 'ahhed' at what Master Hand asked.
"Oh, that's-a my new project I'm-a working on.", Dr. Mario explained as Master Hand gave the clone a befuddled look.
"Another one? Wow, didn't know you were the type to keep busy doc.", Master Hand stated.
"Well, it will-a help us later in the tournament. That is, if it-a works...", Dr. Mario said as he picked up the device and examined it.
"Anyways, how is the DNA scanning going out?", Master Hand asked. Unfortunately, Dr. Mario's smile then turned to a frown as he closed the door to his office and sat in his chair before turning the computer screen and typed away at his keyboard. Suddenly, a chart with a bunch of DNA from several of the smashers then popped up, reviewing the process that had been made so far.
"That isn't-a going as well as we thought...", Dr. Mario said as he pointed at some of the smashers.
"While it is-a working for some like Ness, Link and Captain Falcon, it isn't-a working for others like Lucario, Ganondorf, and Bowser.", Dr. Mario said as he pointed at the chart, which stated that several smashers DNA scanning had only reached over ten percent. Master Hand then sighed before shaking his body in disapproval.
"How much time do you think it will take?", Master Hand asked.
"Unfortunately, due to the time I-a received their DNA data, it may take-a several weeks.", Dr. Mario explained.
"Then that's something we're going to have to risk.", Master Hand said.
"Are you-a sure? What if-a something happens?", Dr. Mario asked.
"Nonsense! What could possibly happen in that time?", Master Hand asked.
"I have a feeling you might-a regret saying that...", Dr. Mario stated.
"Here we are, back to our regular mall for shopping.", Ganondorf said as he and the other villain smashers then entered the mall, looked around before heading to the grocery part of the store.
"Ganondorf, I must ask you something...WHY DID YOU MAKE US DO GROCERY SHOPPING!?", King Dedede shouted at the Gerudo, only to receive another fist to the nose as the penguin stumbled back and fell to his feet and held onto his nose. King Dedede then began to cry as he felt another trickle of blood run down his nose.
"Why are you so mean to me? What did I do to you?", King Dedede whined as he cried even harder.
"Shut up Dedede! If you actually consider that question yourself, you would realize why your number seven in our organization!", Mewtwo hissed at the self-proclaimed king.
"You really think he's that smart?", Dark Pit asked rhetorically.
"Stupid wimp!", Wolf growled as he walked by the sulking penguin.
"Alright now, we are here!", Ganondorf said as the group made it to the grocery section of the mall. Ganondorf then looked down at the list as he stroker his beard in intrigue.
"Let's see...me and Dark Pit will go get the dairy, Mewtwo and Wolf can get the bread and pasta, Wario and King Dedede can get the vegetables, and Bowser and Jr...oh...you get the cosmetics.", Ganondorf stated as the two Koopas jaw-dropped at what Ganondorf said.
"WHAT!?", they both yelled.
"You heard me, now go get it!", Ganondorf said.
"NO WAY! I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A SISSY GETTING COSMETICS!", Bowser yelled.
"MAKE DEDEDE AND WARIO GET IT! AFTER ALL, THEY'VE BEEN SCREWING UP LATELY!", Bowser Jr. shouted as he pointed at the two villains, who glared in response. Ganondorf then grunted in frustration, before smiling as he stroked his beard with a plot in mind.
"Peach might be interested in you if you get the cosmetics Bowser.", Ganondorf said. Bowser's eyes then widened in excitement as he grabbed Bowser Jr's. head and started running down the mall again, leaving behind his son's Koopa Clown Car.
"COME ON SON! MAMA MIGHT FINALLY JOIN US!", Bowser cheered to his son, who was protesting as he was dragged along.
"PAPA! MY CLOWN CAR!", Bowser Jr. whined as he was carried away. Ganondorf then smiled as he looked at the other villains and nodded his head as they went their ways he had assigned them, though they grumbled as they walked away. Ganondorf then turned his head towards Dark Pit as the angel only let out a huff before walking with the Gerudo to the dairy section.
"You know he's going to be upset when he finds out that Peach doesn't want him.", Dark Pit said.
