My Yuuzhan Vong Shots

by sudooku

Here I will publish my poetry/paraphrases and parodies of existing songs or just oneshot texts about the Yuuzhan Vong, as it crosses my mind while reading the "New Jedi Order" novel series currently or other sources or just at my own whims.

6. Embrace Of Pain

This is a parody on Vergere holding some Jedi in the grip of the so called Embrace of Pain, the living apparatus the Yuuzhan Vong use for torture and pleasure likewise. The original song is "Love Game" from Lady Gaga, released in 2008

Embrace Of Pain

This Embrace of Pain may feel sick
Be ready to endure a nasty crick
your bones will make some noisy snick
but soon you'll learn to get a real kick

Yes I could free you
But if I do then we'll be lost both,
It's complicated and stupid
Got my mind squeezed between two faiths
Because their gods are strict and severe
also with me - Vergere

Hear me and trust me
No, never trust me for a minute
At least this should be enough to know 'about me by now

This Embrace of Pain may feel sick
Be ready to endure a nasty crick
your bones will make some noisy snick
but soon you'll learn to get a real kick

Let's play a pain game, play a pain game
Do you want freedom, or you want to
become insane - Dans le pain game

Let's play a pain game, play a pain game
Do you want freedom, or you want to
become insane - Dans le pain game

I'm on a mission
and it involves some heavy touching, yeah
you've indicated your interest
I'm educated in the Force, yes
Now I do it stark, do it dark
in this game, their pain game

Hold on, endure it
It will just take another minute
maybe three seconds are enough for your mind to quit

This Embrace of Pain may feel sick
be ready to endure a nasty crick
your bones will make some noisy snick
But soon you'll learn to get a real kick

Let's play a pain game, play a pain game
Do you want freedom, or you want to
become insane - Dans le pain game

Learn the True Way, how I'll teach you
The Yuuzhan Vong's believe before
it will be to late - Dans le pain game

I can see you staring down at me from that red scaffold
with your face contorted hanging upside down
The story of us, it always starts the same
an apprentice seeking and a master of game

And a game
And a game, of the pain
You'll love pain!

Let's play a verge game, play a pain game
Do you want freedom or you want
to become insane, Dans le pain game

I can leave you hanging here for an hour
or a year until you embrace the pain or you'll
die in their game, Dans le pain game

Leave the mourning behind, start to realize
why you are so weak while the Yuuzhan Vong
got fame, dans le pain game

Let's play a verge game, play a pain game
Do you want freedom or you want
to become insane, Dans le pain game

Dans le pain game