This song is a parody about the Kuati senator Viqi Shesh's relationship with the Yuuzhan Vong Warmaster Tsavong Lah from the book series New Jedi Order, and here from vol. IX "Star by Star" by Troy Denning (2001) until vol. XII "Rebel Stand" by Aaron Allston (2002).
The original song is "Baby Boy" by Beyoncé and Sean Paul from the album "Dangerously In Love" (2003)
Tsavvy Boy
[Tsavong Lah] Certified quality
I know what a girl need
what I do to them without apology
Buck them de right way, that's my policy
Tsavong Lah 'longside Viqi Shesh,
get this galaxy smashed
Infidel Viqi you, witty you,Viqi you
Viqi sing it now ya
[Viqi Shesh] Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
Tell me Viqi, what's the day?
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Tsavvy boy, not a day goes by
Without my fantasies
Viqi, tell me what you did.
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Ah, oh, your flagship's fly, Tsavvy, oh
Yes, no, hurt me so good, Tsavvy, oh
I'm so wrapped up serving you, let me go
Let me breathe, stay out of my fantasies
You're ready to gimme the thing I want,
that you may stay alive
But please don't tell me about the things
you do fantasize
I know you dig that way, each step
I make to catch my stride
Follow my goals, Viqi, because I can't be denied
I need more information for
our invasion amplified
I'm cool to run that flagship and you
won't slip or switch side
The honor and the praise I gotta give is certified
I'll give you the toughest longest
ever ride
Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
Viqi, tell me what you have for me!
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Tsavvy boy, not a day goes by
Without my fantasies
Viqi, tell me about your chief of state!
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Picture us being real close in a dark
corner of your room of glory
Every time I close my eyes
It's like everyone left but you and me
In my dull senate's world
my feelings inward curled
The chamber turns into a sea What, Viqi?
Feels like true paradise to me
Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
Viqi, where are all the Jeedai gone?
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Tsavvy boy, not a day goes by
Without my fantasies
Viqi, tell me 'bout their shadow bombs!
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Tsavvy boy, you are so damn fine
Tsavvy boy, won't you be mine?
Even though you are a death angel.
You mean your death angel?
Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Tsavvy boy, you are so damn fine
Tsavvy boy, won't you be mine?
Will you put me into even more danger?
Yesss!
Viqi, stop that, girl!
Viqi, me and you together is a crap that, girl
Driving around Coruscant in my flagship, girl
You now stop blurt girl
I'll give ya some more duties,
wanna rock that world
Viqi, shut up, up, girl
Viqi, me and you together is a sap trap girl
Driving 'round your capital,
then drop shot, girl
You now stop chat girl
It's beyond your imagination, what rocks my world
Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
Viqi, bring me little Ben!
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
You dunno what you're asking for
This one angers me. She takes me for a fool.
[Nom Anor] Humans often cast themselves in the best light.
They seem unable to see the shadows they also cast.
Tell me, do you believe what she says?
Viqi Shesh hopes to protect her own position.
Our thinking is the same on this, Nom Anor.
I'm stepping in tougher
Al-tanna khotte yun'o
I'm stepping in closer
Al-tanna khotte Yun-Yuuzhan
I know how to do it
And I know you'll like it
We're stepping in deeper
Al-tanna khotte Yun-Yammka
We're stepping in hotter
Al-tanna khotte Yun-Txiin
I know you want it
So don't you fight it
Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Tsavvy boy, you are so damn fine
Tsavvy boy, won't you be mine?
Viqi, what about their Starlancer Project?
Even when you put me into more danger
Of course!
Tsavvy boy, you stay on my mind
Tsavvy boy, you are so damn fine
Tsavvy boy, won't you be mine?
You really know what you wish for?
Even when you are my death angel
O.k. Viqi … prepare yourself!
I'll be waiting for you
in your private chamber
Al-tanna khotte Yun… in the Yuuzhan Vong language means: Long live the favorite of the God … (any god's name)