"Don't worry, I already have something else in mind to keep him busy.", Ganondorf said as the two then walked down the dairy section.
Back at the mansion, Ryu was going in hard on the punching bag in the training room as he threw his fists with tremendous force at the bag. Each blow felt like it could break a person's body, but Ryu paid no attention to how hard his blows would feel; the only thing he cared about was letting his anger out on the punching bag, imagining it was Wario. Ryu the threw a left hook, followed by a right uppercut as he swung at the bag, his head wet from the great drops of sweat running down his body, he had been practicing for several hours.
"Stupid Wario! Stupid villains, why don't you just SHUT UP!", Ryu yelled as he punched the bag on the right side before he started kicking it with various martial art styles.
"Hey Ryu, chill man. Other people are here too you know.", a voice called out as Ryu turned his head slightly just enough so he could see Ike, who was wearing work-out clothes of all things, as the swordsman did another bench press that weighed one hundred and twenty pounds. Ryu then looked around as he saw Ness working on the rowing machine, Wii Fit Trainer and Little Mac doing push-ups, and Fox and Cloud running on the treadmill. Ryu then shook his head and resumed beating the juice out of the punching bag.
"Stupid Ike, he would never understand!", he snarled as he kept kicking the bag. Trainer Red then came in with Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard before stopping and frowning as he saw Ryu beating up the punching bag.
"Aw man! I'm sorry Charizard, but I think we won't practice different attacks right now since Ryu has the punching bag.", Trainer Red said as the fire Pokemon then began to sulk. Link and Marth then stepped in the room and saw Ryu before nudging Red's shoulder.
"Is something wrong with Ryu right now?", Marth asked.
"Besides the point that he isn't wearing work-out clothes instead of his regular gi suit, yeah.", Link said as Marth facepalmed himself.
"Not that stupid, I mean he is acting very differently.", Marth stated.
"OH COME ON! TEN MILES PER HOUR!? I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!", Fox suddenly shouted as he and Cloud glared at each other.
"Bring it on!", the SOLDIER responded as both of them cranked up their speeds. As Fox pushed his speed to fifteen miles per hour and was having trouble keeping up, Cloud was at twenty-five miles per hour and had no difficulty whatsoever. After a few seconds, Fox tripped and rolled off his treadmill as Cloud smirked in response as Fox 'hphmmed'.
"Curse your superhuman physique! I wish you all were banned!", Fox joked as Cloud rolled his eyes.
"That would include Samus too you know right?", he asked as he turned his treadmill off. Fox's ears then perked up as he realized the fact.
"Uh...ban all superhumans except Samus?", he asked with a nervous grin.
"Then that would mean also Mario, leaving you with the paperwork. And Luigi without a cook. And...", Little Mac responded from his side of the gym.
"Oh I get it! Practically every superhuman here is useful!", Fox said.
"Don't worry Fox, you're useful too.", Wii Fit Trainer encourged.
"Really?", Fox asked.
"Yeah, we need live punching bags some times!", Cloud teased as everyone in the room except for Fox and Ryu laughed as Fox laid his ears down in embarrassment.
"Oh thanks a lot Cloud...", Fox muttered.
"Can you keep it down!? I'm trying to concentrate!", Ryu yelled as he punched the bag again, making everyone in the room sweatdrop at his actions.
"What's with him?", Ness asked.
"Oh, you weren't there this morning. Basically, Wario and some of the other villain smashers caused mayhem and brought up something they shouldn't have.", Cloud said.
"Wait, you mean...?", Trainer Red asked.
"Unfortunately, yes. It's been bugging Ryu all morning and now into noon.", Wii Fit Trainer said as she, Little Mac, and Ike then joined up with the others, all eyes observing Ryu. The warrior kept wailing on the punching bag like there was no tommorow, making the whole room .nervous about him.
"YOU NEEDED HELP AGAINST YOUR-A OLD ENEMY YOU BIG-A BABY!", Ryu heard Wario repeat in his mind, his anger growing each second that he continued to punch and kick.
"Oh boy, he looks really mad.", Marth said.
"Come on Ryu, give in!", Ryu heard his old nemesis say in his head.
