My Yuuzhan Vong Shots

by sudooku

Here I will publish my poetry/paraphrases and parodies of existing songs or just oneshot texts about the Yuuzhan Vong, as it crosses my mind while reading the "New Jedi Order" novel series currently or other sources or just at my own whims.

8. The Hutt Lady and the Supreme Commander

Hi, this song is a parody about the Hutt Borga Besadii Diori and Supreme Commander Nas Choka, meeting at Nal Hutta during "Agents of Chaos", the 5th volume of "New Jedi Order" from 2000 by James Luceno. Basis of this creation of mine is Lady Gaga's song "G.U.Y." from 2014.

The Hutt and the Supreme Commander (Borga Besadii Diori & Nas Choka)

Greetings from Borga Besadii Diori,
Son of Aruk the Great, Hermaphrodite
I'm a music- and art-loving Hutt girl
showing you new and exciting positions

I wanna be the girl under you (oh yeah)
When you play nice and tell no lies
Or I'll be the grave and earth you (oh yeah)
If you disturb our trade of spice

Trade is a snake which has to heads to hold
In this game I'm aiming for full control (of this game)
Behave well and I'll play nice
Dare to fool me, you don't do twice
and I'll become the girl that makes you cry

I wanna be that G.U.Y.*
I wanna be that G.U.Y.
I wanna be that G.U.Y.
The girl under you guya

You want me call you Lord - this title
may suit some circumstances well
Guy, I'm experienced in slave-trade (oh yeah)
Know, you 'll use my service well

I'm gonna give you some bases for troops' supply
just play along and I'll be you such a precious ally
Behave well and I'll play nice
Dare to fool me, you don't do twice
and I'll become the girl that makes you cry

I wanna be that G.U.Y.
I wanna be that G.U.Y.
I wanna be that G.U.Y.
The girl under you guya

I don't need to be on top - to know what it does,
I'm big enough to crush you soon
I just want a smooth business, because we Hutts
are the best in what we're used to do

Gaaayuuuwaay - So please me, feel me
Gaaayuuuwaay - Natural goddess I am
G.u.y. Nar Shaddaa comes into full phase that night
And Yun-Yammka's spirit rams into Nal Huttan heights

Use my Hutt Space, don't be shy
I'm in charge like a G.U.Y.
I'll turn my gaze away, while your invasion makes others cry

I wanna be that G.U.Y.
I wanna be that G.U.Y.
I wanna be that G.U.Y.
The girl under you guya

I wanna be that G.U.Y.
I'll wreck you right up G.U.Y.
I'll lie down face up G.U.Y.
The girl under you guya!

Vierzehn, dreizehn, drei, zwei, eins

Nein Nas!
Nein Nas!
Nein Nas!
Nein Nas!

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*G.U.Y. = Acronym for Girl Under You