A/n: This came from an story called 'the Best Man's Job' from Scott the Wanderer and my own 'Basara Harry'.

It was time for the wedding of Remus and Tonks, and Bill and Fleur. But, there was a little problem, the grooms were nowhere to be found. If they didn't show up in two hours, the best man would have to marry the brides. Problem is, Harry is the best man. Everyone was trying to find Remus and Bill when they were on the floo.

Arthur was talking to them trying to find out why they weren't there. They told him that they were already married and that Harry had to take their place. He had to marry Fleur and Tonks. So, it was told to him and now he was going over what to do.

Harry was in a highly expensive suit, tie, boots and his eyepatch. His hair was now shoulder length and the bangs were covering the eyepatch. He sighed, he didn't know what to do.

Just then Gabrielle, his future sister-in-law, went over to him. "Hello Harry," she said. He looked at her.

"Hey Gabby," he said. When his name came out of the goblet fourth year, he slipped on the eyepatch of Masamune Date. Which changed him and gave him God-like powers that would kill everyone around him if he didn't have control over it.

"What can I do for you?" He asked.

"Cheer up, you are about to get married today."

"I know, but I just wish I wasn't." He said, "don't get me wrong, but they could do better. Not settle for me."

"Should that not be their choice?"

"Gabby, they could do better than an one eyed, bloodied, dragon that can kill and destroy anything in its path."

"But still, it is their choice. You deserve love as well Harry." Harry looked at the little veela and smiled.

"You're right, as usual." Gabby giggled.

"I am always right," she said.

"And modest."

"Come on, let's get you married." Just then, Kojuro had showed up.

"My Lord, everyone is ready." She said.

"Do you have my costume katana?" Harry asked.

"Right here sir," she handed him six sheathed katana. He put them on, then she held out his trenchcoat and helped him in it.

"Okay, GET YA GUNS ON! LET'S GO!" He screamed, with that they went to the alter.

Meanwhile, Fleur and Tonks were talking about who they were about to marry. "What are we going to do?" Said Tonks, "he might die if he doesn't marry her."

"I know," said Fleur. "But there is a solution."

"Well, I'd like to hear it."

"When 'Arry gets to the altar, his Soul mate will appear. Once she's there, he'll marry all three of us." Unknown to them they had an eavesdropper, listening in. It was Ginny, she was thinking that she was going to be the third bride, oh wasn't she going to be surprised?

"So, all he needs to do is get to the altar?" Said Tonks.

"Oui."

Then they saw Harry headed to the altar with Kojuro and that was when a bright light had showed up. Someone was now in a wedding dress, the dress itself was strapless and stopped to the tops of her white stockings, her half-skirt only covered her left thigh, she wore boots, her veil and train blended in with one another and she was gorgeous.

"This Is So Unfair!" Complained Ginny again. Because it wasn't her, it was Hermione. Her pistol was strapped to her right leg and a silver three legged crow was stitched on to the half skirt.

"Wait, why am I dressed like this?" She said, Fleur just smiled at her friend and hugged her.

"Because you are 'Arry's Soul mate," she said.

"But you two are about to marry him," Hermione said.

"We know," said Tonks. "But it wouldn't be fair to you. Besides, if he doesn't marry you he'll die."

"Die?"

"Yeah, if a pair of soul mates don't marry, they'll die."

"Come on, we 'ave to go." Said Fleur, "we 'ave a groom waiting on us." So all three of them walked down the aisle and to the altar.

Once they made it to the altar Harry was in shock. 'What's Hermione doing here?' He thought all three ladies were on either side of him. The one who was going to marry them was Fleur's grandmother.

Once they had said their vows to their spouses, they were surrounded by multicolored lights. Just then, Harry and Hermione had gotten older looking and more built. Hermione was very gorgeous and modestly busty. Harry now filled out his trenchcoat. "Well," he said with a slightly deep voice, he also lost his English accent. "Never thought this would happen."

The others smiled, "well." Said Hermione, "let's seal this." So she grabbed the new 'Boss of Oshu' and gave him all the love she had for him into that kiss.

Then it was Fleur's turn and she was not being outdone by Hermione. Her kiss was just as mind blowing. Then, it was Tonks turn and she wrapped herself around him lovingly and then softly broke off.

If he were to rank each kiss, which he wouldn't because it wouldn't be fair to them, he couldn't, they were all so good. Hermione's was like sipping honey from the tap, Fleur's was like warmth and true love and Tonks was like pure love.

He loved all three of them with all his heart. They loved him too.

They were on their way to the reception and they were talking. "So," said Hermione. "We're going to have to take them with us huh?"

"Well, Tonks has Sadana's spears and Fleur has Kasuga's kunai." Said Harry, "they'd be a huge help to us." Tonks and Fleur looked at them.

"What do you mean?" Said Tonks.

"Well we are still trying to find all of the relics of the Sengoku period and they would be a huge help to us in defeating the 'V'." He said.

"Which one are we going to be looking for?" Asked Fleur.

"Takeda's axe, Oichi's polearm, Kyogoku's Robe with her sleeves and Sen no Rikyu's Sensus." Said Harry.

"Did you say 'Kyogoku'?" Said Fleur.

"Yeah, why?"

"I've been having dreams about her." They looked at her.

"Really?"