The Dragon Crew had walked into the Great Hall, it was dark and a little dreary. "Well," said Ranma. "Let's do something about that." So he snapped his fingers and suddenly, the entire room was lit up. Then he went into his bag and pulled out a huge, Christmas themed grimoire. Then a pedestal rose up out of the floor and Ranma placed it on and opened it up. "Okay, guys. Let's get to work." He went through hand seals and then the entire room started to be decorated with Christmas gear. "Okay," he said as he was decorating. "A tree in each corner. One for each house, Ranko; you, Rias and Akeno do Gryffindor. Ichigo; you, Orihime and Ryofu do Hufflepuff. Ryomo; you, Kan'u and Cho'un do Slytherin and Hotaru; you, Yuki and Chad do Ravenclaw." They nodded and went to work, trees were placed in the corners of the room and they started to get them ready to decorate.

The tables had Christmas themed tablecloths on them in the houses colors. It was beginning to look like Christmas threw up in the room. "Hey Bro!" Said Ranko, "I am famished can we get something to eat?" Knowing all about the magical world, Ranma called in a elf.

"Yes sir?" He said.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"Is bes 'Tippy'."

"Nice to meet you, could you do me and my crew a favor?" The elf's ears flapped as he nodded his head. "Groovy. Anna, take a list of orders so Tippy can get us some food."

"Aye Cap'n!" Said Ranko.

"Meanwhile, this is what I want; 'Pirate Nog'. I know you don't know what that is so I'll tell you. Third egg nog, third snickerdoodle milk and a third rum with pumpkin spice on top." He handed the elf his chalice, "use that to put it in. Also, some 'ginger-doodle' cookies would be great. The elf nodded again. Then Ranko had came up to Ranma with a list and handed it to him, "didn't you want anything?"

"What are you having?" She said, he told her and she smiled, handed her chalice to the elf. "That sounds good, could you get me some too?" The elf nodded, with that, the elf took the chalices and the orders and headed off.

"Ranma, we're done with the trees and are ready for the ornaments." Said Ichigo.

"Your bags." They went into them and found a lot of ornaments and lights. They continued to work on the trees, "let me know when you're done." He was walking through the hall and looking at their handy work. 'Nice,' he thought. While he was walking and looking, he started to set the tables. Then on the Gryffindor table, everyone's orders appeared. "Guys, Food's Here." So they sat down and started to eat and drink. Ranma told the others that they were doing a fantastic job with the decorating. They thanked him and after they were done, they went back to work and were done with the ornaments and lights.

"Ready Ranma-kun." Said Rias.

"Okay, come on over." He said as he went to his bag and started to pull out boxes of candy canes. "These are cherry-butterbeer canes for the Gryffindor tree." Ranko and Rias took a box, "honey and blackberry for the Hufflepuff tree." Ichigo and Orihime took their boxes, "lime and ginger ale for the Slytherin tree." Ryomo and Kan'u took the boxes, "finally; grape and caramel for the Ravenclaw tree." Yuki and Hotaru got their boxes. Then Ranma went into his bag and pulled out another box full of canes and had a Gryffindor one. They were putting the finishing touches on the trees when someone tackled Ranma; or tried to because she was straddling him.

She was in purple, silk pjs and house shoes. "I Got You Now Claus!" She said with a soft voice, she was ash blond and had light blue eyes. She got a good look at him, "You're Not Father Christmas!"

"What gave you the first clue? The pirate outfit?" He chuckled, he put her down. "No, he asked us to handle things here." Just then more students started to come in and one of them was recognizable. "There he is, Harry Potter? I need to speak to you." Just then a certain red head, freckle faced food vacuum spoke up.

"Why you want to talk to him?" He said.

"Baka Ningen," Ranma said softly. "Wasn't talking to you! So, unless he's got his hand so far up your ass he can move your mouth like a puppet, then Shut Your Cake Hole! Now, Harry I need to talk to you." Harry went over to him and they went to the Gryffindor table. Everyone followed and sat down with them. "Okay, this is what's up. My name's Adrian Evans, I am your uncle." Everyone gasped, "I can provide proof if you want. But right now, you're wondering about my claim right?" Harry speechless, nodded. "Your mother and I are half-siblings."

"But, how?" Said Harry.

"We share the same father; Zeus."

"ZEUS?"

"Yep, me, your mom and my twin sister, Anna. Also, our mom is also a goddess as well." Ranko went over to Ranma and sat down next to him.

"Hey kiddo," she said.

"Just by looking at us, what would you think our nationality is?" Said Ranma, a bushy, brown haired young woman spoke up.

"I'd say Japanese." She said.

"Good," said Ranko. "Now answer this, who one of the biggest Japanese Gods that's female?" Then a Japanese girl spoke up.

"AMATERASU!" She said, "She's Your Mother?"

"We have a winner." Said Ranma, then the food vacuum spoke up.

"I don't believe you!" He said, the Crew looked at him. "You just want to live off of his fame!"

"Why would we do that?" Said Ranma, "Look At Us! We make more money in one day, than he could even dream of, we have defeated beings that would give your pathetic dark lord nightmares. We are Armsmasters and Weponmasters, we are Grand Masters of the martial arts, we've been there, done that and SOLD the T-shirt."

