"Hey, Sonata. There are my two nephews." Lena hugs them. "They look just like Gintoki, but better looking. Here are their presents. Where's Gintoki?"

"He is still out getting their gift, so... He's running late. My gift to them is better anyway. I brought them a train set they can ride in, see."

Lena nods. "Impressive."

"The kids are waiting for Gin to show." Sonata covers the twin's ears. "He better gets his ass here soon. His children are waiting for him. Papa will be here soon." She covers their ears again. "If he doesn't show, I will rip his fucking balls off!"

"AHH!" Gintoki shouting almost made him crash the moped. "Gin-san?! Don't you know how to drive?" Shinpachi asked. "You almost killed us!"

"Shut the hell up! I know how to drive! I felt a disturbance."

"Disturbance?"

"Yeah, in my crotch area."

"Go to a clinic if your balls are burning," Kagura said, looking disgusted.

"Not that! I have a feeling that someone is going hurt my balls."

"We need to lose these guys," Shinpachi said. "I am thinking, damn it! Kagura, did Zura talk yet?" She is slapping Katsura in the face. "I don't know." She slaps him again. "Do you remember now, Zura?"

"It's Katsura! And yeah, I do. It all started a long time ago when I was a baby. I was-"

"What the fuck are you talking about?!" Gintoki shouted. "Why are those guys pissed at you?!" Shinpachi shouted. "Who?" Katsura asked. "THEM!"

"Where?" When Kagura slaps him again. A bullet shattered the side view mirror. Gintoki narrowed his eyes. "Oi..." Now he's pissed off. "Those guys!" Kagura turns Katsura's head around. "Oh… Them. Why are they following us?"

"Because you did something!" Shinpachi shouted. Kagura slaps Shinpachi on the face. "Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!"

"Oh... Now I remember," Katsura said. Elizabeth holds up a sign saying. "He never forgot."

"I hit their leader in the face with my hair." All three of them look at him. Elizabeth holds up a sign. "Isn't that a stupid reason?"

"Hell yeah!" Gintoki speeds down the street. He passed Sougo and Hijikata while they were on patrol. "Speeders Hijikata-San," Sougo said. "I will get them later." Gintoki passed by them again, knocking down his last cigarette. Toushi went after it, but he was too slow. It rolled into the sewer. "M-My last cigarette. My last, last. Argh! Motherfucker! Let's get this bastard!" Toushi gets in the car.

"I turned around and hit their leader with my hair. I had it in a ponytail. He was standing so close behind me, so I whacked him in the face. It was an accident," Katsura explained. "He's lying," Elizabeth said. A cop car speeds next to them. "The police!" Shinpachi shouted. Sougo pops his head out with a megaphone in his hand. "Pull over before I blast your ass." He pulls out his bazooka and points it at them. "You got until the count of 5. 5." He ready his bazooka.

"Don't shoot!" Shinpachi shouted. Toushi tries to run them off the road.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAYO?!" Gintoki shouted. "Not you again! You motherfuckers made me lose my last cigarette!"

"He brought four eyes and the china girl with him," Sougo said. "I will kick your ass!" Kagura threatened. Sougo gave her the finger. Gintoki almost crashes when he turns the corner. "Gintoki, you're a horrible driver," Katsura said.

"Katsura?" Sougo loads his bazooka and shoots it at Katsura. They all started freaking out and shouting as Sougo fired shots at them. "Watch what you are doing!" Kagura shouted. "Oh, I'm sorry. That was for Katsura. This shot is for you." He blasts one at her. "Knock it off! We're trying to get these guys off our back," Shinpachi explained. "Oh, well, good luck with that. And here's your ticket for speeding, you punk ass samurai." Toushi throws Gintoki a ticket. "Fuck you, Mayo!"

"You guys aren't going to help us?" Shinpachi asked. "Hell no," Toushi said. "I will get you next time, Katsura. And your little china-girl too," Sougo said. He blasted his bazooka one more time at him and drove away. "Punk ass police!" Kagura shouted. "ARGH! Fuck this! I need to get to my kid's birthday party. Shinpachi, take the wheel. Kagura, when I call you, come in for the last blow. Zura, go jump into the lake and drown." Katsura stood up. "Since this is three percent my fault. I will help you."

Sonata sighed while staring at the time. Still no Gintoki. "Gin?" Gintosu and Ginharu ask, sitting on their train toy. "Papa is coming. Okay? He will be here soon. Come on. We should play with the toy Grandma brought you two. Gintoki needs to hurry up."

"Take the wheel, Shinpachi."

