I don't own one piece
Sound the alarms said a young man.
They're here! They're here and they're gonna kill us all said the young man.
Oh, no Pirates yells the young man.
Pirates! Pirates are attacking RUN yells the young man.
Everybody run for your lives Pirates yells the young man.
Pirates! Said the young man.
Everybody run pirates are coming yells the young man.
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There's absolutely no way we'll make it to the Grand Line in this condition said Nami.
You're right we're gonna a whole lot more meat said, Lucy.
Eating fruit every day is for the birds said, Lucy.
We'll also need some booze said Zoro.
Shut up you boneheads said Nami.
Ugh not what I mean said Nami.
The Grand Line's a dangerous place, we'll need more than beer and meat to survive there said Nami.
Not to mention the place is crawling with other pirates who are also interested in the One Piece and they all have ships that are way better than this said Nami.
And we don't have a crew said, Lucy.
We don't have a crew, we don't have any equipment or even a real ship for that matter said Nami.
There is no we'll ever make it like this said Nami.
Yup, we'll need a cook and maybe a musician to keep us entertained said, Lucy.
A musician?! Said Zoro.
So stupid said Nami.
A little to the south of here is an island with some settlements on it and it looks like we might be able to get our ship and some of the supplies we need there said Nami.
Fresh meat at last said, Lucy.
Lots of boozes as well said Zoro.
Is that all you think about? Asks Nami.
Ugh what I'm gonna do with you two? Said Nami.
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The Pirates are coming yells the young man.
The Pirates are coming repeats the young man.
Run if you want to live! They'll be here any minute now! RUN! yells the young man.
The killers are on the shore yells the young man.
Their bloodlust is unquenchable yells the young man.
We're doomed pants the young man.
Lie! Ha ha ha said the young man.
The young man is hit in the head with a pot.
That hurt said the young man.
Man: You little liar! You're not gonna get away this time.
Man #2: We've had enough.
Man #3: This little game is over.
Wait wait wait said the young man.
Now run said the young man.
Just try and catch me! Come on slowpokes said the young man.
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Man #1: Aw man looks like he got away again.
Man #2: That kid is a no-good troublemaker.
Man #3: He'd better hope I never hold of him.
Man #2: Looks like nobody's getting a hold of him today.
Ah yet another job well done said the young man.
It is my solemn duty to send a wind of excitement threw this boring old village said the young man.
Boy: There is he.
Hmm said the young man.
Hey you guys what's going on? Asks the young man.
Boy: I bid you good morning Captain Usopp.
Boy #2: Fear not your loyal crew the Usopp Pirates have arrived.
Pepper! Carrot! It's just you two? Where's Onion? Have you seen him around today? Asks Usopp.
Boy: Pirates.
Hmmm said Usopp.
Boy: Sound the alarm! They're here! They're here.
Boy: They're here! They're gonna kill us all.
Hey that's Onion said Carrot
I wonder what he's freaking out about? Said, Pepper.
Pirates! Pirates are here! Run for live yells Onion.
We don't stand a chance! Bloodthirsty murders have landed on shore yells Onion.
Stop playing said Usopp.
I'm not playing said Onion.
It's for real? Asks Usopp.
Yes, it's for real yells Onion.
Pirates are here said, Onion.
Aah gotta go uh time for me to have my snack said Usopp.
Boys: You chicken
Actually, I'm sick said Usopp.
I have i'll die if I don't have my snackosis said Usopp.
Pepper and Onion: You liar.
You always told us you wanted to become a real pirate someday and now our chance said Carrot.
Yeah, what's with you? What kind of pirate is afraid of other pirates? Asks Pepper.
If I recall correctly it was Buggy the clown's mark said, Onion.
Buggy the clown?! Said Usopp.
But I only saw two tiny boats said, Onion.
And there were just three people. A guy and two girls said, Onion.
It's go time for the Usopp Pirates said Usopp.
We still have a village to protect said Usopp.
