"Ugh my stomach-" Lammy groaned upon unloading a huge amount of deep pitched brassy farts while being on the streets of Onett.

"Is Lammy going to be okay?" Ness asked out of curiosity while he ate through a burger and suddenly farted himself.

"Gee I hope so." Toadette murmured while fanning her farts with a paper fan she just found near the trash can. "I never seen her act like this way before."

"Maybe she just needs some quiet time." Meloetta suggested upon brushing her hair that blew back because of her musical poots. "It always helps me."

Lammy screamed for her bassy farting became pungent enough to cause all the buildings in the first city of EarthBound to suddenly collapse. "Why does this keep happening to me?"