A/N: Sup! Sorry for the wait~! I found out that no one wants to ask me something * Cries * But it's okay!

Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda owns One Piece

Last time in Chapter 34...

'Those idiots' Nami says in her thoughts while walking towards Igarappoi "Ah, by the way, how long will it take for this island's log to be recorded?"

"Log?" Igarappoi repeats "Please put aside thinking of such weary matters for now and focus on resting from your journey!" Igarappoi brings Nami with him "Everyone! Prepare the banquet! And let us sing to our heart's content for these adventurers!"

"ALRIGHT, TIME FOR A PARTY!" All the people cheer happily.

The moon rises,

And the welcoming party at whiskey Peak continues.

"And so I coolly said to him, 'Don't you dare lay a hand on my Nakama, you sea king bastards!'" Usopp says as he points at who-knows-where and he was undoubtedly drunk.

"That's soooo cooooool Capt. Usopp~!" All the girl says as they have the heart eyes that Sanji had.

"Well, to be perfectly honest, even I trembled a little during our great escape from Calm Belt…" Usopp lies as he sighs.

"Trembling with excitement, that is…!" The guys say while raising their mugs as they look at Usopp with admiration.

"Ahh!" Zoro says as he slams down his glass while his opponent was on the table.

"You win." His opponent says as some of the foods scattered everywhere.

"AMAZING! THIS MAN OUTDRANK 10 PEOPLE!" Someone says in surprise. Meanwhile, Nami raises her mug with a smug look.

"ORYAAAA!" Someone shouts as Nami's opponent was at the table, defeated. "AND THIS LADY HERE OUTDRANK 12 PEOPLE! WHAT A COUPLE OF HEAVY DRINKERS!"

While Luffy was eating, more and more. "MORE!" Luffy says with a grin as he raises his clean plate, he wasn't even half full yet! He wasn't fat like a long time ago and he was just getting started.

"HOLY MOLY! HERE WE HAVE THEIR CAPTAIN WHO'S EATEN ENOUGH FOR 20 PEOPLE!" Someone shouts as the cook falls down "THE COOK JUST COLLAPSED!"

"Please have mercy on me." The cook says as Luffy kept eating and eating. Meanwhile… On the other side, Sanji's area is filled with women.

"AND WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LADYKILLER! HE'S FLIRTING WITH 20 WOMEN ALL BY HERSELF! WHAT A PIRATE CREW!" Someone shouts in the background. Actually, it's been the same person all this time.

"Hahahaha! What a festib-" Igarappoi stops "Ahem! Ma-ma-maa~" He smiles at them "Festive night this is! Your enjoyment means the world to us! Truly… It means the world…" Igarappoi says as he glances at Luffy.

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"… Umm… And so… Although we were unsuccessful in our task to secure the food for the town…" Mr.9 says as he writes in a paper "To make up for our blunder, we have succeeded in… Luring those pirates to Cactus Island… Thus ends… Our report… Yours Sincerely, Baby." Mr.9 says as he sighs "Good… If we send this to the boss, I'm sure we'll be cleared of our shame."

"Yes. So let's hurry up and put our report in the Unluckies' box." Miss Wednesday says as they walk and places the paper in the box. "They'll be sure to deliver our report, directly to the boss…" Miss Wednesday while in front of the box says 'BAROQUE'

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"I can't drink anymore…" Zoro says as he slams the glass and his head down the table.

"OHHH! AND HE GOES DOWN AGAINST HIS 13TH OPPONENT!" Someone says as people were dancing, cheering and stuff. Nami hiccups "BUT THIS GIRL IS ON HER 15TH! HER OPPONENT IS THE SISTER!"

"J-eeez… So pathetic, Zoro…" Nami says as she has a blush on her face, her look says that she was kind of drunk now. Sister and Nami were drinking on their 15th.

"It'd be best for you to stop as well for your health's sake, you know?" Sister says as they kept drinking.

"Thanks for the meal. I can't eat anymore…" Luffy says as he sleeps on the table with his arms supporting his head. This time though, he wasn't fat like he was in the former timeline, he was only pretending.