Let's go men move out said Usopp.
Boys: Sir.
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Aah said, Lucy.
It feels go to be on dry land again said Zoro.
There's a village around here right? Asks Lucy.
Yeah but it looks like a small one though said Nami.
Oh oh, then there's meat said, Lucy.
There's meat said, Lucy.
There has to be a place to eat meat in this village said, Lucy.
Just forget about meat for a minute would ya said Nami.
Careful girls we're being watched said Zoro.
By who? Where are they? They got meat? Asks Lucy.
Look out said Zoro.
Lucy dodges things being shot at her feet.
That's so cool said, Lucy.
Ha ha ha ha! I am Usopp, leader of the invincible nation of pirates who reign over this island said Usopp.
You stand before a living legend said Usopp.
The most revered pirate who ever lived said Usopp.
I am the great captain Usopp said Usopp.
Surely you know that plotting an attack on this island would mean certain death said Usopp.
My army of 80 million super machine pirates would squash you like a bug said Usopp.
Awesome said, Lucy.
You expect us to believe that? Said Nami.
Aah, she knows said Usopp.
Well now I know said Nami.
What?! He was lying? Said Lucy.
80 million may have an exaggeration but I have a great many men under my control said Usopp.
My guess is three said Nami.
Boys: Aah she does know.
Hey, where are you guys going? Yells Usopp.
Come back said Usopp.
A pirate using a slingshot huh? Said Nami.
Well, now I've seen it all said Nami.
Lucy laughs.
That's pretty cool said, Lucy.
Shut your mouth or i'll shut it for you said Usopp.
I'm a proud man and I won't stand for it said Usopp.
This is your last warning or you'll get to see why that call me proud Usopp and not pushover Usopp said Usopp.
Is that clear? Asks Usopp.
You've already seen for yourself just how good I am with this thing said Usopp.
So you know I can revive anyone carrying a pistol said Usopp.
Now that you've drawn your pistol are you willing to use it? Asks Lucy.
Guns aren't for threats but for action said, Lucy.
Are you willing to risk your life? Asks Lucy.
I can assure you we're real pirates said Zoro.
Consider you're next move very carefully said Zoro.
Real pirates have a lot more punch behind their words because they actually back 'em up said Usopp.
That's so cool said Usopp.
Zoro and Lucy look at each other and laugh.
I stole that said, Lucy.
Huh? Said Usopp.
I stole those words from Red-haired Shanks a pirate I know said, Lucy.
What?! You know Red-haired Shanks? Said Usopp.
You really are a real pirate said Usopp.
Wait you gotta be lying said Usopp.
Do you really know him? Asks Usopp.
Yep said, Lucy.
I know you're dad too said, Lucy.
His name's Yasopp right? Asks Lucy.
He gasps and then falls off the cliff.
You're right my old man's name is Yasopp said Usopp.
But how- how in the world do you know him? Asks Usopp.
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This is good huh? Asks Usopp.
So I met your dad when I was a little kid said, Lucy.
Hold on does my old man really know Shanks? Asks Usopp.
Know him? When I met your dad he was part of Shanks crew so they're probably pretty food friends said, Lucy.
I can't believe it said Usopp.
My old man sailing the High Seas with famous pirates said Ussop.
I haven't heard from him in a while but I'm betting he's still with him said, Lucy.
He was a heck of a sharpshooter said, Lucy.
I'd take him on my crew said, Lucy.
He used to go on and on and on about his son said, Lucy.
I think I heard enough about you to make my ears bleed said, Lucy.
And let me tell you he was a great Pirate said, Lucy.
Yeah! Really? Said Usopp.
I sure am proud of my old man said Usopp.
He left for a pirate's life on the endless sea said Usopp.
He choose a life of real adventure said Usopp.
Maybe you can help us said Nami.
Do you know someone who could provide us with a decent ship? Or anyone who knows how to sail for that matter? Asks Nami.
Well, it's a pretty small village said Usopp.
