A new day was coming upon the smash mansion as the sun's ray's fell down and lit the earth anew to a beautiful day. Inside the mansion, however, was anything but beautiful as snoring and other atrocious sounds were heard throughout the entire mansion. Nearly everyone was still asleep, leaving only two people in the mansion in a state of misery.
"Urghh...what time is it?", a voice called out to another person as the other looked at the clock in the room and groaned.
"Urghh...it just turned to six.", the voice groaned.
"Well this wouldn't have happened if you knew what you were doing Link!",' the voice shouted as the Hero of Time turned around and smiled sheepishly before shrugging his shoulders to the voice, who was none other than Fox.
"Hey, come on man, I was trying to help.", Link persisted.
"Yeah, and look at where that put us!", Fox snapped as he finished another paper and placed it on top of a huge pile to the side of him. The door handle then jiggled as the two tired heroes looked up and saw Master Hand coming in, all refreshed and relaxed as he took a seat in his chair.
"Ahh... So, how was your night?", Master Hand asked in a teasing voice
"HEY! NOT COOL MAN!", Fox shouted.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HOW WAS OUR NIGHT'!? YOU MADE US STAY UP THE ENTIRE NIGHT!", Link shouted at Master Hand, who laughed to himself as the two fighters gritted their teeth in response.
"So I did...", Master Hand said teasingly. During the previous night, Master Hand had become fed up with the two that he commanded them to finish all the paperwork by themselves. He then told them that he had set up a security camera to alert him if they sneaked out to go to bed. Unfortunately, this made Link and Fox spend the entire night to finish up what they needed to finish just in time before Master Hand came in.
"LOOK AT US! WE PROBABLY HAVE BAGS UNDER OUR EYES!", Link shouted at the hand.
"You indeed do!", Master Hand said in an antagonizing tone, which made Link steam as Fox growled in response. Master Hand then looked at the clock before sitting up in his chair.
"Well, Luigi should have breakfast being started. Go get something to eat, you're finished.", Master Hand said as the two got up and walked out of the office.
"Good, I need some food to ease the pain of staying up all night.", Fox grumbled as he rubbed his stomach.
"Yeah, I know I'm going to sleep hard after a good breakfast.", Link replied.
"What are you talking about? You have a match today and more paperwork to do afterwards.", Master Hand teased from inside of his office. Link and Fox then immediately stopped and fell on their faces in despair while whining to themselves.
"You and your big mouth Link...", Fox whimpered as they continued to whine.
"Zzz...ah spaghetti! *Snore!* Ah ravioli! *Snore!* Oh Mama Mia...", Mario said as he tossed and turned in his sleep. He was then awaked as his alarm clock then went off before sitting up and turning it off and jumping out of his bed and stretched his body while smiling happily.
"Ohh...that-a was a good ten hours of sleep!", Mario yawned as he walked over to his drawers and changed into his overalls. The plumber then walked over towards his mirror and examined himself as he combed his hair and brushed his moustache before he placed his cap on and smiled at his reflection.
"Ah! Just-a what I needed!", he said as he left his room and made his way to the dining room. He then entered and saw several other smashers there such as Cloud and Shulk. Mario then headed to the kitchen door, but stopped and looked at the two bodies that were asleep in the dining room. Link had his face in his oatmeal bowl while Fox had his mouth wide open and his tongue hanging out of his mouth and on the dining table.
"Don't ask, we found them like that.", Cloud answered before Mario had a chance to ask.
"Are-a they dead?", Mario asked.
"Don't know, and don't want to find out.", Cloud said before taking a sip from his coffee mug. Mario then resumed to his original pathway and entered the kitchen to find it nearly done with breakfast as Luigi was running around and preparing the last bit for the food cart.
"Hurry Mr. Game and Watch! The smashers are-a almost up and...Mario!", Luigi said as noticed his brother and ran over and hugged him.
"Hey bro! It's-a been a while since I have-a been back in here hasn't it?", Mario asked as he was looking around. Mr. Game and Watch then turned around the corner, revealing that he was wearing a white chef's hat and apron. How a two-dimensional person could wear that was a weird question, but did not needed to be brought up for now.
"*BEEP!* *BEEP!*", Mr. Game and Watch said as Mario waved at him.
"Hello Mr. Game and Watch, I'd take it that you have-a helped my brother for the meal times then?", Mario asked as Mr. Game and Watch beeped and buzzed in response.
"Well, we're-a nearly done. We just-a have the toast to prepare.", Luigi said as Mario ran his fingers underneath his chin.
"You know Luigi, let-a me help with this.", Mario said as he put on an apron and a chef's hat before breathing in and sighing happily.
"Oh boy, it-a is sure nice to be back to my original self!", he said.
*BEEP!* BE...* SLAM!
"Oh...why do we have a loud alarm clock?", King Dedede groaned as the villain smashers were then getting up and grunting to themselves and rubbing their heads. It wasn't that they were getting up that caused them to groan, but what they had drunk last night that caused their humongous headaches.
"Urggh...what is in those drinks Crazy Hand has? URGH!", Dark Pit said as he clenched onto his head.
"Whatever it-a is, it's-a strong, I should know!", Wario said as he got up, only to hold onto his head in pain.
"Oh Arceus, if I had only known what would cause this, I wouldn't have participated.", Mewtwo groaned.
"Well, let's get ready for the day. We need to check up on the other two some other time and begin recruiting our armies.", Ganondorf said as he got up and opened the drawers, only to grip his head in response as did the other villain smashers.
"Ohh! My head!", King Dedede whined.
"Hey Mewtwo, where did you put the bottles?", Dark Pit said as he hopped down from the top bunk where he slept down to where Mewtwo slept underneath him.
"Underneath King Dedede's bed. That way if either hand finds out, they can blame him and Wario.", Mewtwo answered.
"WHAT!?", King Dedede shouted, only to recoil back as everyone else held onto their head.
"Ow! My head!", King Dedede complained.
"Well you're the one who shouted you excuse for a penguin!", Wolf growled.
"Daddy! My head hurts!", Bowser Jr. complained.
"Sorry son, that was my mistake for letting you join in with us.", Bowser said as he began comforting his child.
"Great, how are we supposed to continue today with these massive headaches today?", Mewtwo asked.
"Don't worry, these will dissipate in a couple of hours, just play it cool and we'll be fine.", Ganondorf said as he finished dressing, as did the others who wore clothes, before he went to grab the door handle. But someone from the other side of the door then came up the hallway and stopped right in front of the door, casting his shadow beneath the door crack and making the villain smashers freeze.
"Don't bother trying to hide, I know what you did.", a voice came from the other side of the door as the villain smashers then froze in place and began to sweat as they recognized the voice.
"Oh no! It's Master Hand!", King Dedede whispered.
"What do we do?", Bowser asked.
"I don't know!", Ganondorf whispered back.
"We're done for!", Mewtwo said. Suddenly, Master Hand barged into the room, knocking Ganondorf into the other villain smashers as they all fell onto the floor as they looked up at Master Hand and held their breaths as Master Hand gave them a disappointed look at them.