"5 COOKS HAVE COLLAPSED NOW!" Someone says the 5 cooks fall on the ground. Though every Strawhat members know that 5 cooks aren't enough. Nami laughs as she points at Luffy. "SHE'S THE TYPE TO LAUGH WHEN DRUNK!"

"I'm no match for you." All the cooks say as they lie on the ground, exhausted.

"Ah… Feels so good…" Nami says as she places her head on the table with a drunk face.

"AND SHE'S DOWN!" Someone says as Usopp sighs.

"Ah, what a great town this is!" Usopp says as he sleeps on the couch.

"This is surely heaven~!" Sanji says as he lies on the women's laps.

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"Looks like they've fallen asleep, after all that partying… Sweat dreams, my fellow adventurers… O' how beautiful the Cactus Rocks are, as they dance again, beneath the moonlight tonight…" Iggarappoi says as he looks at the moon.

"Quite the poet, aren't you, Mr. 8…?" Mr. 9 says as he and Miss Wednesday was on top of a building. Iggarappoi only flinches in surprise but doesn't look back.

"Oh, it's you…" Iggarappoi or Mr.8 quietly says, still looking on the moon.

"And what about them?" Mr.9 asks as he and Miss Wednesday jump down the building.

"They've fallen deeply…" Igarappoi pauses as he looks at Mr.9 and Miss Wednesday with a serious face "To Hell, that is…"

"Oh dear Lord." Sister says as she goes out, the three sees her. Sister hiccups "That bunch sure know how to eat and drink. And I was only drinking Sparkling Barley Tea…!" Sister says as Mr.8 crosses his arms. "Is there really even a need to stage this whole welcome party in the first place? I mean, they're only a bunch of weak-looking brats…!"

"Miss Monday." Mr. 8 says Sister's code name casually.

Miss Monday sighs as she takes out her veil and bandeau "We should've just crushed them at the harbor. The town is short enough on food as it is already. And it's not like we can count on getting that whale meat either."

"Don't talk to us that way!" Miss Wednesday says angrily. Miss Monday takes out her nun dress and showed her true appearance. Miss Monday was a tall, muscular woman with dark skin and pink hair pulled into short twin-tails. She wears a short dress with a magenta and white diamond pattern and three green flowers. A distinctive feature of hers is her soft high-pitched voice more commonly associated with small, frail girls (which helps when it comes to disguising, as seen when she posed as a nun without her true size and strength being noticed).

"That's right! We tried our best, you know!" Mr.8 says angrily as he huffs.

"Now, now. Just calm down for a second for now and take a look at this. I've done my homework about this crew." Mr. 8 says as he takes out a wanted poster.

"W-WHAT!?" Mr. 9, Miss Wednesday, and Miss Monday yells as quiet as they can be "O- ONE HUNDRED FIFTY MILLION BELI!?"

"To judge a pirate's strength from his appearances is quite foolish, Miss B-" Mr. 8 stops "Ma-maa~ Miss Monday."

"Them…!?" Miss Wednesday and Mr.9 chorused in surprise. Though no one noticed, Miss Wednesday's tone wasn't a tone of surprise, but a tone people use when they admire the person.

"My apologies…" Miss Monday says as she scratches the back of her head.

"But in any case… They're already out cold. This should make an excellent report for the boss. Now go confiscate any money or treasure on their ship and tie them all up! If we kill them, we'll lose 30% of the bounty money. The Government would rather do public executions of criminals, after all." Mr. 8 says as he keeps his calm façade.

"Sorry but… Would you mind letting those guys sleep for a little bit longer? They're all tired from the journey over here." Zoro says as the 4 looks up to see Zoro. Zoro was sitting with his katana raised up while Luffy was on his left side, a rum on his right hand.

"M-Mr. 8! Ms. Monday! Two of their crew member has escaped!" Someone shouts after they ran out towards the four, who was already panicking.

"Why you…! Weren't you passed out cold after all that drinking just a moment ago…!?" Mr.8 says in disbelief.