Sorry, but I just don't we'll be able to help you said Usopp.
What about that huge mansion? Asks Zoro.
The one on top of that hill over there said Zoro.
Hey, do you know them Usopp? Asks Nami.
With all that money surely they can help us get our boat said Nami.
You stay away from there said Usopp.
Uh, I just remembered something that I really gotta do said Usopp.
Everybody knows me at this place so uh stay and eat as much as you want said Usopp.
Well uh gotta go said Usopp.
Why was he in such a hurry to get out of here? Asks Nami.
Boys: The Usopp Pirates have arrived.
Who are these kids? Asks Nami.
Captain Usopp is gone said, Pepper.
Did they… said, Onion.
Fess up you filthy pirates said, Pepper.
What have you done with our beloved captain? Tell us now said, Pepper.
Carrot and Onion: Yeah tell us now.
Ah, that meat sure was good said, Lucy.
What meat? Asks Carrot.
These pirates are cannibals said, Onion.
What have you done you, savages? Asks Pepper.
If you're looking for your Captain we eat him said Zoro.
Boys: Ah cannibals.
What are you punks looking at me for? Yells Nami.
You just had to say something stupid, didn't you? Asks Nami.
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Whoa! This place is huge said, Lucy.
If our Captain ran out at this hour then this is the place he's gonna be said Onion.
Huh? What in the world does Usopp come here for? Asks Lucy.
He comes to lie said Carrot.
To lie? That's terrible said Nami.
He's not a bad guy, he's great said Pepper.
Isn't he? Asks Pepper.
Yeah, he's awesome said Onion.
How is a liar awesome? Asks Zoro.
Well, Kaya, the girl who lives here went into a terrible depression that's kept her weak and in bed since her parents got sick and died a year ago said, Onion.
She's very rich but all money couldn't help her recover from her sadness said, Onion.
So our Captain tells her special made-up stories to make her laugh and cheer her up said, Pepper.
Captain Usopp is the best at telling lies said Carrot.
Wow, that really is pretty nice of him said, Lucy.
Boys: Yeah.
The best thing about him is his mischievous side, he;s always up to something said Carrot.
I like him cause he's not afraid to show it said, Pepper.
And I like the Captain's crazy lies said, Onion. '
So when he tells her those stories they make her feel better? Asks Nami.
Boys: Yep.
Great, I think we should ask her for a ship, after all, said, Lucy.
We're not the ones who make her feel better, Usopp is said Zoro.
Getting in is impossible, those guards won't let anyone through said Onion.
I'll go ask her said, Lucy.
No, you're not gonna… said Zoro.
Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Rocket said Lucy.
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So after that terrifying and dramatic little incident, we escaped into the sky riding on a giant slingshot ball said Usopp.
What's that? Asks Kaya.
Hmmm? Said Usopp.
That worked well said Lucy.
My goodness are you ok? Asks Kaya.
Uh don't mind them, Kaya, this happens to me all the time said Usopp.
That's just the price of being a famous adventurer said Usopp.
They're just new recruits who heard about me and came to join the Usopp Pirates said Usopp.
Nope, not me I came here to see you said, Lucy.
I wanted to ask you a favor said, Lucy.
A favor? From me? Asks Kaya.
Uh-huh said, Lucy.
I was wondering if there was you could help us get a- said, Lucy.
Man: You there. What do you think you're doing?.
Klahadore said, Kaya.
Get out said Klahadore
I'll have you know that this is criminal trespassing said Klahadore.
Hey guys, who's he? Asks Lucy.
Uh actually Klahadore these people are - said Kaya.
Not now Kaya said to Klahadore.
You tell me all about this riffraff after they've left said Klahadore.
Now get out all of you said Klahadore.
Leave now unless you have some business with me said Klahadore.
Alright, do you think you could help us get a ship? Asks Lucy.
Certainly not said Klahadore.
Usopp said Klahadore.
Crap said Usopp.
