This parody is about the Yuuzhan Vong priestess Elan and the New Republic's Major Showolter, who had to guard her, while she pretended to be a defector from the enemy to provide help, as to read in "Agents of Chaos I: Hero's trial – the 4th tome of "New Jedi Order", written by James Luceno in 2000.

The original song is of course "La garota de Ipanema", composed 1962 by Antônio Carlos Jobim, Text by Vinícius de Moraes. You may know rather the English Version "The Girl from Ipanema" by Stan Getz and João Gilberto, 1963. I took some of both texts, because they are really different from each other.

The Major and the Priestess

Tall, tattooed, so young and lovely
The Yuuzhan Vong Girl with a crystal escape pod defecting
is boarding our ship and each one 'board the Soothfast
goes Aaaaah!

When she walks, her stride is like Vaapad
defying gravity, almost hovering forward.
As a priestess, she knows the enemy's plans
and has a cure for Mara.

Oooh, why is it that I'm suspicious?
Is it truuue, that all Yuuzhan Vong are vicious?
Yeees, I will watch her stayin' sleepless.
But each day when she walks next to me
I clearly feel that my heart isn't free.

Tall, tattooed, so young and lovely
next to her lilac Intima, the Yuuzhan Vong Girl
Is explaining her views and I frown
cause what I hear from her
is not that sincere.
So why is she here?

Iiiiii can't stop thinking about her
Cause each time when Elan looks at me
all the other things are turning weee

Tall tattooed, so young and lovely
The Yuuzhan Vong Girl suddenly wears this mask called Ooglith
pretending to be just like me
Oh I wish she could see

Tall, tattooed, so young and lovely
The Yuuzhan Vong Girl with the icy blue eyes is passing.
And each passenger aboard the Queen of Empire
is sighing Aaaahhh!

When she speaks of the purification
of my home galaxy, that it is not necessary
to kill us all – then I smirk, and
I can't believe.

Noooo, she's not joking – I'm sorry
Sheee wants to meet high-ranking Jedi
Yeees, I will be on guard closely
But each time, when Elan smiles at me
This my galaxy seem full of glee

Tall, tattooed, so young and lovely
Elan did release her Bo'tous spores
There was no way out for her and I'm sad.
Why she just didn't see
how she could really break free
from the enemy?

She just couldn't see