As of right now still do not fully know if I will continue it but here's another chapter for ya.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Naruto or The Owl House related, all ownership goes too there rightful owners.
-Chapter-
"The Conformatorium," Began Eda as they had arrived at basic prison, standing outside the massive building. "a place for those considered unsuitable for society." As she finishes, Luz has already found their wanted poster on the wall.
"Whoa. These guys are really focused on you two." This causes Eda to smile proudly.
"Yep. But we were never caught because we're too slippery." Luz raises an eyebrow and looks at Naruto.
"She meant that literally," The blonde started to smile. "one of my pranks did not go well..." At this point Eda wasn't smiling and somewhat glaring at Naruto, causing Luz to look between them.
"You still mad about that whole freeze explosion messing with your hair?" King asks and in turn, Eda's eye twitches before he ignores that and looks at Luz.
"You, Naruto, and I will sneak up to the top of the tower, where they're holding my crown." He points with his whittle arms at the opening at the top.
"And I'm gonna make sure the warden's distracted." This caused Naruto to raise an eyebrow.
"By distracted you mean flirt?"
"Hey, what do you take me for?!"
"Don't know, but~~" The Fox-eared teen crosses his arms. "~~when I got captured once, the Warden kept asking me questions about you, like if you were single and you seem to have gotten an idea from hearing that in how to use that to your advantage." Luz just stayed quiet as she watched the scene between the two before her eyes widen.
"Oh no, I forgot to bring a disguise!" This got both of their attention drawn to her while watching a lightbulb go off in her head. "I've been waiting to use this. Meow, meow." What she had done was pull her giddy-up to reveal animal ears, causing Naruto to look revolted as he touched his chest.
"Ya' know, that offends me."
"Quit being a drama queen Naruto."
With that, Eda taps her staff on the ground finally, creating a floating platform under their feet as they floated in the air and straight towards the window yet it immediately disappears with Naruto grabbing the ledge and Luz who holds on for dear life...again with King, too. By the time they pulled themselves up, Ed's was already heading for the top. After seeing this the three enter to find a massive prison, filled with jail cells from up to bottom.
"Naruto that you?" This gained their attention to see a girl older than them in a cell, having a ponytail and vampire fangs. "Have you come back with the reviews, did they love or hate it?" This caused the blonde to cringe as he looked away.
"They Ah...lo...it's was trashed." This caused her to become horrified as she sighs sadly with Luz and King looking at each other.
"Wait," Luz finally spoke with confusion. "you've been here?"
"Many times in fact but each time I managed to escape the warden...rather not think about it..." Naruto showed an uncomfortable expression as he recalled the man on his knees, begging him to help him win Eda's heart.
"Naruto," The fanfic writing chick hit his attention to show another stack of papers. "I've written an even better story so pass it around and get their feedback, I know they—" Naruto walks closer just to slap it out of her hands.
"NO!" He points at her accusingly. "I will not spread around your weird fanfics about food falling in love, people thought I was lying and I was the author! My image was damaged because of you!" He shouted at the girl who crosses her arms in annoyance.
"We are agents of fwee expwession! They will never siwence us!" This got their attention from the conspiracy theorist girl who was shouting in her cell. "The world is going to end! We are but pwaythings for a higher being! The Demon King will rise again!" As she shouted that, the group just sweat drops while Naruto just stares at her in confusion.
"Yeah," The fanfic writer sighs as she spoke. "she's really big into conspiracy theories, don't stop blabbing about the coming end."
"Wait." Luz showed confusion at the two. "Those aren't crimes. You two haven't actually done anything wrong. Your just a bunch of weirdos. Like us." This caused Naruto to look at her, offended before he stops realizing what he did and just smiles at recalling the pranks he's pulled before they heart thundering footsteps.
"It's Warden Wrath! Hide!" Immediately Naruto grabs Luz and pulls her with him into a cell as he puffs into a Fox that hides behind her.
"I can hear you." Spoke the hulking figure of the man who opened the door, entering much to Liz's terror, and Naruto's not giving any crap expression.
"Just what are you fools whispering about?" His attention was drawn towards the floor to see the wanted poster. "Ah. The Owl Lady. I'll get my hands on her soon enough." As he spoke he slammed his arm into the cell on his right, denting it after his right arm turned into a hammer, gaining his attention to see Luz and King but before he could think about them the conspiracy nut job spoke.
"Fight against the oppwessor! We will wesist!" If he could, Wrath's eye would have twitched in annoyance. "We will conquer! We will never be afwaid of you, you old cweep!" At this point, he stood in front of her cell just as it opens.
"Hooway! I'm f—" She was silenced by the masked warden grabbing her entire body with his single hand.
"Let this be a lesson to all of you. There's no place in society for you if you can't fit in." His warning was then followed by someone shouting.
"And this is why Eda will never go out with you!" At this point, Luz starts sweating and turns towards the smiling Fox who had made his voice sound a little deeper.
