Night had fallen over the city, everyone had returned to their homes and were fast asleep. But unbeknownst to them, two were awake and preparing for upcoming events that would occur. Possibly within a month or even weeks, the whole course of the world of Smash Bros would change. Down in the building, Giygas was reviewing blueprints for the battle ship that was to be built very soon; off to his side, Akuma was practicing different martial art techniques for his upcoming battle.
"I do have a question to ask you...", Akuma said as he practiced a round house kick before following with a sweep kick.
"And what is that?", Giygas asked as he pushed his seat back from his desk.
"The Koopas. Are they the only ones building our ship? Despite the massive amount that joined for our cause, do they have enough manpower themselves to build a ship that stretches for several miles, is thousands of feet tall, dig a tunnel, build a site to build our ship, inspect our ship, wire it...it's...it's all too much! And Ganondorf wants it done within a certain time limit, how are we able to pull it off!? Make them work twenty-four hours, seven days a week!?", Akuma asked, baffled by the sheer scope of the project. Giygas then looked down back the blue prints before bellowing an evil chuckle as he wrapped it up into a scroll.
"You ask very important questions. Thankfully, Ganondorf and I have already planned some of this out. Do not worry by how small our army seems now. Soon, it will dwarf any hope for the hero smashers!", Giygas said as he telekinetically picked up a picture of the Smash Mansion, which had every fighter in front of it posing for a picture. The villain then narrowed his eyes down on a certain boy with a red hat and baseball bat before he tore the picture straight in half.
"And nothing will save you this time Ness!", Giygas yelled before he let out a villainous laugh.
Morning had just arrived as the sun rose into the sky, the mansion beginning to stir awake as Master Hand floated down the hallway with a mug of coffee in his...uh...hand while he took in a deep breath.
"Alright, another day of smash, another day of work...urgh!", Master Hand said in a disgusted tone as he opened the door to his office.
"Well, I suppose that you two have...oh my goodness!", Master Hand exclaimed as he noticed the two sleep deprived heroes. Link was barely awake as he struggled to put a small pile of papers on top of the table while Fox looked as if he dozed off just a couple of seconds ago, his hand still typing away in the keyboard though. Master Hand then put his coffee down and floated over to the pilot before slightly slapping him in the face as Fox opened his eyes, which were deep red and bloodshot.
"Oh...what?", Fox asked in a slurred voice.
"Fox, it's me, Master Hand.", Master Hand said as Fox continued blinking his eyes before rubbing them and yawning.
"Ohh... Master Hand? What time is it?", he asked as the hand then looked over at the clock in the room.
"It's six A.M.", Master Hand answered as the two heroes looked at each other and began to cry.
"Oh come on! We haven't had a chance to sleep this entire night! Please Master Hand, allow us some time to recover!", Link pleaded as he fell on his knees and cupped his hands together as he groveled beneath Master Hand. Master Hand, somewhat shooken by Link's begging, backed away before helping Fox to his feet.
"Well, you two have caught up now...", he said as the two then looked up at him, their eager smiles widening after each passing second. Master Hand remained quiet for a few moments before he sighed.
"Oh well, I can take it from here...", he said.
"HOORAY!", Link and Fox shouted as they jumped up and hugged each other, scaring Master Hand in the process. The two then looked at each other before their faces blushed and immediately let go of each other and scratched behind their heads and gulped a few times.
"Anyway...uh...have a good nap I guess?", Master Hand said as the two heroes were suddenly gone from the room and were heard running down the hallway. Master Hand then leaned back in his seat and let out a sigh.
"If they only knew what they have tonight.", Master Hand said as he opened up his laptop and began working on his paperwork for the day.
Dawn had just arose, but Ganondorf was actively busy as he began dressing himself for the day. The Gerudo was looking at a piece of paper, smiling as he read what was written on it. It was then when the other villian smashers then began to arouse and wake up when they noticed what Ganondorf had in his hand.
"Hey, what is that Ganondorf?", Dark Pit asked as he swung his lower body over the edge of the top bunk while his legs swung down.
"OW! WHAT DID I WARN YOU ABOUT KICKING ME IN THE FACE AGAIN!?", Mewtwo yelled out as he rubbed his face from where Dark Pit had accidentally kicked him while the dark angel scoffed at the clone's threat.
"So much for the 'ultimate life-form', you can barely shake off a kick!", Dark Pit antagonized. Mewtwo then opened his eyes and sent an icy glare at the angel, the Pokemon's eyes turning from deep purple to bright blue as his hands began to glow purple while Dark Pit grabbed his bow staff before splitting it into the two blades.
"Oh, you're so going to lay for this you little...", Mewtwo started.
"HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!", Bowser jumped in before grabbing the two's heads and bashing them into each other. The two then fell backwards as they saw stars dancing before their eyes as Bowser looked up proudly at the leader of their group.
"All taken care of sir!", Bowser cheered as Ganondorf sweat-dropped at the Koopa's actions.
"Well, it worked nonetheless...", Ganondorf complimented as Bowser gave a toothy grin.
"So, what's-a on the list?", Wario asked as he put his overalls on. Ganondorf then crumbled the list before shoving and stuffing it into his pocket.
"No! None of you may read it! It contains the villains that we are hiring!", Ganondorf scowled at the others.
"But why not!?", Bowser Jr. demanded while stomping his foot onto the ground in impatience.
"Because I will let you know when the time comes. Besides, you would ruin the plan if you knew who they were!", Ganondorf chastised as the villain smashers hung their heads in shame.
"Aw! But we really want to know!", Wolf said in an extremely annoying kid noise, which fumed the Gerudo even more so.
"NO!", Ganondorf yelled with a loud voice, silencing the whole room. After a few seconds, Ganondorf facepalmed himself as he sat down and began to rub his temple, trying his best not to lose his temper again.
"Okay, listen. Giygas and I have already chosen who we want for our team. If any of them get announced before they join us, it could spell doom all over the plan we had just created.", Ganondorf explained as the villian smashers then nodded their heads in agreement.
"Still, what are you planning to do today?", Bowser asked as Ganondorf smiled, at last a question that was a good one.
"Perfectly on time Bowser! I need everyone to join me as we sneak out if the mansion. In particular, I need you, Mewtwo, and King Dedede.", Ganondorf explained.
"What!?", Wolf asked.
"You heard me! I need those three!", Ganondorf reiterated.
"But what do-a you possibly want with King Dedede!?", Wario asked, shocked by the notion of the penguin being required. King Dedede then began to laugh as he pointed at the other rejected villians.
"HA HA! YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACES! YOU ALL LOOK SO STUPID! HA HA...OMMPPPH!", King Dedede then exclaimed as Ganondorf grabbed the penguin by the mouth and began squeezing it shut, tightly.
"Don't think I haven't forgotten about what I said about you being the punching bag...", Ganondorf growled while King Dedede then began to whine in sadness before Ganondorf let him go and turned his attention to the others.
"The rest of you, get busy and prepare yourselves. We need to leave before anyone spots us.", Ganondorf said as the villain smashers then nodded their heads in obedience as they prepared themselves for the day.