"A true swordsman, never allows alcohol to take control of himself." Zoro pauses as he grins "So that's how it is… This place is a den of bounty hunters, and you take advantage of the overconfident newbie pirates who've just entered Grand Line…!" Zoro slowly stands up "Looks like there's about a 100 of you. You'll be a fine opponent for me, Baroque Works." Zoro says after Luffy nods in agreement for Zoro to take them all alone.

All of the bounty hunters flinches as their eyes widen in shock "Wha-!? How do you know the name of our organization!?" Mr. 9 asks as some of them had sweats visible on their face.

"Back when I was in the same line of business as you, a certain organization tried to scout me but I refused, of course." Zoro smirks that made the bounty hunters widen their eyes more. "… An organization whose members don't know a thing about each other's real identities, and must refer each other by their codenames. And of course, the boss' location and identity are a mystery as well. A criminal organization that asks for complete obedience from its members: Baroque Works." All of the members stayed quiet from shock "Heh… Was that supposed to be a secret?"

"… This is quite a shock… But if he knows, then we have no choice but to eliminate him…" Mr. 8 says with a serious tone "Another tombstone, must be added to Cactus Rock tonight…!" If you look closer, the spikes you thought was actually tombstones of dead people. "KILL HIM!" Mr. 8 yells as he points where Zoro was, but he was too slow and now, Zoro's gone.

"HE'S GONE! WHERE'D HE GO!?" Someone shouts as they look everyone to find Zoro, only to find him in the middle of the bounty hunters.

"Now then… Shall we get things started?" Zoro asks with a grin. All of them points their guns at Zoro.

"YOU BASTARD!" The bounty hunters yell as aim towards Zoro "SHOOT!" The bounty hunters shot only for Zoro to be gone again and for them to get shot instead.

"YOU FOOLS!" Mr. 8 shouts as all of them were already panicking too much "HE DISAPPEARED AGAIN! HE'S TOO FAST!" Mr. 8 grits his teeth in anger "HURRY UP AND KILL HIM! HE'S ONLY ONE SWORDSM-" Suddenly, a sword cut in his hair that made him stop.

"Are you sure, that you want to add only one tombstone tonight?" Zoro says while he was at Mr. 8's back and he was grinning. Without a doubt, Zoro was only playing with them.

"THERE HE IS!" A bounty hunter shouted as all of them pointed a gun at Zoro.

"S-STOP YOU FOOLS! ARE YOU PLANNING TO SHOOT ME TOO!?" Mr. 8 yells as he panicked. Zoro could disappear if they shoot, that would put him in danger. "I SAID STOP!" No one listened, then suddenly. Mr. 8 pulls out a saxophone and blows it. Suddenly, bullets came out and shot the bounty hunters.

"Whew… Was that a shotgun? Talk about dangerous…" Zoro says as he hides in a building's wall that was nearby the bounty hunters.

"It looks like… " Mr. 9 pauses as Mr. 8, Miss Wednesday, Miss Monday, and Mr. 8 prepares for an attack "We'll have to deal with him personally."

Things went quiet as the bounty hunter gathered. While Luffy… Was nowhere to be found. "Where did that swordsman and that strawhat, disappear off to now…" Miss Monday pauses "Is he seriously planning to take on all of us, all by himself? It doesn't seem like he truly understands, the power of Baroque Works."

While Zoro and Luffy were somewhere near the enemies, Nami, Sanji, and Usopp's currently sleeping in a house, peacefully. "Now then… This'll be an excellent chance to test out my new boys." Zoro says as he grins and takes out Yubashiri (The dark sword) "No need to hold anything back, boys."

"YEEHAW! I FOUND HIM!" Someone cowboy-like shouted as he pointed a gun at top of Zoro. Zoro widens his eyes as he looks up at the building, the guy shoots as Zoro rolls back towards the house. "Hmph! He rolled into the house…!"

