This song is a parody on the relationship of Vergere with Warmaster Tsavong Lah after the Star War book series "New Jedi Order", here especially with the volumes 9 "Star by Star" by Troy Denning (2001) and "Destiny's Way" by Walter Jon Williams (2002). Original song is "Upgrade You" by Beyoncé and JayZ from 2006.

Tsavong Lah 2.0 - upgraded by Vergere

"Greetings Warmaster!"
"I was told you've yielded much information 'bout the infidels."
"I would do even more."
"And why you would speak this only to me?"

"Because I presume you to handle this discreetly – delicately."
"Hahaha, you presume much about me."
"If I'm wrong, I am prepared to embrace punishment."
"O.k. Don't waste more of my time. Say what you came here to say!"

"I hear you command the war, but I'm the lights that keep your fleets on
Notice you're the sweeping type, that like to keep them on a leash though
I took the long way up to you, and that for a reason
straight from Solo Han, Lord of the Millennium Falcon

I can get you Jacen, this will be easy
The rest of the Solos will follow him, trust me.
This ain't no shoulder with a chip, or with Nom Anor
But what you think your priests were all mad at me for."

"Yes, familiar. That is of interest."

"You need a good advisor in your life
Taking care, while your flagship is still fly
And I'mma help keeping low your loss amount
Getting you even more goal peaks to mount

When Vaecta is nettling you, for the mills
It takes me just some wing beats to make it nil
At anything you cop, I'll split the bill
I make them stop, bringing you uphill

Warmaster, let me upgrade you,
Switch your cape claws to sharper levels
(Up) upgrade you, (can I) upgrade you
(let me) Warmaster, let me upgrade you

Warmaster, let me upgrade you
Flip a new page
and let me introduce you to some new things
which upgrade you, upgrade you.
Warmaster, let me upgrade you

I can do for you, what Onimi does for Shimrra
The Overlord commands, but his yester keep the tempo
It's very seldom, that you're blessed to find your equal
Still played my part and let you take the lead role, believe me

I'll follow, like I'm trained to, it'd be easy
I'll be the help, whenever you need me
Whenever you're brought upset by Nom Anor, I can keep you
Focused on your focus, I will feed you."

"You, I must watch. It will amuse me, if nothing else."

"You need a real advisor in your life
Taking care while your people is still fly
I can help your powerbase solidify
Far better than Nom Anor made their senate comply

When the Overlord comes down on you, his words' venom spill
Just turn on me to ease it up, that's one of my many skills
Anything pressing you down, I can lift it
getting you leverage, let me upgrade you

Just let me bring your poor Basic to a higher level
and your next public speech will rock every table
That Tizowyrm in your ear - expendable
Warmaster, let me upgrade you

Just let me upgrade you, (I can, can I?), Let me elevate you
Warmaster, let me upgrade you"

"So I be's the doom-boy, penetrating all your stained worlds
First they were targets, now challenges to be re-mold
Belkadan, Sernpidal, Ithor, Duro, oughta do
It's big balling baby, when I'm honoring you

I'm not talking just spy grubs and thud bugs
a secret room, that rumors you, Vergere, on the verge
Of a new merge, 'cause enhancing your brain needs a Vaa-tumor
With me you'll be like newly born, you've ever seen Sojourn?

No, not the moon, but everywhere we loom over
You're sure to see stars, this is high level not eye level
My left foot, courtesy of a Vua'sa
enhancing you tomorrow, now look at how I grace you

Intima, let me upgrade you"

"Just when you think we had it all
New worlds, a new flagship and a new destiny
Picture your life escalating with me
Make you my project celebrity (I keep your name hot in every system)

And it's that ray of my light that makes you diamond really shine
And you already are a star, but
Unless you're flawless
Lah Warmaster dynasty ain't complete without a chief like me

Warmaster, let me upgrade you
Flip a new page
and bring your mind to a higher level
upgrade you upgrade you
Warmaster let me upgrade you

Warmaster, let me upgrade you
teaching you a game, a firm base of Jedi-thinking frame
Dejarik – it's like you fame
Warmaster, let me upgrade you

Help you staying restless, adamant

Levelling, vong-forming Coruscant
killing the New Republic en passant
I have come to join your Jeedai hunt, (if you'll let me)
Warmaster, let me, upgrade you, grade you."

"Come with me! Come to the sacrifice of the Solo twins."
"Tsavong Lah, let me, upgrade you, upgrade you
"If you'll let me."

Let me elevate you,
and let me escalate you (Escalate you)."

"Yesss!"