"But what do we do?", Ness asked.
"YOU CAN'T RESIST IT!", the voice said again as Ryu's anger reached it's maximum limit.
"AAAAHHH!", Ryu yelled as he drew both his fist back before slamming both into the punching bag, sending it flying off the rack which it hanged on. The others then stopped whispering to each other as Ryu looked down at his fists and breathed heavily for a few seconds before turning around and walked out of the gym.
"I need to find a place to focus.", he said as he walked by the others. As he went down the hallway, the others then looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Poor Ryu.", Wii Fit Trainer said sorrowfully.
"It'll be a miracle to help him calm down.", Cloud stated as he went to go clean up Ryu's damage he had caused.
"Finally! All of the dairy had been collected!", Ganondorf said as he and Dark Pit put the last milk carton into their grocery cart. Dark Pit then huffed as he crossed his arms in a disappointed manner.
"Tch! Didn't need to do the hand's doing Ganondork!", Dark Pit grumbled as Ganondorf then clenched his fist with a purple glow emanating from it.
"Don't push it boy! Who knows what Master Hand might have done if we didn't agree!", he grunted as he pushed the shopping cart down the aisle towards the grains and bread aisle. The two then villains looked down the aisle, looking for accomplices.
"Where are they? I know that it's a lot of bread and pasta they have to pick up, but it's no worse than the dairy.", Ganondorf muttered. They continued surveying the aisle until Dark Pit noticed something off at the other end.
"There!", he said as he pointed at the other side. Ganondorf then narrowed his eyes and saw Mewtwo and Wolf standing at the other end, neither holding anything. The Dark Lord then raised an eyebrow as he pushed the cart down the aisle towards them.
"What's going on with them? They should have gotten everything already!", Ganondorf hissed, obviously annoyed by the two's lack of effort. As they got closer, they could hear yelling from the two as it became more evident what was happening.
"YOU'VE GOT TELEKINESIS, HELP ME GATHER EVERYTHING BEFORE THEY COME OVER HERE!", Wolf barked at Mewtwo, who glared at the pilot.
"I will do no such thing. I am far above the idea of that. You do it yourself lower life-form.", Mewtwo ordered as Wolf's teeth then gritted together as he growled at the psychic Pokemon. Ganondorf and Dark Pit then facepalmed themselves in complete embarrassment over the situation.
"Great, two cocky teammates! Should have paired them up with someone else!", Dark Pit said, but Ganondorf did not reply as he glared fiercely at them while gritting his teeth in anger. He then stepped forward and made his way towards them as the two then looked at him and pointed at each other.
"Thank goodness you're here Ganondorf! Tell this arrogant cat to help me out!", Wolf spat.
"Arrogant!? Hah! Ganondorf, tell this canine to stop being lazy and retrieve the items!", Mewtwo said as both of them glared at each other again. But Ganondorf made no reply as he continued walking towards them as they looked back at the Gerudo King and immediately dropped their anger and began to feel afraid as Ganondorf stopped in front of them, breathing heavily as he glared at the two. Ganondorf then made a reply as he lifted his foot up and kicked Mewtwo in the chest, which sent him colliding into Wolf, which then sent both of them crashing into a supply cart which fell over and broke all the boxes of pasta. The two then looked up cowardly as Ganondorf picked them up by the neck and held them in front of his face.
"IMBECILES! CAN'T I LEAVE YOU ALONE TO DO SOMETHING AND HAVE IT DONE BY THE TIME I GET BACK!? NOW WE HAVE TO COLLECT EVERYTHING BEFORE WE CATCH UP WITH THE OTHERS! YOU TWO ARE NOW OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN WARIO AS OF NOW!", he yelled at them as they whimpered in fear. Ganondorf then tightened his grip as both widened their eyes in fear.
"Why I...", he muttered.
"HEY! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!", a voice called out as Ganondorf turned his head and saw the manager of that department come forward with a cross look on his face. Ganondorf then dropped his anger as he also dropped the two dunces as the manager stopped in front of them.
