13 goals

by Sakura Bum

I have 13 goals and you all gotta help me make them come true in this original open seaseme seed finger licking good chicken trainer fic available now in a happy meal near you. Where are all the shiny charizard s that professor oak promised me?

2. Chapter 2

hi this sakura bum in the prison of azkaban with virgin soyboy beta male faggots like people who play pokemon. yeah them goddamned virgin soyboy beta male faggots put me in jail cause i sold a baby ledyba to them and made vaginal god cry. now vaginal god himata hyuga hates me.