"WHO SAID THAT!" The warden looks at a number of jail cells to his right and approached the one he believes said it, stopping in front of the terrified Luz and King who stared back.
"SPEAK UP NOW AND I WILL BE LENIENT ON YOUR PUNISHMENT!" His demand had frightened the two which Luz spoke first.
"W-We didn't say anything!"
"And I'm terrified!"
Hearing their voices, the warden looks moves back and looks around the cells yet didn't spot the one he believed said that.
"Just for that remark, no dinner tonight!" His words gained cheers, having taken aback the warden.
"YES, A BREAK FROM THAT GOD AWFUL FOOD!"
"Whelp, back to eating bugs!"
"I wish the Heath Witch Inspector would just show up already."
At this point the warden has had enough and marches out of the room, slamming the door behind him and gaining silence until one spoke.
"Aw...I liked that sloppy mess of a dinner.
"Shut up, Carl."
At this point, Naruto had returned to normal and lifted the jail bars with Luz and King following after, the latter of who was glaring at Naruto.
"Naruto why did you do that?!" Luz stares at the blonde who didn't really seem to care. "We could have been caught because of you."
Yet he just shrugs his shoulders.
"Didn't you hear me when I said I've escaped many times, even if he caught us we could have still escaped." This just caused her to sigh at the blonde's carefreeness before she focuses on the writer.
"Don't worry. I can get you out." She grunts upon pushing the lever yet it didn't budge. "No! My weak nerd arms!" At this point, Naruto just facepalms at Luz's comment, not sure whether to laugh or not.
"Just get out of here while you still can, kid. Enjoy freedom for us." With a depressed expression, she walks away from the sad Luz, unlike Naruto who at the time had exited from the cell, for some reason going back inside it. It was at this point the three began moving as a group with Luz not being happy one bit, unlike Naruto who at this point was tilting every picture frame in the hallway.
"Hey." Eda has arrived on her staff, getting off in front of them from the window. "I just checked. The warden is distracted by the conspiracy nut, doesn't help the fact something must've pissed him off so he's gonna take time to torment some tiny creature. He won't be coming around here anytime soon." Yet despite hearing all that, Luz just walks past her, confusing Eda.
"What's her deal?"
"Don't worry about it, she's gonna be doing a 180 soon."
This further confused Eda who watched Naruto walking away, yet she simply smiles as she realizes he's got something planned. At this point, they had arrived at a large door with [Contraband] printed on it.
"My crown! It's close!" King immediately charges in, climbing on Naruto and pointing at the door. "I can sense its power, so hurry up and open it Naruto! If you help me get my crown, I'll let you be my loyal subject!" As he spoke while grunting and pushing him, the blonde didn't seem like he was in the mood to follow orders, unlike Eda who smiles.
"Aw, he gets so cute when he's thirsty for power." Yet despite this cute scene, Luz still wasn't happy.
"It's not fair that they're all in here. They just want to be themselves. Why does everyone think that being a weirdo is so bad?" Her words were followed by grunts and cackling from King who was now holding onto Naruto's leg while he tried kicking him off.
"Come on, before he hurts himself." With that said, a single wave of her staff and the door unlocks, an opening which signaled King to let go and charge headfirst in the room with the others following behind to stare at the massive sphere light that had zapped King upon touching it.
"We have a human, remember?"
"Oh, yeah."
With a deep breath, Luz enters the light and disappearing from sight.
TWO MINUTES LATER
*SLAP*
Luz has just gotten done facepalming herself as she watched King celebrating while wearing the Burger Queen crown.
"Yes. Yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Naruto!" He points at the Fox who blinks in surprise. "Your new name is whiskers, now hurry and find me stead so I can lead my army of darkness. Ha‐ha!" This merely caused Naruto to smile while he raised an eyebrow but shrugs.
"As you wish my liege, shall I prepare you bubble bath and ducky when we get back?"
"Yes!"
At this point, Luz couldn't take it and speak to Eda in confusion.
"That crown doesn't give him any powers, does it?"
"Uh, no. Truth is King was more so a pet to a Demon a long time ago, not sure what happened but he got turned into the King we know now, a lovable softy." Eda smiles as seeing King riding on Naruto's shoulders. "Luz. King, Naruto, and I don't have much in this world. We only have each other. So if that dumb crown is important to King, it's important to us. And besides, us weirdos have to stick together, you know? Well, we owe you one. Now, let's get out of here before the warden finds us and loses his head." As she spoke, Naruto's eyes widen upon hearing something, and turns fast just as something came flying from the door that had opened. Instantly cutting off Eda's head that was caught by Naruto.
"Too late." Wrath said, having to throw a causer like a blade at the witch, causing Luz to scream in horror until the head spoke.
"Ow! Oh, I hate it when that happens." Another scream was gained from the even more horrified Luz.
"Eda! HOW?!"
"This just happens when you get older."
"Does it?"
As they had this small conversation, Wrath was approaching the group with guards at his side.
