Sonata is trying to teach the twins a new word. "Say, Mommy... Mommy. Say it." The twins stared at her like what? "Come on. Say it." Nothing came out of their mouth but spit. She sigh. "You guys don't want to say, mommy? Mom? Not even Ma?" Sonata covers her face and begins to fake cry. "That makes mommy sad." She peeks through her fingers to look at them. They ignore their mother and start playing with their toys. "That is so cruel, says mommy. Say, mommy, please." The twins giggle at her.
Gintoki walks in, drinking something. "Gin, I can't get them to say, mommy." He sat down. "Don't sweat it. The twins will say it soon. They might even say Papa before mommy." She slams her fist on the table. "No! They will say mommy first! And where did you get that strawberry milk? We're out of milk. And I did not give you money to buy it."
"You thought we were out of milk. I found some in this little container hiding behind the leftovers." She thought about it. "Little container? Did it have orange and green polka dots on it?" He nods. Sonata laughs. "What's so funny?" She covers her face. "Oh my god, Gintoki. You are drinking two-week-old breast milk. I forgot that I left it in there." Gintoki stares at the cup, then drinks some again. He swishes it around in his mouth. Sonata is disgusted by what he did. After doing that, he swallows it, then nods his head. "Uh-huh. It is creamy and a little clumpy. Not bad."
"You're disgusting, Gin."
"Don't knock it until you try it."
"Nasty!" He moves in and tries to kiss Sonata. She pushes him off the couch. "Don't even try it." He rolls his eyes. "Come on, Sonata. It's not like we don't know the consequences of having intercourse. What could happen?"
"Uh, hello." She points to the twins. "Oh yeah." She looks away. "I'm not doing anything with you anymore, so stop asking me."
"We had sex four days ago!"
"And I told you, that was the last time."
"We had sex last night!" She points to him. "Stop bringing up old shit." He rolls his eyes. "Yeah yeah, whatever. I don't understand you. You refuse to be in a relationship with me. But you keep waking up next to me." Sonata scowls at him. "Shut up." He groaned. "Be honest with me, Sonata. Why do you like me so much? Why did you agree to have a child with someone like me?" She stood up and walked over to him. "I like you because deep down underneath your intimidating image. You are a kind soul." He sighed. "I did things in my past." She pressed a finger to his lips. "Shhh. No one is proud of their past. What matters is now." He stares at her. "I know I am not the type of woman you wanted. I know you can do better, but I want to be here for you. Whether you feel the same or not. I know you don't have a family. So, the twins and I can be your family. Forget your past and start over with me." He smiles. "Are you serious?" He asked. "Yeah, we'll normally, I don't date ugly men, but you will do." Gintoki pushed her away from then sat down. He started playing with the twins. Sonata laugh. "Gin, I was joking." She sat next to him. "Don't touch me," he told her. "Hey, I didn't mean it. You are far from ugly."
He pulls her closer to him, and they share a kiss. As the kiss continues, Sonata pulls away. "We have to stop." Gintoki sighed. "Why?" She points to his pants. He looks down. "Well, what do you expect? You were all over me." She stood up. "Whatever. Go to the store or something. And your boner better be gone when you come back." He groans. "Whatever, I'm taking the kids with me." She shakes his head. "No, leave them here."
"They need fresh air." She sigh. "Fine, to the market and back home. And you better not go gambling!"
LOSER! Gintoki lost on the slot machine again. "What? Bullshit, I won that." He looks at the time. "Damn, time to go. Sonata will be pissed."
Gintoki picks up his kids and walks out the door. To get home faster, he took a shortcut. As he walks, a guy in front of him blocks his way. Gintoki raises his eyebrow. Someone else appears behind him. He sighed. "Maybe I shouldn't have gone gambling. Got a problem?" He asks the men. "Yeah, we do. The brats you are holding. Hand them over." Gintoki stares at the guy in front of him then he starts laughing. "Kidnappers, huh? You two dumbasses pick a bold way to take someone else's kids. Shouldn't you wait until I turn my back or distract me?"
"Yeah, we're pretty bold. And we're not playing either. We want those kids." Gintoki took his wooden sword out. He looks at the guy in front of him, then at the guy in the back. He smirks. "Come and take them from me." The two guys ran towards him. Gintoki whacks one of them in the face with a sword. He stumbles, then falls to the ground. When the other guy charges at him. Gintoki knees him in the stomach and then kicks him in the face. The man flew back against the wall. When the other one started to get up, Gintoki kicked him in the mouth. Both men were on the ground in pain. He stares at them. "Let that be a lesson to you dumbasses. Next time you try to come at me, you better bring a fucking army with you."
Gintoki look at his kids. "Sorry, you had to see papa get serious like that." He turned around to head back home. When he turned the corner, about twenty men were blocking his way. Thirty more men appear before him. One walks past them while clapping his hands. Gintoki looks closely at him. "Well done. You must be good if you could take out two men while holding your kids. Let's see if you could take down that army you wanted," Luke said. "You're that guy that attacked Sonata while she was holding my kids." Gintoki balls his fingers into a fist. "So you remember me? I'm glad. Now, where is she? Where is the mother of your children?"
"Why the fuck do you need to know?" Luke gasp. "Sonata didn't tell you? She has business with us. And Masaya is tired of waiting."
"What kind of business? And who the hell is Masaya?"
"That's none of your business. It's a shame that Sonata kept her past a secret. You are angry with her. Tell me where she's hiding. Our business is with her. Not with you or the twins."
"I made it my business when you put my kids in danger." Luke shook his head. "It's a shame. We need the kids so we can get to Sonata. Unless you want to tell us her location."
"No fucking way!"
"So you want to get in our way? Fine then. We have orders to kill you anyway. Now I'm going to say it one more time. Give me the twins."
"I'm not giving you shit! You're insane if you think I will pass my kids to you!"
"Have it your way." Luke snaps his fingers. "Kill him and take the twins." The men walk closer to him, then take out their swords. The twins grip Gintoki's shirt tightly. "What is the problem? You can hold your kids and fight, too, right? No? Well, give them to me. I will hold them for a while." Luke laughs. "Damn." If Gintoki fights holding his kids, they might get hurt. And he can't sit them down. Luke will take them. He sighs, then picks up Ginharu. He straps him and his brother in tightly behind him, then grabs his Lake Toya again. "Let's do this."