"You think you are clever, but you're not!", Master Hand barked as the villain smashers remained still, wishing for this moment to pass.
"You thought you could get away with this, but you forgot about the stench that comes from your actions!", Master Hand said as the villain smashers scooched into a corner before Master Hand held out his hand.
"But I know the stench of nicotine anywhere...", Master Hand said. However, the villain smashers then had their faces turn from a horrified look to a bewildered look.
"Huh?", Bowser asked as Master Hand got impatient.
"Don't play games with me! The cigarettes! Hand them over!", Master Hand ordered as the villain smashers mentally sighed to themselves.
"But how do you know we have cigarettes?", King Dedede asked.
"I can smell nicotine in this whole room, even outside into the hallway. I followed the scent just up to your door right about you were going to leave! Now hand them over!", Master Hand said. The villain smashers then looked at each other before Wolf grunted in frustration as he dug into his pocket and handed Master Hand the carton of cigarettes.
"Fine! But it was just me who smoked! The others didn't know I bought them until it was too late!", Wolf insisted. Master Hand then looked at the others with an interrogating look.
"Did you?", Master Hand asked as the villain smashers nodded their heads.
"Indeed! I didn't know he had them until last night!", Ganondorf said as Master Hand then looked back at Wolf before giving out a irritated grunt and turning around and leaving the room.
"Good! I had to deal with Snake last night, but couldn't catch him! Get ready now, you have a busy day of fights and errands to do for me!", he said as he left the room and went down the hallway. The villain smashers then waited a few minutes before sighing in relief and wiping their sweaty foreheads.
"Phew! That was a close one!", Dark Pit said in a relieved tone.
"In case something like that ever happens again, we better communicate through telekinesis, right Mewtwo?", Ganondorf said.
"Indeed! That was too close!", Mewtwo said.
"Well, at least we can go...OH MY HEAD! MY ACHING HEAD!", King Dedede cried as the other villain smashers joined in with him. Due to Master Hand's yelling, their headaches had worsened, which they only felt now since Master Hand was gone.
"AAARGH! IT HURTS!", Bowser Jr. cried as he fell onto his back, as did the other villain smashers.
"WOLF!", Ganondorf yelled angrily as he held onto his head.
"Alrighty everyone! Breakfast is-a ready!", Mario announced as he, Luigi, and Mr. Game and Watch rolled out the breakfast cart as a bunch of cheers and hollers were made in the dining room.
"Alright!", Sonic said.
"Pika pika!", Pikachu exclaimed.
"Food!", the children smashers yelled as they piled up in a line and grabbed as much as they could before running off to their own table, making Mario and Luigi chuckle to themselves.
"You know, I'm starting to believe on-a what Master Hand says about those children.", Mario said.
"About them being savages and-a planning to roast us alive? I-a believe it!", Luigi laughed as Mario joined in.
"Why those annoying, abominable antagonists...", a voice grumbled outside of the dining room door.
"Speaking of getting someone fired up...", Mario said as the dining room door bursted open as Master Hand floated in and over to the garbage can.
"What-a has you riled up right now Master Hand?", Mario asked.
"Those villains! They bought some cigarettes yesterday! And right after I spent a good amount of time chasing Snake down!", Master Hand said.
"We're you able to catch him?", Megaman asked as he took a sip of his E-Tank.
"No! I don't know how he's able to avoid me! And I wasn't about to chase him during the assist trophies announcement last night. URGH! If only I had the chance to catch him!", Master Hand said as he opened the garbage can. Suddenly, a gloved hand stuck out and offered to take off what was on Master Hand's...uh...hand.
"I'll take that for you.", a gruff voice said.
"Oh, thank you!", Master Hand said as he handed the carton of cigarettes over to the hand, which then dived back down into the can as the lid closed on top. Master Hand then turned around and began to leave the dining room.
"But one day I will catch him!", Master Hand announced as he left. The hero smashers then looked at each other before hearing a lighter noise heard in the garbage can as smoke came out of it.
"He gave me another carton to use! Ha ha! What a sucker!", the voice said again.
"Uhh...", Daisy began.
"Don't, let Master Hand figure out for himself!", Bayonetta advised as everyone else then went back to breakfast.
"Well, I would-a just like to say that it has-a been great getting back into the cooking business! I have-a missed my old job compared to what I-a do right now.", Mario said.
"Oh, we have no doubts about it. You've been looking like a zombie for a couple of days now.", Robin said.
"Urgh, that's-a because Master Hand barely gave me time off to rest.", Mario complained.
"Well, you did sign up for the job too eagerly instead of thinking it through.", Cloud pointed out, making the plumber facepalm himself.
"Yes, but I-a don't think I can talk to-a Peach yet...", Mario persisted.
"Goodness Mario! It's-a just a disagreement, not the end of-a the world!", Luigi chastised his older brother as Mario gave out a sad puff.
"Maybe not for-a you, but for me...", Mario mumbled as he lied on the top of the table.
"I hope that breakfast is good!", a voice from the other side of the dining room door said as everyone groaned when they recognized the penguin's voice. The villain smashers then walked into the room as they grabbed their plates and food before heading over to their table and sitting down. However, King Dedede was very wroth as he saw the menu items available.
"TOAST!? FRUIT!? OATMEAL!? I WANT PANCAKES, AND I WANT THEM NOW!", King Dedede shouted, only for Ganondorf and Bowser to grab him and push him onto his usual seat at their table.
"Shut up Dedede!", Ganondorf commanded before giving out a low growl as if he was in pain, which the other villain smashers did likewise.
"What's the matter Ganondorf? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?", Marth teased as Ganondorf shot an icy glare at him.
"Be quiet or I'll use you as my punching bag!", Ganondorf warned before he returned to his breakfast. Surprising the hero smashers, the villain smashers were very quiet this morning compared to how they usually were, but the hero smashers paid no attention to it as they returned to their conversations.
"So, have you been able to find out if you get any time off from paperwork?", Cloud asked as he took a sip of his coffee.
"No, but I don't think I will-a be working as late if I'm-a working midday. Especially if those two are working all night...", Mario said as he pointed at Link and Fox, the Hylinian still sleeping in his oatmeal while Fox continued snoring. The two looked like they didn't even get a second of sleep last night, obvious to the fact that they were in their regular clothes instead of their sleeping clothes. The adults couldn't help but snicker to themselves as the two continued sleeping on. The children smashers then looked up from where they were eating at and noticed the two snoozers before getting up and investigating them.
"Hey, come on older me, you can't fall asleep like this.", Young Link said as he pulled on Link's collars.
"Do you think Fox will wake up if I pull on his ears?", Lucas asked as the other shrugged while Lucas climbed into the seat next to Fox and began pulling his ears, the vulpine pilot not even flinching after being touched.
"Wow! These guys are knocked out cold!", Toon Link stated as Ness, Popo, and Nana then had their mouths curve into mischievous grins. The three then walked up to Link and each took position as they all ready themselves.
"So that means he won't wake up...if I do this!?", Popo said as he gave Link a wet willy. Link barely even budged as Popo snickered to himself.
