Pure Insomnia, I am so tired…enjoy the snippet.

Flicking his thumbs across the Xbox controller held lightly in his hands Alec paused a moment as he heard a pounding noise from the front door of the loft that he immediately decided was unimportant and thus just decided to ignore it. This was soon followed with a bellow that drew his attention and had him smirking in response, "Pretty Boy open the goddess damned door right the fuck NOW!"

He bellowed back with, "Show me your tits and we'll talk, oh that's right you don't have an-," Alec froze and choked off as he remembered exactly who he was sassing back to at the moment, dropping his controller while quickly rushing to open the door to meet the gazes of the very unamused Tattletale and Mordred. The pair in question had their arms protectively wrapped around a small prepubescent girl cowering between them looking lost beyond words.

Huh, that was a thing.

"Legs for Days, Tats, I know you think I have insatiable kinks but really this is jus-"

That was when Taylor smacked him on the side of the head, grabbed him by his chin, grinning as she pulled his ear to her lips, and he couldn't help snorting in amusement at what she said.

"Couldn't wait five seconds, could you pretty boy?"

"Legs, would you have it any other way?"

"Obviously not I'm still friends with you for reasons I cannot even begin to discern."

Alec smirked at that, "Be still my heart the loquacious Lady of the Lake-"

"That was Nimue nice alliteration regardless-"

Alec silently thanked her then otherwise ignored her comment as he continued on, "-hath stolen my thunder."

Taylor stared at him a moment before drawling out, "You are making me want to stab you, stop that. I don't want to stab you to death, I like you, you are seriously like my favorite asshole I have to deal with on a semi-regular basis, don't make me kill you out of spite because then I will have no one to talk to and then I will be bored."

He grinned in return, "And that is why you are my spirit animal."

"You are such a dick."

"Yup!"

Taylor released Alec and for a brief, unimpressed moment she stared at him a few seconds, then she let out an unlady like scoff, then kissed his brow as she walked away while drawling out, "You'll always be my favorite."

Alec chuckled at that as Tats and Legs walked the mystery girl away while he snatched up his controller paying no more attention to the drama behind them than necessary. After all, if he was needed they'd let him know, Mordred was after all his best friend; they just got each other better than the others after all.

Why did everyone have to make everything so complicated, seriously?

Alec played with his controller a moment, and then grinned.

"Boom."

His target fell over, and victory was his.

"Head shot, newb."

Then a moment later he heard Taylor yell out, "Alec what's your dress size?"

There was a very long pause….one that really stressed ones calm, and then he replied with, "Metric or imperial?"

With friends like these….