Gintoki walks into the living room, seeing decorations everywhere. Sonata is sitting on the couch, blowing up balloons. The twins are playing with the balloons next to her. "It's coming together nicely," Gintoki said. "Of course. I will do anything to make my babies happy." Sonata tickles her kids. Gintoki nods then pick them up. "Happy birthday. Papa has to go somewhere. I'll be right back, okay?" The twin's nod. "Did you understand what I just said?" The twins shook their heads. Gintoki puts them down. "I will be back." He told Sonata. "Wait-wait-wait. Where are you going? I need you to help me finish preparing the party."

"I have to go get their birthday gift, remember?" She sighed. "Oh yeah. Just make sure you'll be here when the party starts. Call me if you are running late. And if you run into Luke, please don't fight him. Come straight home." He sigh. "Alright... Stop worrying." He pulls her closer to him, then pecks her on the lips. "I am going to go pick up the present. You handle the party until I come back." She nods.

Gintoki left to meet Kagura and Shinpachi at the rendezvous point. "Where the hell is he?" Gintoki asked. "Maybe he lost his way," Kagura said. "Well, he is a little slow," Shinpachi mentioned. "Yeah, mentally. That damn Tatsuma better gets his ass here. I can't miss my kid's first birthday. I have been waiting for that cake for two days." Shinpachi and Kagura laugh at Gintoki. "What's so funny?"

"It's nothing. It's just that we never thought about you talking about children," Shinpachi said. "Yeah, we always thought you would end up dying alone, wishing you did meet a woman to have children with," Kagura laughed. "If I die, at least I'm away from you. And shut the hell up! I have met a nice woman."

"Yeah, that's a spy," Shinpachi said. "And she doesn't want you," Kagura added. "Shut up! Sonata quit doing spy shit. Damn, where the hell is Tatsuma?" A flying ship came their way, then landed next to them, making a booming sound and gust of wind blow. They cover their faces.

"Hey, Kintoki..." Tatsuma laugh. He sighed. "It's Gintoki, your ass. And what the hell took you so long?" When a ramp appears, Gintoki walks over to him. "Who me?" Tatsuma pointed to himself. "Sorry... ah-ha-ha-ha-ha..."

"Argh! That annoying ass laugh."

"Sorry, he got lost. I told him he was heading in the wrong direction, but he never listens,' Mutsu explained. "You have been here before. You were born here on earth," Gintoki told him. "When was this?" Tatsuma asked. "Whatever. Do you have a package I paid you to get?"

"Sure did." Tatsuma presses a button. A large wooden box dropped from a crane onto the ground with a loud boom. "What the hell!?" Shinpachi shouted. "That's a big ass package!" Kagura's eyes widen. "Gin-San. Don't you think a birthday present this size is too big for two one-year-olds?"

"Nonsense Shinpachi, it's perfect." Gintoki hugs the box. "What's in here anyway?" Kagura tries to peek inside. "It's none of your business! Now back away. It's for my twins."

"So… How is Sonata? Is she still thinking about me?" Tatsuma asks to grin. "When had she ever talked about you?" Shinpachi asked. "Never! Now keep Sonata in your fantasies. That is my woman," Gintoki added. "She does not want you, Gin-Chan," Kagura told him. "Don't be jealous, Kintoki." Tatsuma laugh. "You are saying that on purpose!"

"Aren't you in love with Oryou?" Kagura asks. "You mean the woman that kicks him in the nuts?" Shinpachi asked. "Yeah, she's my wife." They roll their eyes. "In your fucking dreams, Tatsuma."

"You don't have to say it like that, Kintoki..." He sigh. "It's Gintoki! Damn, who do I look like, Zura?" Katsura came out of the box with Elizabeth beside him. "It's not Zura. It's Katsura." He said. "What the hell are you doing here?" Katsura starts thinking. "I don't know. How did we all get here?" He laughs. "Oh, it's a funny story. Elizabeth and I were-"

"Who cares!"

"I do. And shouldn't you be at your kid's party, Gintoki?"

"Kids? Whoa-whoa, Kintoki, when did you have children? And what woman would sleep with you?" Tatsuma asked. Everyone laughs. "You knew this already!" Shinpachi and Gin shouted at him. "I was surprised too when I heard he got someone pregnant. I thought it was Ayame," Kagura said. "Why do you guys always have to act stupid?" Shinpachi asked. "In your fucking dreams if you thought that Kagura! And yes! I have kids! You saw them before and met Sonata." Tatsuma smiles, thinking about the mother of Gintoki's children. "FOCUS!"

"Huh? Oh yeah. Tell the twins happy birthday from their uncle!" Tatsuma shouted. "No-no, I am their uncle. Sonata gave me that role," Katsura told him. Tatsuma looks his way. "No, she didn't."

"Yes, she did."

"When was this?"

"You two want to be my kid's uncle. Okay, if Sonata and I died at the same time. Who is taking care of our kids?" Tatsuma and Katsura point at each other. "That will be him."

"But you two want the uncle title?!"

"Yeah, I think I changed my mind. I am too handsome for kids. I will age quickly," Tatsuma said. "I would take the title of the uncle, but I don't want any responsibility," Katsura stated. "You two are lame."

"Fine. I will be the twin's godfather," Tatsuma said. "If he is the godfather, then I want the title of uncle again," Katsura said.

"Whatever! Look, I'm on a time limit. I need to get back to my kid's party."

"Well, why didn't you say so, Kintoki ah-ha-ha-ha-ha..." He sigh. "It's Gintoki, and stop laughing! That shit is annoying!"

"Whatever... Tell Sonata to call me when she gets sick of you." Tatsuma grins. "She already is!" Kagura shouted. "Shut up! And you better stay away from Sonata!" Tatsuma laughs while walking back to the ship. "No promises!"

"Let's get this package to the party."

"We have another delivery to make Tatsuma," Mutsu said. "Okay. See you around Katsura, Kintoki! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha..." Tatsuma takes off with his ship. "STOP CALLING ME TESTICLES! Freaking no-brain idiot!"

"How are we going to carry this to the house?" Shinpachi asked. "Duh... With the moped." Gintoki hooks a rope up to a boat trailer with the package attached. "Alright, let's go." When Gintoki's phone rings, he answers it. "Yeah..."

"The party started already. Are you on your way?" Sonata ask. "I got the package. I'll be there in a little while. Just hold on."

"Alright. And the twins keep saying Gin and I keep telling them Papa is on his way. So hurry up." He sigh. "I'll be there, so shut up."

"You shut up and-" Gintoki presses the end button. "Hello? He hung up on me."

"Gin?" Ginharu and Gintosu said. Sonata looks at them. "Papa will be here, okay?" The twins nod to her. "Okay, let's go." Gintoki gets on his moped. "There he is, right there!" A guy shouted. Everyone looks behind him seeing a truck full of men. "Let's get the long hair, bastard!" Then they head towards them. "Let's get the hell out of here!" Shinpachi shouted. Kagura and Shinpachi jumped on the back of Gintoki's moped and went speeding down the street. Katsura and Elizabeth jump on the wooden box riding along with them. The men start shooting at them. "What the hell is going on!?" Shinpachi shouted. Kagura slaps him. "Calm down! They said let's get that long hair, bastard."

"Kagura… What the hell did you do?" Gintoki asked. "My hair is in a bun!"

"It's still long. If not you, then who?" Everyone looks behind them to stare at Katsura. "Zura, what the fuck did you do!?" He started thinking. "I don't think I can remember. And it's Katsura. Not Zura." Elizabeth holds up a sign saying he's lying. "You dumbass! I'm going to miss my kid's birthday party!"