"Or if I do THIS!?", Nana said as she punched Link in the shoulder, which made the Hero of Time just sink further into his oatmeal.
"Or if I do this!?", Ness said as he brought his foot back and circled it once before shooting it forward, right in between Link's legs.
"HHHAAARRRGH!", a high-pitched shriek came as Link raised his face from his oatmeal as he screamed out and fell backwards before grabbing his...uh...area.
"HYAH! HAR! HYAW!", Link yelled indecisively as the children smashers then looked at each other before bursting out into laughter.
"HAHA! HE CAN'T EVEN YELL COMPREHENSIBLE WORDS!", Nana laughed as everyone then fell down and continued letting their tears out from how hard they laughed.
"Zzzzz...", a snore came from Fox as the children smashers then stopped and looked at each other before smiling evilly and rubbing their hands together as Ness got up and went to go over, but Samus blocked him off from the pilot.
"Ness, that was very wrong what you did.", Samus scolded as Ness put on a sulking face.
"But miss Samus, I...", Ness pleaded.
"You didn't do it hard enough.", Samus said with a wink as Ness then smiled before Samus then kicked Fox in between his legs.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!", Fox screamed as he reeled his head back before his pitch rose and his voice cracked. The adult smashers then joined in on the laughter with the exception of the villain smashers aside from Wolf, who snickered at Fox's misery.
"AHA HA HA! I LOVE IT WHEN HE GOES NASALLY!", Sonic laughed.
"TEE HEE HEE! A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY HANDED ON A SILVER PLATTER!", Mario said.
"PIKA PIKA!", Pikachu laughed as Samus picked him up and hugged him.
"I bet you enjoyed that the most, didn't you?", Samus asked the Pokemon.
"Pikachu!", the mouse replied happily.
"Oh...the...ultimate...betrayal...", Fox whimpered as everyone continued laughing at his and Link's pain.
"Ohhh...why...?", Link asked in a quiet voice, finally able to speak properly again.
"Cause why not!?", Little Mac rhetorically asked as the hero smashers died down in their laughter.
"Even better, we got it one video!", Falco said as he showed his phone the video he had taken as the two screamed yet again, making the smashers laugh a little harder yet again.
"We should upload this online!", Captain Falcon suggested as he and Falco then high-fived each other.
"You know Douglas, that ain't a bad idea.", Falco said with a cheeky grin. Fox then pulled himself off the ground and glared at the avain and racecar driver before standing up to his feet.
"When...oh...did you two...become buddy buddy?", Fox asked with irritation, but not without pausing in between breaths from his recovery.
"I don't know, when did you and Samus become a thing?", Falco asked sarcastically as the hero smashers then chuckled at the pilot's words, but Fox felt there was something more to it. As if Falco was, in some way, bitter towards him.
"Zelda, how could you laugh at my misfortune?", Link asked as the princess giggled in response.
"To be perfectly honest with you, you had it coming a long ago!", Zelda snickered as Link moaned in pain.
"So-a much for the title 'hero'!", Mario said.
"AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH", a voice yelled from down the hallway as everyone then stopped laughing and immediately became quiet. The scream sounded like someone was stabbed, bone-chilling was the effect that it had on everyone in the dining room.
"What was that?", Lucas asked fearfully.
"Squirtle squirt!", Squirtle cried as he jumped into Trainer Red's arms and hugged onto him tightly.
"It's okay Squirtle, I have you.", Red comforted as Pikachu and Pichu then jumped onto Samus as Jigglypuff hid behind Kirby. The room remained quiet for a few more seconds before the dining room door bursted open, only for everyone to sigh in relief as a repsonse.
"Oh, it was-a only Crazy Hand...", Mario said as he swiped the sweat off his brow. Crazy Hand was huffing and puffing like an angry bull as he surveyed the room, making everyone look at him bewildered.
"Crazy Hand, what's wrong?", Marth asked as the hand shot a glare at the prince.
"SOMEONE SNUCK INTO MY STASH OF WINE!", Crazy Hand shouted as the villain smashers then widened their eyes before looking nervously around the room as if they were innocent.
"I thought you said Crazy Hand wouldn't be able to tell if a bottle of his was missing!", Ganondorf snarled telekinetically as the villain smashers communicated through Mewtwo's mind.
"I thought he would be too stupid to notice! Besides, he has thousands of bottles in his stash, how could he notice that two were missing!?", Mewtwo asked.
"Well we're really screwed now, aren't we!?", Wolf asked as the villain smashers did their best to deceive with their facial expressions.
"ALRIGHT, WHO DID IT!?", Crazy Hand interrogated as he flew across the room, checking each of the smashers as he studied everyone's face.
"Hmm, no agitation from any late night drinking. Your safe!", Crazy Hand said as he flew away.
"Um...I'm a robot...", Megaman said, but Crazy Hand paid no attention as he came up to Charizard and inspected him.
"I don't sense any drinking from you, but I do sense a low i.q.!", Crazy Hand said before flying away. Charizard then looked at Trainer Red with big, sad eyes as Red patted him on the head.
"It's okay Charizard, you're not dumb.", Red comforted.
"GAH! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHO DRANK MY STASH!", Crazy Hand shouted.
"Hopefully he doesn't sense anything on us!", Dark Pit said telekinetically.
"It'll be even better if he doesn't investigate us!", King Dedede said telekinetically as Crazy Hand was about to turn around to them, but Mario stopped him.
"Crazy, maybe you-a drank it and did not realize that you did.", Mario suggested.
"No way! I always know when I drank or didn't drank something!", Crazy Hand protested.
"But maybe you forgot this time.", Marth spoke up.
"It is possible.", Palutena chimed in. Crazy Hand then began to think on it as the villain smashers looked at each other's eyes before Crazy Hand sighed and drooped down.
"But I was sure I didn't drink it...", Crazy Hand whined.
"It's okay Crazy, we all-a forget something from one time to another.", Mario said.
"Yeah, you guys are right. Still, I always keep a good track of what I have in my stash.", Crazy Hand said as he exited the dining room.
"Good! He's gone!", Ganondorf said telekinetically.
"Let's hope that's the last time something like this happens!", Bowser said. Suddenly, the intercom came on, followed by Master Hand's voice.
"Villian smashers, I need you to do some shopping today. No if's, and's, or but's about it!", Master Hand said over the intercom.
"Should we have a mild protest to make no one suspicious?", Wolf asked telekinetically.
"Actually, yes, that way we look normal.", Ganondorf agreed as the villian smashers did their best to fake protest.
"ARE YOU-A KIDDING ME!? WE JUST-A DID IT YESTERDAY!", Wario 'complained'.
"I DETEST THIS ACTION CALLED UPON BY MASTER HAND! WE ARE NOT HIS SLAVES!", Mewtwo yelled.
"I HATE CHORES!", Bowser Jr. shrieked so loud, it made everyone cover their ears, even the villian smashers.
"NO WAY AM I DOING THIS! I HAD AN AWFUL BREAKFAST AND WILL NOT TOLERATE MASTER HAND'S INJUSTICE!", King Dedede shouted.