"And Bowser...", Ganondorf said as the turtle turned his attention back to the King of Darkness.
"Yes?", Bowser asked.
"Pick up the slackers off the floor.", Ganondorf commanded as Bowser looked towards the ground and saw Mewtwo and Dark Pit, their eyes still spinning as they lied stunned on the floor. Bowser then picked up the psychic and dark angel as he left the room to prepare the train while Ganondorf stayed back and reered an evil grin.
An hour had passed since Master Hand had sent Link and Fox away, the two now enjoying a good nap. Since then, breakfast had been prepared as Mario, Luigi, and Mr. Game and Watch catered everything out and were watching everyone get their food while they stayed back and waited for their turn. As the smashers were grabbing their plates and sitting down, Mario couldn't help but stare at his wife. The two had not so much as talked within the past week or so and the effects were weighing down on the plumber as he could only bear to look at her when she didn't notice.
"You know, you can make this-a whole thing up if you just talk to-a her!", Luigi commented as he noticed his brother's facial expressions. However, Mario returned his offer with a sad sigh.
"Words alone cannot make-a us come together again. I'm-a sure she isn't ready to talk yet either.", Mario said as Luigi rolled his eyes.
"*BEEP!*", Mr. Game and Watch let out as he pointed at the grilled chicken on the breakfast cart.
"I agree too.", Luigi followed as Mario crossed his arms and looked at Mr. Game and Watch.
"I'm-a not a chicken! What would-a you know you two-dimensional bucko?", Mario asked annoyingly.
"*BEEP!*", Mr. Game and Watch shouted as he held up his right hand as Mario's eyes widened and immediately facepalmed himself in response.
"Oh yeah, I forget that-a you are a married man sometimes...", Mario said.
"So are-a you! You need to make things right!", Luigi said.
"But I-a don't know if I-a can!", Mario said before he let his face fall onto the countertop and began to weep as tears rolled out of his eyes. Luigi, however, showed no sympathy as he instead rolled his eyes at his brother's crying.
"You really are-a pathetic.", Luigi commented as Mario kept on bawling his pitiful tears out. The dining room door then opened as the children smashers then tumbled into the dining facility, their faces eager to meet their breakfast. However, as they neared the cart, they began to look around the room and were immediately swayed from the happiness of breakfast to the dissapointment of an unknown reason. Their smiles dissipating as they began to frown and sulk before turning around and grabbing their food.
"Where are Link and Fox?", Nana asked out loud.
"Oh, they are taking a well deserved nap darling.", Bayonetta explained to the children smashers.
"Aw! But who do we kick in the balls now?", Ness asked with a pout. Mario then suddenly stopped weeping and reered back in fright as well as Luigi before the rest of the room caught word of what the psychic boy said. Alarms sounds began playing in the minds of the male smashers before sweatdrops began forming on their brows as they watched the children smashers closely, fearing for their...uh...'tender' parts safety.
"WHAT!? THAT'S WHY YOU ARE-A UPSET!?", Mario screeched.
"Yeah! It was so funny when they couldn't speak properly!", Lucas said.
"I wish they were here...", Toon Link pouted. Suddenly, a spark went off in Mario's mind as a wicked idea began to form. A sly smile spreaded across the plumber's face as his eyes darted towards his intended target, only for his smile to turn from sly to evil.
"You know children...", Mario said as the children smashers looked up at him.
"...I hear Sonic gets very nasally when he is-a kicked in between his-a legs...", Mario suggested. The hedgehog's ears then immediately perked up as Sonic turned around; his eyes increasing twice in size and his jaw dropped to the floor.
"WHAT!?", Sonic yelled. The children smashers then averted their attention to the hedgehog and began to smirk evilly and rub their hands together as they began taking slow steps forward, making Sonic uncomfortable by their approach.
"He he! Oh this is going to be fun!", Villager said.
"Tell me about it! I cleaned my shoes to shine brightly for this!", Lucas said as Sonic then stood up from the table and began to back away.
"ATTACK!", Ness yelled as he led the charge as the children smashers ran forward to their prey. Sonic then turned around and began running as fast as he could.
"AHH! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!", Sonic pleaded as the children smashers pursued hotly after him. The whole room erupted into laughter as the children smashers chased down Sonic to meet his near death experience.
"HA HA! THIS IS TOO MUCH!", Snake teased as he laughed at his third-party rival.
"I'm so recording this!", Bayonetta said as she reached for her phone in the table.
"Hey Sonic, GOTTA GO FAST!", Mario yelled out to the blue hedgehog. Sonic then looked at the plumber before glaring intensely at him.
"CURSE YOU MARIO!", Sonic yelled as he screamed as Ness was right behind his tail, figuratively speaking.
"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE!?", a voice boomed as Master Hand bursted through the doors, only to find the children smashers chasing down anthropomorphic hedgehog. Sonic then turned his eyes towards the hand and pleaded with him via a look. Thankfully for him, Master Hand then took the hint.
"CHILDREN SMASHERS! ENOUGH!", Master Hand commanded as the children smashers then stopped in their tracks and looked up at the hand, only to pout the very next moment.
"Aw! But Master Hand!", Lucas sulked as his bottom lip began to tremble and his eyes watered up.
"Don't think I can't see through that Lucas!", Master Hand said as he pointed at the blonde psychic as Lucas gave up his act.
"Come on Master Hand, not even one kick?", Popo pleaded.
"NO!", Master Hand shouted as the children smashers then hung their heads down and returned to grabbing their food, though grumbling under their breaths. Sonic then wiped the sweat off of his brow before looking at Mario and glaring at him, the plumber cheekily smiling at him.
"How was-a the workout Sonic?", Mario asked.
"Oh, I hope we get to fight each other today! I so want to punch you in the teeth!", Sonic said as he sat down as Master Hand floated over and began drinking his coffee while checking his phone.
"Well, thank you for saving my skin back there Master Hand. I have no idea what those miscreants would do to...", but before Sonic could finish, Master Hand froze up and then spat out his steaming coffee onto the hedgehog's chest. Sonic's eyes widened and pupils shrunk before he fell over backwards and clung onto his chest.
"OHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT MASTER HAND!?", Sonic cried out as if he was being murdered. Zelda then rushed over and grabbed some napkins before wiping off the coffee from Sonic's chest.
"GOODNESS!", Mario yelled before he grabbed some more napkins and rushed over to aid Zelda.
"Why did you do that Master Hand!?", Ike yelled. But before the hand could answer, the dining room door bursted open as Link and Fox came in, the Hylinian with his Master Sword and Fox with his blaster.
"WHAT'S GOING ON!? IS EVERYTHING OK!?", Link asked frantically.
"WHO YELLED!?", Fox asked. Everyone then pointed at Sonic as the two then sighed in relief before retracting their weapons.
"*Phew!* I thought it was something else!", Link said as he wiped his forehead.
