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I'm here to kick your ass just like I promised I would Buggy said, Lucy.
Damn you straw hat said, Buggy.
How dare you said, Buggy.
You can't just waltz up to me and treat me like this said Buggy.
I'm Captain Buggy and I won't stand for it yells Buggy.
Listen to me all I want is the chart and his treasure and I'm outta here, you got it said Nami.
Yeah, I got it said Zoro.
Get out of here said mayor Boodle
Why'd you follow me said Mayor Boodle.
Your outsiders leave this to me said Mayor Boodle.
This is my fight and I need to be the one to protect my town said Mayor Boodle.
Bugg is my fight said Mayor Boodle.
Lucy then slams the mayor into a pole and knocks him out.
What the hell do you think you're doing? Asks Nami.
Why'd you knockout the Mayor? Asks Nami.
Because said, Lucy.
It's not a bad idea if the old man had continued to fight he would have died said Zoro.
It's for the best said Zoro.
You didn't have to hit him yells Nami.
I'm sure could have thought a more humane to deal with the situation yells Nami.
Lucy walks toward Buggy and yells big nose.
That's the worse thing you could have said to him said Nami.
I won't stand for this said Buggy.
Take aim and fire the Buggy Ball yells Buggy.
Why'd you have to say that? Asks Nami.
Come on Lucy we gotta go said Zoro.
You go ahead said, Lucy.
Time to die said, Buggy.
I'm fine just watch said, Lucy.
Gum-Gum Balloon said, Lucy.
Lucy blows herself up.
She caught the Buggy Ball? Said, Buggy.
Lucy fires the Buggy Ball back at the Buggy Pirates.
She could have warned me said Zoro.
The building they are standing on explodes.
Alright, I got 'em said, Lucy.
What the hell kind of monster are you? Asks Nami.
I think you freaked her out said Zoro.
I knew something was weird after you survived the fight with that lion said Nami.
No human being can do what you do said Nami.
Now explain yourself said Nami.
What the hell was the Balloon iflalty thing you did just now? Asks Nami.
That was a Gum-gum Balloon said, Lucy.
I don't care what you call it just tell me how you did it said Nami.
What are you some kind of freak? Asks Nami.
How dare you try to do me in? Said, Buggy.
Unreal he used his men as a shield said Nami.
What in the world just happened here? Asks Mohji.
No, it's you said Mohji.
Hi said, Lucy.
Aah, it's that damn straw hat ah said Mohji.
Captain Buggy, we have to be careful she has Devil Fruit powers too said Mohji.
She's a rubber person said Mohji.
I saw it myself said Mohji.
What?! Said, Buggy.
Rubber person?! Said Nami.
Yeah said, Lucy.
Lucy stretches her face.
See said, Lucy.
A Devil Fruit said, Buggy.
That's how she bounced the Buggy Ball back at us said, Buggy.
Richie the lion rises out of the rubble.
How do you plan to respond to this insult Captain? Asks a man.
Oh, Cabaji I don't know I'm too angry to even plot saif Buggy.
Put him down Cabaji said Mohji.
What the hell did you do to my Richie? Said Mohji.
This cat I used it as a shield from getting my clothes dirty said Cabaji.
Cabaji drops the lion.
Richie said Mohji.
No Richie say something please, Richie said Mohji.
The lion sees Cabaji and hides behind the remains of a wall from him.
Richie said Mohji,
Damn you, you bastard said Mohji.
He charges Cabaji who dodges and kicks him towards Lucy.
Out of my way said Mohji.
How about out of my way said Lucy.
She kicks him into the wall of a building.
Captain Buggy? Said Cabaji.
Yes, Cabaji said Buggy.
Allow me to repay their respect said Cabaji.
Fine but make it a good show for everyone said, Buggy.
You may call me Acrobat Cabaji, Captain Buggy's chief of staff said Cabaji.
You will pay for your insolence said Cabaji.
Cabaji points his and peddles towards Lucy but Zoro steps in front of her and blocks it with his own sword.
I'll clash swords with you said Zoro.
It's an honor Roronoa Zoro as swordsmen myself I relish this chance to slay you said Cabaji.
Hey, Zoro you really should get some rest let me handle this guy said Lucy.
Just stay back said Zoro.
