Hi, this is another tribute to Tsavong Lah, Warmaster of the Yuuzhan Vong – this time about his frequent meals at the so called "High Chew" aboard the Sunulok and about his final battle on Ebaq 9 – a parody after Lady Gaga's song "Stache" ft. Zedd from 2012.
Sacrifice
Tsavong chew high.
Tsavong die high.
Tsavong high guy.
Where is my
Sacrifice!
it has to feed my war!
Vaecta!
You want so much more.
But where are the humans?
Rodians and Twi'leks?
Vaecta!
My priestess – I don't 's no exit,
We're deep in the core on Ebaq 9.
No matter what you might think,
My obsession is so fine. (so fine)
I need more ...
You know, where are more …?
I can't find more
of my troops anymore.
Tsavong chew high.
Tsavong die high.
Priestess Vaecta
wants numbers high.
There's one particular thing that I want (want, want).
Sacrifice for the gods (especially Yun-Yammka).
But when I can't find some they will be fed up, (fed up).
I have to win a war or I'll get really messed up (messed up, messed up).
Sacrifice!
It has to feed my war.
Vaecta!
I fed it with my foot.
I fed it with my arm.
But where are the twins?
Come, Vergere.
and Nom Anor.
Where are Jacen, Jaina?
Nom Anor, Vergere,
bring 'em here.
And then – let's party
to mess 'em all up.
Or we all are messed up.
Hello, I'm Jaina –
So here I am.
You're so messed up.
Fanatic war head you, Tsavong!
So finally, let's skirmish,
even if I'll perish.
Gods, my sacrifice you cherish?
Then I will give in to that final wish.
My body and soul dying in fight,
far better than a loser's plight.