"You mean the handle?" He asked. "Do not get smart with me." Gintoki and Katsura look at each other, then jumps onto the ship. "Ram them." One of the men said. Before he could do that, Gintoki ran over and clotheslined a man, knocking him to the floor. "Get him!" Gintoki sigh then took out his Lake Toya. He and Katsura started fighting. Gintoki starts whacking the men in the face with his weapon. "I am running out of time! I don't feel like fighting them all." Gintoki's phone rings. "NOT NOW, SONATA! KATSURA!" His friend fights the men while Gintoki answers the phone. "What?!"

"Don't you shout at me! I thought you said you were on your way. Where are you?" He punches a guy in the face. "I'm on my way. Just wait."

"You said that an hour ago."

"I'm coming! Damn it, woman, don't rush me!"

"Please, just get here." She ends the call. "Kagura-chan now!" Gintoki shouted. "ALL YEAHHHH!" With her fist, she uses all her strength to destroy the ship from the inside and out. It starts to shake as it breaks apart. "See ya." Gintoki and Katsura run away, then jump off the ship. Katsura lands first, then yells when Gintoki land on his back. The vehicle behind them crashes as it breaks down in the middle of the street. "I am not a footstool, Gintoki. Get off of me," Katsura told him. "Shut up. Why the hell are you lying on the box anyway?"

Gintoki goes up to where Shinpachi is. "What's going on?" He looks straight ahead, seeing an unfinished bridge. "Shinpachi, why didn't you turn the corner?!"

"How did am supposed to know that they were building a bridge here?!"

"You wear glasses! Don't they give you the power to see into the future?!"

"You're a jackass if you believe that!"

"Give me the handles!" Gintoki took control of his moped. He hits the brakes, trying to stop it, but the vehicle slides. "No-no-no-no! AHHH!" They slid off the road. It went silent for a second. Then they were screaming again when it was time for them to come back down. Katsura released his parachute, and he and Elizebeth went their own way. "Until next time, Gintoki! SAVE US SOME CAKE!"

"Zura! You asshole!" Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura continue to fall. They glide down rooftops heading towards Sonata's house. She takes out her phone again. "I am going to hurt Gintoki. He better get here soon, as in right now! He better land his ass here? Right now!" Sonata hears screaming. She looks up to see something falling from the sky towards the bouncy castle. "What the hell? Everyone get out and stand back!"

Once the guest was out of the way. They land on the bouncy castle." It burst open after that hard impact they made. "Ooo…" The twins were amazed at what they saw. The giant box falls to the ground near the bushes. Gintoki rolls over, holding his crotch area.

"Gintoki?"

"PAPA!" The twins were excited to see him. "My balls. Oooh! My balls. I knew it. I predicted it. My nuts! That's it! I won't be able to have any more kids!" Sonata ran over and attended to his wounds. Meaning, his nuts. Once the party was over, the twins started playing with their new toys. Sonata picks them up and walks over to Gintoki.

"Okay, let's see what Papa brought you two." Gintoki took out the last nails from the box. "Prepare to have your mind blown."

"Yeah, right. Papa's gift is not better than mommies." Sonata's mouth flew open when Gintoki opened the box. Two small mopeds. One is green, and the other is black. "Ha! What does your big mouth have got to say now, huh? Oh yeah, nothing. Which gift is better?"

"Yours," Sonata mumbles. "What was that? I didn't hear you."

"Yours... Dummy." He nods. "That's right. Happy birthday Ginharu, Gintosu. I know they are too small to use it. But they will enjoy it when they get bigger." Sonata shows the twins what their father brought them. "Any questions before I do the in-your-face dance?" She rolls her eyes. "Yeah. Where did you get the money for this?"

"That's none of your business. And Tatsuma said hi."

"Red sunglasses, owns his own business, and has a fucking annoying laugh?" He nods. "Aww, he still has a crush on me."

"He better stay away from you. Now, where is the cake?"

After Sonata puts the twins to sleep, she walks into Gintoki's room. He is sitting on the bed eating the rest of the birthday cake. "Alright. To thank you for kicking Luke's ass. I owe you a lap dance. Let's get this over with." She gets on top of him. "Finally..." She laughs. "Shut up. Wait a minute. I have to turn the baby monitor on." She gets up and walks over to the dresser. After turning it on, she walks over to Gintoki. She looks at him, then sighs. Gintoki fell asleep with frosting all over his face. Sonata giggles, then shake her head. She leans over, then wipes the frosting off his lips.

"You give your twins an excellent gift today, Gin." Sonata kisses him on the lips, then pulls away. She stroked his hair back. "Goodnight, Gintoki." Sonata smiled, then left his room.