"Hm!?" Zoro says once he stopped rolling and realizes every bounty hunters was outside, pointing a gun at him. They proceeded to shoot as Zoro jumps to a table and flips it. The bounty hunters kept shooting as Zoro dodges the bullets that passed through. Once it stopped, Zoro grins as he takes out Yubashiri fully this time "First up is… Yubashiri…!" Zoro cuts the table in half that surprised the bounty hunters. Zoro didn't let the bounty hunters act as he cuts the bounty hunters. The bounty hunters stood for a moment, surprised and confused. They looked back to see Zoro behind them. "Very light! Zoro says as he looks at Yubashiri "A fine blade indeed." Zoro sheathes the Yubashiri, ready to step at the short staircase that he saw.

The bounty hunters, who were confused soon got their body cut and blood goes out "I SEE HIM! HE'S OVER THERE!" A bounty hunter shouts as he points at Zoro.

"Oh, I've been spotted." Zoro says as he grins and goes up a short staircase.

"HE'S GOING UP!" A bounty hunter shouts while Zoro, who was at the last step of the staircase, sees 4 bounty hunters and one of them was pointing a bazooka at him.

"EAT THIS!" The one holding the Bazooka shouts as he shoots Zoro. Zoro lies down a little and uses his left hand to hold the staircase's handrail and the right hand at the Yubashiri, ready to unsheathe the Yubashiri.

"That was close." Zoro says as he sees the ball shoot towards the bounty hunters. He looks back again, only to see the bounty hunters holding their swords.

"Hahaha, this is as far as you'll get!" A bounty hunter says as Zoro unsheathes Yubashiri when he saw the swords.

"UOOOHHHHH!" Miss Monday shouts as she was holding a barrel and proceeds to shoot it towards Zoro, who was going up.

"Miss Monday!" The 4 bounty hunters shouts in surprise as the barrel goes towards Zoro. "DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT AND JUST KILL HIM!" One of the four bounty hunters shouts as he points at Zoro, who has his left hand on the railing and his right elbow and upper arm on the floor while his hands on Yubashiri.

Zoro looks towards the barrel that was closing on him. He uses his right hand with the Yubashiri and spins to cleanly slice the barrel and sits on the floor as he successfully got into it. Zoro sighs "What a waste of such fine liquor…" Zoro says as the 4 sliced parts of barrel slammed to the four bounty hunter's head.

"AH! WHY YOU…!" Miss Monday shouts in anger.

"HAHHH!"A bounty hunter shouts as he attempts to hit Zoro behind with a stone ax.

Zoro takes notice of this and unsheathes Sandai Kitetsu, he slices the stone ax cleanly and the bounty hunter goes down as he failed to hit Zoro. The bounty hunter cries in pain as he got cut with Sandai Kitetsu "Wha… This one cut through a stone ax!" Zoro says in surprise as he looks at Sandai Kitetsu "This Sandai Kitetsu has some sharp edge…" Zoro pauses "A masterwork blade only cuts when its user wishes to cut something… This one's gonna be a problem child, alright…!"

"YAHHH!" A little voice shouts as he plans to stab Zoro with a knife. Zoro turns to see a small boy with short brown hair. He wears a tan shirt with a "Wanted" picture of Pandaman, light-colored shorts, and dark-colored shoes. Zoro easily knocks the knife out of his hand.

"Huh?" Zoro says as a nun, an average woman, dressed in a religious habit. She wears a black long dress with long sleeves and a veil that covers her hair. She proceeds to come towards the boy and hug him.

"May the Lord have mercy on us!" The nun says as the little boy cries on the nun's arms. After a while of Zoro looking at them, the nun takes out a cross that had a little hole that unleashed poison "THE LORD'S MERCIFUL BLINDING!"

"If you're gonna pull a trick like that, do it more on a more gullible chap with a pure heart." Zoro says as he was suddenly behind them with Yubashiri in his right hand with Sandai Kitetsu on his left. The nun who was suddenly holding a sword and the kid who was also suddenly holding a flintlock flinches in surprise. He proceeds to hit the two with the back of his blade "I hit them with the back of my blade. That's as much mercy you'll get from me." Zoro says as he starts to climb a ladder.