"Uh...Link?", Marth suddenly spoke up as his face turned red and facepalmed himself. Link then raised in eyebrow before looking down at himself and immediately turning red in embarrassment, for in rushing to the dining room, Link had forgotten to wear any clothes aside from his underwear. Link then covered himself up as Fox realized he was only wearing shorts and covered himself up too. The whole room gagged at the two while they could only chuckle nervously.
"Well, at least it isn't as bad as Wario...", Peach said as she shook her head, trying to rid of the image from her head.
"Sorry, I just heard someone scream. I was worried about Zelda and...", Link tried to explain.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!", an ear shattering scream yelled as Fox fell to his knees and rolled over to the side. Behind him was Ness, with a smirk on his face. Everyone then looked back at the children smashers' table and realized that it was deserted. Before Link could do anything, Toon Link ran forward and shot his foot forward and was on target as Link's eyes watered up as he fell down.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!", he screamed as well as the two then began to moan in agony.
"Oh...why?", Fox asked, his voice all nasally.
"PIKA PIKA!", Pikachu laughed, but was surprised to find no one else laughing at the situation besides the children smashers.
"Now come-a on Pikachu, they didn't deserve that right now. Especially considering that-a they thought someone was in danger.", Mario said as Pikachu's ears dropped in embarrassment.
"Pikachu...", the Pokemon said as everyone then returned their attention back to Master Hand.
"Master Hand, what made you do that!?", Peach exclaimed. Master Hand then looked up from his phone, completely silent. The smashers knew something was off, his expressions said it all.
"Look!", he said as he pointed his phone towards the smashers.
"What is it, I can't see!", Shulk said from the back of the room.
"It's a news video about the protesters!", Master Hand said.
"WHAT!?", everyone then exclaimed as they all got up from their seats and rushed over to Master Hand. Mario helped Sonic up to his feet while the children smashers helped Link and Fox stand up as they crowded around Master Hand's phone. On the phone, a vidoe just uploaded thirty minutes earlier was beginning to play.
"Well, a very surprising story to tell today, the protesters for the Super Smash Bros tournament are still locked behind bars at the local police station!", the news reporter said.
"WHAT!? THEY ARE-A STILL IN JAIL!?", Mario asked as he smacked his forehead.
"How long ago was that!?", Bayonetta asked as Samus began to think back.
"About two weeks ago!", the bounty hunter said.
"Holy moly! Two weeks ago!", Captain Falcon said astonished.
"Wow! Have we been that busy!?", Pit asked.
"Joining us today is Inspector Chemley, how are you today sir?", the news reporter asked as he looked at camera that was on live at the police station. Inspector Chemley was obviously not taking it well as his demeanor was more cranky than usual.
"Well, not taking it good so far, considering all of these people that we have to take care of while their companies haven't bailed them out yet!", Inspector Chemley said sternly as he then took a deep breath and tried to recompose himself.
"Oh, haven't their companies called yet?", the news reporter asked.
"Absolutely not!", Inspector Chemley stated.
"WHAT!?", Mario yelled as the camera then went into the police station and towards the cells. Inside were numerous video game characters as they all sat around in their cells, some containing up to six people. All of them had hand cuffs on as the news cameras passed by them. They all then shot pleading eyes as if they were doomed to remain in the cells.
"That's right! Not one company has called back for the release of their people. Now many video game icons are trapped inside the police station cells, awaiting for their hope which has not yet arrived. Joining us now are two of the main protesters, Geno and Mallow. Hello, how are you doing?", the news reporter asked as he stepped forward to the cell the two were contained in.
"What kind of question was that!? Of course not we are okay!", Geno blasted as stepped forward to the cell wall. Mallow then came running forward and fell onto his knees and clasped his hands together while tears ran down his figuratively and literally puffy cheeks.
"PLEASE! YOU MUST TELL US THAT SQUARE CALLED FOR OUR RELEASE! I CAN'T TAKE IT HERE ANY LONGER!", Mallow cried.
"I'm afraid not. There has been no response from Square ever since the incident.", the news reporter confirmed.
"NOOOOO! WAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!", Mallow cried despairingly as he fell to the floor and covered his face with the ground.
"WAIT! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A CALL FROM UBISOFT!", Rayman yelled as he ran forward with his hand cuffs on his hands. Surprisingly, they somehow were able to keep the limbless guy constrained and unable to move his limbs freely.
"No, they have been no calls made.", the news reporter said.
"This is ridiculous! What is taking them so long!", Kazooie yelled from her bunk with Banjo beside her.
"Now Kazooie, these things take...", the reporter started.
"LET ME OUT!", Kazooie screamed as she finally snapped and began running around the cell. The cameras then cut out as they then showed a female reporter in a blackened room sitting in front of a table. On the other side of the table, two figures were seen sitting as well. One of them looked like a Waddle Dee from King Dedede's army, but wore a bandana and held a spear. The other figure looked like a white and black canine with long ears, he wore a blue suit and cap and held a giant ring in one hand.
"Joining us today are a couple of the protesters. Please tell us why you two were in the protest?", the news woman asked as the two figures looked sheepishly at each other.
"Well...we wanted to join the tournament and saw the large crowd outside city hall. We had no idea that the last auditions happened long ago and thought that the crowd was the audition crowd.", the Waddle Dee confessed.
"But then we heard the threats of war on Nintendo...and then Master Hand's warning...we figured it was good to get out of there. We didn't want to cause trouble, but we should have known better.", the canine followed.
"Mmm, very Noble of you to admit your mistakes Bandana Dee...", Meta Knight said out loud, though to no one in particular. Pac-Man then smiled as he recognized the other figure.
"Good on you Klonoa, I'm proud of you!", Pac-Man said. The camera then shifted to a figure that was covered in darkness as the next interview.
"So, why did you join the protest?", the news woman asked.
"I was hoping to see Link, he is my boy after all!", the figure said. Link and Zelda then gulped as the other smashers scratched their heads in confusion.
"Huh? The way he said 'my boy' sounded more like 'mai boi', what's up with that?", Megaman asked.
"So you wanted to see Link. But what are your thoughts on...", the news woman asked.
"My thoughts? Oh, I'm just wondering what's for dinner.", the figure said.
"AAAHHHHH!", Link yelled as he lunged forward and grabbed Master Hand's phone.
"HEY! WHAT THE!?", Master Hand shouted as Link began pounding his finger on Master Hand's phone.
"SKIP FORWARD! SKIP FORWARD! SKIP FORWARD!", Link continually yelled until the dot went forward a couple of minutes. Link then handed Master Hand his phone back as he and Zelda wiped the sweat of their foreheads.
"Link, what was that about?", Marth asked.
"Oh nothing, nobody that you need to know about...", Link chuckled nervously as the smashers continued to look at him and Zelda suspiciously.
"So far only two people have been released from jail...", the news man from before said as he regained the smashers attention.
"...the lanky villain sidekick Waluigi...", the man said.
"OH! CURSE THAT-A VILLAIN BEING SET FREE!", Luigi griped as he saw video footage of his arch-nemesis walk out of the police station scott free.
