Hi,
this is another NJO tribute of mine, this time dedicated to … do you know the pairing I'm hinting at? The ones of you who have read NJO will surely know. I just have forgotten the volume in which this specific scene with the green ointment is in, sorry.
But at least I know that the original song for this parody is "Cake by the Ocean" by DNCE from 2015.
And now you may make some educated guesses.
Von'u* by the World Brain*
Oh, no! See you walking 'round like it's a sacrifice
Not so serious, girl, I try to entice.
We just getting started, I have what you
yearn for, ah
Waste time with the Eight Cortex
while you self are a masterpiece
You should be rolling with me
You don't know you do already, ah
You're a real-life fantasy
my real-life fantasy
But you're moving so carefully
I know what you hide from me.
Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet-sweet craving
Whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping we'll eat Von'u by the World Brain
Show it to me, baby
I'll be Vua Rapuung, you'll be my Mezhan Kwaad -oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping we'll eat Von'u by the World Brain
Gods damn! See your fingers picking up that green ointment
Still want one more dash, I'm begging, yes ma'am
I'm tired of all this itching on the waste land
promised land, oh
Waste time with the Eight Cortex
while you self are a masterpiece
You should be rolling with me
You don't know you do already, ah
You're a real-life fantasy
My real-life fantasy
But you're moving so carefully
why not tear down this boundary, whoah
Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet-sweet craving
Whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping we'll eat Von'u by the World Brain
Give it to me, baby
I'll be Vua Rapuung, you'll be my Mezhan Kwaad -oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping
We'll eat Von'u by the World Brain (ooh, aah)
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping
We'll eat Von'u by the World Brain (ooh, aah)
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping
We'll eat Von'u by the World Brain (ooh, aah)
You're fucking delicious
Give in to me!
Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet-sweet craving
Whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping
We'll eat Von'u by the World Brain
Yield to me, baby (Yield to me now)
I'll be Vua Rapuung, you'll be my Mezhan Kwaad -oh
Let's combine our minds discover all secrets
Ah ya ya ya ya
and together
We'll fill the Eigth Cortex
Want Honey of Sparkbee and Yanskac* in my life
Y'luubi*, I'm ready, I need it every night
Y'luubi in my life (ah ya ya ya ya)
Hoping in vain
We'll eat Von'u by the World Brain.
*Von'u – a treat given to Yuuzhan Vong children in case of behaving well
*World Brain – An organic brain, created by the Yuuzhan Vong to control a planet's wellbeing and almost everything there from weather to nature.
*Y'luubi, Yanskac – aquatic creatures to be eaten as delicacies.