"Your words fall on deaf ears...not that I have ears to begin with anyways. Just come get the list and get over it.", Master Hand said as the villain smashers then faked their grumbling as they left the dining room and headed over to Master Hand's office before Bowser knocked on the door. After a few seconds, Master Hand opened it and handed them a list of items that they had to pick up.
"Buy those items, then you can come back and brood over the day you had just spent. Oh, and no cigarettes.", Master Hand said as he glared at Wolf, who looked up at the ceiling and whistled in response.
"Fine, but don't expect us to do everything you ask!", Bowser said as he slammed the door and stormed away.
"Oh, I never do in the first place.", Master Hand said as the villian smashers then entered the garage and boarded the train car before pulling out of the manaion's garage and heading straight towards the city. Ganondorf then smiled as did everyone else as they cheered and gave high-fives.
"I say that was a mighty performance gentlemen!", Ganondorf cackled.
"I say we did great! Hey! My headache is gone!", Mewtwo said as he and the other villain smashers then felt their heads and smiled evilly.
"Oh, that feels better!", Dark Pit said.
"Maybe I cured everyone when I yelled! I must say, I am proud of my act!", Bowser Jr. said as Bowser rubbed the top of his son's head.
"Oh, that was amazing Jr.! No one could have done it better than you!", Bowser praised.
"Maybe, but I'm still not going to do anything since I received a crummy breakfast!", King Dedede said as he crossed his arms and sat down as the villain smashers continued laughing.
"It's okay Dedede, we're out of the mansion now!", Wolf said as the villian smashers continued laughing until they saw Dedede's stern face.
"Ha ha...you're-a joking, right?", Wario asked as King Dedede glared at him. The car remained quiet for a few seconds before the villain smashers then groaned in anger.
"DEDEDE! YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ARE YOU!?", Mewtwo yelled as he facepalmed himself.
"I always mean what I say! And I ain't doing anything that Master Hand commanded us to do!", King Dedede pouted like a child.
"You'll do something I say! Take this!", Ganondorf roared as he drew his fist back and charged up a Warlock Punch. King Dedede then turned his head around as his eyes widened in fear before Ganondorf's fist shot forward and crushed Dedede's nose. Blood then began to pour out of the penguin's nose as King Dedede then had sad eyes and began to cry like a baby.
"WAH! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?", King Dedede cried.
"SILENCE FOOL! WE ALREADY HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY, I DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT COVERING SOMETHING ELSE UP RIGHT NOW!", Ganondorf yelled as he sat back down in his seat, a vein popping out on his head as the other villain smashers sweat dropped in response.
"So...uh...Ganondorf, do we stop by Giygas and Akuma today?", Mewtwo nervously asked. Ganondorf then sighed before giving an evil grin.
"Yes! Today, a new recruit will join us!", Ganondorf announced as the villian smashers cheered on.
"Who is it!? Who is it!?", Bowser Jr. asked impatiently.
"I-A THINK I KNIOW WHO IT-A IS!", Wario said excitedly.
"It should be pretty obvious by now.", Dark Pit said.
"WAAAAHHHHH!", King Dedede cried.
"SHUT UP DEDEDE!", the villian smashers yelled as the penguin continued crying as the train continued on towards the city.
"So, we have a couple of hours before we are needed back in the office. Want to sleep while we have the chance?", Link asked as he and Fox snuck into the living room. The two were hiding from Master Hand, who was obviously tormenting them to do his bidding. Thankfully, they were able to get away from the creator of the tournament and managed to bypass most of the security cameras as they entered the living room.
"Are you kidding!? Let's shut the door so he won't be able to see us!", Fox replied as the two closed the door quietly as they could before sneaking over towards the couches and plopped down on them.
"Ohhhh...I'm going to sleep for nine hours now.", Link said as he yawned before rolling onto his side.
"Yeah, just don't snore now or we'll be doomed to work a whole night again.", Fox warned.
"Huh? Why?", Link asked.
"Because you're an idiot with computers...", Fox said bitterly as he rolled on his side while Link grumbled some words in response before lying down and facing away from the vulpine. As the two were drifting off into their dreams, the intercom came on in the living room.
"You two are idiots. I saw you sneak in there. Get up for your battle against Marth and Ike!", Master Hand shouted as Link and Fox then groaned in response.
"NO!", Link yelled.
"BUT WHY!?", Fox complained.
"Because I want views, which brings money, which allows me to let you live here and eat my food, so I can keep my job! Now shut up and get to work!", Master Hand commanded as the two tiresome heroes got up and began their way to the teleportation room.
"Nice work fairy boy...", Fox grumbled as Link gritted his teeth in response.
"You better hope that friendly fire is off you filthy animal!", Link shouted.
"Alien.", Fox corrected.
"SHUT UP!", Link shouted as the two went on their way, continuing to argue as they went.
"YES! MY-A BRO DID IT!", Luigi cheered as he jumped up from his seat. He, Daisy, Yoshi, Trainer Red, Cloud, and Sonic were busy watching the match going on between the red-cladded plumber and R.O.B. Thankfully, Mario was able to dodge the robot's projectiles and landed a foward smash on R.O.B. as he won the battle. Crowds were giving off praises as they missed watching Nintendo's mascot for a while.
"MARIO! MARIO!", the crowds cheered from the TV screens as Mario posed and waved to his fans.
"Luigi, you seem so excited for Mario's victory.", Daisy said as Luigi danced happily to himself. Luigi then stopped dancing when he realized that he was performing in front of everybody in the room before looking at his feet and kicking the ground.
"Eh he...I-a guess it's-a been a while since he last been in a match...", Luigi stammered.
"How long ago?", Daisy asked.
"If I recall, that one big tournament battle at New Donk City, your first battle.", Cloud stated.
"And the one where you got beaten to a pulp by her!", Sonic snickered as Cloud seered a deadly glare at him. Soon, a sudden flash appeared in front of them as Mario and R.O.B. stepped off the teleportation platform while Mario stuck his hand out.
"Good job R.O.B.! I-a hope you aren't salty about it.", Mario said as R.O.B. then grabbed Mario's hand and moved his robotic arms up and down in an attempt to shake.
"I do not find anywhere in my data that I have an exterior that is comprised of the element Sodium Chloride, or salt as humans usually identify it as.", R.O.B. replied as Mario gave a hearty laugh.
"No, I-a mean I hope you aren't-a angry about the battle.", Mario explained.
"I do not comprehend what message or command you are trying to relay to me.", R.O.B. stated.
"He means he hopes you weren't too emotional going into the fight.", Daisy stepped in.
"Emotions. Those describe humans reactions to the situation around them.", R.O.B. stated.
"But you surely have emotions, right?", Daisy asked.
"I do not see anywhere in my command list to imitate emotions. I cannot process emotions.", R.O.B. said.
"But Megaman can have emotions, why can't...", Daisy started, but was cut off by Trainer Red putting his hand on her shoulder.
"Let it go, he wasn't built for that, only taking orders and completing them.", Red said. Daisy looked like she was about to hesitate at first, but then complied as she held her tongue.