"...and the leader of the Kremligns, King K. Rool.", the reporter said as footage of King K. Rool leaving the station was also played. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong then narrowed their eyes down at the screen as Donkey Kong's fist tightened up and Diddy's demeanor suddenly turned from curious to wrothful as he snapped the bananan he was holding in half. The nephew then threw the banana away as he leapt onto Donkey Kong's shoulder as the two left the dining room, Donkey Kong swiping the dining room door open as he stormed away. The smashers then looked at each other and began to feel bad for the Kongs.
"I pity those two. It's not like my nemesis has just been let off for free.", Bayonetta stated.
"Yes, but the other news is awful as well.", Cloud observed as Mario put his hand underneath his chin.
"So, the others haven't been released yet?", Mario said as rubbed underneath his chin.
"If they are kept for much longer, they will be sent straight to the actual prisons! Nobody will hear from them in a long time!", Captain Falcon said.
"Nobody has though!", Robin pointed out.
"That's not the point! If we don't do something about it, it will reflect bad on us.", Snake said.
"Agreed. Even though they-a brought this upon themselves, we should help out. It's-a the least we can do to show that-a we still care about them.", Mario said.
"I agree with Mario. Everyone, check to see what you have on your schedules yourself. I'll be calling the police station today. Has anyone seen Crazy?", Master Hand asked.
"Nope, not since yesterday.", Trainer Red said. Master Hand then could be heard grumbling some words as he then began looking at the time on his phone.
"Well, that doesn't matter. We still have to push forward today. Get the villain smashers and tell them to come to my office in a little bit.", Master Hand ordered.
"Uh...we haven't-a seen the villain smashers.", Mario said.
"What?", Master Hand said as he looked up from his phone.
"Yeah, they haven't come in here all day!", Pit said.
"That's strange...wait, go check the garage real quick!", Master Hand said as Captain Falcon left the room. A few seconds later, he returned with a surprised expression on his face.
"One of the train cars is missing!", he exclaimed as the others widened their eyes in response.
"What!?", everyone shouted as Master Hand then looked out the window that faced towards the city.
"Now where did they go?", Master Hand asked.
In the secret villains building, the villains had all gathered around a square on the floor of the room as Giygas grinned with eagerness, ready to show his master what he had just conceived.
"Behold! Our pathway has been somewhat completed!", Giygas proclaimed as he pressed a button. The square shape then suddenly began to rise as it was being pulled back by some high-tech gears and let off a hiss as it pulled back onto the floor and revealed a deep hole that went down for thirty feet. The square hole itself was about fifteen feet wide, big enough for all of the villains to be in and still have plenty of room. The hole going down had lights that were being used as it went further and further down until the bottom of it could be seen. Ganondorf then grinned as he saw how quick the process was being done.
"Excellent! We should have our project finished in a quicker amount of time than I initially thought!", Ganondorf praised. Giygas then smirked proudly at the praise before looking at Bowser and raising an eyebrow. The Koopa was scratching his head, dumbfounded at how the hole was even there.
"Uh...Giygas, how did you dig this hole?", Bowser asked as Giygas then smiled at the king.
"Why, with your soldiers of course!", Giygas said.
"Lord Bowser, is that you!?", a voice called out as a metal platform was then seen coming into view at the bottom of the hole. The metal platform then began to climb up as there were gears alongside the hole to lift and lower it as three Koopas and Kamek then stepped off the platform when they had reached the top.
"That is how we will be transported back in forth. It will be finished with seats.", Giygas said.
"With warmers?", Wolf asked.
"Yes.", Giygas asked.
"And cup holders?", Wario asked.
"That too.", Giygas answered.
"And massages?", Mewtwo asked.
"Don't push your luck there.", Giygas warned as Mewtwo pouted in response. Kamek then kneeled before Bowser, as did the other three Koopas.
"My lord, we have been working hard down there. A good size of army is working hard at digging out a passageway, then we will cover the dirt walls with high-tech metal walls and lighting before beginning on the battle ship.", Kamek explained.
"Uh, where is it being held at?", Bowser asked.
"Do you see those abandoned warehouses out over there my lord?", Kamek asked as he pointed out the window. Bowser then took a step forward and looked as far as he could until he could see them.
"That's about a couple of miles away.", Bowser commented.
"Yes, and your army is digging as fast and productively as they can. Since the ship is to be a mile or two long, they are digging at least a mile and a quarter deep so it can rest there. They are almost complete might I add, all for your glory my lord.", Kamek said. Bowser stood still, the words pressing on his heart in a way he hadn't felt before. The Koopa then smiled as he ordered the troops to stand up.
"You all have gone above and beyond for your king. Know that your sacrifice will not be in vain when we win the day.", Bowser applauded.
"You have-a very faithful army Bowser!", Waluigi commented.
"Speaking of which...", Ganondorf said as he looked back at the teleporter.
"When is that useless penguin coming back?", Wolf snarled. Suddenly, a green light blimped on the teleportation device as a portal was made as King Dedede stood in front of them, his arms crossed, a confident sneer on his face, and the sun from his planet completely blocked out by his body, showing nothing but him as he laughed evilly and stepped forward from his world back into the smash world.
"You wanted an army? Here's an army!", King Dedede cackled as his army then stepped forward. In what appeared to be a thousand figures then came closer as a couple passed through the portal.
"What are those!?", Akuma asked, curious about the small army.
"These are Waddle Dee's and Waddle Doo's! They are my faithful servants and will be a part of our new army!", King Dedede said proudly.
"Hey! We are supposed to be the army!", one of the Koopa Troopa said as he pointed at the penguin's army.
"Yeah! Koopas are the greatest!", another responded.
"Let's get them!", the other shouted as Kamek facepalmed himself as the three engaged a battle with the other army. One of the Koopas was kicked back by a Waddle Dee while another Koopa began pummeling a Waddle Dee as the final Koopa struggled aainst a Waddle Doo.
"This is ridiculous...", Dark Pit said as Ganondorf then began to froth in anger.
"ENOUGH OF THIS!", Ganondorf angrily shouted, which scared the Koopas and the entire army of King Dedede as they all trembled as Ganondorf picked up two of the Koopas.
"You are all working together under our command, and you will not be the only ones since we are going to recruit another army soon, and more after that!", Ganondorf said as he threw the two Koopas back to the metal platform as the remaining Koopa Troopa ran back to the platform as the few of King Dedede's army that passed through the portal ran to the platform as well. Ganondorf then turned around and looked back at Kamek.
"Kamek, you are in charge of this whole operation with Ludwig. You will remain a top general when the army is completed, make sure the other Koopalings know this and their positions.", Ganondorf ordered.
"Their positions as taskmasters? Gladly my lord, they will get everything done fast.", Kamek reassured as Ganondorf then calmed down.
"Good. Now get back to working in the tunnel.", Ganondorf charged as Kamek bowed before walking back to the platform as it sinked down and the square then returned over the hole. Ganondorf then turned around and faced the army in the other side of the portal.
