HERE I AM BACK IN MY FANFICTION KINGDOM. I HAVE TRIED TO RECLAIM MY SUCCESS AS AN UBER-FAMOUS WRITER ALL AROUND THE WORLD BUT EVERY TIME I JUST KEEP ON GETTING TAKEN DOWN BY THE WOKE FAN FICTION POLICE DEPARTMENT. HOW DARE THEY! DON'T THEY REALISE THAT I AM WOKE AS FUCK TOO? ALSO STOP MAKING VAGINAL GOD CRY? WHY DO YOU ALL WANT TO MAKE THE VAGINAL GOD CRY? I AM BEING STALKED ALL OVER THE WORLD BY AN ARMY OF FLIES AND THEY WANT TO INJECT ME WITH COVID AND AIDS. SAVE YOURSELF BY BEING SWALLOWED BY KIRBY AND LISTEN TO DIO'S HOLY DIVER ALBUM EVERY MORNING STARTING AT 4AM.
"OH BLACK TOWER!"
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Professor Oak knocks on my door. "Yes old man!"
He throws a Pokeball in my face, breaking my beautiful sexy teeth made of REAL PEARLS WORTH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. If I sold all my teeth I would be richer than the President. "That's for calling my grandson a predator."
"IT WAS A JOKE!"
"Your jokes suck!" Professor Oak said.
"WHY YOU MAKE VAGINAL GOD CRY? I WILL GET MY HUSBAND WITH EIGHT DICKS TO FIGHT YOU."
"What husband?" Professor Oak laughed. "Fat chance! Tauros! I'll it all with you."
Here I returned to my garden. I have traveled the world to revive the success of the famous writer Uber, but the audience of WAKE has always amazed me. They are brave! Doesn't he understand that I'm stealing? Did only the monkey god call? God, why are you crying? There are thousands of mistakes behind me to hide the world of Covid-19 and AIDS. Leave Kirby and listen to the music of the Holy God every morning at 16:00.
"All right, Dark Tower!"
Also, all the stories that have been written on this site are their own.
Professor Robbie knocked on the door. "Yes, great!"
He threw the ball in my face and brushed his beautiful sexual teeth with real pearls worth millions of dollars. If you sell all your teeth, you will be even richer than the president. "Because my brother is a rapist."
- They're playing!
"Your strength is great!" said Professor Carvalho.
"Why is Moses called an idol? I don't want my husband to fight eight men."
- One person? Professor Carvalho, Kenya. "Good luck! Bull! I'll be with you."