"Finally, I have you cornered, Eda the Owl Lady." He approaches the group and swiftly takes Kong's crown, much to his horror, and tried jumping to reach it but to no avail.
"My guards could never get you, but I knew if I took your pet's toy, you'd come running." With a movement of his hand, he crushes the hat much to King's horror while Eda's body began moving around to find its head.
"No! My power!" Sobbed the pet who couldn't bear to look at the crown while Naruto showed annoyance.
"Now that I have you here I can finally ask you something..." With a deep breath he takes out a Bouquet of flowers. " will you go out with me?" This dumbfounded the group except for Naruto who just sighs.
"Go, boss!"
"You the warden!"
Thumbs up were exchanged between the warden and guard with Naruto facepalming.
"You've always eluded our capture. You've always been the one who got away. I found that alluring." At this point, Luz was creeped out.
"I hate everything you're saying right now."
"I think that might be his Kink?"
"You stay out of this!" The warden shouts while he throws the flowers away to transform his right arm into tentacles that slammed into both Naruto and Luz, wrapping around the two of them yet unlike Luz, Naruto didn't struggle as he watched the warden lift Eda by her hair.
"So how about it, Owl Lady? The most powerful witch of the Boiling Isles and the feared Warden Wrath. We'd be the strongest power couple ever. I mean, it's—" He looks her head up and down. "it's not like you can say no right now." Yet despite hearing all that, he heard a snort.
"Well, Ex-warden you mean." When he heard that, Wrath turns his attention to smiling Naruto who was pulled closer, inches from his nose poking him in the air.
"And why is that?" It was at this point they heard it, a large explosion causing the warden to turn towards the door where he saw guards running in a frantic with one guard stopping at the door.
"Warden, the-the prisoners are all out! The cells have all been opened!" At this point, the warden turns in anger towards Naruto, taking off his mask to reveal a monster.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"Left a clone of myself in a cell in order to let all the prisoners out, you should have really had a guard stand by watching them all." This infuriated the monster who lifts Naruto before he stops.
"FWEEDOOOOOOOOM!" At that point he turns to see a large group of prisoners charging straight for him, tackling the warden who drops Naruto who lands on his feet, shocking Luz who only stares at Naruto with sheer amazement while Eda's body finally finds the head and as it attaches she laughs upon witnessing the scene of a bunch of random prisoners attack the warden, one using the actual food as a means to hurt the warden.
"GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!"
As this was happening, the whole prison was in total chaos with prisoners rioting and guards wondering who the hell was supposed to keep watch of the prisoners which left them.
"Ehehehe, well this didn't go exactly to plan but it still works out in the end." Eda walks over to Naruto and pats his back. "One of your better chaotic pranks I might add." Her words caused the blonde to smile brightly as the four quickly got on board Eda's staff and flew out through the window, missing the fact flames started appearing from the windows due to the fact one of the prisoners was an actual criminal arsonist...it did not help that he could breathe fire.
"Well, that was fun!" Spoke the blonde who sat on the couch, legs on a leg rest. "Sooooo...what now?"
"Well, a deal's a deal. Let's get you home." Eda takes out her key and presses the eye button, causing the suitcase to open up into a door for Luz who stares at it before turning sadly towards the group, seeing King look down depressed.
"Before I go..." She walks over to them. "I know it's not the same, but... a King shouldn't be without a crown." As she spoke, she reveals a toy and takes off its crown to hand it to King.
"This shall suffice." He said after placing it upon his head. "You there, Whiskers! You are now under my command!" His words gained a laugh as he stood up.
"I'll prepare the bubble bath." As he spoke he stops and stares at Luz to see she was handed back her book and was staring at it in thought before back at them through the mirror before smiling.
"Okay. I know you got your head cut off, and Naruto started a prison riot, but this was the most fun I've ever had." This caught Naruto off guard as he stares at her. "I don't fit in at home. You don't fit in here. If I stay, we could not fit in together. I'm not going back to summer camp." When he heard that, Naruto couldn't help but smile.
"What's summer camp? What are we talking about here?" Eda found this to be funny, not getting what's happening.
"I want to stay and become a witch like you and Azura." She said while displaying the book to them.
"What? All right, that's crazy. Humans can't become witches." Yet her denial was answered.
"Maybe that's because they haven't tried. If you teach me to become a witch, I'll do anything you want." This caused a light bulb to go off in Kong's head.
"Let her stay! She can make us snacks." The last part was whispered yet audible to them all while Eda thought about it.
"Well, I could use a hand keeping this goofball out of the cupboards and Naruto from bonding with Hooty too much, starting to freak me out." She picks up King in her arms. "All right. I'll teach you how to be a witch. But you have to work for me before you learn any spells. Deal?" Instead of a handshake, what she got was a big hug, squeezing King between them.
Too tight! Too tight!"
"What's going on?"
While watching this, Naruto just smiles at a new member of their family.
CHAPTER END-Whatcha think? Good and bad, want to know what you all think.