"Do not fear, you will cross over soon, but it will be much later. For now, remain here until Giygas summons you all.", Ganondorf said as the portal was closed. Ganondorf then looked at Gigygas before handing a piece of paper.
"I assume that these are the next coordinates?", Giygas asked with an evil grin as Ganondorf then looked behind him.
"Bowser, Mewtwo, now.", he said as the two then came up to him and stood beside him. Ganondorf then looked back at the portal and smiled evilly to himself.
"We need to 'convince' a new recruit for our team...", Ganondorf said before laughing.
POW!
"URGH!", a growl escaped from Donkey Kong as he punched the punching bag. He was taking many swipes at the bag as he swung with great strength, socking the bag with a force that could be felt throughout the entire mansion. Diddy then lept forward and began rapidly punching the bag with all his might as he gritted his teeth in anger. No other emotion beside pure rage could describe the two as they beat on the punching bag relentlessly. Outside of the workout room, several smashers were watching the Kongs as the continued pummeling the defenseless bag.
"Poor Donkey Kong, I-a know it's hard for him to move on from-a King K. Rool.", Mario commented as he watched his best friend continue to give into his anger.
"That king must be pure evil then huh?", Bayonetta asked.
"Yep. He has-a stolen Donkey Kong's banana hord, kidnapped family members, you-a name it.", Luigi replied.
"How utterly disgusting.", Cloud said as he shook his head.
"It's bad enough that Diddy's entire personality has changed. Usually he is cheerful or mischievous, but now...I don't recognize him...", Bayonetta said.
SNAP!
"OOOHHHH AAAHHHHH!", the Kongs yelled as the punching bag was sent off the hook and landed on the ground. The two then surrounded it as they pounded their fists onto it, not stopping for one second to let their rage dissipate.
"Wow. Usually we can defeat Diddy whenever he cheats in battle. But I don't know if even we can defeat this Diddy.", Cloud stated as Diddy began kicking the punching bag. Unable to watch it any longer, Mario stepped forward and began to walk towards his friend.
"MARIO! DON'T!", Bayonetta warned, but it was too late. The two Kongs then looked back as they saw the red-clad plumber step into the room, as well as the other three hiding behind the corner. The fire in the Kong's eyes burned even brighter as Donkey Kong lifted his gigantic hand above Mario, intending to crush the plumber. However, Mario held his ground and hung his head in defeat.
"Go ahead, take out your-a anger.", Mario encouraged as Donkey Kong's eyes widened even further.
"MARIO! NO!", Cloud shouted as he tried to jump forward, but was held back by Bayonetta.
SLAM!
The three heroes then became quiet by what they witnessed. Mario then opened up his eyes as he looked and saw that Donkey Kong had pounded his fist back onto the punching bag, tearing it open from the power of the punch. Donkey Kong then lifted his other hand to slam down, but Mario stepped forward and placed his hand on the gorilla's shoulder.
"I said to take out the anger, not to-a seek revenge. I know you are-a better than that my friend.", Mario said as Donkey Kong looked Mario in the eyes.
"Let it-a go, the anger is no longer the problem. It's-a revenge. That is-a what King K. Rool would do, don't-a be like him.", Mario advised as Donkey Kong looked back at the punching bag. His fist still clenched and ready to shoot downwards, now trembling as it did not know what to do. After a few agonizing seconds, Donkey Kong's fist suddenly opened up as it dropped down as he breathed in and sighed heavily. Diddy then followed suit as the two's rage the cleared and were left with nothing but emptiness. Mario then began to pat Donkey Kong on the back as the gorilla sighed.
"There there, I know the pain of-a arch-nemesis. Mine is here all the time and tries to-a steal my wife. But you, you don't-a have to worry; with all that-a has happened to King K. Rool, he'll never be considered for-a this tournament.", Mario advised as Donkey Kong then offered a weak smile as Mario smiled back at him.
"Now, who-a wants a banana shake?", Mario asked.
"OOOHHH AAAHHHHH AHHHH!", Diddy Kong then began screech happilly as he clapped his hands together.
"Then follow me to-a the dining room!", Mario said as the three then exited the workout room. The three outside of the room then clapped for Mario as the plumber smiled back at them.
"Thank you Mario, you know what to say and how to say it.", Cloud applauded.
"Thank goodness, I thought whoever would fight those two would be beaten up terribly.", Bayonetta said.
"Oh, I wouldn't count that-a out just yet.", Mario said as the three raised an eyebrow.
"What do you mean?", Cloud asked.
"We're-a just going to get some shakes.", Luigi said.
"I don't-a remember anything about me being the one making them!", Mario said.
"But what do you...oh no...", Bayonetta said as the three grew pale as Mario, Donkey Kong, and Diddy smiled at them cheekily.
"Now, make sure those shakes are-a good, or these two will pummel you!", Mario advised as Donkey Kong then cracked a knuckle. Cloud nearly fainted as Luigi picked him up and began crying as he made his way back to the kitchen.
On an island far away in a different world, one person was grumbling to himself as he brooded on top of his throne while cursing someone over and over again, growing angrier each minute passing by.
"Curse that hand, he ruined everything. My chance in the spotlight, my revenge, and my reputation! Not only did I have to spend the night in that jail cell, I had to spend it with a failure of a villain.", the person griped to himself.
"My lord, please enjoy the entertainment...my lord? King K. Rool?", a voice spoke up as the king then looked up and saw a green Kremling standing before him. He then motioned to the act going on before him, which consisted of several Kremlings trying their best to please their King by performing varying acts while many female Kremlings were dancing, wearing very revealing clothing as some of the male Kremlings that were watching hollered in excitement. King K. Rool then turned his head around and huffed a large breath.
"None of that it what I would call 'entertainment'! I call it a bunch of stupid fools trying to be a stupid circus! I mean, look at Scaly! Balancing an egg on a spoon while holding the spoon in your mouth doesn't make me feel better, it just makes me more embarrassed by my army!", King K. Rool snarled.
"Mphits berry flarrred to du sire.", Scaly responded.
"What was that?", King K. Rool asked.
"I said it's very hard to do...OOPS!", Scaly responded, but failing to realize that opening his mouth meant dropping the spoon, which made the egg splat on the ground.
"This is what I'm talking about! My army is filled with nothing but idiots!", King K. Rool shouted.
"Please my lord, take notice of the females then.", the Kremling then responded.
"BAH! I KNOW ALL OF YOU WOULD PREFER CANDY KONG OVER ANY OF THESE 'WOMEN'!", King K. Rool shouted as the female Kremlings stopped dancing. The male Kremlings then began to scratch the back of their heads and blush while one of them tried to explain to the females, but was instantly slapped in the face as King K. Rool facepalmed himself again.
"And everyone wonders why I have a bulging, bloodshot eye. If only it didn't make things worse, that pesky Kong ruins all of my plans!", King K. Rool snapped.
"Ah, the Kong then sir? I have been forming a new plan to get rid of him sir! It goes like this...", but before the Kremling could explain, the door bursted open as a green, lanky Kremling ran into the throne room and up to King K. Rool and pointed back at the door.
