Gintoki rushed into Sonata's house while stumping his boots. He walks into her living room. "Hey! We need to talk. Right now!" Sonata stares up at him looking annoyed. "No, don't knock. Come right in," she said, being sarcastic. "Damn, Gintoki. I do have a doorbell." Kagura throws Gintoki and Shinpachi out of the way. "Alright, confess, Sonata. You know Gin-Chan isn't the father! Who's the daddy? There's no way you would get pregnant by that thing!" She pointed to Gintoki. "Who is it? Who's the real daddy?!"
"Get the fuck out of my face Kagura," Sonata warned. "Kagura, you can't ask Sonata that! It's private between her and Gintoki!" Shinpachi shouted. "Yes, I can! Gin-Chan isn't the daddy!"
"Are you serious?! You don't know that!"
"Neither do you. What? Were you watching them while they was-Ahhh!" Gintoki drop-kicked Kagura out of the way. "Mind your damn business!" Sonata sighed. "Gintoki, make up your mind. Do you want the DNA test or not?"
"Ignore Kagura. That's not what I'm here for!" She nods. "Alright. So, what do you want to talk about?"
"Me being a parent." She looks away. "Oh." Gintoki sigh then sat next to her. "I still can't believe you are pregnant." She scoffed. "I can't believe I got pregnant by you." She shakes her head. "Damn, what the hell was I thinking that night?"
"Getting laid," Kagura answered. "Oh yeah, that's right." Sonata laugh. "What's funnier is that I don't remember you penetrating me." She laughs again. "That Joke was lame. My dick is not small. Moving on, I'm not showing, but I'm freaking the fuck out right now. I had never had a baby before. I don't know what to do." She pats him on the shoulder. "You can always learn."
"Of course, you will say that. You are sitting here calm and cool. We are having a baby! A living, chubby, tiny person that cries and poops a lot. Why are you smiling?" Sonata laughs at him. "I'm enjoying your suffering." He turns to her. "This isn't a joke! I'm going to be a father for the first time in my life, Sonata! I don't know what I'm doing! I'm scared! And I'm fucking freaking out!" Sonata drops her smile to scowl at him. "STOP YOUR BITCHING! I don't know why you are freaking out! I'm the one pregnant! I should be the one losing my fucking mind! You don't know what the fuck I got to go through every day!"
"Gin-San, pregnant women get daily mood swings," Shinpachi said. "Okay, okay, Sonata. Calm down. Everything would be fine."
"NO! FUCK YOU!" She pushed him. "Chill, Sonata!" She roared, making the house shake. "Woah, what the hell?!" Shinpachi shouted. "Hell has no fury than an angry woman," Kagura said. "THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU DID THIS TO ME! I should have never gotten close to you! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Sonata tries to get up from the couch, but her belly wobbles from left to right as she tries to stand. Tears started to slide down her cheeks then she began to cry. "Oh great. Sonata, what's wrong now?" Gintoki asked. "I-I can't get up..." She whined. "Crying is another mood swing," Shinpachi stated. "How many mood swings are there?"
"I heard it depends on how the woman feels. There may be more than 20 different mood swings." Kagura covers get ears. "I don't mind the mood swings, but please, make the crying stop!" Sonata wipes her tears away. "Can someone give me a hand? So I can break my foot off in Gintoki's ass?" He rolls his eyes. "Okay." Kagura helps her up. "Thank you, Kagura." Sonata walked over to Gintoki and started beating on him. "This is your fault. Look what you did to me!" Gintoki looks down at her like she's an annoying little brat. The hits do not hurt. He should stop her, but she's going through something right now.
"Gintoki, Sonata shouldn't get mad. That causes her stress, and that's not good for the baby."
"Shinpachi, since you know so much, why didn't you become a doctor?" Kagura asked. "Well, um... I-"
"Forget becoming a doctor. The weird part is that you know too much about women and their pregnancies. Don't tell me you have a weird fetish for pregnant women?" Gin asked. "What? No!" Shinpachi shouted. Kagura shakes her head. "It's always the ones that wear glasses. Perverts." They look at Shinpachi suspiciously. "You think you know a guy."
"NO! It's not what you think!" Sonata kept on hitting Gintoki. He sighs, then grabs her wrist. "Hey! That's enough! Knock it off, woman." She groaned, then used her other hand to yank his hair. "Fuck! Let go, Sonata!" She has a tight grip on him. "You make me sick!" He reached up and grabbed her wrist again. "I said stop!" He squeezes her hand, making her let go of his hair. "Relax! You are pregnant." She tried to kick him in the balls, but he dodged it. He grabbed Sonata by the hair and forced her to sit down. "Sit your pregnant ass down. You need to relax. Stop trying to fight me." She quickly jabs him in the stomach, making him grit his teeth. "You are lucky that punch didn't hurt. I said stop, Sonata! What the hell is your problem?"
"Your complaining is my problem! You were whining about this being your first time having a baby. So! I am pregnant for the first time! I'm scared for my life! I'm not a pro at this baby stuff. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, either. But I will try so I can be the best mother I can be. It's been four months. I am losing my mind about being pregnant. There's nothing I can do to change it." Gintoki sat next to her. "Look. Gintoki. If you want out, you can always leave." The three of them look confused. "Well, leave you two alone," Shinpachi said, leaving the room with Kagura.
"I'm not going to force you into this. You are a grown man. You can make your own decisions. But know this, once you leave, I don't want you back in my child's life. It's your choice." He stared at her for a minute, then sighed. "What kind of man would I be to leave my child behind? I'm sorry about what I said. I wasn't thinking about how you felt about this. You are pregnant. Not me. You're more frightened than I am." She nods. "I'm scared as fuck, Gin."
"About what?"
"I heard giving birth is very painful. Some women die. Then I'm worried about being a good mother." He nods. "I guess we are thinking the same thing, huh? I was wondering if I would be a good father. I don't think I would." He sigh. "You never know until you try." He nods. "I'm willing to. I have four months and one more week to be ready." She smiles. "Shall we start together?" He nods. "Yeah. After I buy this week's Jump manga, eat dinner, order six parfaits, watch TV, then laze around my place. Then tonight, I am going drinking because I need it." Sonata sighed as Gintoki stood up. Same old Gin. Even with a baby on the way, he will never change.