Author Note: sorry for the wait! Thank you to all of your reviews it makes me actually pretty happy to make you guys laugh. I enjoy smut and violence but this is pretty good too I guess hehe. This story is always a blast to write for, enjoy. I didn't get a chance to reply to all of your reviews I didn't have time today and have go leave soon so I figured you'd be more excited for the chapter lol.

When they entered the mansion Hinata was stunned. The floors were pristine white and there were diamond chandeliers that hung from the ceiling. In the middle of the mansion was a water fountain with a little angel on top pouring a pitcher of water. Old renaissance paintings scattered the walls, bordered in gold frames.

"Wow..." Hinata whispered in awe. Her family had money but they never really decorated anything. It was always simple and bland. Maybe a few pots of plants. This mansion looked like it was decorated by a queen.

"You like?" Sakura smiled," Way better than the boys' smelly old dungeon." Karin snickered at Sakura's joke while Naruto frowned in bitter jealousy.

"Our hideout is better! Right, Hinata?" Naruto smiled at her as she blushed being put on the spot.

Karin raised a brow, "If your hideout is so cool why do you always sneak inside ours?"

"Guh- well, because your bathroom is always super clean..."

"Ew- you sneak in here to use our bathroom! Gross." Sakura frowned as they continued to walk to the back of the mansion. They walked into a huge living room with a flat-screen tv on the wall. A woman was lounging lazily on the couch, feet propped up. She had her hair up in four ponytails.

"BREAKING NEWS- A plane was seen crashing into the waters, we have yet to confirm any survivors-"

The woman on the couch turned her head as they walked in, her eyebrows turning down, "this has your name written all over."

"Good to see you too Temari!" Naruto grinned at the girl.

"Ahem-" Sakura cleared her throat before the two could bicker, "Temari we are holding a quick meeting, Karin had already sent the text to everyone."

"I got it I got it." Temari plopped her feet down sliding them into fluffy yellow slippers. She stood as the other two girls looked toward Hinata.

Sakura flipped her hand toward the couch, "Hinata if you like to wait here while we discuss the terms and conditions of Naruto's agreement and have him sign a bunch of documents."

"What! I gave you a blood oath!" Naruto pouted.

"Well, blood oath can only go so far... with you. But the girls might want to add some things to the agreement. Come now." Karin pulled on his arm as he threw a worried glance at Hinata.

"Don't worry she will be fine, Everyone will be in the meeting room and I told them big and bad Naruto would get them if they plucked a single strand of hair from her pretty head." Sakura winked toward Hinata as they left with a very disgruntled Naruto. Hinata gave him a reassuring smile but after they were out of sight it dropped. She shifted awkwardly looking around the living room. She walked over to the large sliding doors to stare out into their garden, it stretched far and wide, a magnificent palace.

"Wow..." She whispered in awe, almost like she was in a fairy tale. The girls did have exquisite taste. She sat on the couch watching the news, there were no signs of survivors. She briefly wondered if Amanda survived. Minutes went by with her anxiously awaiting. The echoing of heels caught her attention. She perked up at the sound, nervously she looked to and fro- everyone was supposed to be at the meeting. Hinata stood up to greet this newcomer, if she was silent and evasive that might cause suspicions. Hopefully, they wouldn't recognize her, even though her picture was probably pasted all over the web now.

She twiddled with her thumbs idly as a tall slender woman came around the corner. She had blue hair that flowed just above her shoulders. She wore white jean pants and a floral blouse.

'Oh, she seems sweet...'

But then Hinata spotted the huge machine gun in her hand, she gasped looking at the weapon and then back at the girl. It looked unnatural for such a woman to be carrying such a dangerous thing. The woman stared at her, eyeing her features as she squinted as if she something was off. Hinata quickly held her head down trying to hide behind her bangs.

"H-hello!" Hinata spoke respectfully with a soft bow. She keeps her head down as she saw the woman's heeled shoes walk toward her- the noise clacked loudly with each step as she stopped in front of her. Hinata bit her lip tightly, the woman brought up a hand to grab her chin so that she could lift her head. Her eyes scanned her face as she hummed finally realizing who she was.