"Sir! There...there are...", the Kremling started.
"Gary, you did not proceed with the correct protocol when approaching your king!", King K. Rool scolded as Gary turned around and gave pleading eyes.
"But...sir...there's...", Gary stammered.
"Follow it correctly.", King K. Rool ordered. Gary then gulped in shame and fell on his knees and bowed down towards the king.
"Go on...", King K. Rool said as Gary crawled forward and began to kiss King K. Rool's feet as the king then began to rub his temple.
"All right, what is this all about now?", King K. Rool asked as Gary stood up.
"Sir! There's...",
BOOM!
King K. Rool then sat up in shock as the door to his throne room was blasted apart. From the smoke, he could see three figures stepping forward as they cleared the smoke and stood right in front of the Kremling leader. King K. Rool then recognized the three as Ganondorf, Bowser, and Mewtwo as the three then glared at the guards, who immediately took the call to action.
"Intruders!", Gary shouted as King K. Rool pointed a scaled finger at them.
"SEIZE THEM!", King K. Rool ordered as the Kremlings moved in. Two large, blue Kremlings then ran forward to Mewtwo as the psychic Pokemon spotted them and used his telekinesis to pick them up and throw them across the room. A green Kremling with fingerless gloves then attacked Bowser, but was hopelessly overwhelmed as Bowser punched him away and spewed fire to some of the other Kremlings. A lanky Kremling with a sword then charged at Ganondorf, but was punched away before a female Kremling ran up to punch him. Ganondorf, however, caught her in mid-punch and squeezed her arm as she cried out in pain; Ganondorf then kicked her aside as the three villains then stepped forward.
"DON'T WORRY SIR, I'VE GOT THEM!", the Kremling that was next to K. Rool said as he ran forward, but was Warlock Punched back to the stairs as the three villains climbed the stairs up the king. King K. Rool remained seated on his throne, unwilling to yield to the intruders and instead clasped his hands together and raised an eyebrow at them (though he lacked any).
"And what brings you here? Especially with my good 'friend' Bowser here?", King K. Rool asked as Bowser snarled at the question.
"We are here to recruit you.", Ganondorf answered sternly.
"Oh? Then the hand finally became aware of his mistake and now wishes to add me? Excellent! Though I do wonder why he bothered sending three pitiful villains instead of one those fancy letters he...ACKKK!", King K. Rool choked as Ganondorf grabbed the crocodile by his throat and began squeezing it.
"No you fool! You are not joining the tournament!", Ganondorf growled.
"*ACK!* Then what I have...*WHEEZE!*...to do with you!? *GASP! GUARDS!", King K. Rool mustered as several guards came running into the throne room and readied their weapons.
"I wouldn't fool. And I would reconsider, considering you want revenge on Donkey Kong...", Ganondorf advised as King K. Rool's eyes the widened before he motioned his guards to steady. Ganondorf then realised his grip on the king as King K. Rool gasped for air for a few seconds before standing up and looking at the Gerudo eye to eye. The Kremling that was at the bottom of the stairs then stirred as King K. Rool then took notice of him.
"Claw, go get us some beverages.", King K. Rool ordered as the Kremling looked shocked, but bowed in obedience as he left the room. King then looked at Ganondorf and crossed his arms.
"What is this 'recruitment' that you are talking about?", King K. Rool asked.
"We are gathering an army. We are going to over throw Master Hand and conquer the universe.", Ganondorf explained as the guards in the room then began to whisper amongst each other as King K. Rool's eyes widened again.
"Oh, so you're revolting against Master Hand?", King K. Rool asked.
"Yes, and killing the heroes along the way. One of which, is your nemesis.", Ganondorf said as King K. Rool's smile then turned into an angry frown.
"But we need an army. We have already recruited the Koopas, Waddle Dee's, and Doo's. I think it's time to add something new to our army, from someone not in the tournament...", Ganondorf said.
"And what do I get in return?", King K. Rool asked.
"You will be one of our commanders of our army, you will be in the special team of villains, and you will have all this world to yourself. What do you say to that?", Ganondorf offered as he held out his hand. King K. Rool then smacked it away as the Gerudo then glowered at him. Suddenly, Claw returned with four wine glasses as he gave each and every one of the villains a drink, which King K. Rool then smirked as he leaned his glass forward.
"All you had to do was ask...", King K. Rool said as Ganondorf then grinned evilly as he clinked glasses with the king before drinking.
"Come on-a you guys, these two can't-a wait all day!", Mario teased as three heroes then ran out of the dining room and handed out three banana shakes before collapsing onto the ground. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong then began to cheer as they gulped down their beverages while Mario laughed at the three heroes.
"Wow, did-a you guys use peanut butter, because you were-a slow!", Mario teased as Luigi helped Bayonetta up.
"Uncool Mario! You know how hard it is to make a shake!?", Cloud asked as he shook his fist at the plumber. Mario then grinned ear to ear as he took a sip of his shake.
"Yeah, but it's worth it to see you all suffer!", Mario laughed as the three then gritted their teeth at him.
"Did somebody say shakes!?", a voice called out as the dining room door bursted open as Link ran forward and claimed a spot at a table. Following him was Zelda and Sonic, the latter griping about something as he took a seat.
"What's-a the matter with him?", Mario asked as he pointed at Sonic. Link then laughed as he began to bang the table with his fist.
"Oh! I thankfully went back to bed and got a couple of more hours to sleep in, making me full and fresh when we fought. Let's just say that I won!", Link said as he stood up and began his victory dance as Zelda facepalmed herself.
"Link, that victory dance gets old and tiring.", she scolded as he ignored her and continued dancing.
"I should have gone up against you, then I would have made you pay!", Sonic said as he pointed at Mario, who laughed at the hedgehog's expense.
"PFTT! You wouldn't have-a survived a forward ariel!", Mario laughed as Sonic gritted his teeth.
"So I'm guessing that you want a shake for your reward Link?", Bayonetta asked.
"Make that two! Thanks to Zelda's good luck charms, I was able to walk away victorious!", Link said as Zelda rolled her eyes.
"Please Link, don't bother them with more work.", she said.
"Oh come on Zelda! I know that you want to spend time with me! Tell you what, I'll even take you on a date tomorrow! I promise!", Link said as he held his hand up. Zelda then looked at him and smiled as she closed her eyes.
"Well, I look forward to this 'promise'.", she said.
"That's-a good. Anyways, go back to-a preparing shakes.", Mario said to the three.
"Actually Mario...", Luigi spoke up.
"Since the Kongs have already finished their shakes...", Cloud continued.
"What's to stop us from making you prepare them?", Bayonetta asked as Mario stiffled a laughter.
"HA! The Kongs are-a still on my side! Isn't that-a right?", Mario asked. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong then looked at each other before smirking evilly as they cracked their knuckles as Mario's confident smile disappeared as well as his mustache dropping down.
"Oh no...", Mario said as the three heroes then grinned evilly.
"Oh yes!", they all said.
"Oh! Mario, can you make me a chilli dog shake?", Sonic asked as Mario shook his head in disbelief.
