pre class="a-b-r-La"Paw Patrol in a Nutshell
One time an annoying, retarded 10 year old (Ryder) decided to skip school, ditch his parents, and illegally take possession of a building. All of this was approved by the clueless mayor who constantly loses her chicken. Ryder stole some even more annoying, nearly anthropomorphic dogs AND an ATV. The mayor, still being stupid, approved.
Ryder has gross hair, dumber clothes, and just pure cannibal-crazy friends. One of them is this ugly little kid with mental issues who constantly does weird stuff just to irritate Ryder. Next is this girl blondie who has no fashion sense whatsoever, and like him, has illegal possession of property. She also has a mutated purple cat who keeps on trying to cause chicken genocide. That's why the Mayor made the cat 'public enemy-number-one'. Ryder's pen-pal is this guy who just happens to be a jungle survivalist. NOT! He is an absolute loser. That's why his parents abandoned him in the jungle. Tarzan wannabe. The fourth of Ryder's friends is this bum who lives in the mountains. He was probably kicked out of the city. In fifth place is this idiot daredevil who is relentless when trying to kill himself and wants to be just like Ryder. He already is, but WAY more stupid. After that you have this mad, retired cowboy and his martial artist wife who killed her father and is training the dogs to catch the mutated cat. She wants to catch it because she's in that Asian stereotype of eating cats. Last, and DEFINITELY the least is this blind, drunk, senile fool who aspires to be a great sea captain but fails miserably. The fool's French cousin is actually the reincarnation of Christopher Columbus, the wandering glory hog.
Ryder's dogs are EXTREMELY ANNOYING. His 'second-in-command' is this shaven German Shepherd (he probably stole it from the police station in another town) who is uptight, violent, and cowardly. Next is this Dally (he probably stole it from a fire station) who is immortal, accident-prone, and eyeless. Then there's this Cockapoo who is a midget, flirtatious, and emotional. Next is this mutt who is shunned because of his nerdiness and has the job of 'recycling pup'. He was probably recycled himself. He is aggressive, worthless, and superstitious, despite claiming to be a 'pup-of-science'. After that is this brown Lab who nearly committed suicide by rolling in chocolate. He is a philanderer, weird, and can't speak right. He's dense enough to have a speech impairment. Due to him being such a player, he is mean to females of all kinds, incorrectly referring to them as 'dudes'. On purpose. Next is this English Bulldog who is gluttonous, disfigured, obese, chubby, thick, big, obtuse, greedy, and dumb. Then there's this lonely Husky who pretends to love everyone but is clearly planning to slaughter them in their sleep. She is naughty, gross, and inappropriate. Oh yeah, there's this Chihuahua who secretly swears in Spanish so no one will know. He is short, rude, and newest additions are these two spam-eating golden retriever twins. The first is a male imbecile. Pure and next is a female. Not as stupid as the first but an imbecile nonetheless. And for some moronic reason, they have superpowers!? What type of post-apocalyptic world are we living in where dogs were secretly tested on by the government? Oh wait, the town has no government except for the mayor. This isn't Pokemon, you know! Apparently, their powers came from a meteor. I think were clearly freaks way before the meteor or else they would've been obliterated instantaneously. They're grotesque, deformed, and undead.
Ryder's so-called 'enemies' are just LAME. First is this Terrier who is boastful, hideous, and has a bloodlust. Next is this fat guy who's like Wario, but is a tiny bit smarter. However, on a scale from smart to dumb, he's on dumb. His nephew, still of elementary school age, is smarter than him. He is cruel to animals, drowning his cats in paint to look like the annoying dogs. Last is this moody teen who has an unrealistic and hopeless dream of becoming a pirate. He is cruel to animals as well, forcing his dog to do his dirtywork.
Ryder is actually just as cruel as the fat guy and the brooding teen. He forces his dogs to rob banks and stuff just so he could 'buy tech for them'. And then, he don't even use the money for tech. He keeps it to himself and uses it to buy Fortnite dances and Multicraft (one of the countless Minecraft ripoffs)passes. Serves them right.
In my conclusion, everyone is so sad, broken, and lame, all their hopes and dreams were crushed so they can only afford to repeat the same thing each and everyday. With no detours./pre