"I'm surprised you aren't dead yet." The woman spoke plainly.

"N-Naruto has been protecting me..." Hinata whispered.

"Naruto? He's been keeping you safe this entire time?"

Hinata nodded, "I wish it weren't like that..."

The woman let go of her, eyeing the sad expression that took a hold of her face," Why?"

"I wish I could protect myself... like you..." Hinata looked towards the gun making the woman pick it up in front of her chest. She then pushed it towards her, Hinata's eyes going wide.

"So then protect yourself." She shrugged as if it was a no-brainer for her to pick up a gun and all is well.

"Oh-oh my, I never I can't-!" Hinata felt the cold weapon feeling almost as if it was taboo just to touch it. It shook in her trembling grasp.

"Do you want to protect yourself?" The woman spoke so casually that it made it seem as though she weren't holding such a dangerous object.

"I do... but I don't know-"

"If you don't learn to protect yourself how will you learn to protect the ones you love?"

"I... I just can't..." Hinata pushed the gun back to her and she grabbed it reluctantly.

"So then who protects you when he's not with you?"

"Oh, we are rarely ever apart."

There was silence as the two blinked at one another.

"So what about now?"

"A-am I in danger?" Hinata gulped nervously looking around as if someone was hidden in sight.

"Me. Im the danger."

"Oh..."

"Will you take this gun now?"

Hinata shook her head softly no. The woman eyed her for a moment, setting the gun on her shoulder. But then she aimed it down toward her making Hinata suck in a breath.

"What about now. I'm taking you for the money. What will you do?"

Hinata moved slightly out the way but the woman kept the barrel trained on her. "Oh… w-well I would ask for you to kindly put the gun down."

"Are you serious…"

"...Please…?"

"…No."

"Oh..kay..."

"You are hopeless."

"...Sorry..."

Konan mentally face palmed. "Turn around with your hands behind your back." Hinata did as such as the barrel touched her back. "Move it."

This was far too easy.

Naruto was mumbling to himself angrily, eyebrows nose-diving as he sighed paper after paper with his bloody thumbprint. He had used a pen but his hand cramped up, it was easier to just slap the paper. The girls were all crowded around him as they shuffled pages around.

"And here... This is the last one." Sakura slid another page to him as he sat up excitedly. Last one and he's done! Wipeee! He was about to slap his hand down but something caught his eye in the fine print.

He picked up the paper and narrowed his orbs, he noticed Sakura sweating nervously on the side. "What is it? Just sign and this is the last one come on."

"There's something fishy here…" Naruto sniffed in as if he could smell it.

"What is it?" Ten-Ten asked curiously.

All the girls leaned in trying to get a look as Naruto slapped it back down and cut his gaze to Sakura.

"Get you a pair of Sasuke's boxers?" he raised curious brows as everyone crowded to read the fine print.

"What the hell!" Karin snatched the paper and adjusted her glasses as if she could not believe what she was reading.

All eyes then looked at the pretty pink girl who was just as pink as her hair.

"Uh- uh... Wow ummm, what? Must have - must have been a typo let me... Let me see..." Sakura reached over to grab the paper but Ino snatched it and waved it in her face.

"Typo my ass forehead!"

Naruto slowly slid out of his seat as the girls began arguing about the duck butt Sasuke. He crawled under the table and out of the room. Once he was clear from the other ladies he stood up and brushed himself off. "What a day... Time to go find my hime!" running down the hall he nearly paled seeing she was not in the same place he had left her. "Oh no no no no!" he ran around the living room and then into the kitchen looking for his princess but she was nowhere in sight. He ran back to the room just as everyone was clearing out, Sakura shot him a glare.

"Honestly you didn't read not one of those papers but you decide to read mine!"

"I have a secondary sense for all things dealing with teme, but not now Sakura, Hinata is missing!"

The girls stopped in their tracks raising a brow, "Maybe she wandered off into the garden?" Temari suggested.

"No someone must have took her! She wouldn't leave that spot, she knows how desperate I am she wouldn't put me in such a stressful situation on her own accord!"