"I'm sorry sir, but what are you talking about?", Ganondorf asked. The manager then pointed in front of him as Ganondorf looked down and saw all of the broken boxes on the floor.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YOU JUST MADE US LOSE SO MUCH NET PROFIT THAT WE HAVE TO REORDER ALL OVER AGAIN!", the manager yelled as Ganondorf looked up and closed his eyes while clenching his right fist.
"I'm sorry sir, I meant to deal with these two. Is there anything we can do to repay you?", Ganondorf asked.
"Yes, actually pay me!", the manager yelled as Ganondorf then bit his lip. He had no idea how to get out of this mess until he looked back down at the two villains he was confronting as a light bulb went off in his head.
"One of these two will pay for it all.", Ganondorf said as Wolf and Mewtwo then looked at him with shocked looks.
"WHAT!?", they both yelled in unison.
"That sounds like a good deal to me.", the manager said as he looked at two. Both of them began to sweat until Mewtwo then suddenly smirked as he got up and floated away from the two.
"Sorry, but I don't have my credit card. You'll have to pay for it all Wolf.", Mewtwo stated as Wolf then looked at him with a wide eye.
"YOU WHAT!?", he shouted.
"All right, pay up!", the manager interrupted as he brought out a portable credit card machine. Wolf then looked at it before looking at the others before his eye flared in anger as he dug into his pant's pocket.
"FINE! LET ME JUST FIND IT!", Wolf snarled as Mewtwo then smirked at the pilot in an irritating manner.
"Must be bad for you Wolf.", he mocked before Ganondorf then made him face him to see a stern look on the Gerudo.
"Go get everything.", Ganondorf commanded, but Mewtwo rolled his eyes instead.
"Please! Like I would ever stoop that low!", Mewtwo retorted, but Ganondorf then grabbed him by the side of the head as he then glared at the Pokemon, who gulped in fear.
"Go. Get. Everything. You have one minute.", Ganondorf warned as Mewtwo took off at the speed of sound while Dark Pit smirked at the Pokemon's action.
"Man Ganondorf, you sure know how to make people do what you want.", Dark Pit said as Ganondorf then huffed in anger.
"That's why I'm the leader of our group. And these numbskulls better put it together before we get in deep trouble...", Ganondorf stated as Wolf walked over towards them with his head hanging down as a store worker then came over and began cleaning up the mess.
"Well?", Ganondorf asked as Wolf huffed in anger.
"That nearly cost me my week's wages.", he complained.
"Well, if you two had worked together, this wouldn't have happened. Speaking of which...", Ganondorf said as Mewtwo came hurrying back with all of the items that they needed before he levitated them into the cart as Ganondorf then smirked in response.
"Very good, forty-five seconds flat. Now let's round up the others before we get into more trouble.", Ganondorf said as he pushed the cart again as the four made their way down the grocery store. They then stopped as they made it to the vegetable aisle, but King Dedede and Wario were nowhere to be found.
"Huh? Where are those two idiots!?", Ganondorf growled as he continued looking up and down the aisle.
"You did assign them to this aisle didn't you?", Wolf asked.
"HEY! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!", a voice yelled out as the four turned their heads towards the direction of the scream.
"It came down that way!", Dark Pit said as the four turned around and ran back down the store.
"Those two better have not been the reason for this commotion!", Ganondorf said as the four then found the aisle the scream originated from and went down it. Unfortunately for them, it was the dessert aisle. And more dissapointments were made when they saw who caused it, it was indeed King Dedede and Wario. The two were guzzling down ice cream and sweets as a store worker was trying to shoo them away, but to no avail. The two kept engulfing more sweets as they paid no attention to the worker, and had their back turned from where the others were. Ganondorf had his jaw wide open as a vein began to pop out of his head while the other three backed off due to fear of what the Gerudo would do to them in blind rage. Ganondorf then closed his jaw as he took a deep breath and yelled at the top of his lungs at the two gluttons.
"WARIO! DEDEDE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?", he yelled as the two fatties then spat out the desserts in their mouths as they turned around widened their eyes in horror as Ganondorf was glaring at them, his face turning even more red every passing second.
"OH NO! IT'S GANONDORF!", King Dedede shouted fearfully as Ganondorf then trudged towards them.
