This songfic parody is for the Yuuzhan Vong's infamous Warmaster Tsavong Lah and Senator Viqi Shesh according to some events in NJO "Star By Star" and "Rebel's Stand." The original song is from Lady Gaga "Government Hooker" from 2011.
Warmaster's hooker
I'm Tricky Viqi
I'm Tricky Viqi
There's no looking back
There's no turning back
Warmaster's Hooker-eh
I can be good
like you in things that are bad
I can stay cool
I know sometimes you turn mad
I can be anything
I'll be your everything
Just touch me baby
I don't wanna be sad
As long as I'm your hooker
(Go, and put that Ooglith on!)
As long as I'm your hooker
(Go there and spy around!)
As long as I'm your hooker
(Show me your secrets found!)
As long as I'm your hooker
(Get down!)
Hoo-hoo-ker!
Yeah, you're my hooker
Hoo-hoo-ker!
(Warmaster Hooker) 2x
I'll drink my dragweed broth today
care for my Villip as you say
That you will keep loving me, baby
Yes, I know you love me, baby.
I could be counselor
I know you wouldn't trust
I could be sex
I know you like coreward thrusts
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
I'll hurry to steal Luke's Ben.
(Ay, mi papito!)
As long as I'm your hooker
(Put your Ooglith on and spy!)
As long as I'm your hooker
(Tell me if we made them cry!)
As long as I'm your hooker
(You'll do just as I say!)
As long as I'm your hooker
(Lay down!)
Hoo-hoo-ker!
Yeah, you're my hooker
Hoo-hoo-ker!
Warmaster Hooker 2x
I'm going to please ya,
Warmaster Lah
I'll make you squeal baby
As long as Kuat stays free
I'll bake some Muur pastiche tonight
I wear a Chilab in my nose hole right
Lest you won't blackmail me baby
And I know you love me for it.
Hoo-hoo-ker!
Yeah, you're my hooker
Hoo-hoo-ker!
Warmaster Hooker 2x
Never would show my despair
to invite you to pounce at
I won't ever say technology
unless to unleash your wrath
I could be anything
I could be everything
I would never leave you
Unless I want to be dead
You think you don't need me much longer
(Just have a look down)
Stop lying at me, Warmaster hooker
(what interesting defense)
Listen to me, Warmaster hooker
(Just push her down)
to a secret that makes you shudder
(Well tell me!)
Yes!
* Dragweed broth – a broth of the Yuuzhan Vong
* Villip – communication device of the Yuuzhan Vong
* Chilab – neural grub and saving medium of the Yuuzhan Vong, recording everything a person sees or hears.