This is another NGO Tribute and Yuuzhan Vong song of mine – this time about Tsavong Lah's beautiful Villip Mistress Seef, who gives Senator Viqi Shesh some advice how to treat her newly acquired Villip … and the Warmaster likewise. Parody after "Milkshake" by Kelis from 2003.
My Villips*
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator
For the first time,
it may feel awkward.
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator
I can teach you,
it won't be that hard.
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What Tsavong Lah goes crazy for.
He loses his mind,
The way I wind,
I think its time.
La La, La La La,
Wake it up
La La, La La La
Stroke it gently
La La, La La La,
the groove everts
Lah Lah, Tsavong Lah
into his 3D-image
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator
get acquainted,
right from the start.
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator,
get used to it
And he'll give reward.
I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach the
organic ways that freak these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just he's got you caught,
Watch if your smart.
La La, La La La,
Wake it up
La La, La La La
Stroke it gently
La La, La La La,
the groove everts
Lah Lah, Tsavong Lah
into his 3D-image
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator
which is heinous!
May it fall apart!
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator,
which anyone
can eavesdrop on.
Once you get involved,
no mean can overhear you,
Two Villips shared one stalk,
telepathic connected,
Just do what Villips do,
most time conceal what within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent.
La La, La La La,
Wake it up
La La, La La La
Stroke it gently
La La, La La La,
the groove everts
Lah Lah, Tsavong Lah
into his 3D-image
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator
which, believe me,
you'll soon discard.
My Villips bring all the boys to the yard,
And damn right,
they're better than your
dead metal communicator
Wait, in due time,
you can't live without.
*Villip – a living communication device of the Yuuzhan Vong. Usually two villip-berries grow on one stalk to stay in touch with each other after becoming ripe and being given each to two participants who want to stay in a longer contact with each other.