"What!? Sonic, I am-a not about to make..."
"WAIT A MINUTE, SHAKES!?", a voice cried out as the door bursted open as the children smashers ran forward and looked at Mario with gleaming eyes.
"Oh Mario, can we have a vanilla shake? Please!?", Ness pleaded as the children smashers gave Mario the puppy eyes.
"Now see here! I am...", Mario began.
"SHAKES!", another voice called out as Yoshi ran into the room as Samus walked in with Pikachu on her shoulder.
"OH BOY! PLEASE LET YOSHI HAVE A MANGO SHAKE PLEASE!", Yoshi pleaded as he licked his lips and began dancing in place.
"Hey Mario, could you make me a pomegranate shake and Pikachu a lemon shake?", Samus asked.
"Pika!", Pikachu pleaded as he clapped his paws. Mario then began to fume as he stomped his foot on the floor.
"Now enough of-a this! I am-a not going to be pushed around all night, making shakes for-a whoever..."
"WHAT'S THIS ABOUT SHAKES!?", another voice called out as the door bursted open as Master Hand floated in and saw everyone crowding Mario. Master Hand then floated forward and slammed his...uh...fist on the table.
"MARIO! I'M DYING FOR A SHAKE RIGHT NOW SINCE IT'S BEING MENTIONED. MAKE MINE A COFFEE SHAKE WITH VANILLA FLAVORING, WHIP CREAM, AND A COUPLE OF CHERRIES ON TOP! AND IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT IN FIVE MINUTES, I'M MAKING YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON PAPERWORK!", Master Hand shouted as Mario stared at him wide-eyedly.
"What-a kind of ultimatum is-a that!?", Mario asked.
"You just lost ten seconds Mario!", Master Hand warned as Mario jumped into the air and began running into the kitchen.
"OH MAMA MIA!", he screamed as everyone else laughed at his misery.
"I wonder who he specifically went to..."
"Whoever it-a is,it better be a good villain.", Wario said as he and the rest of the villain group were waiting for Ganondorf's return. A sound could be heard as the square hole opened up. From it came forth Kamek from the metal platform as he bowed in respect.
"Master Giygas, where is Lord Bowser, or Master Ganondorf?", Kamek asked.
"They are busy recruiting now, what is it?", Giygas asked.
"My lord, we are near completion of the tunnel. Our Koopas and several of King Dedede's army has made quick process. Thanks to the Koopalings, we should begin the next step of our plan.", Kamek reported.
"Excellent work! I will inform Ganondorf and your master when they arrive. Make sure you have enough able men to move on to the next step!", Giygas commanded as Kamek stood up and bowed his head.
"It will done!", the wizard responded as the platform sank back into the earth as the square hole returned to its original position. Giygas then smiled as he looked over at the abandoned warehouses out over the outskirts of the city.
"Our work is moving along quite well! We should be able to get everything up and running in no time!", he said when a green flash then lit up the room as Ganondorf, Bowser, and Mewtwo emerged from the portal. Giygas then smiled as Ganondorf stepped closer to him.
"Good news Master! They have nearly completed digging out the dock area! They will soon start on the metal sheeting soon!", Giygas reported as Ganondorf was taken back before smiling.
"Yes! This is moving faster than I anticipated!", Ganondorf said.
"So, whose the new recruit?", Wolf asked as Ganondorf turned around and raised his arm as Bowser and Mewtwo stepped aside to show off their new recruit, King K. Rool.
"Everyone, I would like you to meet King K. Rool! He will be our new member; his army, the Kremlings, will be our third army to join!", Ganondorf announced as King K. Rool stepped forward and examined the group. Bowser Jr. was jumping up and down in his Koopa Clown Car as the crocodilian spotted him.
"Mr. Rool! He's a very bad guy! He's just like Daddy!", Bowser Jr. said as King K. Rool's face wore a proud look.
"Ah! Bowser Jr! How wonderful it is to meet you again! You are almost like a son to me!", King K. Rool complimented. Bowser then charged forward and blocked the crocodile's sight of the Koopaling while smoke let out of Bowser's nose.
"LISTEN HERE YOU REJECTED REPTILIAN, YOU CAN BECOME PART OF OUR VILLAINS GROUP, BUT JR. IS MY SON!", Bowser roared as King K. Rool rolled his eyes.
"Whatever Bowser deary, just make sure not to put another booby trap that could...no...will backfire on you.", King K. Rool sneered as Bowser fumed as his entire head turned red while King K. Rool then noticed Wario.
"Well, if it isn't the fat rival to Mario! What do you have in this group?", King K. Rool mocked.
"BAH! I WAS-A PART OF THE VILLAIN SMASHERS, I GET A FREE PASS NO MATTER WHAT!", Wario exclaimed. King K. Rool then lifted a finger up as he was about to say something, but stopped immediately as his eyes then widened in shock as the villain smashers turned around and saw Waluigi turning red as a tomato.
"Um... what's...", Wolf started before the two then pointed their finger at each other.
"YOU!", they both shouted.
"Wait, you guys know each other?", Dark Pit asked as both of them looked at the dark angel.
"KNOW EACH OTHER!? WE WERE CELLMATES FOR THE DAY AND NIGHT!", King K. Rool exclaimed before glaring back at Waluigi.
"AND WHAT A PATHETIC VILLAIN YOU ARE! YOU WERE CRYING THE ENTIRE TIME AND COULDN'T GET TO SLEEP UNTIL YOU CRIED YOURSELF! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU'RE ANNOYING! I COULD BARELY GET ANY SLEEP AFTER YOU FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE YOU SNORE LOUDLY!", the crocodile yelled.
"ME!? PATHETIC!? DON'T-A MAKE ME LAUGH! IT WAS-A YOU WHO WAS CRYING AND GOING INSANE. AND THAT-A BIT ABOUT ANNOYING, YOU WERE-A AWFUL TO PUT UP WITH SINCE YOUR-A SNOBBISH ATTITUDE AND BEGGING TO BE RELEASED BECAUSE YOU'RE A 'KING' ONLY CAUSED-A MORE TROUBLE IN THE POLICE STATION!", Waluigi shot back.
"OH! WHY YOU...!", King K. Rool threatened, but was cut off by Ganondorf jumping in front of them.
"That's enough from both of you! You can take your anger out tomorrow, we'll be back! Waluigi, go back to your apartment. King K. Rool, stay here!", Ganondorf ordered as both of the villains clenched their fists before Waluigi stomped his foot and turned around and stormed out of the building while slamming the door behind him. Ganondorf then turned around and faced Giygas as Giygas bowed his head.
"Make sure to get the rest of King Dedede's army and the Kremlings tonight and begin the process of the next step. We'll be back to recruit another villain or two tomorrow.", Ganondorf said as Giygas then nodded his head.
"It will be done.", Giygas said as Ganondorf looked at the villain smashers and motioned them to follow him.
"Come, let us go back to the mansion. We shouldn't risk our operation any further.", Ganondorf said as the villain smashers exited the building and went towards the train station.