"We've played with the band," said Ichigo.

"Danced with the bride AND groom," said Rias.

"And cooked And Served the feast." Said Kan'u.

"Raced lightening," said Ryomo.

"Had sex with Lady Luck," said Ryofu.

"And beat up Father Time." Said Cho'un.

"Dined with Kings and Queens," said Hotaru.

"And slept in alleys and ate pork and beans." said Yuki.

"Walked the planes," said Ranma.

"And ridden through the rain." Said Ranko.

"Now you tell us, do we still want his fame?" Said Ranma, "what would we get out of it?"

"Now keep your mouth shut or you'll be getting nothing but coal for the rest of your life!" Said Ranko.

"Now," Ranma went into his bag and pulled a heritage test he got from Gringotts and placed it down in front of him. "Bleed on the paper, this is a test that'll prove I'm telling the truth." So Harry does and this is what he saw.

Heritage test for Hadrian James Potter

Name: Potter, Hadrain (Harry) James

Age: 15

Status: Demi-God, Half-blood

Family: Charles Potter (paternal grandfather, deceased), Dorea Potter nee Black (paternal grandmother, deceased), Zeus (maternal grandfather), Lucille Evans (maternal grandmother, deceased), Angela Solar (Nodoka Saotome, Amaterasu, step-grandmother), Shen Long (step-grandfather), James Charles Potter (father, deceased), Lillian Rose Evans (mother, in statis), Adrian Evans (Ranma Saotome-Long, uncle), Anna Evans (Ranko Saotome-Long, aunt), Ichigo Kurosaki (cousin)

"Wow," he said and looked at Ranma, who just shrugged.

"We are who we are." Ranma said, just then the headmaster of the school and his professors came into the Hall. "Everyone get ready for a showdown." He said in Japanese.

"What Is The Meaning Of This?" Said the Headmaster, Ranma slowly walked out in to the open.

"Well, Albus Wurfic Brian Percival Dumbledore," he said. "Headmaster of the 'Greatest' magical school in the world." He said that sarcastically, just then he started to laugh. "I'm sorry, I couldn't say that with a straight face." He got his composure and introduced himself. "Adrian Evans, Harry's uncle." Dumbledore pailed, "yeah I know. Was born AFTER she graduated."

"That's a strong claim, Mr. Evans." Dumbledore said.

"Yeah, we got proof." Said Ranko, she handed them hers and Ranma's heritage tests. It was revealed that they were who they said they were, Harry's relatives. Not only that, but they were Harry's aunt and uncle. A woman that looked like some kind of toad started to speak.

"It doesn't mean anything." She said, Ranma and Ranko looked at each other and smiled.

"You see, we knew someone was going to say something so we also got these." She said and pulled official ICW heritage test papers out. They took them and they said the exact same thing.

"You know, it's a…" The toad started.

"Uh, look at the paper." So she did and saw that it was real, she was about to destroy the papers when Ranko snatched both out of her hands and pointed her flintlock pistol at her head. "You try to destroy these papers and I'll fill you with so much lead you'll be a pencil!"

"How Dare You!" She said, "Don't You Know Who I Am?"

"YEAH! A LITTLE FISH TRYING TO INTIMIDATE THE ULTIMATE PREDATORS!" Screamed Ranma as he unleashed his killing intent right at her. She felt like she was having a heart attack, Rias touched his shoulder.

"Ranma-kun, calm down." She said.

"Fucking idiots!" With that he calmed down. "Look, it doesn't matter who you think you are, WE are ICW, ICMC and UN Magical force sanctioned. That mean you can be the bloody Queen of England and we wouldn't care! We would give no shits. If anything, WE are in charge!"

"So why don't you shut your mouth before I give you a lead diet!" Said Ranko.

"Well, you're just like Potter." Said a professor who had greasy hair, just then Ryofu clocked him right in the face, sending him to the floor.

"Ah, Severus Snape. My sister's 'best' friend." Said Ranko, she kicked him in the ribs breaking three of them. "That Was For The 'Bitch' Statement." She kicked him again breaking two more, "That Was For Betraying Her Trust." Then she dropped her fist right across his face. "THAT Was For Harry!"

"How did you know that Lily and Severus were friends?" Said Dumbledore.

"Read her diary," said Ranko. Just then the toad was about to attack when all of the sudden she was surrounded by bladed weapons.

"Just what were you about to do?" Said Ranma, she glared at him. "One word from me and you're headless. Now, Albus we're and anyone that wants to go, can." The headmaster paled.

"No, you can't!" He said.

"Watch us, also if one dementor attacks us, you life is FORFEIT UMBRIDGE!" With that, they left with Harry after he packed up with, Hermione, Neville, Luna, a cute Chinese girl named Su Li, a cute Gryffindor witch named Lavender Brown, two pair of twins; the Patils and the Weasleys, Susan Bones, the niece of the the head of the DMLE and her best friend Hannah Abbot. Knowing Harry just left Hogwarts, Dumbledore knew he was screwed.

TBC

'TEXT' = characters are speaking in Japanese.

To those of you that made comments about the scene where Ranma and Santa were male dancers, I'm sorry for trying to be funny.