"RUN!", Wario suggested as the two struggled to get up and began running away. But due to causing a mess in their devouring of ice cream, the two slipped on an ice cream bar as the two fell down and created a big thud noise to be heard while the two groaned in pain. The two then looked back and screamed like little girls as Ganondorf towered over them before picking them up by their necks and began strangling them.
"YOU TWO IDIOTS! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET VEGETABLES! WHAT HAPPENED!?", Ganondorf yelled at their faces.
"I...UH...UM...WARIO! YEAH, WARIO SAID LET'S GO EAT SOME DESSERTS INSTEAD!", King Dedede shouted as he pointed at the biker. Wario then widened his eyes before he pointed back at King Dedede.
"THAT'S-A NOT TRUE! HE'S-A LYING GANONDORF! *ACK*!", Wario chocked as Ganondorf squeezed him harder.
"I KNOW THAT HE'S LYING! IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS WHICH OF YOU TWO WOULD THINK OF THIS!", Ganondorf yelled as King Dedede whimpered. Ganondorf then began to breath in and out in attempt to calm down from making a scene before he looked up at the worker.
"Let me guess, we have to pay.", Ganondorf asked.
"Absolutely.", the worker replied as Ganondorf growled before shaking his head.
"Here, this one will pay.", Ganondorf stated as he threw Wario towards the worker. Wario then looked back at Ganondorf with pleading eyes.
"WHAT!? BUT THIS WASN'T MY-A IDEA! PLEASE DON'T GANONDORF!", Wario pleaded. If there was one thing Wario was besides gluttonous, it was greedy and a penny-pincher.
"Just shut up and pay the man!", Ganondorf commanded as Wario looked at the man before crying as he pulled out his credit card and handing over to the man before collapsing in defeat.
"NOOO!", Wario cried as King Dedede made a smug look towards him.
"HA! Take that Wario! Ha *ACK*!", King Dedede laughed before Ganondorf choked him even harder, making King Dedede's eyes pop out a little out of their sockets.
"When we get home, you'll be the punching bag!", Ganondorf whispered as King Dedede's eyes widened in fears before he whimpered in fear as Wario received his credit card back which prompted Ganondorf to let go of Dedede as he made it back to the grocery cart.
"Wolf, Mewtwo, you're both off the worst list now. Wario and King Dedede are back on again.", Ganondorf sighed as the two villains then breathed a sigh of relief. The villains then made their way towards the vegetable aisle before picking up everything and checking out as Ganondorf handed over his credit card before looking at Wolf, who had pulled his phone out.
"Have you told Bowser that we're done?", Ganondorf asked.
"He isn't responding. I don't know why.,", Wolf said as Ganondorf received his card back with a receipt as the villains then grabbed the bags that held their groceries as they left the store. They then walked down the mall a bit before they could see two figures walking towards them.
"There they are!", Mewtwo stated.
"They seem pretty mad.", Dark Pit said as everyone then looked closer at the two before cracking up and holding their laugher in.
"And I can see why.", Ganondorf cackled as the two Koopas then rejoined the group. They had bought the cosmetics, but did not come out without losing some form of dignity. For in going to the comsetic store, both had apparently been asked to have had make up put on them. They both had white make up powder covering their face as they had fake eyelashes put on their eyelids, red make up applied to their cheeks, and red lipstick put on their mouths. The villain smashers then laughed at the two while the Koopas growled at them.
"Well, did you enjoy your time in the comsetic store Bowser?", Ganondorf mocked.
"Some days, I really hate you Ganondorf.", Bowser stated as the villains then bursted into laughter as Bowser and Bowser Jr. growled and stormed away as the villains left the store.
The male's bathroom wall was unsually quiet for once as a single shower was the only noise was going off. Inside, Ryu was taking a hot shower as he tried to cool down from what Wario had said earlier.