The fake nun and the kid was on the ground, unconscious. "HE'S CLIMBING UP AGAIN!" Someone shouts as he points at Zoro. "THAT IDIOT! CHASE AFTER HIM!" The bounty hunters started to run after Zoro with weapons. When Zoro was finally in the roof, the bounty hunters started to climb "HAHAHAHA! THERE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU TO RUN AWAY TO UP THERE!" When a bounty hunter was at the last step, he sees Zoro grinning while holding the ladder. "WHA-!?" Zoro starts to raise the ladder above towards the other side, where the other bounty hunters were climbing to the staircase, and put it down. "AGH! THE LADDERS ARE ALL FALLING DOWN!" As the ladder falls down, Zoro jumps at the edge and the ladder crashes down along with the bounty hunters while he comes to the other house that has a cross, probably a church. "WHA-!? HE'S COMING THIS WAY!" Zoro grins as he was coming towards them "SHOOT!"

Zoro grins as he was coming closer "Two swords style…" The bounty hunters panic "TAKANAMI (Hawk Wave)!" While airborne, he creates a powerful gust of wind to knock opponents over.

"DAHHHHHH!" 5 voices of women shouted as Zoro cleanly cuts the ground below him. Zoro casually goes out of the area he cut as the 5 women fall down the land.

"Careful now. The floor right there has been cut through." Zoro says while he was too late yet kept walking. After a while, Zoro notices the presence of Miss Monday behind him, holding a ladder, ready to slam it to Zoro. Zoro lets himself fall as Miss Monday swings the ladder but she fails and the ladder breaks because of the wall in front. "That was too close!" Zoro says as Miss Monday lets go of the ladder and wears a brass knuckle.

She chokes Zoro and raises her right hand, that has the brass knuckles "Superhuman…" Miss Monday punches Zoro right on the face "BRASS KNUCKLES!" As soon as Miss Monday punched Zoro, the ground below them cracked so much because of the impact.

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"Making us wasd- Ahem!" Mr. 8 pauses "Ma-ma-maa~" Mr. 8 pauses again " Waste so much time… "

"GYAAAAAA!" Miss Monday yells in pain as Zoro was crashing Miss Monday's face.

"M-MISS MONDAY!?" The bounty hunters shout in surprise and shock while it was mixed with worry.

"WHAT!?" Mr. 8 shouts in disbelief, his eyes were wide open and sweats was visible on his face.

Miss Monday was kneeling on the ground, her left hand on Zoro's neck from trying to choke him before and her right hand on Zoro's left arm. "What's wrong?" Zoro asks as his left hand was crashing Miss Monday's head. He had no scratches because of Haki and his right hand was in his pocket "Where's that strength that you're so proud of?"

In the end, Miss Monday gets unconscious and falls to the ground "AGHHH! He beat Miss Monday on pure strength! That's impossible!" A bounty hunter shouts in disbelief as Zoro lets go of Miss Monday's head turns to the bounty hunters.

"Shall we continue, Baroque Works? A fight's no mere game, you know?" Zoro says with a grin as he licks his lips in excitement.

"… I got it! That wanted poster must be a mistake on the Marines' part!" Mr. 8 says as he frowns.

"Of course! I can understand if he was worth the 150 million beli… " Mr. 9 pauses "He must be their real captain! No wonder… I thought it was quite strange, that their grinning idiot of a captain was supposed to be worth 150 million…!"

Miss Wednesday only stays quiet as she frowns 'Luffy-nii's the real captain!' Miss Wednesday says in her thoughts as she remembers how strong Luffy was.

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Luffy gets a tick mark as he heard Mr. 8 and Mr. 9. " Well that hurts, they thought I wasn't the captain? Am I that weak looking? " Luffy says as he drinks the sake that he took while Zoro was fighting them.

A/N: Sup guys! A lot of you was asking some questions… Thought I'd answer it.

QiangLong: This feels so wrong.

Oh, I think its Luffy not acting Luffy like.

M: I'm so sorry but this is an OOC! Luffy type ( sometimes ) of fanfic, please read the summary. I also placed them in the first chapter.