You have quite the reputation said Klahadore.
You are very well known in the village said Klahadore.
Sure am said Usopp.
I hear you've been on many an adventure, quite impressive for someone as young as you said Klahadore.
Usually, people who admire me so much call me Captain said Usopp.
So it's Captain Usopp to you said Usopp.
Captain huh? Said Klahadore.
You're father also has something of a reputation said Klahadore.
What? Said Usopp.
Klahadore please just stop said, Kaya.
You'll be never be anything more than the son of a filthy pirate said Klahadore.
Who knows what sort of trouble you're up to now said Klahadore.
All I ask is you and your kind leave this respectable young lady alone said Klahadore.
A filthy pirate? Said Usopp.
You and she are completely different worlds and you know it said Klahadore.
Is it money you're after? How much do you want? Asks Klahadore.
Cease and desist Klahadore said Kaya.
Apologize to him said, Kaya.
Hey calm down Kaya said Usopp.
I don't think there any reason to apologize to this savage young man, My Lady said Klahadore.
My goal isn't to slander, I am merely stating the truth said Klahadore.
I smother with your situation you hate your great idiot of a father for abandoning his family and his village because of his mindless lust for treasure said Klahadore.
Klahadore stop said, Kaya.
Don't you dare insult my father ever again said Usopp?
He jumps down off the branch.
Ussop said, Kaya.
Why have you gotten so worked up Usopp? Asks Klahadore.
It's times like these you should do what you do best and lie said Klahadore.
Tell me how your father is really a traveling salesman or how you aren't really related by blood said Klahadore.
To the shock of everyone, Usopp punches the servant.
Boys: Captain.
Case in point, he resorts to violence said Klahadore.
I guess the apple never falls far from the tree does it? Said Klahadore.
Shut up shouts Usopp.
My father listened to his heart and chose a life of risk and adventure said Usopp.
I am proud to say that my old man is a brave warrior of the sea. I have been known to exaggerate from time to time but will never lie about who my father is. I refuse to be ashamed of my heritage. I am the son of a pirate said Usopp.
Captain said Carrot.
Klahadore laughs.
Pirates are brave warriors of the sea, are they? Said Klahadore.
That's quite a twisted way of putting things said Klahadore.
You don't seem to understand you are living proof of his savage blood said Klahadore.
And you run around spouting lies and violence when you don't get your way said Klahadore.
Yo, top it off you cozy up to the lady of the house to steal her fortune said Klahadore.
You're wrong I only said Usopp.
Your father is a filthy no good pirate said Klahadore.
Treachery is in your blood said Klahadore.
Of course, you would have such an evil scheme said Klahadore.
You won't let up, will you? Said Usopp.
Stop it Usopp please said, Kaya.
No more violence I can't take it said, Kaya.
Klahadore isn't a bad person said, Kaya.
He's just- he's doing what he thinks is best for me and sometimes he goes too far said, Kaya.
Leave this place said Klahadore.
You are to never come here again said Klahadore.
Yeah, I get it said Usopp.
You don't have to tell me twice buddy said Usopp.
This is the last you'll ever see of me said Usopp.
Usopp said, Kaya.
Hey you butler jerk, our Captain's not that kind of guy said Carrot.
Stupid jerk face said, Pepper.
Jerk face said, Onion.
Jerk face said, Lucy.
Shut up you don't have a bone to pick with him said Zoro.
Lucy isn't our fight said Zoro.
Come on Zoro let go said, Lucy.
Calm down said Zoro.
I'm gonna kick his ass said, Lucy.
You will all leave immediately said Klahadore.
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As Usopp looks out at the ocean Lucy drops down from a tree.
Hi said, Lucy.
What are you doing here? Asks Lucy.
I came here to be alone but I guess that's not happening said Usopp.
Did you follow me? What do you want? Asks Usopp.
Oh you know, nothing said Lucy.
I can't believe that butler, insulting my old man like that said Usopp.