"Stupid Wario, I wish I could beat him up some more!", Ryu said as he clenched his fist, before reopening it as he sighed in attempt to forget fat man. The warm water running down his body helped him forget a little, but that was nothing compared to the heat on the inside of Ryu's body going off. His blood was boiling at the thought of Wario mocking him and all that had led up to him controlling his anger. If only the fat man could not be a pain for once! Was it too much to ask? Why did Wario, no, all of the villains have to cause trouble in one way or another? The only two who were not that bad were Ganondorf and Dark Pit, and they still caused enough trouble to make Master Hand angry. Why Master Hand couldn't let them go was a mystery to the warrior as he rubbed his fingers through his black hair, releasing the sweat that had built up there.
"If only Master Hand would stand up to them, things might be different.", he said to himself as he turned the water from and grabbed his towel and began drying himself off. Ryu then reached out of the shower for his karate gi uniform to put back on before opening his eyes in shock as he opened the curtain even further to find out that his gi wasn't even there. The warrior then wrapped the towel around his waist as he stormed out of the shower and made his way towards the entrance of the bathroom.
"Great, someone now stole my gi! I'm going to pummel him for this!", Ryu grumbled as he made his way towards the exit.
"Oh Ryu, why don't you come over here?", a voice said. Ryu then stopped in his tracks as he turned around and saw steam coming out of the sauna room Master Hand had built a while back. Ryu then raised an eyebrow before opening the door to find Master Hand, Ness, Fox, Falco, Ike, Snake, Link, Little Mac, and Squirtle in there as well, each having their own towel...yes, even Master Hand for some reason. Ryu then gave Master Hand a confused look as he stepped in further.
"Master Hand, what is going on, and why did you call me in here?", Ryu asked as Master Hand sat up.
"Well, we decided to talk to you about an issue. Also you can't leave the room without your clothes on, so...you're stuck here.", Master Hand stated.
"Huh, I don't remember that rule.", Ryu stated.
"I just made it.", Master Hand said.
"Oh.", Ryu said as he sat down next to Link and Snake.
"Don't worry, Little Mac took care of your clothes. But now, it's time we took care of you.", Master Hand said. Ryu then looked at the hand with a questioning look as he sat straight up as well.
"What do you mean?", Ryu asked.
"Ryu, what's bothering you?", Master Hand asked. Ryu then widened his eyes before he sat back and crossed his arms.
"Nothing.", Ryu spat.
"Oh, looks like someone ain't telling the truth.", Snake said as 'tks's were heard throughout the room as Ryu raised an eyebrow in repsonse.
"What are you talking about?", Ryu questioned.
"Dude, it's obvious something is on your mind since you nearly destroyed our punching bag.", Ike stated.
"And nearly destroyed the dining room.", Falco added on.
"Now, what's really going on Ryu?", Master Hand asked again. Ryu then looked at the hand before narrowing his eyes and crossing his arms.
"As I said, nothing!", Ryu grumbled.
"Ryu, that's not true. I can sense your uneasiness.", Ness confessed as Ryu gave him an angry glare.
"There's no need to hide it.", Link pleaded.
"Please tell us.", Fox said.
"We're here for you.", Little Mac added on. Ryu then began to tremble a bit as everyone kept pressing on about how he was supposed to come out and tell them the truth.
"Ryu, is it about Wario?", Master Hand asked. Ryu then looked at Master Hand before pointing a finger at him.
"WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT!? YOU WERE RIGHT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED! YOU KNOW THE ANSWER ALREADY!", Ryu shouted.
"But was it just Wario?", Master Hand replied calmly. Ryu then looked down, staring at no one but just the wall as he breathed in and out for a few seconds before looking down in shame.
"No, it wasn't.", Ryu confessed.
"So, what he said has you bothered. Because it reminds you of what or who is bothering you.", Master Hand said as Ryu nodded his head in response, his eyes shut tight.
"Master Hand, I've tried to get over it, but it just keeps coming back.", Ryu said.
"That's alright Ryu, no one here if perfect.", Master Hand comforted as Ryu looked up at him.
"Yeah, remember me when Giygas returned? Everyone thought I was going nuts. But since then, I've been able to recover, you can do it as well Ryu.", Ness spoke up.
"Don't let your past or the villains get under your skin, we'll always be there to help you out.", Ike said.
"Because that's what we do...aside from the villains.", Link said as everyone in the room except Squirtle chuckled. Ryu then took a deep breath and smiled as he looked around the room.