"Well now, I think this-a return back to normal life calls for a celebration snack! Who's-a with me!?", Mario said as Yoshi licked his lips in anticipation.
"Oh! Does that mean Yoshi gets a whole bunch of fruit. Please say yes! Please say yes!", Yoshi begged as Mario and Luigi laughed while petting him on the head.
"Why of course Yoshi, feel free to eat as much fruit as you want!", Mario said as Yoshi gave a happy chirp.
"I hope that means you're making chili dogs!", Sonic said as he rubbed his hands together and also licked his lips.
"Sonic, you do realize you can make-a them yourself right?", Mario asked rhetorically.
"But what's the point in doing it if you're already making them?", Sonic said with a slick grin as the plumber sighed in response.
"You're-a hopless. What about you Cloud, will-a some cake sound nice?", Mario asked.
"That sounds good, hopefully it was made by Peach.", Cloud stated as the group began to leave the room. However, Mario then sighed sadly before drooping his head down and stopping in his tracks.
"Oh no...", he said sadly.
"Don't-a tell me you're still-a afraid of talking to her!", Luigi yelled before facepalming himself.
"I know I should-a talk things out with her, but I don't-a know if I'm-a ready yet.", Mario confessed.
"Mario, it's-a about being a good husband.", Luigi said.
"And a good room guest...", Cloud added on with a cough. The two bros then looked up and glared at the SOLDIER in response to his comment.
"REALLY!? THAT COMING FROM-A BAD ROOM HOST!?", Mario yelled agitatedly.
"Well, if you were a good husband at first, we wouldn't have this situation.", Cloud said with a snicker. Mario then looked at Luigi, who nodded his head with Mario's, before the both of them bolted down the hallway.
"QUICK LUIGI! LET'S-A GET RID OF THE CAKE BEFORE HE CAN-A GET IT!", Mario shouted as Cloud's eyes widened in response before he too took off after them.
"HEY! KEEPT YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY CAKE!", Cloud warned as everyone else sweatdropped at the others actions.
"Sheesh! And I thought Bowser still trying to hit on Peach was cringy.", Sonic stated.
"Yeah! Yoshi really wished Bowser would stop pressing onto Peach, she's made it clear!", Yoshi said.
"Yeah, I know exactly what you mean...", Daisy said as she sighed to herself before lowering her head and looking the other way.
"Come on! Let's catch up to them!", Sonic said as he zoomed off with Yoshi right behind them.
"Let's hurry Daisy!", Trainer Red said as he began to run, but stopped immediately when he didn't hear any footsteps following him. Trainer Red then looked around and saw Daisy standing by herself. Trainer Red then began walking towards her while calling out to her.
"Hey Daisy, don't you want some of that cake?", Trainer Red asked. Daisy then looked up with a troubled look on her face as Trainer Red was then puzzled by her behavior.
"Uh, what's the matter?", Trainer Red asked.
"Well, how do you feel about Bowser hitting on Peach?", Daisy asked, which Trainer Red then gave her a confused look.
"Well, about the same as last time I told you. I think it's weird, like what I told you with the female trainers having...uh...'interesting' relationships with their male Lucarios or male Sceptiles.", Trainer Red answered.
"I mean how do you feel about the part when she's made it clear that she's not interested.", Daisy cleared up as Trainer Red then gave a 'ohhh' sound.
"Well, when you put it like that, I find it annoying. Especially since she rejected him the first time.", Trainer Red said.
"Even if you thought he wasn't that evil on the inside? Or the fact that he's ugly?", Daisy asked as Red scratched his head.
"Well, to be fair, Bowser is pretty evil. I think...wait a minute, how does this pertain to you?", Trainer Red finally asked as Daisy sighed.
"Well, there's this guy that would like me to date him. You've probably seen him, but don't know him. He's always identified himself as Luigi's rival...", Daisy started.
"Wait, you don't mean Waluigi do you!?", Trainer Red asked with a gag in his throat. Daisy's eyes then widened in response to Trainer Red's correct guess.
"How do you know him!?", she asked.
"He's an assist trophy that appears every once and a while to help in battle.", Trainer Red explained as Daisy facepalmed herself.
"Oh no, why did I forget that?", she asked herself.
"Wait, Waluigi has been trying to get with you!? UGH! I don't blame you!", Trainer Red said as he stuck his tongue out in disgust.
"That's the thing! I try not to base it off their looks or how they act differently, but...but...", Daisy stuttered.
"But you've made it clear multiple times already? And he still hasn't let you go?", Trainer Red finished. Daisy then nodded her head in response.
"Well, I'm sorry for you Daisy, I didn't realize you've experienced the same ordeal as Peach.", Trainer Red comforted. However, it seemed as if Daisy's mood was made worst at the mere mention of the other royalty.
"I don't want to seem stingy, but why does everyone worry about her? I mean, I can take care of myself, but I'm still human too and want a hero to rescue me every now and then...", Daisy confessed as Trainer Red looked down in guilt.
"I'm sorry, we should have gotten to know you better. At least you still have your knight in shining armor to protect you from ugly weirdos.", Trainer Red encouraged as Daisy gave him a weak smile.
"MARIO! HELP! HE'S-A TWISTING MY ARM!", a voice rang from the kitchen as a loud shriek was soon followed.
"HEY! LET GO OF THE CAKE AND-A MY BRO BEFORE I...HEY! LET-A GO OF MY ARM BEFORE I...WOOOOOOOAAAAAH OOOOOOOHHHH OHHHH!", Mario then screamed as Daisy and Trainer Red looked at each other before laughing tears out of their eyes.
"Well, I didn't say that the armor had to be protective, only shiny. Come to think of it, it could be just tinfoil instead!", Trainer Red laughed as Daisy joined in with him.
"Oh you're so right! Come! Let's be the ones to save the knight instead!", Daisy said as the two then aimed for the doorway.
"So do you feel better?", Trainer Red asked.
"Oh, much better thanks to your input.", Daisy praised as Trainer Red scratched the back of his head.
"Hey, anything for a friend!", he said as the two the exited the room, but not before passing Link, Fox, Marth, and Ike on the way out. Daisy and Trainer Red then looked at each other and snickered as they noticed Link and Fox's sleep deprivation before grinning cheekily and waving at the two.
"Good luck ladies!", Daisy taunted as she and Red laughed while Link and Fox steamed at them.
"SHUT UP!", both of them yelled as Daisy and Trainer Red then walked away as the four got ready for their battle.
"Is he nearby yet?"
"Shut it Dedede! He's-a getting here as quick as-a he can!", Wario spatted at the penguin. King Dedede then rolled his eyes as he rolled over on to his side while waiting for whoever Wario was waiting for. The villian smashers had gotten all of their shopping done and were bypassing time by returning to Giygas and Akuma. The two had been waiting for them for some time as Ganondorf discussed the future plan with the alien.
"Now, we know where our ship must be built, but how do you plan to get to it with no trouble?", Ganondorf questioned Giygas as the alien smirked in response. Giygas then pointed at Bowser before pointing down at the floor.
"When I finish my teleporter and we recruit the Koopas for our army, they will dig a tunnel all the way to the abandoned warehouses.", Giygas explained.