Cabaji breathes fire at Zoro and kicks Zoro where Buggy stabbed him earlier.
Zoro falls back in pain.
What's wrong? I didn't kick you that hard now did I said Cabaji.
He fights dirty going after his injury like that said Nami.
Acrobat technique: Murder at the steam bath said Cabaji.
Acrobat my ass, that's just an ordinary dust cloud said Zoro.
Cabaji's sword comes out of the dust cloud and Zoro blocks it with his two but then Cabaji's foot comes out and hits Zoro in his injury again.
He did it again said Nami.
What the?! Said Cabaji.
It's such a disgraceful sight to a grown man moaning said Cabaji.
I suppose now you can how foolish it was to make an enemy of the Buggy Pirates said Cabaji.
He keeps fighting with such a bad injury, he's crazy said Nami.
He's hurt so bad I don't know how he's managing to stay in the fight said Nami.
Why are you just standing there watching him, he's gonna get himself killed ya know said Nami.
Roronoa Zoro is finished said Cabaji.
You annoying little bastard said Zoro.
You having fun poking at my wounds? Asks Zoro.
Then go ahead said Zoro.
Cabaji stabs Zoro where his injury is and peddles away
Ouchie said, Lucy.
But why didn't he dodge his attack? Asks Nami.
Is that enough of a handicap for ya? Asks Zoro.
Then now let me show you just how superior my skills are to yours said Zoro.
Yeah Zoro, get him cheers Lucy.
You fool, you made a vast error in judgment said Cabaji.
I won't be mocked said Cabaji.
My swords aim to be the world's greatest said Zoro.
I refuse to lose even once to anyone who calls himself a swordsman said Zoro.
I see said Cabaji.
A strong resolve keeps you going said Cabaji.
Then have no fear wounds as bad as yours will be more than enough of an excuse said Cabaji.
For losing to me said Cabaji.
The hell with that said Zoro.
If I lose to someone like you even with these minimal injuries then I don't have a very bright future ahead of do I? Said Zoro.
Why you said Cabaji.
Alright yeah, cheers Lucy.
I won't stay and watch this said Nami.
You pirates can stand around the rest of time and kill each other for all I care said Nami.
I mean it doesn't matter to me whether you guys win or lose said Nami.
I'm gonna take this opportunity to swipe treasure and get outta here said Nami.
Huh? Said Lucy.
Maybe we can team up again if we ever get the chance said Nami.
See ya, good luck with the fight said Nami.
Yeah, thanks see ya said Lucy.
Here's a taste of my ultimate Acrobatic move said Cabaji.
Acrobat technique: the dance of a hundred Kamakazi tops said Cabaji.
Acrobat technique: a hike in the mountains said Cabaji.
Fireworks in a cool summer breeze said Cabaji.
Whoa, that's high said, Lucy.
Sting of the Unicycle said Cabaji.
Ground hugging Chop-Chop Cannon said, Buggy.
Cabaji i'll hold him then you finish him off said, Buggy.
Lucy steps on Buggy's hand and Zoro moves out of the way.
Lucy said Zoro.
Aah, you bitch said Buggy.
You wanna fight someone how about me said, Lucy.
I assure you I don't need my Captain's help to finish you off said Cabaji.
You know something? I'm tired of this said Zoro.
So you've given up, have you? Said Cabaji.
I must say I'm quite impressed you lasted that with serious injuries said Cabaji.
I think misunderstood I'm tired of watching your boring little sideshow said Zoro.
So sorry to have disappointed you, how about my real swordsmen skill said Cabaji.
Die Zoro said Cabaji.
Onigiri said Zoro.
Cabaji said Buggy.
I can't believe the Buggy Pirates were defeated by petty thieves said Cabaji.
We aren't petty thieves said Zoro.
We're pirates said Zoro.
Lucy I'm going to sleep said Zoro.
Good said, Lucy.
I'm looking forward to this said, Lucy.
You guys are Pirates? Asks Buggy.
Yeah, we're searching for the Grand Line said, Lucy.
Ha, that's not an easy voyage you know and I don't think two Halfwits like you can handle it said, Buggy.
And what will you do if by some miracle you manage to make it there? Asks Buggy.
Go on a sightseeing tour or something? Asks Buggy.