Flufflez McSugartop: okay so I keep getting update alerts for this. like 4 today but there is nothing new every time I check. also, I see reviews for chapter 35 but according to my phone and computer and tablet, there are only 34 chapters. am I missing anything or is this a bug?

M: xDD That's my fault. I was fixing the past chapters, that's why you were getting update alerts. Secondly, it was also my fault that there are 34 chapters now, one of my chapters got duplicated and I deleted it.

Palandrain420: You completely forgot about kaya kauina nojiko and Marguerite at first I thought it was cuz they were still hurt but then I remembered that Sanji was hurt by far the worse and he was just fine so where were the other 4 crew members while Zoro was sleeping?

M: Uhh, what? Kaya, Kuina, Nojiko, and Marguerite ( who is she? ) isn't a part of the strawhats… I don't add extra strawhats… Oh! Just got your reply xDD So you mixed up another fanfiction to mine… I see… I see… Ok!

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It's May 1, 2018 today, and I have bad news. My family confiscated me, I won't be able to use gadgets ( including computers ) starting today. They just gave me this time to post the chapters I made… I'm so sorry, but it might take a year or maybe a long time for me to post something again T.T Sorry…

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Today it's May 27, 2018. There's some a lot of questions. I can't do the chapter 36 so I decided to add this here.

Chimera629 :

* Chapter 30

M: Luffy didn't need to change it. It's better if Sanji stays the same, after all, Sanji was a womanizer from the beginning, please understand me. And for your second question, I don't think I need to kill too many people, it just has to stay the same. Think, since Smoker time traveled, he might have increased the power of some of his people.

* Chapter 29

M: You know the answer already xD

* Chapter 28

M: They might have thought it was all luck or false information.

* Chapter 27

M: Same answer to my answer in chapter 28.

* Chapter 26

M: On your first question, yes, he will teach them. On the second one, normally, Luffy would tease the marine or play with them. ( like on the first canon where Luffy was still so innocent and carefree T.T ) But, he used some violence, he might have been holding his bloodlust since he promised himself to control himself. On the third, Please notice that Nezumi grabbed a boat.

* Chapter 24

M: Luffy trained Zoro already ( just a little ), he wants to let Zoro know himself his limits so he would train harder, like some quotes say: " Pain makes a person stronger, defeat makes a person try harder. " I think that's my own quote though...

* Chapter 23

M: My answer is the answer in Chapter 24.

* Chapter 21

M: It was just a reminder for Luffy since Luffy will be nearing the experience of seeing lots of Marines, including his nakama's suffering and stuff.

* Chapter 20

M: Yep, after all, Luffy had a painful past.

* Chapter 19

M: Who? if you're talking about Usopp's ignorance of Haki, Luffy came in Usopp's village first, healed Usopp's mom, and saved the village by killing Kuro. Luffy probably wanted Usopp to focus on his confidence and sniping skills.

* Chapter 18

M: No, you're totally wrong. Since Luffy visited them, the strawhats increased their strengths incredibly. It might not have been noticed much since I didn't want to change the canon too much, but they're stronger than the canon.

* Chapter 17

M: Luffy made each of them focus on their strengths, so that means Luffy made Nami focus on her navigating skills * cough cough * and her thief skills * cough cough * And yep, Luffy does act like Garp xD It's part of my plan xDD

* Chapter 14

M: I guess the Rubber fruit makes a person only age slowly since after the two years time skip, Luffy gained some muscles.

* Chapter 5

M: Answer is on my answer in 17, which means he made everyone focus on their strengths instead. Please understand the chapters better...

* Chapter 2

M: it has the answer to Chapter 19's answer.

pkashmuk1

* Chapter 35

M: Like Roger said, keep the changes to a minimum. Ace's survival might be one of the greatest changes, but Roger only said to keep the changes to a minimum. Besides, even if Whitebeard and Ace survive, the whole pirates will still start an uproar.

Shadicgon

* Chapter 35

M: it's going 'till the end! Oh, wait, ONE PIECE NEVER ENDS!

Bye~