My Yuuzhan Vong Shots

by sudooku

Here I will publish my poetry/paraphrases and parodies of existing songs or just oneshot texts about the Yuuzhan Vong, as it crosses my mind while reading the "New Jedi Order" novel series currently or other sources or just at my own whims.

4. Lah Lah Lah, Tsavong

Hi,

This parody song is for the fierce Warmaster of the Yuuzhan Vong, Tsavong Lah, free after the song S & M by Rihanna from 2010.

Lah Lah Lah, Tsavong
Lah Lah Lah, Tsavong
Lah Lah Lah, Lah Lah, Tsavong
Lah Lah Lah, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong

Lah Lah Lah Lah, Tsavong
Lah Lah Lah, Tsavong
Lah Lah Lah, Lah Lah, Tsavong
Lah Lah Lah, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong,
Lah Lah Lah Lah

Feels so good being bad
There's no way he's turning back
pain for him is for pleasure
'Cause nothing can measure

Yanskac crabs are so fine
with their long dorsal spines
stinging and spilling venom
in Tsavong's flesh to whet his appetite even more

'Cause he may be bad but he's perfectly good at it
Blood haze in the air, he doesn't care, loves the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break his bones
But the embrace of pain excites him

Hunting down all the Jeedai is one of his passions
The twins Jacen and Jaina – a prize beyond measure
Even when Jacen Solo makes him lose his foot
A Vu'asa claw will soon replace it

Lah Lah Lah Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
He likes it, likes it

War for him is great and fine
Out the box, out of line
The affliction of the battles
leaves him wanting more

'Cause he may be bad but he's perfectly good at it
Blood haze in the air, he doesn't care, loves the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break his bones
But the embrace of pain excites him

Lah Lah Lah Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
He likes it, likes it

Slaying throughout this galaxy's space
All for Yun-Yammkas's grace

Oh he loves the feeling the war gives to him
Oh, it turns him on

It's exactly what he'd been yearning for
Give it to him strong
Sitting in the cognition throne
Make his body say ah, ah, ah
he likes it, likes it

'Cause he may be bad but he's perfectly good at it
Blood haze in the air, he doesn't care, loves the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break his bones,
But the embrace of pain excites him

He wouldn't attack without his gods approval
Sending his men into fight, no matter how many will fall
Sacrificing his arm to win Yun-Yammka's charm
Albeit the new Radank claw will bug him

Lah Lah Lah Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
he likes it, likes it, Tsavong, Tsavong, Tsavong
He likes it, likes it

Slaying throughout this galaxy's space
All for Yun-Yammkas's grace
He has no qualms if right or wrong
It's all for the glory of the Yuuzhan Vong