"Hey Ganondorf, what excuse will you have for Master Hand?", Mewtwo asked.
"Don't worry, I have a brilliant one. Just do as I say and we'll be in the clear.", Ganondorf said as the train then pulled up as they entered the train and left for the mansion.
"Pika!", Pikachu squealed as he began drinking his lemon shake as Samus giggled at his happiness.
"Yes, I do agree!", Samus stated as she went back to drinking hers. After just a few minutes, everyone in the mansion piled into the dining room and began ordering shakes as Mario rushed around and did his best to get them out on time.
"Thank you Mr. Mario!", the children smashers said as they put their cups down and raced out of the dining room.
"Indeed! Thank you Mario!", Captain Falcon said as he put his fruit punch shake down on the table.
"Oh Mario, thanks for getting it out in time, you had only five seconds left.", Master Hand teased as Mario was seen rushing around the kitchen area.
"CURSE-A YOU MASTER HAND!", Mario exclaimed as Master Hand, Luigi, Cloud, and Bayonetta chuckled at the plumber's expense.
"So, where do you think the villains are?", Bayonetta asked as Master Hand then became silent. The three then grew nervous, whenever Master Hand was silent, it was dangerous.
"I don't know, but wherever they are, it better be worth it!", Master Hand said. Unfortunately, the villain smashers had just sneaked back into the mansion and were tip-toeing near the dining room and heard all what was asked and replied.
"That plan would be useful right about now Ganondorf.", Wolf whispered. Suddenly, Ganondorf pulled two magazines out of a bag that he had hidden and handed them to Wolf and Mewtwo.
"What are these?", Mewtwo asked.
"You'll find out.", Ganondorf answered.
"Wait a minute, I think I heard them!", Master Hand said as the villain smashers then heard someone getting up from a table as Master Hand floated out into the hallway and spotted them.
"YOU! WHERE WE YOU ALL!?", Master Hand interrogated as he pointed a finger at them.
"Master Hand, do you know of that book store near our regular grocery store?", Ganondorf asked.
"Yeah, what about it?", Master Hand asked as Ganondorf pointed at Mewtwo and Wolf.
"Well, these two dragged us out there for 'protection' as they went to the adult section of the store and picked up two magazines about Samus.", Ganondorf said as the two mentioned villains eyes widened in fear.
"WHAT!?", they both exclaimed as Master Hand then pointed at them.
"YOU TWO PERVERTS! I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON!", Master Hand said as Wario, Dark Pit, and Bowser Jr. held back their snickers at the two doomed villains.
"Wait! Let us join too!", Samus said as she stepped out of the room with Pikachu on her shoulder, the Pokemon's cheeks sparking with electricity.
"Pikachu here wants to teach the two a lesson!", Samus said.
"Why, have at them Pikachu!", Master Hand offered.
"NOW WAIT A MINUTE!", Wolf declared, but was too late.
"PIKA...CCCHHHHHUUUU!", Pikachu let out as he zapped the two villains with hundreds of volts of electricity as they screamed in agony. The rest of the villain smashers then snuck away as they arrived at their room before slamming the door shut and looking at each other before bursting into laughter.
"HA HA HA! WHAT A BUNCH OF-A SUCKERS!", Wario laughed as he fell down and rolled around over the floor.
"GANONDORF YOU SLY DOG!", Bowser laughed as he wiped a tear out of his eye.
"WHO KNEW THEIR ADDICTION WOULD BE THEIR DOWNFALL!", King Dedede hollered as he fell down and began kicking the ground as he gasped for air.
"I must admit, I have outdone myself!", Ganondorf said when he heard a banging on the door as he opened it and grinned evilly as he saw a burnt Wolf and Mewtwo outside of the villains room. The two still smelled of smoke as their eyes glared intensely at the Gerudo before they head someone yelling back at them.
"AND DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!", Master Hand yelled before the door to his office door was slammed before Wolf and Mewtwo barged into the room and took their seats.
"I'LL KILL YOU GANONDORF!", Wolf snarled as he slashed at his pillow.
"Don't expect mercy from me when I next battle you!", Mewtwo hissed as he levitated towards his bed.
"OH GANONDORF, PLEASE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!", Bowser laughed before Ganondorf motioned for him to be quiet.
"I know that was entertaining to some of you...", Ganondorf said as Wolf and Mewtwo glared yet again.
"...But we need to focus! We have a new recruit! We need to make sure we are moving forward steadily!", Ganondorf said as the villain smashers then stopped laughing and nodded their heads as their faces turned stern.
"Tomorrow, I plan to get new recruits, but I hope one of you can also help with some recruiting...", Ganondorf said as he looked around the room.
"What should we do if Master Hand interrogates us?", Dark Pit asked.
"We make up a story or cover it up with a chore. Now, let's go to bed and get ready tomorrow.", Ganondorf said as the villains began undressing and climbing into bed.
"Oh, I can't wait to see what happens next!", Wolf said with an evil smirk before the lights went out.
(Author's note)
*Me during the Smash Bros direct*
Oh boy! It's here! I can't wait to see who it is! I hope it's...
*Byleth revealed*
Uh...well, at least the salt will be entertaining...and there's six more characters left...OH MY WORD! A CUPHEAD MII COSTUME! MUST BUY RIGHT NOW!
OH! Um...*cough*...well that's how I felt about Byleth. I don't hate, but it is a little underwhelming. But definitely not as bad as people are making it out as they were! Anyways, since I gave out shout-outs to some people last chapter, I've been thinking...you all deserve shout-outs! Jaime64games, Kyledude788, MGFan5, NixieNymph, SunkAM, ZygardeFusion, Natekleh, Authorial Nerd, Walter Hitchcock, and everyone else, you all get a shout-out! Thank you all for your patience and support!
I know I haven't been able to push these chapters out as quickly as possible, and with some promotions, work, and getting ready for college, it probably won't be much easier. But I always remember you guys and know that I have a story that I have to finish, whether it takes another year or two depends. I hope you all are enjoying the ride!
Anyways, it may take some time before the next chapter, but it will be worth it. Try to figure out who's next, I bet you won't guess it!
Well then, King K. Rool has joined the group...and they're already off to a rocky start. However, this is what I meant to set up all the way back in chapter 4, which made some people upset, but that was how I was trying to craft my story. Speaking of which, I haven't forgot about the others in jail, that is being set up for something else. I know that Banjo and Kazooie are in Smash, but this is supposed to take place during the Smash 4 era, please understand. Hopefully what I have set up will pay off.
I also got to see Rise of Skywalker, and to be honest, I didn't like it. Pretty much anything Disney related to Star Wars I'm usually not a fan of. However, I haven't seen The Mandalorian yet, and Clone Wars season 7 is already off to a great start, so I guess time will tell. I did like however 1917, if you haven't watched it yet, go see it. It has some of the best camera work and movie sets I have ever seen.
Well, I don't know what else to say except have a good day and hopefully see you soon, aloha! I don't own any of the characters, all characters belong to their respective owners.