This is a tribute to the Supreme Overlord Shimrra Jamaane of the Yuuzhan Vong people, based on "Mr. Boombastic" by Shaggy in 2009.
Mr. Boombastic Overlord Shimrra!
Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic gigantic
Fantastic Dread Lord,
Shimrra!
Mr. Overlover hmmm,
Mr. Overlover hähä –lord
Mr. Overlover hmmm,
Mr. Overlover hähä -lord
They call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic I'll take you aback
They say I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
I'll surprise you for I'm Mr. Gi-
Smooth, just like the silk
Softly I start my court session like a quilt
with my lyrical jester - a Shamed One but no filth
With my tremendous physique, jah know me well-built
Sitting on my Hau polyp thrown - You'll see me soon
I'm just like a pearl - coming out of a Sklipun*
I'll summon you all - put you under my spell
flower petals squeezed under my feet for sweet smell
before I interrogate you listening what you tell
And dare to show rejection, so I'll tell ya: Go to hell!
I'm Boombastic
tell me fantastic, I'll take you aback
They say I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
I'll arouse you for I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
tell me fantastic, I'll take you aback
They say I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
And I will thrill you for I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
Gee wheeze, baby please
You'll will dream of a lone Grashal* with
a sweet cool breeze
Sure you don't feel well, 'cause I have the keys
for a nudge to make you give me a mind striptease
Don't you cause me an itching ha ha, baby please
Don't you try to fool me, lest I might make you wheeze
(Woe!)
Well, you are the prey and I'm in a chase
Breaking your defiance with my rainbow gaze
I'm Boombastic
call me fantastic, I'll take you aback
They say I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
I'll surprise you for I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
call me fantastic, I'll make you stagger
They say I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
I'll arose you for I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
I say
Give me your – your utmost loyality
against that heresy
Folks you need like you should
Nen Yim, I need your creativity
shape new technology
as soon as you could
From soft-sweet I'll change to hiss and harass
Ruffling every strand of hair on your chest
I'm bombastic! Rated as the best,
the best you should get - Nothing more, nothing less
Give me your reports, I'll crack your mind's fortress
I'll bet you confess when I put you to the test
For I'm
Boombastic
say me fantastic, I'll take you aback
They say I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
I'll shake you up for I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
Tell me fantastic, why you scratch your back
Onimi, what it is about?
An Itching, I clearly feel it
So Master Shaper Ch'Gang Hool, tell me about it.
Shaper, your activity did lack from the - start
You are hesitating, denying, pretending you are - smart
Let me make you feel the spark of the looming gore,
Soldiers, take him off and outside kill this impostor!
I'll get straight to the point - Like an arrow, arrow dart
Tsavong Lah, why did you squander our soldiers like low cards
You speak of victory while I see overstretching of our fleet
So shut up and I'll give you my admonition strict
I'm Boombastic
tell me fantastic, I'll catch you off guard
'cause I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
I'll frighten you for I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
call me fantastic, I'll sweep your off your feet
'cause I'm Mr. Gi-
Gantic, say I'm fantastic
I'll dread you for I'm Mr. Boom, boom,
How you need it now?
Smooth
*A Sklipun is a shell-like living Yuuzhan Vong device for storing precious or important things.
* A Grashal is a living snail house-like living quarter of the Yuuzhan Vong