Hello everyone. It's been years since I updated. Years. Just to let you know. I haven't forgotten about this story. I just took some time off because I needed a break from writing. But I will be back very soon with a new chapter. I wrote a chapter about how Gintoki and Sonata met. Enjoy. I'll be back soon.


At night she walks down the busy road heading to her destination. She looks around while staring at everything around her. She had never been to Edo before. Japan is nothing like her native country. There are pleasant people here in this gorgeous city. As she passed people, she heard yelling and someone getting their ass kicked inside. Once she arrives at Otose's sweet shop, she checks the address on her phone, then walks in.

Everyone glanced at her except for the ones making all the noise. She watched the red hair female beat some sense into that silver hair man. A geek with glasses tries to stop it, but she throws him to the other side of the room. The men there laugh. Sonata raises her eyebrows. Damn, that heifer got some strength on her. She ignores them, then walks over to the counter. She glances at her phone while waiting to speak to the owner. She looks to her right to see a drunk staring at her. He grins, then blows her a kiss. Sonata rolls her eyes and looks away. Men like that make her feel disgusted. He smiles.

"Hello, cutie. Who are you?" When he tried to touch her, Sonata grabbed his hair and slammed his face against the bar counter. The men laughed, and half of them moved away from her. "Dirty Men," Sonata said. Otose finally came over to the bar. She lit her cigarette and walked over to the counter. "What can I do for you?" She asked Sonata. "Terada Ayano?" Otose exhales smoke, then stare at her. "Who wants might you be?"

"I'm Sune Ibenka's Daughter. She said to deliver this to you." Sonata pushes a case toward her. Otose raises her eyebrow. "Ahh. So you're Sune's daughter. You must be the youngest one. I haven't seen you since you were a toddler. Sune lazy ass could have delivered it herself."

"I wanted to look around Edo, so I came in her place."

"Aren't you a big girl now? Watch it. There are some freaks here in Edo, but some good people. Tama, watch the bar. If HE goes for the Saké again, break his fingers."

"Yes, Ma'am."

"Stay right there while I get the paperwork. And a little advice. Stay away from the asshole with the silver hair." Sonata nods. She looks around the bar, then glances to her left. When she looks away, then back again, that asshole with silver hair is sitting next to her. Sonata jumps back. What the fuck? Where did he? She sighs, then continues to wait for Otose. She stares at Gintoki's silver hair. She had never seen someone with that hair before. What kind of hair dye did he use?

Gintoki sips his drink, then looks up at Sonata. "What?" He asked. "What? I didn't say anything." He scoffed. "Oh, that's what I thought."

"What did you say?"

"Don't get smart with me, little girl." Sonata rolls her eyes and ignores Gintoki. Yup, he's a fucking asshole. While she waits. Gintoki looks Sonata up and down. The way she talks and her clothing are way different. He can tell that she is not from Japan. He continued to examine her. Her chest is flat, but she got curves in the right places. Gintoki slides his chair over to Sonata. When she didn't respond, he moved closer. Gin is now a few inches from her. When he glided his hand behind Sonata, she quickly grabbed his hand. He gasped when she caught him. She turned to him, looking serious as fuck. "May I help you?" She asked. "Me? Uh, nothing. I don't want anything." She raised her eyebrow. "Oh, so what are you doing with your hand?" He looks around. "I was checking for my wallet. Yeah, that's right. I had to make sure you didn't steal it."

"Stop lying. Do not touch my ass!" She looks him up and down. "Asked first." She releases his hand and turns back to the counter. Gintoki is surprised by what she said to he hear right? Did she just? He narrowed his eyes. Is she playing with me? I'm not stupid. "I'm not falling for it. You were going to beat my ass even if I did ask."

"Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't. We will never know because you didn't ask." She shrugs. "Oh well." Gintoki looks away while shouting FUCK! in his head. "As I said. Do not touch my butt." He scoffed. "You got it all wrong. I was reaching for my drink." She looks at him. "Your drink is in front of you. Not where my ass is!"

Gintoki scratches the back of his head, then laugh a little. "Okay, you caught me. So, what's your business with the old wench here?" He sat down. "Mind your fucking business."

"Protecting that old hag is my fucking business. But damn, do you kiss your husband with that mouth?"

"I don't have a husband."

"A boyfriend?"

"No." He looks around. "Girlfriend? If you roll that way?" Sonata glanced at him. "I dumped her long ago." She rolls that way. Gintoki stood up. "But I decided to go back to dating men." Gintoki sat back down. "Go on..." She sighed. "Look, get away from me before I drop-kick your ass."

"Look here, you heifer! I don't know what business you have with that old wench, but if it harms her in any way. Then you have to deal with me. Got it?" Gintoki was supposed to poke her in the chest but missed and poked her on her left nipple. Sonata scowls at him with a fist ready to swing. Gintoki sigh. "Well, since my finger is already here." He tried to touch her breast, but Sonata took hold of his genitals. Gintoki hit a high note when she squeezed his balls. "The tables have turned," Sonata smirked. "CHILL!" She moved closer to his face as he squealed. "Why should I? You touched my nipple, so I get to grab your balls." Gintoki screams. "Kagura-chan, Shinpachi. HELP!" They sip their tea calmly. "I'll pass," Shinpachi said. "Rip his balls off," Kagura responded. Gintoki shrieks.

"You are right. I should rip these balls off!"

"Okay, okay, I AM SORRY! You have to stop! PLEASE STOP!" He pleaded." What's wrong? You don't like this feeling?" She asked. Gintoki throws his head back and relaxes. "You are wrong." He looks up at her with a grin on his face. "I fucking love it!"

"Eeww!" She pulls her hand away quickly. "You are fucking disgusting!"

"Ha! You didn't see that coming, did you?! We just met, and you touched my balls. Damn, buy a man dinner first."

"I don't know who you are, but you are fucking annoying."

"Say what you want, woman. And just to let you know, my fly was down, so you touched some skin." Sonata looked down at her hand, then looked up at Gintoki's stupid grinning face. She is pissed off. "You son of a bitch."

While Sonata has Gintoki in the headlock, Otose finally comes back. "What's going on out here? Oh. I see you two are getting along." Otose inhales her cigarette. Sonata has Gintoki in a chokehold while twisting his right arm. "Get this bitch!" Sonata tightens her hold around his neck.

"Gin, you ass. Sonata, I see you met Gintoki, the dumbass that lives upstairs. Gintoki, this is Sonata, my long-time friend's daughter. Leave her alone!"

"She started it!" Sonata drops him, then walks over to the counter.

"Sorry about that. I had to teach him where to keep his hands." Gintoki stood up. "You lying, heifer. You are upset because you touched my dick, and I liked it. AHH!" He screams when she smacks him on the chest. "Fuck!"

"Sorry, Otose," Sonata said. "Don't be. It put a smile on my face." Gintoki rubs his chest. "Jokes on you. I think I liked that too." Sonata rolls her eyes. "Alright, here is what your Mother asks for." Sonata smiled, then glided the case over to her. "Thank you."

"So, how long are you staying in Edo?"

"2 weeks. Then I'm going back home."

"That's right. You better leave Edo, you-AHHH!" Sonata smacks him on the chest again. "Music to my ears," Otose said. "I'm off now. Goodbye, Otose." She nods. "Tell your mother to come around soon." Sonata nods. She glares at Gintoki, then finally leaves. Gintoki sat down while rubbing his chest. "Suck it up," Otose told him.