Ino gagged,"Okay first off that's a complete turn off you sure you didn't scare her away with your weirdness?"

"She hasn't run for the hills yet." Temari giggled making Naruto pout.

"Yeah just don't tell her about your secret fanta-"

"SHHHHHHH. WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT."

The girls began to giggle further pissing Naruto off.

"I swear I will blow up this entire house if we don't find her right now!"

"Naruto!" karin scolded him, "honestly, you must really like this girl huh?"

Naruto blushed looking away with a scratch to his head, everyone cooed making the blonde sweat. This was so embarrassing. "Guys! This is a serious matter!"

Sakura clapped her hands once,"Fine fine we will tease you later, lets fine Naruto's princess. First thought, who would take her?"

"Yeah everyone was at the meeting except..." Karin trailed off as she looked at the others.

"Who!" Naruto threw his hands up impatiently.

"Konan..." Ino finished with a sigh.

"Konan!?" Naruto's eyes went wide, he had forgotten about the ex-Akatsuki member. "She must be using Hinata to get back with Yahiko!"

"Calm down calm down! We don't know that!" Ten-Ten waved him off as she dialed Konan's number. The phone was placed on speaker so all could hear the ringing tone.

"How can I calm down Bun-bun!"

"Hey! That was in my document you can't call me that anymore!"

"What! I thought that was your real name! Can this day get any worse! Next, you are going to tell me I can't swim in the pond!"

The other girls rolled their eyes as. Temari shook her head,"Naruto that was literally the first thing we had you sign. That pond is for the koi fish!"

Naruto gasp in horror, "They like me and have accepted me as one of them!"

They were about to argue but then someone picked up.

"Hello." everyone crowded closely to the phone as if it was the only solace of light.

Ten-Ten questioned the girl, "Hey Konan, do you know where our guest is?"

"Yes."

"Oh good-"

Naruto yanked the phone from the girl's hand holding it up in the air as the other girl tried to grab it, "WHERE IS SHE!"

"With me."

Ten-Ten huffed as Naruto pushed her down by her head, "Don't play these games with me Konan! Give her back right now!"

"Come get her. We are outside. Right at the patio. Not to far. Come from the back door."

The blonde didn't miss a beat as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke running outside, the others were calling for him to wait but he was long gone. As soon as he slid the sliding door to the side and stepped out he was caught in a rope swinging him into the air as he whipped around and was dangled by his feet.

"WHAT THE-" he began to wiggle around wildly like a fish out of the pond, and then he was zapped into a crisp before stilling. His body sizzled as the other girls caught up screaming at the sight.

"NARUTO!" Hinata cried slapping her face with her palms.

"What the heck Konan?!" Karin yelled as she looked up at her burnt cousin. Said woman was standing to the side with her arms crossed.

"I was proving a point." The blue girl nodded toward the crispy blonde and then toward Hinata. "If you don't learn to protect yourself you will be easily used as bait. Naruto may be able to survive doomsday but as you can see that makes him reckless. You are his weakness. He followed... My orders... Exactly."

Hinata looked at her with wide teary orbs. She hated seeing him get hurt, "O-okay. You proved your point."

The two girls shared a moment as they both understood their connection. "I will learn to protect myself."

Sakura plugged her nose, "Ugh he reeks put him in the guest room so he could recover!"

As the girls began to help Naruto down Hinata heard a rapid splashing noise behind her.

"Um… is that normal…" Hinata pointed at the large pond as the koi fish began to splash around rapidly in angry slaps of their tails. Some of them even threw themselves out of the water, Ten-Ten rushing to throw them back in.

"What the fuck…" Temari caught a koi that had flung itself out the pond, flipping and flailing around.

"Do they seem angry to you?" Ino questioned.

Hinata nodded looking toward the blue haired girl."They seem to be looking at you Konan…"

"…"

"Konan I think they are trying to attack you…"

"I see that."

"No way it's because of Naruto right?"

"..."

"Right?"

Author Note: I watched spy x family and it put me in a really cute and silly mood. I have already decided Neji will be like Yor's brother so I can't wait for his appearance now haha.