"Thank you everyone, I'll try my best to control the dark power within me. But I know I can do it with your help.", Ryu said.
"Squirtle squirt.", Squirtle responded.
"Why thank you Squirtle.", Ryu said back.
"Hmm? Oh him, he's just sulking because he was in here first before we came in.", Master Hand said as everyone but Squirtle again bursted into laughter.
"Squirt.", Squirtle sulked as he looked away.
"Oh well. Hey Little Mac, I need my gi back so I can practice some more.", Ryu said as Little Mac's eyes widened up before he began to sweat and twidled his thumbs as Ryu raised an eyebrow at him.
"Oh...about that...ummmm...", Little Mac stuttered.
"Yes?", Ryu asked.
"I...uh...put it in the laundry to be washed...", Little Mac said as he chuckled nervously. Ryu then widened his eyes in shock before narrowing them down on the boxer.
"Are you kidding me!? Those are the only clothes I have! That's it, I'm going to use you as the punching bag now!", Ryu shouted as he stood up before Little Mac then took off from the room as Ryu chased after him, both holding tightly to the towels around their waists.
"Ryu! Master Hand said we couldn't leave the room without our clothes!", Little Mac shouted.
"Couldn't, Shouldn't, I'm going to ground you into beef!", Ryu shouted angrily.
"AAAH!", Little Mac screamed as the other male's laughed at the boxer's situation.
"Finally, we get to go home!", Bowser mumbled as he finally rubbed the last of the make up from his face. The villain smashers were on the train to go back to the mansion, all of them carrying plastic bags from their shopping. Due to the amount they bought, it could be thought that they were throwing a huge party with all the food they had.
"Thankfully no one stole my Koopa Clown Car!", Bowser Jr. said as he rubbed his hand on the top of it.
"Wow! We'll be home early! It usually takes hours to get this much stuff!", Wolf said as he looked at the time on his phone. The train then began to pull to slow stop as the doors opened before the villain smashers then stepped out and waited for the next train.
"I'll-a tell you what, if-a that mall doesn't rat us out, we'll be on-a Master Hand's good side for a while!", Wario said.
"Yeah! I'm glad the store didn't call Master Hand! What do you think about Ganondorf? Uh...Ganondorf?", King Dedede asked as he turned around to find the Gerudo King. He then looked around before shaking his head in disbelief as he saw Ganondorf walking up the stairs towards the exit.
"Ganondorf! What are you doing!?", King Dedede shouted as the other villain smashers then looked and shook their heads in disbelief. Ganondorf then looked backed and motioned them to follow.
"Come, there is something I must show you.", he said as he continued his way up the stairs. The others then looked at each other before following suit as they went up the stairs as well.
"Did he tell you about anything Dark Pit?", Wolf asked.
"No, he didn't peep a word when we got everything.", Dark Pit said as the villains then followed Ganondorf down the street before he stopped in front of a building. Ganondorf then walked up to the door before opening it as he motioned the others to go in.
"Hurry! Inside before anyone spots us!", Ganondorf warned, since the street was completely empty. The others then looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders before entering the building as Ganondorf was last and closed the door behind them.
"Hey Ganondorf, it's pretty dark in here!", Bowser Jr. said as he narrowed his eyes, having trouble seeing in the dark.
"What's in here that is so important instead of going to the mansion?", Mewtwo asked as Ganondorf then pointed towards a flight of stairs as he made their way up them.
"It's what's at the top.", Ganondorf said as the others soon followed him.
"I hope-a this is-a good!", Wario said as the villain smashers climbed up the stairs. They then stopped at a door, which Ganondorf opened as the villain smashers then stepped in and were in awe as they saw a room full of equipment and a giant TV screen in front of them with a chair with its back towards them.
"Whoa Ganondorf, this is incredible!", Bowser said in awe.
"Where did you find the time to do all of this?", Dark Pit asked.
"He didn't.", a voice suddenly said as everyone but Ganondorf then jumped up in response as the chair then turned around as the the villain smashers with the exception of Ganondorf then jaw-dropped as they saw a familiar looking person sitting in the chair with his hands together and a sinister smile on his face. It was Giygas.