Buggy laughs.
Be Queen of the Pirates said, Lucy.
You can't be serious you idiot said, Buggy.
If you were Queen of the Pirates then that would make me God said, Buggy.
There's only one who can be King of the Pirates and see all this world's treasures and that gonna be me you got it said, Buggy.
You're annoying said, Lucy.
Let's go ahead and settle this said Lucy.
Seeing a straw hat brings back memories of him and that really gets my blood boiling so bring it on you wannabe pirate said, Buggy.
You remind me of him said, Buggy.
That damn cheeky red-haired pirate said, Buggy.
What did you say? Asks Lucy.
Red hair? Wait are you saying you knew my old friend Shanks? Asks Lucy.
That's right I knew Shanks once said, Buggy.
Do you know where he is now? Asks Lucy.
I guess that depends Straw Hat maybe I do and maybe I don't said, Buggy.
What are you talking about? Asks Lucy.
Did you forget? Asks Lucy.
No, I didn't forget you moron yells Buggy.
But I'm not just gonna tell you where he is out of the kindness of my heart you have to work for it said, Buggy.
Fine, i'll make you tell me said, Lucy.
Buggy laughs.
You give it your best shot but I doubt rubber can bounce back from a blade said, Buggy.
You're right said, Lucy.
Chop Chop Rice Cracker said, Buggy.
Lucy jumps up to dodge
Can't move in midair, can you? Too bad said, Buggy.
No, you're wrong said, Lucy.
She stretches her arm to a post nearby and pulls herself out of the way.
Ho ho ho how interesting said, Buggy.
You're not so bad either said, Lucy.
Here comes Gum-Gum Pistol said, Lucy.
Their neat abilities right but they leave you wide open said, Buggy.
I'll carve you up said, Buggy.
Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Chop Chop Quick Escape said, Buggy.
Sickle said, Lucy.
Not good enough Gum Gum said, Buggy.
Lucy pops out of the ruins of a nearby building.
Damn you keep breaking into pieces said, Lucy.
What? They're still going at it? Said Nami.
I can't believe these two said Nami.
Chop Chop Cannon said, Buggy.
Lucy is knocked back by the attack.
Buggy laughs.
So runt you wanna give up yet? Asks Buggy.
You bastard said, Lucy.
How sad I was not supposed to scratch your face up said, Buggy.
No damages my lucky hat and walks away from it alive said Lucy.
This hat is my only treasure and anyone who so much as lays a finger on it is gonna pay yells Lucy.
And I didn't think there was anything that could phase her said Nami.
But look at her, she's getting so upset about a hat said Nami.
Hmm, it seems that hat has a history to it said, Buggy.
That's right said, Lucy.
Is it really all that special? Asks Buggy.
If that's the case you should protect it said, Buggy.
How is this old tattered hat a treasure? Asks Buggy.
Buggy laughs.
Treasure is sparking gold, silver, and jewels and all those things reflect their owner's grandeur said, Buggy.
You really consider this worthless dirty straw hat a treasure? Said, Buggy.
You need to grow up girl said, Buggy.
Shut up when Shanks give me that I made a promise said, Lucy.
You're telling me this used to be Shank's hat? Said, Buggy.
No wonder it looks so familiar said, Buggy.
He always wore it when I knew him said, Buggy.
You and Shanks were members of the same pirate crew? Said Lucy.
Yeah, back when we were pirate apprentices we were fellow comrades said, Buggy.
That damned detestable red-haired bastard said, Buggy.
Shanks is a much better man than you'll ever be said Lucy.
You don't have the right to call him a comrade and don't you ever bad mouth him again said, Lucy.
Time for my Chop Chop Quick Escape said, Buggy.
Lucy hits Buggy in the gut.
I don't want you to ever mention Shank's name to me again you bastard said, Lucy.
I can say whatever the hell I want about Shanks said, Buggy.
Tell me what happened between you and Shanks and where can I find him now demanded Lucy.
Damn, it said Lucy.
How dare you tare up my precious straw hat said, Lucy.
You really wanna know? Asks Buggy.
He's the one person that I loathe said, Buggy.
I'll curse his name for the rest of my life said, Buggy.
As long as there's breath in my body, Shank's I will never forgive you said, Buggy.