"But I'm confused. Can't you just teleport them there instead of creating a tunnel?", Bowser asked while scratching his head with one of his clawed fingers.
"Technically, yes. But that might create a disturbance that Master Hand could sense, since we are teleporting from one place to another on this planet instead of to another planet, universe, or dimension.", Giygas explained.
"How so?", Bowser Jr. asked, intrigued by the statement that Giygas made.
"Does it have something to do with waves of energy or something like that?", Mewtwo asked.
"Something along those lines. Pretty much, the more you use the planet's power on the planet, the easier it is to sense.", Giygas explained.
"So you won't be using your new powers?", Wolf asked.
"Not yet at least...", Giygas said with an evil grin on his face.
"So, when is the teleporter ready?", Ganondorf asked with haste.
"It should be ready tonight. Much easier to build that than a battle ship!", Giygas said with an evil chuckle.
"Good, that means recruitment can move along much smoother.", Ganondorf said.
"When does it begin?", Dark Pit asked.
"After Bowser recruits his army, we'll go with Dedede's, then possibly Mewtwo's hoard of Pokemon, then probably some mercenaries from Wolf, and henchmen of mine.", Ganondorf stated as everyone grinned evilly at the idea.
"Oh yes! There's plenty of mercenaries that want McCloud dead!", Wolf spat as he began to ponder on who to hire.
"Good! We'll need ships and other vehicles to help arm our battle ship!", Ganondorf stated.
"I'll tell my troops to prepare my fleet just in case!", Bowser said.
"Good! Then everything should be in order!", Giygas complimented.
"So, what do we do now?", Wolf asked.
"We just wait until the new recruit gets here.", Ganondorf ordered when just on que the door downstairs was opened as footsteps soon followed before the door was bursted open as a tall, lanky fellow dressed in purple overalls and upside-down L's came into the room all excited as he looked around the room in anticipation. Wario then grinned as he got up and walked over to the person.
"How's it-a going Waluigi!?", Wario asked as Waluigi studied the room for another second before looking at his brother.
"OH! VERY GOOD! I CAN'T-A BELIEVE I FINALLY GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE TOURNAMENT!", Waluigi cheered happily as he began dancing in happiness.
"Hate to break it to you chum, but you aren't in!", Bowser stated harshly as Waluigi stopped dancing before falling to the ground, completely on his knees and pounding the ground with all the strength he had.
"NO! THAT'S-A NOT FAIR! I HAVE-A BEEN FAITHFUL THIS WHOLE TIME, AND I STILL DON'T-A GET ACCEPTED!? URGH! I HATE MASTER HAND!", Waluigi yelled before covering his mouth in fear as he looked at the villain smashers.
"Uh...just-a pretend I didn't say-a that...", Waluigi begged. However, the villain smashers grinned in response, which startled the lanky man.
"Oh, don't worry Waluigi. We won't tell him. But do tell us, how much do you hate him?", Ganondorf asked through his grin as Waluigi looked at the ground and circled his foot around.
"Well, he just-a uses me for an Assist trophy spot...and he-a doesn't respond to my emails or calls...and he-a seems disgusted every time I show up...", Waluigi went on, the nervousness now being replaced by pure anger made evident by his foot stopped circling and instead stomping the ground in complete irritation and the change in his voice from sorrow to fury.
"Oh, why-a beat around the bush at this moment? I HATE HIM SO MUCH!", Waluigi confessed.
"Good, that's what we want to hear...", Ganondorf laughed as the others joined in while Waluigi raised in eyebrow in response.
"Uh...what does-a this have to do with calling me...", Waluigi asked before stopping mid-sentence as he noticed Akuma in the background. Waluigi then went from confused to enflamed within seconds before quite literally blowing steam off his head at the martial artist as one of his long arms pointed at Akuma.
"YOU! I-A SAW YOU BEAT UP MY BRO THAT ONE DAY WHEN EVERYONE FACED OFF AGAINST YOU! I'M-A GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY!", Waluigi threatened as he charged forward.
"WALUIGI! DON...", Wario started, but was too late. Waluigi charged forward before lunging and trying to punch Akuma, but Akuma was too quick and dodged the punch before retaliating with a kick to Waluigi's chest. Waluigi stepped back and clung to his chest before getting up and trying to attack him again, but the other villain smashers stopped him from doing so.
"No! He's one of us!", Wolf yelled as Waluigi widened his eyes in response.
"WHAT!?", he yelled. Ganondorf then stepped forward and motioned to the other two villains.
"These two are part of our organization and aren't part of the tournament, which brings me to the main point. All of us hate Master Hand, so we are going to revolt and destroy him and most of the heroes in the process. What we are asking you as of now Waluigi is that you join our group and become a full member of our group. We shall overthrow the tournament and Master Hand, conquering all worlds in the process!", Ganondorf stated. Waluigi remained silent for a minute, not sure how to take it in when he then smirked evilly and rubbed his hands together.
"OHHH WOW! THIS-A PLAN SOUNDS AMAZING!", Waluigi cheered. Ganondorf then looked at the man before extending his arm out to him.
"So, what do you say Waluigi? Care to join our group and help us conquer the worlds?", Ganondorf asked.
"WAIT! YOU-A MEAN IT!? YOU WANT-A ME TO JOIN YOU GUYS!?", Waluigi asked, astonished by the offer.
"Well, Wario said he absolutely needs you. Isn't that reason enough?", Ganondorf asked. Waluigi then looked at Ganondorf's hand before a tear drop came out of his eye and immediately grabbed Ganondorf's hand and began shaking it rapidly.
"OH YEAH! I CAN-A FINALLY GET REVENGE ON THAT-A HAND! AND THE BEST PART, I-A DO IT WITH MY BROTHER!", Waluigi yelled as he and Wario hugged each other. Giygas then smirked before pressing a button before the villain cube screen came back up and Waluigi was added onto the group.
"Very well Waluigi! You shall join us in our universal conquest!", Ganondorf said as the villian smashers cheered.
"Yeah! We shall-a finally be taken seriously!", Wario said as he and Waluigi let go of each other and began to rub their hands together.
"Now, what shall-a we do to get rich very quick!", Waluigi asked his brother.
"Yep, he is Wario's brother...", Mewtwo said deadpanned before facepalming himself and rubbing his temple.
"Hmmm, do you think we should head back now?", Wolf asked as he checked his phone. Ganondorf then looked at the time and nodded his head before turning towards Giygas.
"I'm sorry that we have to leave so abruptly, but we need to get back so that Master Hand won't expect anything.", Ganondorf explained.
"Not a problem. I'll just contact you all when the teleporter is ready to be used.", Giygas replied.
"Tonight, correct?", Ganondorf asked as Giygas smirked and looked behind him as a tall, circular machine was near completion, only missing a few parts and screws to be put in.
"Yes, but come at a late hour.", Giygas ordered as Ganondorf chuckled in response.
"But of course! Now, Waluigi, make sure not to act suspicious if you are ever questioned got it?", Ganondorf asked as Waluigi stood at attention like an infantry man and did a salute.