"Hello again.", Giygas said with a smirk.
"GIYGAS!? HOW DID HE COME BACK!?", Wolf shouted. Bowser then cracked his knuckles while glaring at the Cosmic Destroyer.
"DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT LETTING HIM HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO WIPE US OUT!", he shouted as he and Bowser Jr. charged at him, the latter in his Koopa Clown Car.
"Bowser! No!", Ganondorf yelled, but it was too late. Bowser then lunged at Giygas, who simply pushed his seat back as he dodged a swipe from Bowser's claw before standing up and ducking from a punch by Bowser. Giygas then pointed a finger at Bowser and lifted him in the air and threw him up towards the ceiling, which hurt the Koopa because it was made of metal. Giygas then looked in front of him as Bowser Jr. was charging at him at full speed.
"I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!", the Koopaling shouted before Giygas let go of his telekinetical grasp on Bowser, who fell and landed right on top of Jr., who groaned in pain at his father's weight. Giygas then turned around and saw Wario charging at him with Wolf right behind as King Dedede knelt in the corner and cowered in fear. Wario then jumped into the air and pointed his butt towards Giygas as he was about to let go of his Waft.
"Have a rotten day!", Wario yelled as he drew closer to Giygas. Giygas then lifted one finger up, which stopped Wario mid-flight, causing the fat man to then have a surprised look on his face.
"No, you.", Giygas said before flicking his finger which sent Wario flying backwards, crashing into Wolf as they tumbled over each other until they reached Dedede, who looked up as he saw his fallen comrades.
"WARIO! WOLF! PROTECT ME! Wait, what's that smell?", King Dedede asked as he sniffed the air. Wario then looked up with a panicked look on his face as Wolf widened his eye in response.
"Oh no...", was all Wario said before he let out his Waft, which immediately made him and the others cough hoarsely.
"AHH! *ACK* CURSE YOU WARIO!", King Dedede shouted as he, Wario, and Wolf then collapsed from the stench.
"Too easy.", Giygas said as Dark Pit then pulled out his Electroshock Arm before going for a uppercut. Giygas then laughed as he touched the weapon with one finger and stole all of the electricity out of it before touching Dark Pit with a finger and zapping him with all of the stolen current. Dark Pit then went flying back as he landed on the ground and twitched in pain.
"URGH!", he cried in agony.
"Predictable.", Giygas said as he then turned around and saw Mewtwo going in with a Shadow Ball in hand.
"FOOL! I LET THE OTHERS DISTRACT YOU AS I WILL NOW DEFEAT YOU! IT'S OVER!", Mewtwo said as he dove with the Shadow Ball nearly completed.
"It is, for you.", Giygas said as he lifted his hand and stopped Mewtwo in the air before snapping his fingers with the other hand as the Shadow Ball exploded in Mewtwo's face as Mewtwo fell to the floor in pain. Mewtwo then tried to stand up, but was faltering as Giygas walked over towards him, lifting his hand to finish this. But Ganondorf then stepped in the way and held his hand out, preventing Giygas from continuing further.
"No! He is needed for the plan!", Ganondorf said as Giygas then bowed his head and lowered his hand. The others then looked at Ganondorf as the jaws dropped again.
"WHAT!?", Bowser yelled.
"Oh, it appears we have some explaining to do.", Giygas said with a smile.
"GANONDORF, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!", Mewtwo shouted.
(Author's note)
Well, we've done it. Another chapter without a month gap in between! What is better than this!? Oh, yeah, the story actually progressing! I can't finally believe it! We're getting somewhere! Now, this is the part of the story that takes a different turn. Don't worry, it will still try to have its funny moments, but this is beginning to the story getting much darker in its themes and content. Granted, I can't spoil anything for you guys, but don't expect this to be a friendly story anymore (well, to be honest, not for a few more chapters till anyways). Anyway, I hope to keep up and produce the rest of the story soon so we don't have to worry about a hiatus or anything like that. Well, until next time, aloha! I don't own any of the characters, all characters belong to their respective owners.