Yeah, I hate that guy too said, Lucy.
No matter what anyone says, Yasopp was a great pirate said, Lucy.
Yeah really said Usopp.
I've always looked up to my old man for living every day with his life on the line. Out in the open ocean said Usopp.
He made a brave choice and I admire him for that said Usopp.
And then that stupid snotty butler stomped all over my pride. He's gonna pay for this said Usopp.
Hey wait do you know if you're ever gonna see that girl again? Asks Lucy.
I don't know said Usopp.
I'll consider if that butler apologizes to me for the things he said, Usopp says.
That butler right here? Asks Lucy pointing at the beach.
Ya, that's the one said Usopp.
Is he? Said Usopp.
What in the world is he doing down here? Shouts Usopp.
What's the big idea? Asks Lucy.
The two teens listen in.
Their someone else with him and man is he weird said, Lucy.
I've never seen him before said Usopp.
Who is he? Asks Usopp.
They hear that Klahadore and the man named Jango are planning to murder Kaya.
Murder? Said Usopp.
Uh, what are you those guys talking about? Asks Lucy.
Just be quiet said Usopp.
Maybe if he listens to a little closer we can find out said Usopp.
They learn that Klahadore is actually Kuro the Captain of the Black Cat Pirates.
What are they talking about? Asks Lucy.
Is it bad guy stuff? Asks Lucy.
What?! Weren't you listening to any of that? Asks Usopp.
Those guys aren't just bad their evil said Usopp.
Captain Kuro is known to be the sneakiest pirate around and though he's known for his smarts, he's legendary for his brutality said Usopp.
Word has it the Marines caught and executed him three years ago but Captain Kuro is alive and well, posing as Klahadore the butler said Usopp.
And he's had his diabolical sight set on Kaya's fortune for three years said Usopp.
Hmm said, Lucy.
First, they'll attack the village then they'll kill Kaya said Usopp.
This is bad said Usopp.
This is seriously bad said Usopp.
Lucy stands up.
They get down, they see you said Usopp.
Hey bad guys, you better stay from that girl yells Lucy.
Who are you? Asks Jango.
You idiot, they spotted you said Usopp.
Come on hurry up and hide before you need a long slow death said Usopp.
Well now it isn't Usopp the mischievous town liar said Kuro.
Oh no, i'm spotted too said Usopp.
Did you hear anything? Asks Kuro.
Uh no nothing at all said Usopp.
I don't know what you mean said Usopp.
We didn't hear a peep, we just sat there so we didn't hear anything about anything said Usopp.
We heard it all said, Lucy.
Shut up Lucy said to Usopp.
Kuro mentions for Jango to do something.
Well if you say so said Jango.
Pay attention kids and watch his ring closely said Jango.
Ok said, Lucy.
Don't you get it? It's some kind of weapon we gotta run said Usopp.
By the count of Jango, you will be in a deep sleep said Jango.
Are you ready? said Jango.
Look out he;s gonna kill us said Usopp
Jango said Jango.
Lucy falls asleep.
Jango you idiot I see you're falling asleep on the job said Kuro.
Hey be careful, you're gonna fall said Usopp.
Lucy falls over the cliff and lands hard on the ground below.
She had to go and fall asleep, didn't she? Asks Jango.
A pity really, I didn't mean to kill her said Jango.
But there's no way she could have survived said Jango.
This can't be happening said Usopp.
They killed her said Usopp.
She's really said Usopp.
What about the other one? Shall I take care of him? Asks Jango.
There's no need said Kuro.
Everything he could say would sound like lies said Kuro.
Jango tomorrow at daybreak the men are to attack the village said Kuro.
Rough up the villagers some and tare up their homes for good measure said Kuro.
And above all make sure Miss Kaya's death looks accidental said Kuro.
Tomorrow?! Said Usopp.
Just accept it Usopp there is nothing you can say or do to warn the villagers of this impending tragedy said Kuro.
He takes off.