"You can-a rely on me!", Waluigi assured as Ganondorf groaned in response.
"I hope so, you are Wario's brother after all...", Ganondorf said as the villian smashers got up and began to leave for home.
"WHAT'S-A THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN GANONDORF!?", Wario yelled, his face turning deep red.
"IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE A DUNDERHEAD STUPID!", King Dedede mocked.
"DEDEDE, YOU SHOULDN'T TALK! YOU'RE NOT ONLY DUMBER THAN WARIO, YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD!", Mewtwo yelled as King Dedede then wrothed over at the psychic Pokemon.
"I AM NOT DUMB OR A CHILD! WHY DON'T YOU ALL...", King Dedede spat.
"SILENCE!", Bowser roared as he punched Dedede in the nose. King Dedede then fell backwards and onto his rump before holding his nose and crying like a baby.
"WHY DO YOU ALL TORTURE ME!? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS ABUSE!? I'M TOTALLY INNOCENT!", King Dedede pitched as he began throwing a tantrum.
"SHUT UP!", the villian smashers then yelled as a slam was heard downstairs as the other three sweatdropped in response.
"Very curious group if I must say, it's a wonder how Ganondorf puts up with them.", Akuma stated before turning around and began to meditate.
"Indeed...", Giygas said in response.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE! YOU CAN'T HIDE!", a voice shouted as he chased down an individual. The individual being chased then began climbing a ladder until he got to the top of the floor and hid behind a barrel as the individual chasing climbed up and began running to the other side and climbed up even further.
"PHEW! I thought I would never lose him!", the person said as he got out from behind the barrel, revealing that it was Link. The individual chasing him was Ike, who Link was very afraid of the moment. Link then stepped out and rested against the barrel before breathing in and out a few times as he caught his breath.
"I wonder how Fox is doing...", he said. Unfortunately for the two, it was their battle against Marth and Ike on the Wrecking Crew arena. Normally, the two wouldn't mind and be heated in battle against the two warriors, but unfortunately due to staying up all night with very little sleep at all meant no energy at all. To top it all off, they were facing one of the strongest smashers who could send them flying with just one hit. Link then peeked behind him to make sure he wasn't spotted or Ike coming back to beat him to a bloody pulp. Thankfully, he saw no one and sighed in relief.
"Good, no one knows where I am.", Link said to himself.
"That's where you're wrong.", a voice suddenly said as Link jumped to his feet as Marth jumped out of nowhere. Link then noticed Fox, who was trying to run to a ladder before Marth jumped in front of him and Link. Marth then smirked competitively as he raised his Falchion and pointed the blade at the two cowards.
"Now, let's end this quickly, agree?", Marth asked, antagonizing the two. Link and Fox then looked at each other before drawing their weapons and putting up a defensive stance.
"If we knock him out and let the time run out for Ike, we win.", Link said as Fox readied his blaster.
"Sounds like a good plan to me!", Fox said as he began firing away while Link drew his bow and arrow. Marth, however, did not back down and instead charged forward as the two wailed on him with their projectiles. The two then began to worry as Marth got closer and closer to them.
"Hey, why doesn't he looked damaged?", Fox asked.
"Because your lasers do practically nothing.", Link retorted.
"But why isn't he hurt from your arrows?", Fox asked as Link looked and gulped. Indeed, Marth did not appear to be damaged at all, let alone hit by an arrow. Marth then jumped forward and sliced Link across the chest as the Hylinian fell back before regaining his footing as Marth then kicked Fox in the chest as the pilot fell onto the floor.
"You do realize you missed me, right?", Marth asked as Link and Fox looked back and saw Link's arrows embedded in the wall and burn marks on the wall from Fox's lasers. The two then sweatdropped as they saw their failure.
"URGH! Stupid sleep deprivation!", Link protested as he lunged at Marth, who instead blocked and followed up with a kick to the face as Link fell to the floor.
"Don't worry Link, I've got him!", Fox said as he was about to jump forward, but someone then jumped behind Fox as the pilot turned around and screamed like a little girl as the person turned out to be Ike, who was grinning from ear to ear at the moment before readying his sword.
"Hey Fox, let me help you send you back to space!", Ike teased as he hit him with full force from his Ragnell, sending Fox flying from the stage and into the blast zone.
"Fox defeated!", Master Hand declared as the crowds exploded into cheering.
"Hey! I thought we were the fan favorit...GAH! ", Link cried as Marth then grabbed him and smirked before drawing close to one of Link's pointy ears.
"Have a nice flight.", was all Marth said before throwing Link to Ike, who hit him with a fully charged forward smash as Link was knocked out of the stage.
"GAME! Marth and Ike win!", Master Hand said over the intercom as Marth and Ike waved at their fans before being teleported to the teleportation room in the mansion, where Link and Fox were lying on the floor in defeat. The two swordmen laughed as the two tired smashers could barely get up from off the floor.
"Sorry guys, but that's the way it had to be.", Marth stated.
"At least our record went up, and easily too!", Ike laughed as Link and Fox groaned in response.
"Not cool guys!", Link whined as he lifted his face from off the floor.
"Oh Link, stop acting like a child!", someone scorned as Link looked and saw Zelda, Samus, Cloud, Mario, Luigi, and Megaman enter the room. The Mario Bros had some bandages around their wrists and black eyes while Cloud smirked at their misery.
"What happened to those two?", Fox asked as he pointed at the brothers.
"Oh, they bit off more than they could chew.", Cloud snickered to himself as Mario and Luigi sent him death glares.
"Come on, dinner is nearly ready.", Zelda said as Link and Fox struggled to get up.
"Ugh! I need sleep!", Link protested as Zelda picked him up by the hand, her only response was an eye roll. Samus then picked Fox up by the hand and helped him stand up before kissing him on the cheek.
"You did good for what it's worth.", she complimented.
"Really?", Fox asked.
"Yeah, at running away!", Megaman laughed as Samus and Cloud joined in on the laughter while Fox laid his ears down in embarrassment.
"Well, thanks a lot Megaman!", Fox snapped sarcastically as the three continued chuckling at the vulpine's misery. The group then walked into the dining room, where everyone else was waiting as Mr. Game and Watch rolled out the food onto the serving table. Surprisingly, King Dedede and Wario weren't the first to jump in line, instead sitting down completely still as the children smashers attacked the table and grabbed all that they could before running back to their table.
"Well, that's a shocker. I didn't expect Dedede and Wario to just wait there.", Ike observed.
"Indeed. Maybe they are finally considering about others.", Zelda suggested.
"Hopefully that is-a the case...", Mario said as the group then got in line and grabbed their food before taking their seats elsewhere. Soon, Master Hand came into the room and sniffed the air before making an 'mmmmm' sound.
"Ooohhh. Something tells me that Mr. Game and Watch made something scrumptious! We must make sure to thank him...and the villain smashers for going out and buying the food.", Master Hand said as his voice went from happy to downtrodden due to the fact that the villian smashers had to be praised. Reluctantly, the hero smashers then clapped their hands together as Ganondorf lifted his hand up to his ear.
"Do I hear something? Sounds like praise for once!", Ganondorf laughed as the other villain smashers then laughed along with him.
"HA HA! SUCKERS!", Wario said, antagonizing the hero smashers.
"WARIO! DEDEDE!", Master Hand then snapped as the two villain smashers then jumped out of their seats and began to sweat as Master Hand hovered above them.
"WHAT DID I DO WRONG!? I SAID NOTHING!", King Dedede protested as Master Hand cleared his throat.
"Good job not eating the food when you went shopping for it.", Master Hand sighed, not believing that he had to compliment Wario and King Dedede of all people. The two gluttons then looked at each other before turning back to Master Hand and smiling ear to ear with, what could be described, a suspicious smile.
"Aw! You praise-a us too much!", Wario said as if his words could be sugar-coated. Master Hand looked at him for a few seconds before shrugging it off and turning his attention back to Link and Fox.
"You two! Office! Now! Food will brought to you later!", Master Hand commanded as the two heroes then whined in response.
"WHAT!? THIS IS UNFAIR!", Fox shouted.
"I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO GO THIS LOW MASTER HAND!", Link yelled in response.
"Shut up and get moving!", Master Hand ordered as the two smashers then got up begrudgingly and walked to the office, kicking their feet along the floor as they did while everyone else laughed in response.
"Suckers!", Young Link teased.
"Poor guys!", Ryu laughed.
"HEH HEH! I love to watch Fox suffer!", Wolf laughed. Suddenly, Ganondorf felt his phone go off as he motioned the other villain smashers to talk louder so he could answer the phone without being caught.
"Hello?", Ganondorf asked.
"This is Giygas. The machine is ready.", the Cosmic Universal Destroyer stated as Ganondorf's eyes widened in response before turning his smile into an evil smirk.
"Thanks, I shall tell the others! Midnight it shall be!", Ganondorf said as he hung the phone up. The villian smashers then looked at the Gerudo with raised eyebrows in repsonse to the evil grin in Ganondorf's face.
"So...?", Mewtwo asked telekinetically as Ganondorf looked up and smiled at Bowser.
"Are you ready to recruit your army?", Ganondorf asked telekinetically.
Midnight had fallen over the land, though one could not tell what time it would be since the sun seems to never rise in the dark kingdom. The kingdom was surrounded by volcanoes, spurting lava and boulders caught on fire from its mouth as they covered the land. However, instead of its inhabitants sleeping like they normally would, almost everyone was up and heading towards the castle that was in the middle of the kingdom.
"What are we doing this for?", one inhabitant asked another.
"I don't know. Kamek only informed me to tell everyone else to go to the front of Lord Bowser's castle.", the other said back. Indeed, the kingdom was none other than the Koopa kingdom, the turtles marching forward towards Bowser's castle as the Koopa himself was preparing for his speech.
"So, we have finally begun our army have we?", Bowser asked as the other villain smashers nodded their heads and smirked evilly.
"Indeed! I can't wait until I recruit my own!", King Dedede said as he rubbed his hands together. Suddenly, the door bursted open as Bowser Jr. came running in, followed by seven other Koopa children as they stood in attention before their father.
"Daddy! The Koopalings agreed to be a part of our group!", Bowser Jr. laughed as Bowser looked proudly upon his children.
"Ludwig, Roy, Lemmy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Larry, you all are proving your worth to our kingdom!", he said with a sense of pride in his voice.
"No father! You are progressing our great kingdom forward!", Ludwig said with a heavy German accent. Bowser then smiled as all of the sudden a Koopa dressed in a blue robe and sunglasses flew into the room on his magic broom and pointed to the balcony in the front of the castle.
"They are waiting for you, my gnarliest.", the Koopa said as he bowed in respect to his leader.
"Very good Kamek! You truly are my most reliable servant!", Bowser complimented as he opened the doors and stepped onto the balcony, the wind blowing in his face, but no sign of him stopping now as he took proudful steps towards his people as the other villain smashers looked on in awe.
"Outstanding!", Wolf said.
"Incredible!", Mewtwo said.
"Behold, a true king!", Waluigi cheered as Bowser looked at his people and cleared his throat.
"My citizens, for far too long have we waged war against the Mushroom Kingdom, who have defeated us over and over again thanks to that pesky plumber Mario and his friends!", Bowser roared as the crowd began to boo and jeer.
"Curse that plumber!", someone from the crowd yelled as the crowd grew even more rowdy. Bowser then lifted his hand up as the crowd silenced down before he spoke again.
"And for years I have tried to marry the Princess, in order to make sure our kingdom was not doomed...", Bowser spoke on.
"Wait, doomed?", King Dedede asked, but only got 'shs' in response.
"And now that meddlesome Master Hand has forced me to participate in the tournament, away from my people!", Bowser said as the crowd grew angry again.
"We hate Master Hand! We want to be rid of him!", the crowd ranted as Bowser began to smirk evilly.
"It is with my great joy and pleasure to announce that me, my family, and my colleagues are now planning on removing the hand from power and conquering all worlds. But we need an army, a large army! And that is why I am in front before you! I need all of you to help us prepare a large battleship that will serve us in the future. We will conquer the smash world first, then the Mushroom Kingdom next, then the entire universe until all is ours! Now, what do you all say?", Bowser asked as the crowd remained silent for just a moment before a Koopa then spoke up.
"I will fight for Bowser! We are Koopas! We are the greatest!", the Koopa cheered as all of the other Koopa began to join and cheer along.
"YEAH! KOOPAS! KOOPAS!", the Koopa kingdom began to cheer as Bowser smiled villainously as the other villain smashers joined along. The first wave of their army was just drafted, and more would soon join them. It was only a matter of time now...
(Author's note)
Hey guys! How have you be...(looks at date) I KNOW! I KNOW! I have been pretty busy with work and applying for my college, so I haven't had time to write. And unfortunately, not being able to write can make it hard to do when you come back. Sure, on one hand, the chapter is out; however, on the other hand, it may feel sloppy. I don't know, that's just how I feel it may be at the time. Let me know how you feel about this chapter in the comments. Also, I don't do this much, I want to shout-out to AngelZeroExe and Micbot37. I hope you guys are still following the story, please let me know by a review if you guys are still here like everyone else (yes, I would love to see your guys reviews!). Anyways, just to clear some things up at the end, no, I am not portraying anyone or anything at the end there with the Koopa kingdom? I know that many 'controversial' things are being spatted out by the internet and media these days, but I try to keep my stories political free. I think fanfiction should be a place to escape the real world and just relax instead of worrying about what is going on right now (though I do think one should care what is happening in the world anyway). I just imagine that Koopas think they are the best (also, Ludwig's voice was inspired the Super Mario Bros Cartoon Show, man, hilarious it was). Anyways, this is a surprise Christmas present for all of those who have been waiting. So, MERRY CHRISTMAS! I hope you enjoy it! I know I will too, especially when I go see Rise of Skywalker! Hopefully it isn't too...(sees spoilers)...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (This is a joke). Anyway, I hope to publish a new chapter sooner next time, until then, Aloha! I don't own any of the characters, all characters belong to their respective owners.